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(Slate)   Here's how long that Portland kid would have had to urinate in the city reservoir before making it unsafe to drink   ( divider line
    More: Followup, reservoirs, nitrates, drinks  
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4258 clicks; posted to Geek » on 18 Apr 2014 at 7:50 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-18 07:33:08 AM  
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2014-04-18 08:04:53 AM  
2 votes:
"Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fornicate in it."

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2014-04-18 08:03:17 AM  
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2014-04-18 07:52:33 AM  
2 votes:
Several  quickly did the math and figured that a typical urination of about 1/8 gallon in a reservoir of 38 million gallons amounts to a concentration of 3 parts per billion.

Maybe the Portland water authority consists of homeopaths.
2014-04-18 09:03:48 AM  
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100% urine?
2014-04-18 08:47:28 AM  
1 vote:
They are doing this just to thumb their nose at socal
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