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(Bellator)   Friday Night MMA: Bellator 117, with Douglas Lima vs Rick Hawn for the vacant welterweight title. Also the lightweight tournament semifinals. Prelims stream free at 7 PM ET on Spike.com. Main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET   (bellator.com) divider line 74
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2014-04-18 06:17:36 AM  
With Ben Askren gone, Bellator crowns a new welterweight champ tonight, with Douglas Lima vs Rick Hawn for the belt.  The lightweight tournament is down to four fighters now, with two semifinal fights tonight, Patricky Pitbull vs Derek Campos and Marcin Held vs Derek Anderson.  Plus Houston Alexander way down on the prelims...

Spike.com prelims link:  http://www.spike.com/shows/bellator-mma/live
Bellator.com prelims link:  http://bellator.com/articles/prelimstream


www.tapology.com

No AXS TV fights tonight after Bellator.  They're taking a few weeks off.

For those up and not doing anything during the day, there is a Cage Warriors event streaming free today, with the British promotion doing an event in Amman, Jordan.

Prelims start at 11:30 AM ET, but aren't being streamed.
The 6-fight main card is streaming free at MMAjunkie.com at 2 PM ET. here:  http://cagewarriors.mmajunkie.com/

www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-18 08:44:33 AM  
www.tapology.com


Look for me in the crowd at Bellator.
 
2014-04-18 12:14:32 PM  

One Bad Apple: [www.tapology.com image 320x364]


Look for me in the crowd at Bellator.


Cool.  Have fun at the show.
 
2014-04-18 06:09:28 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-18 06:14:11 PM  
Huh, there was a UFC card on Wednesday that I somehow missed.
 
2014-04-18 06:33:55 PM  

violentsalvation: Huh, there was a UFC card on Wednesday that I somehow missed.


Bisping lost, that is all that matters.

5th ranked MW?  Really?
 
2014-04-18 06:40:55 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-18 07:05:48 PM  

Flappyhead: violentsalvation: Huh, there was a UFC card on Wednesday that I somehow missed.

Bisping lost, that is all that matters.

5th ranked MW?  Really?


Was it an ass kicking? Seeing that it was a decision doesn't tell much.
 
2014-04-18 07:16:20 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2014-04-18 07:16:45 PM  
Wife bought me hundo bucks of LEGO's today, so I'll be building an army tank on the carpet and have the fights on in the background.

Please keep the thread fully stocked of incredible overreactions,  poorly thought-out wishes of familial harm or personal suicide, and comments about Kimmie, whether or not she's there.

I would spread those pale cheeks so far apart and tongue-punch that fiery fart-box like it owed me money.  Her red hair would thrash about in wild passion, before screaming for me to take her.  I'd smile and grab her hips, violently flip her over...and then she'd wave it off inexplicably.

And she'd get credit for another blown call.
 
2014-04-18 07:17:12 PM  
Oh darn, they added two fights since I last updated my predictions.  Oh well.
 
2014-04-18 07:18:37 PM  

Testiclaw: Wife bought me hundo bucks of LEGO's today, so I'll be building an army tank on the carpet and have the fights on in the background.

Please keep the thread fully stocked of incredible overreactions,  poorly thought-out wishes of familial harm or personal suicide, and comments about Kimmie, whether or not she's there.

I would spread those pale cheeks so far apart and tongue-punch that fiery fart-box like it owed me money.  Her red hair would thrash about in wild passion, before screaming for me to take her.  I'd smile and grab her hips, violently flip her over...and then she'd wave it off inexplicably.

And she'd get credit for another blown call.


I've tried to take your place before, but I just don't have it in me.  I tried though.
 
2014-04-18 07:21:07 PM  

Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: Wife bought me hundo bucks of LEGO's today, so I'll be building an army tank on the carpet and have the fights on in the background.

Please keep the thread fully stocked of incredible overreactions,  poorly thought-out wishes of familial harm or personal suicide, and comments about Kimmie, whether or not she's there.

I would spread those pale cheeks so far apart and tongue-punch that fiery fart-box like it owed me money.  Her red hair would thrash about in wild passion, before screaming for me to take her.  I'd smile and grab her hips, violently flip her over...and then she'd wave it off inexplicably.

And she'd get credit for another blown call.

I've tried to take your place before, but I just don't have it in me.  I tried though.


:(
 
2014-04-18 07:29:07 PM  

Testiclaw: Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: Wife bought me hundo bucks of LEGO's today, so I'll be building an army tank on the carpet and have the fights on in the background.

Please keep the thread fully stocked of incredible overreactions,  poorly thought-out wishes of familial harm or personal suicide, and comments about Kimmie, whether or not she's there.

I would spread those pale cheeks so far apart and tongue-punch that fiery fart-box like it owed me money.  Her red hair would thrash about in wild passion, before screaming for me to take her.  I'd smile and grab her hips, violently flip her over...and then she'd wave it off inexplicably.

And she'd get credit for another blown call.

I've tried to take your place before, but I just don't have it in me.  I tried though.

:(


Ok, here's a tasteless image that is more inline with the hockey game tonight

i1349.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-18 07:37:01 PM  
Damn that nut kick was all balls.
 
2014-04-18 07:41:13 PM  
I'm here with Apple. The scalpers here are not punctual or planned ahead, but they are cheap.
 
2014-04-18 07:50:36 PM  
Ow shiat.
 
2014-04-18 07:52:27 PM  
Well that was unfortunate.
 
2014-04-18 07:54:56 PM  
That looked painful as hell.  Legs are not supposed to bend that way
 
2014-04-18 07:56:05 PM  
 
2014-04-18 08:11:25 PM  
It's the battle of the spaghetti arms...
 
2014-04-18 08:16:46 PM  
Slow motion fighting.
 
2014-04-18 08:20:40 PM  
They were both completely exhausted, fun fight though
 
2014-04-18 08:36:25 PM  
Just finishing up some work.  Should be ready to watch by main card time.  Did I miss anything good?
 
2014-04-18 08:38:32 PM  

violentsalvation: Huh, there was a UFC card on Wednesday that I somehow missed.


I've been sending out heads-up emails the day before the event for these odd day (non Friday or Saturday) events.  Do you want to be added to the list?  If so, shoot me an email at the address in my profile.
 
2014-04-18 08:45:02 PM  

psychicdeath99: violentsalvation: Huh, there was a UFC card on Wednesday that I somehow missed.

I've been sending out heads-up emails the day before the event for these odd day (non Friday or Saturday) events.  Do you want to be added to the list?  If so, shoot me an email at the address in my profile.


Lately I'm hardly checking my personal emails so it wouldn't help. I just completely spaced it and never saw the thread in the queue. But thanks anyway.

There have been a couple good fights, a nice two punch KO four seconds into the second round. And a knee injury, check out the gif posted by lokis_mentor a few comments up.
 
2014-04-18 08:58:48 PM  

violentsalvation: psychicdeath99: violentsalvation: Huh, there was a UFC card on Wednesday that I somehow missed.


There have been a couple good fights, a nice two punch KO four seconds into the second round. And a knee injury, check out the gif posted by lokis_mentor a few comments up.


Gif was courtesy Zombie (@ZProphet_MMA) on twitter.  He's normally pretty good on them.
 
2014-04-18 08:59:03 PM  

violentsalvation: psychicdeath99: violentsalvation: Huh, there was a UFC card on Wednesday that I somehow missed.

I've been sending out heads-up emails the day before the event for these odd day (non Friday or Saturday) events.  Do you want to be added to the list?  If so, shoot me an email at the address in my profile.

Lately I'm hardly checking my personal emails so it wouldn't help. I just completely spaced it and never saw the thread in the queue. But thanks anyway.

There have been a couple good fights, a nice two punch KO four seconds into the second round. And a knee injury, check out the gif posted by lokis_mentor a few comments up.


No problem.  I generally mention the next thread-worthy event at the end of current threads.  I'll be more diligent about it, particularly for the occasional Wednesday UFC card, or the weird ones when they do one on a Monday morning from China or someplace.
 
2014-04-18 09:08:07 PM  

lokis_mentor: violentsalvation: psychicdeath99: violentsalvation: Huh, there was a UFC card on Wednesday that I somehow missed.


There have been a couple good fights, a nice two punch KO four seconds into the second round. And a knee injury, check out the gif posted by lokis_mentor a few comments up.

Gif was courtesy Zombie (@ZProphet_MMA) on twitter.  He's normally pretty good on them.


Yep. I generally post a lot of Zombie Prophet gifs in fight threads. I'm on a tablet at the moment and too lazy to drag the laptop to the living room, so I won't be posting his gifs tonight.
 
2014-04-18 09:09:31 PM  
10-9 Campos. Patricky isn't pulling the trigger.
 
2014-04-18 09:11:48 PM  
Looks like he finally woke up. Took a round, and it's over.
 
2014-04-18 09:12:15 PM  
Campos must have been diddling the ref's daughter or something as long as the ref let him get thumped.
 
2014-04-18 09:26:24 PM  
Man, I always get Patricky and Patricio mixed up...
 
2014-04-18 09:27:55 PM  

psychicdeath99: lokis_mentor: violentsalvation: psychicdeath99: violentsalvation: Huh, there was a UFC card on Wednesday that I somehow missed.


There have been a couple good fights, a nice two punch KO four seconds into the second round. And a knee injury, check out the gif posted by lokis_mentor a few comments up.

Gif was courtesy Zombie (@ZProphet_MMA) on twitter.  He's normally pretty good on them.

Yep. I generally post a lot of Zombie Prophet gifs in fight threads. I'm on a tablet at the moment and too lazy to drag the laptop to the living room, so I won't be posting his gifs tonight.


my old POS can barely keep up with this on one side and twitter on the other.  I need to nuke it and start fresh
 
2014-04-18 09:35:46 PM  
Close, but 10-9 Gomez
 
2014-04-18 09:36:28 PM  
Christ, we got in too late to see the Houston fight. Was it any good?
 
2014-04-18 09:38:47 PM  

quiotu: Christ, we got in too late to see the Houston fight. Was it any good?


Unfortunately, it looks like it will be a non-aired " dark" match after the main card. I hate when Bellator does that.
 
2014-04-18 09:43:00 PM  
Amoussou was wobbled.
 
2014-04-18 09:43:04 PM  
10-9 Gomez. 20-18.

Close fight. I expected Amoussou to run right through him, but Gomez is hurting him every so often.
 
2014-04-18 09:49:51 PM  
10-9 Amoussou. 29-28 Gomez.

Hoping the judges disgree with me on the first round and scored it for Amoussou
 
2014-04-18 09:56:30 PM  
Boooooooooooo
 
2014-04-18 09:57:54 PM  
Took them long enough to add up 29 and 28 three times. This ain't calculus, judges.
 
2014-04-18 10:01:28 PM  

psychicdeath99: Took them long enough to add up 29 and 28 three times. This ain't calculus, judges.


they're probably too busy watching the Red Wings game
 
2014-04-18 10:13:54 PM  
If Bellator aired all their fights, we'd have to miss these fantastic human interest stories that make up half the main card.

/ and really, aren't fighter interviews more important than the actual matches?
 
2014-04-18 10:21:56 PM  
10-9 Held.
 
2014-04-18 10:24:04 PM  

psychicdeath99: If Bellator aired all their fights, we'd have to miss these fantastic human interest stories that make up half the main card.

/ and really, aren't fighter interviews more important than the actual matches?


There is no good reason they don't at least put the postlim online.
 
2014-04-18 10:24:25 PM  
Boop.
 
2014-04-18 10:27:11 PM  

violentsalvation: psychicdeath99: If Bellator aired all their fights, we'd have to miss these fantastic human interest stories that make up half the main card.

/ and really, aren't fighter interviews more important than the actual matches?

There is no good reason they don't at least put the postlim online.


Especially since they used to stream the postlims and stopped. I think the move from MTV2 to Spike might have something to do with it. No idea why, though.

Nice triangle.
 
2014-04-18 10:28:52 PM  
I can't believe Held was able to work out a submission from that leaping, telegraphed, shiatty take down.
 
2014-04-18 10:36:39 PM  
I'd be surprised if Tito doesn't find a reason to back out.
 
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