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(Huffington Post)   Tom Cruise rumored to have a new, thick, red beard   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 98
    More: Interesting, Laura Prepon, Tom Cruise, british tabloid, beards, dating  
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2014-04-18 08:31:11 AM
Oh, good. Given his past record with wives, maybe he'll push her out of Scientology, too.
 
2014-04-18 08:48:59 AM
You know, I always thought she was a lesbian, but despite her role in Orange is the New Black, I didn't think Laura Prepon was one, too.
 
2014-04-18 08:59:40 AM
Thick?
 
2014-04-18 09:17:39 AM
Holy shiat, she let the puppies breathe in "Orange is the New Black"! Why wasn't I notified of this?

And why is everyone queering out Tom Cruise? He's a creepy cultist but I never got any gay vibe off of him.
 
2014-04-18 09:43:59 AM

gilgigamesh: Thick?



My thoughts exactly.
 
2014-04-18 09:44:31 AM
Prepon is a Scientologist?
THat makes me a little sad.
 
2014-04-18 09:47:55 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Prepon is a Scientologist?
THat makes me a little sad.


If you're not Jewish or really lucky you'd better embrace Scientology if you want to make it in Hollywood.
 
2014-04-18 09:52:26 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Prepon is a Scientologist?
THat makes me a little sad.



Scientology is one of those things that is a legit deal-breaker for me.

/Don't think I have ever dated one.
//At the very least, they never told me.
 
2014-04-18 10:09:18 AM

Mugato: Holy shiat, she let the puppies breathe in "Orange is the New Black"! Why wasn't I notified of this?

And why is everyone queering out Tom Cruise? He's a creepy cultist but I never got any gay vibe off of him.


You never saw Top Gun, Ice Man *bite

eh, I guess they're both weird enough to maybe pull off this wacky romance.
 
2014-04-18 10:13:44 AM
So, they are. ..
*Glasses*
Keeping it in the closet?
 
2014-04-18 10:14:02 AM

The_Sponge: gilgigamesh: Thick?


My thoughts exactly.


Thirded.
 
Skr
2014-04-18 10:17:26 AM
If they are meeting secretly, it could just be super secret Xenu business. But if they let that meeting secret out of the bag, then the rumor mill would still go back to the possible dating secret.

Also if they are dating, he once again is with someone noticeably taller than him.
 
2014-04-18 10:18:46 AM
Isn't she like twice his height?
 
2014-04-18 10:19:21 AM
Get thee behind me, thetan.
 
2014-04-18 10:22:00 AM
Maybe they're co-starring in the Dennis Kucinich story.
 
2014-04-18 10:22:37 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Mugato: Holy shiat, she let the puppies breathe in "Orange is the New Black"! Why wasn't I notified of this?

And why is everyone queering out Tom Cruise? He's a creepy cultist but I never got any gay vibe off of him.

You never saw Top Gun, Ice Man *bite

eh, I guess they're both weird enough to maybe pull off this wacky romance.



Okay, Top Gun was definitely gay. But no one queers out Val Kilmer, he's way too fat. And no one would dare call Michael Ironside gay. So I would blame the gayness of Top Gun on the director.
 
2014-04-18 10:30:27 AM
Et tu, Hot Donna?
 
2014-04-18 10:34:09 AM
I wonder if she shaves her cootch...
 
2014-04-18 10:35:31 AM

dogbone: Maybe they're co-starring in the Dennis Kucinich story.


+1
 
2014-04-18 10:38:02 AM

dogbone: Maybe they're co-starring in the Dennis Kucinich story.



Damn. That was nice.
 
2014-04-18 10:39:05 AM

Mugato: Holy shiat, she let the puppies breathe in "Orange is the New Black"! Why wasn't I notified of this?


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-18 10:41:12 AM
To hide those skid marks on his mouth.
Not suggesting he's gay or anything............ don't sue me!
 
2014-04-18 10:42:18 AM
It must be a cult ordered union.
 
2014-04-18 10:43:04 AM
 
2014-04-18 10:44:10 AM

Mugato: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Mugato: Holy shiat, she let the puppies breathe in "Orange is the New Black"! Why wasn't I notified of this?

And why is everyone queering out Tom Cruise? He's a creepy cultist but I never got any gay vibe off of him.

You never saw Top Gun, Ice Man *bite

eh, I guess they're both weird enough to maybe pull off this wacky romance.


Okay, Top Gun was definitely gay. But no one queers out Val Kilmer, he's way too fat. And no one would dare call Michael Ironside gay. So I would blame the gayness of Top Gun on the director.


true enough, lol.
 
2014-04-18 10:49:02 AM
No pics after 20+ posts...
 
2014-04-18 10:49:49 AM

jedihirsch: Isn't she like twice his height?


My 7 year old is twice his height.

/no idea where he got it from, I'm barely taller than Tom Cruise
 
2014-04-18 10:52:20 AM
You know, just when fraeky Tommy manages to somewhat put his aberrations out of the public conciousness he starts with this shiat again.
 
2014-04-18 10:55:22 AM
I never watched That 70's Show, but she is amazing in OITNB.  Damn shame about the Scientology thing.
 
2014-04-18 10:56:15 AM

Scottybobotty: I wonder if she shaves her cootch...


Yes.
 
2014-04-18 10:56:50 AM

gilgigamesh: Thick?


If she's dating Tom Cruise, she might just be.

/low-hanging fruit, I know
 
2014-04-18 10:58:12 AM

mjones73: No pics after 20+ posts...


Go nuts
 
2014-04-18 11:00:17 AM
They way I have seen it if you date/marry Tom Cruise you may as well be commiting career suicide.
 
2014-04-18 11:00:59 AM
Do I have to do everything?
cdn2.maxim.com
 
2014-04-18 11:03:46 AM

Mugato: Holy shiat, she let the puppies breathe in "Orange is the New Black"! Why wasn't I notified of this?

And why is everyone queering out Tom Cruise? He's a creepy cultist but I never got any gay vibe off of him.


http://www.avclub.com/article/bronson-pinchot-34310
Scroll down to the fourth subject, Risky Business.
 
2014-04-18 11:08:12 AM

Car_Ramrod: mjones73: No pics after 20+ posts...

Go nuts


I'm at work, gotta be careful with my image searches.. :)
 
2014-04-18 11:11:01 AM

mjones73: Car_Ramrod: mjones73: No pics after 20+ posts...

Go nuts

I'm at work, gotta be careful with my image searches.. :)


So what you're saying is... this is a bookmark for later?
 
2014-04-18 11:17:48 AM
Laura Prepon, Gillian Anderson, stop being blonde!
 
2014-04-18 11:25:11 AM

Skr:
Also if they are dating, he once again is with someone noticeably taller than him.


where exactly is that manlet going to find women who dont tower over him
 
2014-04-18 11:30:15 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Prepon is a Scientologist?
THat makes me a little sad.


She's apparently so into it that when she guested on CASTLE, the church took out ads on the show.
 
2014-04-18 11:30:38 AM

GungFu: This is how Scientology screens for Tom Cruise's partners:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHl-8bBEaW0&list=PL3kG3TM8jFKh8Mqy2mG ik BsxHh41NZ51k&feature=share&index=5


And this way...

http://youtu.be/xZzczBTa8rI
 
2014-04-18 11:30:56 AM
MMM THICK GIRL TREAD!!

img842.imageshack.us
 
2014-04-18 11:32:09 AM

Bob Falfa: Do I have to do everything?
[cdn2.maxim.com image 400x500]


Thank you. Because her pic in TFA looks like Michael Jackson.

/not as if Tommy would mind
 
2014-04-18 11:36:19 AM

Mugato: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Mugato: Holy shiat, she let the puppies breathe in "Orange is the New Black"! Why wasn't I notified of this?

And why is everyone queering out Tom Cruise? He's a creepy cultist but I never got any gay vibe off of him.

You never saw Top Gun, Ice Man *bite

eh, I guess they're both weird enough to maybe pull off this wacky romance.


Okay, Top Gun was definitely gay. But no one queers out Val Kilmer, he's way too fat. And no one would dare call Michael Ironside gay. So I would blame the gayness of Top Gun on the director.


films in the 1980s were bizarrely homoerotic. look at the villain of commando (or anything else ahnold was in), jcvd's perpetually oiled pecs, or pretty much any action film climax (usually resembling man-on-man sex more than actual hand-to-hand combat). the ruthless guide to 80s action even gives each film a homoeroticism grade.
 
2014-04-18 11:38:55 AM

acad1228: Scottybobotty: I wonder if she shaves her cootch...

Yes.


Tom Cruise is a real Merkin.
 
2014-04-18 11:39:15 AM

acad1228: Scottybobotty: I wonder if she shaves her cootch...

Yes.


I wonder if she likes buttsechs...
 
2014-04-18 11:40:02 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: MMM THICK GIRL TREAD!!

[img842.imageshack.us image 850x788]


that's....not thick.

thick is sara rue before she got all 'hollywood gotta be a stick' figure.
 
2014-04-18 11:42:38 AM
Pardon me, do you have any Laura Prepon?
 
2014-04-18 11:44:06 AM

You Are All Sheep: that's....not thick.

thick is sara rue before she got all 'hollywood gotta be a stick' figure.



I know thick girls!

img834.imageshack.us

now there is something to hold on to!
 
2014-04-18 11:44:25 AM

Scottybobotty: acad1228: Scottybobotty: I wonder if she shaves her cootch...

Yes.

I wonder if she likes buttsechs...


Yes.
 
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