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(AZ Family)   Mama's tips for shoplifting beer: Conduct your beer runs on Mondays, steal Budweiser and Bud Light because they are the most popular beers for resale, and invite a friend to come along with you so more beer can be obtained   (azfamily.com) divider line 19
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2014-04-18 02:54:24 PM  
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2014-04-18 03:04:11 PM  
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I remember Mama's tips for shoplifting beer. Conduct your beer runs on Mondays, steal Budweiser and Bud Light because they are the most popular beers for resale, and invite a friend to come along with you so more beer can be obtained
 
2014-04-18 04:13:21 PM  
Budweiser? Bud Light? I thought you said you were stealing beer.

/Someone was going to say it, anyway.
 
2014-04-18 04:14:08 PM  
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2014-04-18 04:26:21 PM  
Mamaaaaa, just stole a beeeer
put a 40 down my pants
couldn't make it out the door
Mamaaa, life had just begun
but now I've gone and thrown it aaaaall away
 
2014-04-18 04:30:08 PM  
FTFA: Police said Gonzalez also warned them about undercover officers in the area.


"Yeah, we heard that too. If we see any, we'll let you know."
 
2014-04-18 04:32:59 PM  
We call them bootleggers in Chicago. They sell shiat after all the stores and bars close.
/They are always old ladies
//Met a few drunk women that just want to hang out till 6-8 am
 
2014-04-18 04:38:07 PM  
Good for them and all...

But someone needs to have a serious discussion about how the police are using their manpower.
 
2014-04-18 04:39:06 PM  
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2014-04-18 04:39:07 PM  
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I've been caught stealing once when I was five
I enjoy stealing, it's just as simple as that
Well it's just a simple fact
When I want something, man, I don't wanna pay for it

I walk right through the door
And I walk right through the door
Hey all right, if I get by
It's mine, mine, all mine, hey

Yeah my girl, she's one too, she'll go and get her a skirt
Stick it under her shirt, she grabbed a razor for me
And she did it, just like that
When she wants something, man, she don't wanna pay for it

She'll walk right through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey all right, if I get by
It's mine, mine, all mine, let's go

We sat around the pile, we sat and laughed
We sat and laughed and waved it into the air
And we, did it, just like that
When we want something, man, we don't wanna pay for it

We walk right through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey, all right, if I get by
It's mine mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, all mine, it's mine
 
2014-04-18 04:40:44 PM  

Mark Ratner: [img.fark.net image 300x385]
/obscure?


Yes.  Lootie is obscure.  It's not like he pops up in every shoplifting thread, or anything...
 
2014-04-18 04:44:31 PM  
Bud and Bud Light are most popular, regular beers. If she was dealing in meat it would be hamburger and flip steaks, not Filet Mignon or Delmonico steaks.
 
2014-04-18 04:56:32 PM  
I prefer to get my crime advice from people who haven't just been arrested.
 
2014-04-18 05:03:16 PM  
What the hell. They stole her shampoo too?
 
2014-04-18 05:13:25 PM  
Resell?

Beer?

Whatever for?

/crazytalk
 
2014-04-18 05:28:36 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [www.dailyhaha.com image 599x479]


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2014-04-18 06:36:42 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Mark Ratner: [img.fark.net image 300x385]
/obscure?

Yes.  Lootie is obscure.  It's not like he pops up in every shoplifting thread, or anything...


I... think he may have been being ironic....
 
2014-04-18 07:00:47 PM  
SR911 is my go-to, but I'll steal just about anything. Beer, cheese, Limburger, quality beef or seafood, and even the deli.
 
2014-04-19 01:59:16 PM  
Cut her some slack.  She's just arbitraging stolen beer that American citizens just won't arbitrage.
 
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