Theaetetus: The federal data behind the report show that over the past seven years, the number of live births per 1,000 women between ages 15 and 29 in America has plunged 9 percent.A normal article would be pleased about the reduction in teen pregnancy.
Lord Soth: Increasing number of American women are unmarriable.
Admiral_Ritt: Ladies, It's a real turn off for you to be a keeper of a Dog. A cat not so much.It makes some of us think you have high emotional nurturing needs.and for the larger dogs, we think you are F**ing them.
bhcompy: Increasing number of women? Every other girl I know in the 25-35 year old range is pregnant, trying to get pregnant, or just had a kid.
tricycleracer: Admiral_Ritt: Ladies, It's a real turn off for you to be a keeper of a Dog. A cat not so much.It makes some of us think you have high emotional nurturing needs.and for the larger dogs, we think you are F**ing them.I've always hated dating women with dogs. You always end up staying at their place because of the dog, They always have a set schedule because of the dog. They always have to arrange boarding if you want to go out of town.Cats? Put down some extra bowls of water, extra bowls of food, fill up a spare litter box, and get on the plane to Vegas.
idesofmarch: As long as they don't refer to their dogs as their babies, that's fine by me./hates hates hates people who refer to their pets as children
Dr Dreidel: If I'm reading this right, more women are choosing to do it doggie-style with condoms?// lllllllllllladies
Yanks_RSJ: I briefly dated a girl who baby-talked her dog. It was incredibly annoying, but she did have a really nice body, so I stuck around longer than I would have otherwise.
Admiral_Ritt: Call it, Sterilization via Puppy Dog.Ladies, It's a real turn off for you to be a keeper of a Dog. A cat not so much.It makes some of us think you have high emotional nurturing needs.and for the larger dogs, we think you are F**ing them.The reason a cat is not a deal breaker is that if thecat doesn't like you as a guest it just leaves the room. Plusthe litter box is just a box, and not a side yard waste dump.
LordZorch: Logical outcome of cheap, reliable, birth control is that people that don't want kids won't have them.Also, keep you smelly little disease & snot factories to yourself - the world is not your babysitter...
Marquis de Sod: Causing the price of peanut butter to skyrocket
Englebert Slaptyback: Welcome to Generation RexThey should form an interconnected support group. Maybe call it Fido-net or something.
mrEdude: anyone who would have a kid now is a selfish deluded mofo.the world is not going to get 'better'.
Publikwerks: "Must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married and all the while your uterus is slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless. "-- Eric Cartman
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