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(WXYZ Detroit)   Gotta calm those kids down after the Easter egg hunt SOMEhow, right?   (wxyz.com) divider line 37
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2014-04-17 11:35:24 PM  
"Police say so far this is the only drug that has been found in an Easter egg."

....yes.....so far

/bwaa haa haaa haaaaaa
 
2014-04-18 12:03:22 AM  
From all the shaky cam footage of a lawn full of easter eggs, I thought maybe the cameraman had taken some of the drugs.
 
2014-04-18 12:03:35 AM  

GetBent: "Police say so far this is the only drug that has been found in an Easter egg."

....yes.....so far

/bwaa haa haaa haaaaaa


Easter is on 4/20 this year. I'm expecting more.
 
2014-04-18 12:50:36 AM  
"Mommy, mommy, I found an Alprazolam pill, the generic form of Xanax, in my Easter egg!", the four-year old child exclaimed.

What a crock of shiat.
 
2014-04-18 03:27:48 AM  
There is a report of Xanax found in an Easter egg.

That's all we heard, so we'll fill the time in talking to other people who know nothing about the incident and ask them about their hypothetical reactions.
 
2014-04-18 05:36:31 AM  
'Hey, that's mommy's!'
 
2014-04-18 05:37:30 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: There is a report of Xanax found in an Easter egg.

That's all we heard, so we'll fill the time in talking to other people who know nothing about the incident and ask them about their hypothetical reactions.


Exactly! You don't really expect modern journalists to actually, you know, investigate and write complete and informative stories, do you?
 
2014-04-18 05:37:57 AM  
I think those newscasters should take the Xanax.
 
GBB
2014-04-18 05:51:35 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-04-18 05:55:35 AM  
People use those plastic easter eggs as small containers all the time. Sounds like someone ad hoc pill bottle got away from them.

\Really shouldn't use anything but pill containers for holding pills.
\\And if that cookie has a resinous taste, don't eat it.
\\\Certainly don't eat another two.
\\\\Hates being stoned.
 
2014-04-18 06:09:21 AM  
Razors in apples.
 
2014-04-18 06:13:48 AM  
My sister inlaw used to give benadryl to my nephews to calm them before church.

/what the fark
 
2014-04-18 06:21:10 AM  
I'm outraged!!!

It could have happened to my kid too!! My kid could have eated it and become crazed and maybe killed someone! Outraged!!

Can I sue?

/I don't have kids....but I could have...interview me anyway...
 
2014-04-18 06:26:20 AM  
Finally, someone thinks of the children . . .
 
2014-04-18 06:28:37 AM  
Lucky b*stard
 
2014-04-18 06:55:03 AM  
I am shocked... that I wasn't invited to this party.
 
2014-04-18 07:11:10 AM  
If your story has to say "This did not happen to the person we interviewed, but it could have", then you do not have enough information to write the story.
 
2014-04-18 07:14:50 AM  

strangeluck: Lenny_da_Hog: There is a report of Xanax found in an Easter egg.

That's all we heard, so we'll fill the time in talking to other people who know nothing about the incident and ask them about their hypothetical reactions.

Exactly! You don't really expect modern journalists to actually, you know, investigate and write complete and informative stories, do you?


Why would they?

People don't want investigative reporting.  They don't want fair and unbiased reporting.  They want a stream of things that reaffirm their beliefs on how the world is/should be.
 
2014-04-18 07:16:50 AM  

fusillade762: GetBent: "Police say so far this is the only drug that has been found in an Easter egg."

....yes.....so far

/bwaa haa haaa haaaaaa

Easter is on 4/20 this year. I'm expecting more.


In Detroit, there is always more drugs found in plastic Easter eggs.  This story made it to the press for being a downer.
 
2014-04-18 07:29:09 AM  
Sick? That's a score. He found the Golden Egg!
 
2014-04-18 07:34:26 AM  
Later, after passing out from smoking bedbugs, the child woke up in a bathtub full of ice, with both his kidneys missing, and "Welcome to the world of AIDS" written on the mirror in lipstick. Also something about razor blades and needles in coin returns or something.
 
2014-04-18 08:16:34 AM  
Odds are, the kid found the pill and put it in the egg. Lots of four year olds are hoarders.
 
2014-04-18 08:17:01 AM  
Xanax is awesome. I wouldn't have said anything.. Just would've taken the pill. Xanax is harmless unless taken with alcohol or in multiple quantities. It doesn't make you crazy, just makes you mellow and not give a fark about anything. I can take half a 25mg pill, works fine for me.. Gotta spread it out.. They don't just give you more at a drop of a hat.. It's an addictive drug.

/not addicted
//can stop when I want
///just don't want to stop, what of it?
 
2014-04-18 08:27:37 AM  
I would bet my last dollar that this woman made up this story to get attention. It did not happen. This is the latest version of the finger in Wendy's Chili, and the needle in Diet Coke.
 
2014-04-18 08:31:11 AM  

macdaddy357: I would bet my last dollar that this woman made up this story to get attention. It did not happen. This is the latest version of the finger in Wendy's Chili, and the needle in Diet Coke.


This.
 
2014-04-18 08:31:20 AM  

NoahFenze: Xanax is awesome. I wouldn't have said anything.. Just would've taken the pill. Xanax is harmless unless taken with alcohol or in multiple quantities. It doesn't make you crazy, just makes you mellow and not give a fark about anything. I can take half a 25mg pill, works fine for me.. Gotta spread it out.. They don't just give you more at a drop of a hat.. It's an addictive drug.

/not addicted
//can stop when I want
///just don't want to stop, what of it?


Jesus Farking Christ you have a problem if you're take 12.5 mg at a time. Holy shiat.
 
2014-04-18 08:32:47 AM  
You're taking six and a half bars at that dosage.
 
2014-04-18 08:38:34 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: NoahFenze: Xanax is awesome. I wouldn't have said anything.. Just would've taken the pill. Xanax is harmless unless taken with alcohol or in multiple quantities. It doesn't make you crazy, just makes you mellow and not give a fark about anything. I can take half a 25mg pill, works fine for me.. Gotta spread it out.. They don't just give you more at a drop of a hat.. It's an addictive drug.

/not addicted
//can stop when I want
///just don't want to stop, what of it?

Jesus Farking Christ you have a problem if you're take 12.5 mg at a time. Holy shiat.


Haha. Oops. Meant .5mg, taking .25mg at a time..

But I wonder.. If I take the whole bottle, how would I feel?....................naa, wouldn't want to waste it.
 
2014-04-18 08:54:43 AM  
What a horrible thing to do, wasting a Xanax like that!
 
2014-04-18 08:54:49 AM  
Even the Easter bunny has been corrupted by Big Pharma.
 
2014-04-18 09:40:57 AM  

NoahFenze: Xanax is awesome. I wouldn't have said anything.. Just would've taken the pill. Xanax is harmless unless taken with alcohol or in multiple quantities. It doesn't make you crazy, just makes you mellow and not give a fark about anything. I can take half a 25mg pill, works fine for me.. Gotta spread it out.. They don't just give you more at a drop of a hat.. It's an addictive drug.

/not addicted
//can stop when I want
///just don't want to stop, what of it?


Xanax gave my mom seizures.  Granted, that was after long-term use, but just saying, it's not necessarily as harmless as you think.
 
2014-04-18 09:54:51 AM  

NoahFenze: Shakin_Haitian: NoahFenze: Xanax is awesome. I wouldn't have said anything.. Just would've taken the pill. Xanax is harmless unless taken with alcohol or in multiple quantities. It doesn't make you crazy, just makes you mellow and not give a fark about anything. I can take half a 25mg pill, works fine for me.. Gotta spread it out.. They don't just give you more at a drop of a hat.. It's an addictive drug.

/not addicted
//can stop when I want
///just don't want to stop, what of it?

Jesus Farking Christ you have a problem if you're take 12.5 mg at a time. Holy shiat.

Haha. Oops. Meant .5mg, taking .25mg at a time..

But I wonder.. If I take the whole bottle, how would I feel?....................naa, wouldn't want to waste it.


If you can't remember the experience, was it still a waste?

Old me would say HELL NO.

Current me would say...0mg is the perfect dosage in my life.
 
2014-04-18 12:20:41 PM  
Still not as bad as the time we dropped "relief packages" of water/food/medicine to the starving masses of one of the brown countries we had just finished bombing the shiat out of with cluster munitions that had the same basic outer shell...
 
2014-04-18 12:33:29 PM  

HeartBurnKid: NoahFenze: Xanax is awesome. I wouldn't have said anything.. Just would've taken the pill. Xanax is harmless unless taken with alcohol or in multiple quantities. It doesn't make you crazy, just makes you mellow and not give a fark about anything. I can take half a 25mg pill, works fine for me.. Gotta spread it out.. They don't just give you more at a drop of a hat.. It's an addictive drug.

/not addicted
//can stop when I want
///just don't want to stop, what of it?

Xanax gave my mom seizures.  Granted, that was after long-term use, but just saying, it's not necessarily as harmless as you think.


I had a friend who had seizures from xanaxs but he was scarfing three or four bars at a time and was drinking a six pack of Busch ice on top of it.
 
2014-04-18 12:54:25 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: and was drinking a six pack of Busch ice on top of it.


Well the instructions o say "take with plenty of water"...
 
2014-04-18 01:10:49 PM  

HeartBurnKid: NoahFenze: Xanax is awesome. I wouldn't have said anything.. Just would've taken the pill. Xanax is harmless unless taken with alcohol or in multiple quantities. It doesn't make you crazy, just makes you mellow and not give a fark about anything. I can take half a 25mg pill, works fine for me.. Gotta spread it out.. They don't just give you more at a drop of a hat.. It's an addictive drug.

/not addicted
//can stop when I want
///just don't want to stop, what of it?

Xanax gave my mom seizures.  Granted, that was after long-term use, but just saying, it's not necessarily as harmless as you think.


long term use? sounds more like she had withdrawal seizures.
 
2014-04-18 05:05:41 PM  

nburghmatt: HeartBurnKid: NoahFenze: Xanax is awesome. I wouldn't have said anything.. Just would've taken the pill. Xanax is harmless unless taken with alcohol or in multiple quantities. It doesn't make you crazy, just makes you mellow and not give a fark about anything. I can take half a 25mg pill, works fine for me.. Gotta spread it out.. They don't just give you more at a drop of a hat.. It's an addictive drug.

/not addicted
//can stop when I want
///just don't want to stop, what of it?

Xanax gave my mom seizures.  Granted, that was after long-term use, but just saying, it's not necessarily as harmless as you think.

long term use? sounds more like she had withdrawal seizures.


She had the seizures as an active user.  They went away after she tapered herself off.
 
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