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(AsiaOne)   Life can be pretty funny. One day you're Miss Hong Kong and then the next thing you know you're selling fish balls to hungry crowds   (news.asiaone.com) divider line 57
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2014-04-18 09:48:02 AM
fta about 3,000 fish balls are sold every day

In Iowa she could run for Senator
 
2014-04-18 10:04:36 AM
Goddamn she's got to have tons of patience and be pretty good with a pair of tweezers
 
2014-04-18 10:05:33 AM
And apparently leaving thousands of castrated fish in her wake.
 
2014-04-18 10:08:12 AM
From the paleolithic internet.
 
2014-04-18 10:09:45 AM
Why are people obsessed with eating balls, and act like its some kind of delicacy. Id be willing to bet the first guy to do it, did it because he was farking starving.

Prime rib, nah.. I'll take the jizz soaked balls please.

/whoopy boys
//do fish have balls?
 
Skr
2014-04-18 10:10:57 AM
Pretty cute 41 year old. Sounds like she tried the acting gig after MHK but it floundered.
 
2014-04-18 10:11:13 AM
In before the Kanye references from South Park.
 
2014-04-18 10:11:23 AM
Wait till you eat horse penis soup.
 
2014-04-18 10:12:00 AM
I heard that Kanye West likes fish balls.
 
2014-04-18 10:13:16 AM
img.fark.net

www.thenewcanadians.com

She's got about 10 more good years.
 
2014-04-18 10:15:29 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 700x456]

[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]

She's got about 10 more good years.


60 - 41 is not 10.
 
2014-04-18 10:16:44 AM
Fish balls were my favorite food when I was a kid. Not a problem growing up in an Asian household, but whenever I would spend the night with my American friends, and they asked me what I wanted to eat, my request resulted in a lot of confused stares.

/Mmmmmm......fish ball soup....
 
2014-04-18 10:17:05 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 700x456]

[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]

She's got about 10 more good years.


ROR, I saw that pic and read she was 41 and that cartoon was the first thing I thought of.
 
2014-04-18 10:17:26 AM
"Fish balls" aren't actually fish testicles. It's pureed fish meat shaped into a ball. Or is my sarcasm detector on the fritz again?

/heard of sea urchin nards as food, but not fish
 
2014-04-18 10:20:27 AM
She set up the shop last month and business has been so brisk - about 3,000 fish balls are sold every day - that the shop is in the black and she plans a Mong Kok outlet.

Kok and Balls?
 
2014-04-18 10:21:29 AM

sendtodave: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 700x456]

[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]

She's got about 10 more good years.

60 - 41 is not 10.


She's all yours in the 51 to 60 age range. Knock yourself out.
 
2014-04-18 10:23:01 AM
Back in the day...
 
2014-04-18 10:25:27 AM

www.bobcongdon.net

RIP Happy Fun Ball

 
2014-04-18 10:26:32 AM
img28.picoodle.com
try that again...

...apparently, she Was married. Wonder where he went, when the schoolgirl wore off?
 
2014-04-18 10:30:30 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: sendtodave: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 700x456]

[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]

She's got about 10 more good years.

60 - 41 is not 10.

She's all yours in the 51 to 60 age range. Knock yourself out.


Nah.  Just got one in the 20-30 range.  It'll be a while before she depreciates.
 
2014-04-18 10:33:36 AM

perigee: [img28.picoodle.com image 245x320]
try that again...

...apparently, she Was married. Wonder where he went, when the schoolgirl wore off?


No matter how good she may look now, somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shiat.
 
2014-04-18 10:35:51 AM
Fish have balls?
 
2014-04-18 10:50:39 AM

bikerbob59: Fish have balls?


yes.. like meat has balls too.
 
2014-04-18 10:52:57 AM

sendtodave: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 700x456]

[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]

She's got about 10 more good years.

60 - 41 is not 10.


More to the point, funny as it is, if you'd spent much time in Asia you'd know that the "before" pictures describe about 1% of Asian women. Just like the rest of the world, Asian women are held to an unrealistic standard of beauty by those portrayed in the media.
 
2014-04-18 10:56:31 AM

Kalashinator: "Fish balls" aren't actually fish testicles. It's pureed fish meat shaped into a ball. Or is my sarcasm detector on the fritz again?

/heard of sea urchin nards as food, but not fish


Heh, i bet the next thing you're going to tell me is that spaghetti and meatballs is ground beef and pasta, instead of cow testicles and pasta.
 
2014-04-18 10:56:47 AM

bikerbob59: Fish have balls?


Yes.
 
2014-04-18 10:57:11 AM

gweilo8888: sendtodave: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 700x456]

[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]

She's got about 10 more good years.

60 - 41 is not 10.

More to the point, funny as it is, if you'd spent much time in Asia you'd know that the "before" pictures describe about 1% of Asian women. Just like the rest of the world, Asian women are held to an unrealistic standard of beauty by those portrayed in the media.


Three years in China.

I remember after my first trip there, Korean friend said, "So?  How about the girls?"
"Eh.  Some good looking, most aren't.  Just like anywhere."
"Damn.  Yeah, it'sthe same in Korea."

SAD PANDA FACE
 
2014-04-18 11:04:08 AM

sendtodave: Three years in China.

I remember after my first trip there, Korean friend said, "So?  How about the girls?"
"Eh.  Some good looking, most aren't.  Just like anywhere."
"Damn.  Yeah, it'sthe same in Korea."

SAD PANDA FACE


Yep, that about sums it up.

/over two decades in Hong Kong
 
2014-04-18 11:09:00 AM

Cybernetic: And apparently leaving thousands of castrated fish in her wake.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-18 11:12:40 AM
media.giphy.com
 
2014-04-18 11:22:47 AM

gweilo8888: sendtodave: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 700x456]

[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]

She's got about 10 more good years.

60 - 41 is not 10.

More to the point, funny as it is, if you'd spent much time in Asia you'd know that the "before" pictures describe about 1% of Asian women. Just like the rest of the world, Asian women are held to an unrealistic standard of beauty by those portrayed in the media.


Salt Lake City is the only place I've lived or visited where the ratio significantly changes. It's really something there.
 
2014-04-18 11:23:40 AM
Horry sheet she's 41.
 
2014-04-18 11:28:26 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-18 11:28:36 AM

gweilo8888: sendtodave: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 700x456]

[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]

She's got about 10 more good years.

60 - 41 is not 10.

More to the point, funny as it is, if you'd spent much time in Asia you'd know that the "before" pictures describe about 1% of Asian women. Just like the rest of the world, Asian women are held to an unrealistic standard of beauty by those portrayed in the media.


Asian women are often seen as having flawless skin and skincare is a constant obsession. Asia leads in methods of trying to get those damn blackheads out of your face. Oily skin means less wrinkles but the big pores will drive people crazy.
 
2014-04-18 11:36:32 AM
www.dailyramblings.com
 
2014-04-18 11:49:58 AM
Eat them up, yum!
 
2014-04-18 12:05:52 PM

SuperNinjaToad: bikerbob59: Fish have balls?

yes.. like meat has balls too.


And your foot.
 
2014-04-18 12:40:07 PM
She set up the shop last month and business has been so brisk - about 3,000 fish balls are sold every day - that the shop is in the black and she plans a Mong Kok outlet.

She can play with Mong Kok and fishy balls anytime!
 
2014-04-18 12:53:57 PM

kling_klang_bed: She set up the shop last month and business has been so brisk - about 3,000 fish balls are sold every day - that the shop is in the black and she plans a Mong Kok outlet.

She can play with Mong Kok and fishy balls anytime!


That would be venturing into New Territories.
 
2014-04-18 12:54:31 PM

kling_klang_bed: She set up the shop last month and business has been so brisk - about 3,000 fish balls are sold every day - that the shop is in the black and she plans a Mong Kok outlet.

She can play with Mong Kok and fishy balls anytime!


"Mong Kok"?  Please, the preferred term is "retard ramrod," or, if you have to, "simpleton schlong."
 
2014-04-18 01:01:05 PM
I would be more than happy to help her file the requisite forms and obtain the necessary licenses so as to open one of her outlets near Mai Kok, seeing as how she's into that sort of thing.
 
2014-04-18 01:09:09 PM
I never had the fish ball.

Ate the babby mice, to calm my stomach.

The Asians next to me had the monkey brains.

Hey, she is a good looking youngster.
 
2014-04-18 01:12:00 PM
She sells 3,000  a day?

Something tells me she makes way more money now than she ever did in entertainment.
 
2014-04-18 01:14:14 PM
I can't tell her apart from the other former Miss Hong Kongs.

cdn2.thegloss.com
 
2014-04-18 01:21:17 PM
Get a Tit job, then do porn.
 
2014-04-18 01:33:15 PM

Loadmaster: I can't tell her apart from the other former Miss Hong Kongs.

[cdn2.thegloss.com image 625x417]


I'm feeling the sudden urge for Asian buffet.
 
2014-04-18 01:39:12 PM

gweilo8888: sendtodave: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 700x456]

[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]

She's got about 10 more good years.

60 - 41 is not 10.

More to the point, funny as it is, if you'd spent much time in Asia you'd know that the "before" pictures describe about 1% of Asian women. Just like the rest of the world, Asian women are held to an unrealistic standard of beauty by those portrayed in the media.


There are Asian women we'd like to date.  And then there are the Margaret Cho Asian Women.
 
2014-04-18 01:58:44 PM
laseoulguy.com

Begin CSB

When I was stationed in Korea, we were drove across the peninsula by car and stopped to get gas and snacks. They had an interesting looking snack like the picture above that simply said (in English no less) "Hot Stick". Well.....it looked like typical gas station fried food so I got it and one bite told me I'd made a mistake. My buddy's girlfriend let me know it was ground up Cuttlefish shaped like a hot dog and fried. Thought I was going to barf. Saved my belly with a Bachus-D.

End CSB
 
2014-04-18 02:22:03 PM

Spanky3woods: My buddy's girlfriend let me know it was ground up Cuttlefish shaped like a hot dog and fried. Thought I was going to barf.


What's wrong with cuttlefish?

I mean, sure, it's gas station cuttlefish, but, still.
 
2014-04-18 02:44:50 PM
how are the fish balls served?

www.ewillys.com
 
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