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(WXYZ Detroit)   Gotta calm those kids down after the Easter egg hunt SOMEhow, right?   (wxyz.com) divider line 8
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2014-04-18 08:27:37 AM  
2 votes:
I would bet my last dollar that this woman made up this story to get attention. It did not happen. This is the latest version of the finger in Wendy's Chili, and the needle in Diet Coke.
2014-04-18 12:50:36 AM  
2 votes:
"Mommy, mommy, I found an Alprazolam pill, the generic form of Xanax, in my Easter egg!", the four-year old child exclaimed.

What a crock of shiat.
2014-04-18 12:03:35 AM  
2 votes:

GetBent: "Police say so far this is the only drug that has been found in an Easter egg."

....yes.....so far

/bwaa haa haaa haaaaaa


Easter is on 4/20 this year. I'm expecting more.
2014-04-18 08:38:34 AM  
1 votes:

Shakin_Haitian: NoahFenze: Xanax is awesome. I wouldn't have said anything.. Just would've taken the pill. Xanax is harmless unless taken with alcohol or in multiple quantities. It doesn't make you crazy, just makes you mellow and not give a fark about anything. I can take half a 25mg pill, works fine for me.. Gotta spread it out.. They don't just give you more at a drop of a hat.. It's an addictive drug.

/not addicted
//can stop when I want
///just don't want to stop, what of it?

Jesus Farking Christ you have a problem if you're take 12.5 mg at a time. Holy shiat.


Haha. Oops. Meant .5mg, taking .25mg at a time..

But I wonder.. If I take the whole bottle, how would I feel?....................naa, wouldn't want to waste it.
2014-04-18 08:31:20 AM  
1 votes:

NoahFenze: Xanax is awesome. I wouldn't have said anything.. Just would've taken the pill. Xanax is harmless unless taken with alcohol or in multiple quantities. It doesn't make you crazy, just makes you mellow and not give a fark about anything. I can take half a 25mg pill, works fine for me.. Gotta spread it out.. They don't just give you more at a drop of a hat.. It's an addictive drug.

/not addicted
//can stop when I want
///just don't want to stop, what of it?


Jesus Farking Christ you have a problem if you're take 12.5 mg at a time. Holy shiat.
2014-04-18 08:31:11 AM  
1 votes:

macdaddy357: I would bet my last dollar that this woman made up this story to get attention. It did not happen. This is the latest version of the finger in Wendy's Chili, and the needle in Diet Coke.


This.
2014-04-18 07:11:10 AM  
1 votes:
If your story has to say "This did not happen to the person we interviewed, but it could have", then you do not have enough information to write the story.
GBB
2014-04-18 05:51:35 AM  
1 votes:
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