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(Opposing Views)   Not News: People are mad at Michelle Obama over food. Fark: Easter eggs   (opposingviews.com) divider line 81
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2014-04-18 06:52:42 AM
She ruined Easter too? Has she no shame?!
 
2014-04-18 07:08:06 AM
It's PETA, and they're anti-egg.  Uh huh, good luck with that.

/eats some more breakfast
 
2014-04-18 07:10:59 AM
HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER WIFE!!!!!
 
2014-04-18 07:12:55 AM
"PETA..."

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2014-04-18 07:13:27 AM
It takes way more energy than I have to spare* to be that butthurt all the time.
 
2014-04-18 07:13:56 AM
PETA is anti-livestock of any kind. In their eyes, there is no such thing as a humane farm.
 
2014-04-18 07:14:29 AM
"I'm writing on behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and our more than 3 million members and supporters to urge you, with all due respect, to use reusable plastic or ceramic eggs instead of hard-boiled chicken eggs at the White House Easter Egg Roll."


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2014-04-18 07:14:58 AM

Smoking GNU: "PETA..."

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Don't you love it when they convince beautiful women to get naked, and paint themselves up with lines marking the different kinds of meat?  Usually makes me hungry.
 
2014-04-18 07:15:46 AM
(getting more French Toast)
 
2014-04-18 07:17:30 AM

Alphax: Smoking GNU: "PETA..."

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Don't you love it when they convince beautiful women to get naked, and paint themselves up with lines marking the different kinds of meat?  Usually makes me hungry.


Don't need to read to appreciate those.
 
2014-04-18 07:19:13 AM

Rixel: HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER WIFE!!!!!


Bride of Frankenbama
 
2014-04-18 07:20:38 AM
Oh PETA, why are you such idiots?
/There's some girl at my school who occasionally wears a PETA shirt. I'm considering going up to her and saying "hey, People for Eating Tasty Animals, I'm a member to!".
 
2014-04-18 07:21:51 AM
PETA is offended.

In other news, grass is green and water is wet.
 
2014-04-18 07:25:23 AM

Smoking GNU: Alphax: Smoking GNU: "PETA..."

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Don't you love it when they convince beautiful women to get naked, and paint themselves up with lines marking the different kinds of meat?  Usually makes me hungry.

Don't need to read to appreciate those.


True, but when you read them, you get hungry in two different ways at once..
 
2014-04-18 07:26:46 AM
Who is Limbaugh going to back....
 
2014-04-18 07:28:41 AM
Opposing Views; so you don't have to get all dressed up like you're going to read The Daily Mail or something.
 
2014-04-18 07:32:58 AM

Wyalt Derp: "I'm writing on behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and our more than 3 million members and supporters to urge you, with all due respect, to use reusable plastic or ceramic eggs instead of hard-boiled chicken eggs at the White House Easter Egg Roll."


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I totally read that in Frying Egg's voice. 'derp derp derp potato derp'
 
2014-04-18 07:36:54 AM

Alphax: Smoking GNU: "PETA..."

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Don't you love it when they convince beautiful women to get naked, and paint themselves up with lines marking the different kinds of meat?  Usually makes me hungry.


theshiatiputupwith-fap.jpg
 
2014-04-18 07:41:02 AM

liam76: Who is Limbaugh going to back....




Not PETA by name but: Even liberal groups hate the first tyrants food policies. wargarble. gasp for air.
 
2014-04-18 07:45:43 AM
PETA: Perpetually Engaged in Tantrums Association
 
2014-04-18 07:46:00 AM
PETA, the OTHER 1%.
 
2014-04-18 07:48:54 AM

Richard C Stanford: Oh PETA, why are you such idiots?
/There's some girl at my school who occasionally wears a PETA shirt. I'm considering going up to her and saying "hey, People for Eating Tasty Animals, I'm a member to!".


Do it! I'm sure she'll find you originality funny.
 
2014-04-18 07:49:51 AM

Alphax: It's PETA, and they're anti-egg.  Uh huh, good luck with that.

/eats some more breakfast


Which is really stupid as hens naturally lay unfertilized eggs all the time.
 
2014-04-18 07:50:05 AM
Oh PETA, I thought subby said people.
 
2014-04-18 07:50:15 AM
Your originality....

/I shouldn't snark before my first cup of coffee.
 
2014-04-18 07:50:30 AM
Just look at that biatch, rolling eggs around like she own the place.
 
2014-04-18 07:52:56 AM

Richard C Stanford: Oh PETA, why are you such idiots?
/There's some girl at my school who occasionally wears a PETA shirt. I'm considering going up to her and saying "hey, People for Eating Tasty Animals, I'm a member to!".


OMG did you just make that up or is that from something? LOL. You should get into stand-up!
 
2014-04-18 07:56:53 AM
There are 3,000,000 members of PETA. Three Million.

I say we goad Putin into nuking us. Consider it dictator assisted suicide.
 
2014-04-18 08:03:46 AM

kronicfeld: Richard C Stanford: Oh PETA, why are you such idiots?
/There's some girl at my school who occasionally wears a PETA shirt. I'm considering going up to her and saying "hey, People for Eating Tasty Animals, I'm a member to!".

OMG did you just make that up or is that from something? LOL. You should get into stand-up!


Alright, alright, you can stop with the sarcasm. Yeah, that wasn't original in any sense of the word, but it'll still piss off a PETA-freak. And that's what really matters.
 
2014-04-18 08:07:44 AM
PETA? I thought you said people. Outrage diverted.
 
2014-04-18 08:09:02 AM
When I was a kid, my grandparents used those small plastic eggs and fill them with candy...

For Portuguese folks, hard boiled eggs belong in the Easter Sweet Bread, not out in the back yard. : )
 
2014-04-18 08:10:18 AM
Most people accept that eggs are as inseparably tied to Easter as Christmas trees are to Christmas. PETA is not most people.

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Easter eggs have nothing whatsoever to do with the Jesus's death or resurrection, and are mostly inspired by pre-Christian Germanic fertility goddesses who got knocked up by rabbits.  And Christmas trees, along with many other Christmas traditions right down to the date, were copy/pasted from Roman festival of Saturnalia.  Many things in both holidays were grafted onto Christianity as a way to convince converts that the new God was the same as the old god.

However, you're still PETA, so ...

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/ I dislike modern factory-farming conditions just as much as PETA.  But not because of cruelty to animals, but because it's massively inefficient and unhealthy to both the animals and the people that eat them.
// My dog wants a grass-fed steak.
/// And so do I.
 
2014-04-18 08:13:02 AM

keylock71: For Portuguese folks, hard boiled eggs belong in the Easter Sweet Bread, not out in the back yard. : )


fark, I can't wait for this monday morning at the office.
 
2014-04-18 08:13:38 AM
They should use Fabergé Eggs so that everybody will go ballistic.
 
2014-04-18 08:17:16 AM

Lost Thought 00: PETA is anti-livestock of any kind. In their eyes, there is no such thing as a humane farm.


They are to independent farmers what MADD is to those who have a sip of the bubble on New Year's eve.
 
2014-04-18 08:22:36 AM
 
2014-04-18 08:23:28 AM

Jackson Herring: keylock71: For Portuguese folks, hard boiled eggs belong in the Easter Sweet Bread, not out in the back yard. : )

fark, I can't wait for this monday morning at the office.


Picking up some sweet bread tomorrow... Cinderella's Bakery on North Main St. for the win.
 
2014-04-18 08:24:44 AM

Mrbogey: There are 3,000,000 members of PETA. Three Million.

I say we goad Putin into nuking us. Consider it dictator assisted suicide.


For a mere 3 million assholes? In a nation of a few hundred million?

At least include all the anti-vaxxers and gold bug free marketeer twats while your at it.
 
2014-04-18 08:27:50 AM
PETA... those farking hypocrites regularly kill animals and have a body count in the ten's of thousands. It's like if Operation Rescue were to run an abortion clinic.
 
2014-04-18 08:28:28 AM
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"I'm an insulin-dependent diabetic. Twice a day I take synthetically manufactured insulin that still contains some animal products - and I have no qualms about it ... I'm not going to take the chance of killing myself by not taking insulin. I don't see myself as a hypocrite. I need my life to fight for the rights of animals."
-PETA Senior Vice President MaryBeth Sweetland
 
2014-04-18 08:29:23 AM
Subby has confused "PETA" with "people."
 
2014-04-18 08:38:00 AM
I would have thought it was going to be crackers.
 
2014-04-18 08:47:37 AM

Richard C Stanford: Oh PETA, why are you such idiots?
/There's some girl at my school who occasionally wears a PETA shirt. I'm considering going up to her and saying "hey, People for Eating Tasty Animals, I'm a member to!".


I had a live-in gf that was a vegetarian, which was fine. We both got along surprisingly well, though I did miss going to steak houses.  She was also a member of PETA when we started dated, but I was pretty relentless in showing her their stupidity. I can proudly say she canceled her membership within a few months.
 
2014-04-18 08:48:24 AM

Smoking GNU: "PETA..."

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Really? I stopped at img1.fark.net.
 
2014-04-18 08:52:46 AM

kronicfeld: Richard C Stanford: Oh PETA, why are you such idiots?
/There's some girl at my school who occasionally wears a PETA shirt. I'm considering going up to her and saying "hey, People for Eating Tasty Animals, I'm a member to!".

OMG did you just make that up or is that from something? LOL. You should get into stand-up!


/don't try the veal
 
2014-04-18 09:12:33 AM

Arkanaut: I would have thought it was going to be crackers.



Did you see how she was eating them?!?
 
2014-04-18 09:14:17 AM

keylock71: When I was a kid, my grandparents used those small plastic eggs and fill them with candy...


When I first read this, I thought it said "fill them with brandy" and I was like "Are we related, because that's something my grandparents would have done".
 
2014-04-18 09:16:24 AM
I'm glad the fringiest group that is against cruelty to farm animals gets the most press, cruelty to animals is awesome and if a more responsible group was given the same platform it might stop it from happening.
 
2014-04-18 09:17:09 AM

Crabs_Can_Polevault: Alphax: Smoking GNU: "PETA..."

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Don't you love it when they convince beautiful women to get naked, and paint themselves up with lines marking the different kinds of meat?  Usually makes me hungry.

theshiatiputupwith-fap.jpg


Sorta NSFW   http://adsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/images/traci-1024.jpg
 
2014-04-18 09:23:34 AM

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This.
 
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