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(WXYZ Detroit)   Gotta calm those kids down after the Easter egg hunt SOMEhow, right?   (wxyz.com) divider line 7
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9617 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Apr 2014 at 5:31 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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GBB
2014-04-18 05:51:35 AM  
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i.chzbgr.com
2014-04-18 12:03:22 AM  
3 votes:
From all the shaky cam footage of a lawn full of easter eggs, I thought maybe the cameraman had taken some of the drugs.
2014-04-18 08:31:20 AM  
1 votes:

NoahFenze: Xanax is awesome. I wouldn't have said anything.. Just would've taken the pill. Xanax is harmless unless taken with alcohol or in multiple quantities. It doesn't make you crazy, just makes you mellow and not give a fark about anything. I can take half a 25mg pill, works fine for me.. Gotta spread it out.. They don't just give you more at a drop of a hat.. It's an addictive drug.

/not addicted
//can stop when I want
///just don't want to stop, what of it?


Jesus Farking Christ you have a problem if you're take 12.5 mg at a time. Holy shiat.
2014-04-18 08:17:01 AM  
1 votes:
Xanax is awesome. I wouldn't have said anything.. Just would've taken the pill. Xanax is harmless unless taken with alcohol or in multiple quantities. It doesn't make you crazy, just makes you mellow and not give a fark about anything. I can take half a 25mg pill, works fine for me.. Gotta spread it out.. They don't just give you more at a drop of a hat.. It's an addictive drug.

/not addicted
//can stop when I want
///just don't want to stop, what of it?
2014-04-18 07:34:26 AM  
1 votes:
Later, after passing out from smoking bedbugs, the child woke up in a bathtub full of ice, with both his kidneys missing, and "Welcome to the world of AIDS" written on the mirror in lipstick. Also something about razor blades and needles in coin returns or something.
2014-04-18 03:27:48 AM  
1 votes:
There is a report of Xanax found in an Easter egg.

That's all we heard, so we'll fill the time in talking to other people who know nothing about the incident and ask them about their hypothetical reactions.
2014-04-18 12:03:35 AM  
1 votes:

GetBent: "Police say so far this is the only drug that has been found in an Easter egg."

....yes.....so far

/bwaa haa haaa haaaaaa


Easter is on 4/20 this year. I'm expecting more.
 
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