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(Daily Dot)   "...Enter Shipadick.com, which is exactly what it sounds like: a website that allows you to ship a two-and-a-half-foot cardboard erect penis to anyone in the world"   (kernelmag.dailydot.com) divider line 84
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2014-04-18 08:54:50 AM  
Deluxe model
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-18 09:25:45 AM  
Just pay the money to fly me to wherever and I can bring the real thing.

/30" of love, ladies!
//30" of love
 
2014-04-18 09:29:18 AM  
Ship A Dick is the brainchild of Marshall and Chester, two longtime BFFs who met while working as valets at a Portland hotel. (The two run a laser-cutter engraving company together in the area and don't want to reveal their last names for fear of alienating prospective clients.)

Let me google that for you
 
2014-04-18 10:01:08 AM  
I just hope my dick reaches port before her pier collapses.
 
2014-04-18 10:06:55 AM  
Probably a good option for me.  Weight restrictions make shipping my dick highly cost prohibitive.
 
2014-04-18 10:07:00 AM  
Brilliant idea.  They will make all kinds of money off of the suckers of the world.  You can cut out your own cardboard dick and ship it for a helluva lot less than $10.
 
2014-04-18 10:07:29 AM  
Finally
 
Skr
2014-04-18 10:07:32 AM  
Really thought this was a tie in to those plaster castings you can make of your penis, send it in, and then they'll send you back a personalized dildo. This cardboard thingy looks... less likely to survive shipping.
 
2014-04-18 10:07:33 AM  
Are the brown ones bigger?
 
2014-04-18 10:07:52 AM  
The guys who started the company are from Portland - somehow I'm not shocked by that revelation.  Also, I'm shipping one of these to a friend of mine asap.
 
2014-04-18 10:08:15 AM  
Sexual harassment charges anyone?
 
2014-04-18 10:09:41 AM  

SurfaceTension: Just pay the money to fly me to wherever and I can bring the real thing.

/30" of love, ladies!
//30" of love


You know just ringing the doorbell ten times doesn't really make it that long, right?

/I keed
 
2014-04-18 10:10:47 AM  
The dicks themselves are 29-inch erect cardboard monstrosities that are generally brown on one side and white on the other.

Niiiiccceee
What if I want to ship a limp dick to someone?
 
2014-04-18 10:11:16 AM  
Who wants to join me in sending 10,000 cocks to a congressperson?
 
2014-04-18 10:12:22 AM  
Isn't capitalism great.
 
2014-04-18 10:13:14 AM  
In Other News: President Obama, The members of Congress, and the Senate, all escaped serious injury after an avalanche of giant cardboard phallic symbols descended upon Washington D.C.
 
2014-04-18 10:13:50 AM  

SDRR: The dicks themselves are 29-inch erect cardboard monstrosities that are generally brown on one side and white on the other.

Niiiiccceee
What if I want to ship a limp dick to someone?


Just give me the address.
 
2014-04-18 10:15:13 AM  
How come I didn't think of this.
 
2014-04-18 10:16:20 AM  
"Dude, we should probably make a website where people order giant cardboard dicks and mail them to each other."

I really admire innovative businesspeople like this who formulate an idea out of thin air and go on to make it reality.

I also really admire penises.
 
2014-04-18 10:16:42 AM  
dicktowel.com
 
2014-04-18 10:17:43 AM  

Gentoolive: Isn't capitalism great.


Yes, yes it is.  Bright colors and fun.

Collectivism = boring black and white. Not much room for humor
 
2014-04-18 10:17:54 AM  
I'll stick with this:  http://www.poopsenders.com/
 
2014-04-18 10:18:05 AM  
my firm, shiatabrick.com, goes live this weekend
 
2014-04-18 10:20:55 AM  
So I'm guessing Christine Angelides is going to get a new surprise in the mail now.
 
2014-04-18 10:22:45 AM  
zarker



Sexual harassment charges anyone?


Sure, I have a little time before my next meeting.
 
2014-04-18 10:24:43 AM  
New!  From the makers of Dick Towel...
 
2014-04-18 10:25:03 AM  

smatt: I'll stick with this:  http://www.poopsenders.com/


I was coming here to say this... Glad to see you've got it covered...

Plus I knew of a site that would send dead roses to someone in this manner, so it looks like all you have to do is decide what level of asshole you really want to be...
 
2014-04-18 10:25:04 AM  

SDRR: The dicks themselves are 29-inch erect cardboard monstrosities that are generally brown on one side and white on the other.

Niiiiccceee
What if I want to ship a limp dick to someone?



Just contact your local gun collector or Hummer H3 owner.
 
2014-04-18 10:25:20 AM  
This is them. Have fun.

www.mclaserlabs.com
 
2014-04-18 10:27:09 AM  
How one might ship such a product ...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-18 10:31:12 AM  

cwheelie: my firm, shiatabrick.com, goes live this weekend


I sincerely hope the senior partner is named Rick shiatab.
 
2014-04-18 10:39:07 AM  
Heh heh. Anybody know the mailing address of a high-ranking Al Qaeda operative?
 
KIA
2014-04-18 10:43:23 AM  
Step 1: get a box. Step 2...
 
2014-04-18 10:44:31 AM  
"Hello Grandma, Satan Loves You" would be a great debut album name for a metal band.
 
2014-04-18 10:55:51 AM  
meh

www.dicktowel.com
 
2014-04-18 10:57:48 AM  
Wasn't this on Shark Tank?
 
2014-04-18 11:00:02 AM  
www.macfarlanepackaging.com
Uncut version
 
2014-04-18 11:00:41 AM  
Lord they have an Easter Bunny dick...because there is no better way to celebrate the resurrection of our Savior than a 30" cardboard penis with Bunny ears

Good times
 
2014-04-18 11:01:26 AM  
Sponsored link
 
2014-04-18 11:01:50 AM  
Anybody know the address of the governor's mansion in NY state?....
 
2014-04-18 11:01:58 AM  

Driver: [www.macfarlanepackaging.com image 350x254]
Uncut version


funny
 
2014-04-18 11:04:39 AM  

hutchkc: So I'm guessing Christine Angelides is going to get a new surprise in the mail now.


Just thinking that.
 
2014-04-18 11:05:25 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Sponsored link


When I look at fark on my phone, all sponsored links are in a smaller font. Ever so often a regular link is in the same font which has lead me to believe we're getting hornswoggled
 
2014-04-18 11:14:53 AM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-04-18 11:33:11 AM  

Felonie: This is them. Have fun.

[www.mclaserlabs.com image 678x1024]


Uhhh, anyone notice they are levitating in this photo??
 
2014-04-18 11:33:38 AM  
TFSS will be fun this year.
 
2014-04-18 11:34:30 AM  

Prey4reign: I just hope my dick reaches port before her pier collapses.


Come alongside and ready hawsers, then.
 
2014-04-18 11:34:32 AM  
No dicktowel yet?
 
2014-04-18 11:44:11 AM  
www.penisland.com

Exactly what it sounds like.
 
2014-04-18 11:45:29 AM  

tetsoushima: www.penisland.com

Exactly what it sounds like.


Nevermind, I guess they stopped paying for the domain...
 
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