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2014-04-17 09:35:24 PM
Police had said 12 out of 20 recent random highway shootings across the metro were connected.

o.0 That's an awful lot of other highway shootings.
 
2014-04-17 09:41:28 PM
Between this thing and the JCC killings last week, KC sure did ramp up their 'most shooty' status.

/Really hope they caught the guy:  Was my hometown up until 6 months ago...and have too many friends and family that travel those highways.
 
2014-04-17 09:58:42 PM
Oh Kansas City...you sure are shiatty
 
2014-04-17 10:02:52 PM
Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.
 
2014-04-17 10:04:18 PM
I moved from Kansas City to Los Angeles last year. I'm much safer here. I love my hometown but enough already.

At least it's safer to enjoy the world's best barbecue again!
 
2014-04-17 10:05:39 PM

Mark Ratner: Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.


Ahhh...so you've driven in KC...
 
2014-04-17 10:08:31 PM
kc is a rough town
 
2014-04-17 10:11:43 PM

BeatrixK: Mark Ratner: Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.

Ahhh...so you've driven in KC...


In Dallas people get in the center lane, answer the phone and slow to 45 mph. Which is why I don't carry, just too infuriating.
 
2014-04-17 10:14:16 PM
"It wasn't until six hours later that they took him down."
 
2014-04-17 10:15:25 PM

Mark Ratner: Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.



www.sjgames.com
 
2014-04-17 10:16:26 PM

Mark Ratner: Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.


Was he seriously shooting left-lane camping douchebags?  If so, I'm not sure how I feel about his capture.  There are some good arguments both ways, I suppose.
 
2014-04-17 10:17:46 PM
There was a Kansas City highway shooter?
 
2014-04-17 10:20:17 PM
What's the big deal?  Randomly being shot on the highway just part of living in an urban area.

http://www.kctv5.com/story/25220023/mayor-sly-james-highway-shooting s- part-of-living-in-urban-usa

\happens to me a couple of times a month
 
2014-04-17 10:21:02 PM
Must have run out of animals to shoot in KC area
 
2014-04-17 10:23:22 PM

Man On Pink Corner: Mark Ratner: Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.

Was he seriously shooting left-lane camping douchebags?  If so, I'm not sure how I feel about his capture.  There are some good arguments both ways, I suppose.


Not sure, but I tried to think of the only justifiable reason.
 
2014-04-17 10:23:29 PM

The Green Intern: Mark Ratner: Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.


[www.sjgames.com image 450x573]


I loved playing Car Wars - as well as Ogre and GEV.

/Steve Jackson games FTFW
 
2014-04-17 10:24:26 PM
I was in KC the other weekend, driving around in the area where (some of) his victims were in, and never heard anything about it until I got back home (couple states away).   At least they got him, I guess.
 
2014-04-17 10:26:38 PM
The who?
 
2014-04-17 10:26:43 PM

Satanic_Hamster: There was a Kansas City highway shooter?


This. All I've heard about is how the black helicopter gestapo of the BLM invaded Bundy's personal private ranch and tried to burn down his house, but it was a FAKE Bundy ranch, which the thugs thought was the REAL Bundy ranch, but they all knew was the FAKE Bundy ranch, and a bunch of good 'ol god fearing Cowboys fired up their Jesus-powered laser beams and beat them back at great expense and personal risk.

/may have gotten a few of the details wrong. My brain is melting.
 
2014-04-17 10:27:19 PM

Man On Pink Corner: Mark Ratner: Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.

Was he seriously shooting left-lane camping douchebags?  If so, I'm not sure how I feel about his capture.  There are some good arguments both ways, I suppose.


Nah, he was shooting at people as they pulled off an exit so they couldn't chase him. It will surprise me in the least if he turns out to be a right winger nutball of the same stripe as the JCCC shooter. Or even loosely coordinated in some weird plan to "bring terror to KC." The first thing I thought after the JCCC shooting was that they needed to go see if the victims looked Druish,

/Grandview is so full of crazy religious people it's terrifying. I'm looking at you IHOP.
//Olathe too
///The Joos made me do three slashies
 
2014-04-17 10:27:54 PM

The_Hound: The Green Intern: Mark Ratner: Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.


[www.sjgames.com image 450x573]

I loved playing Car Wars - as well as Ogre and GEV.

/Steve Jackson games FTFW


Just started playing it again on Vassal.  VFRPs are a lot scarier than I remember.
 
2014-04-17 10:28:26 PM
This violence is inevitable if the cable gods are not appeased
 
2014-04-17 10:32:00 PM

Dr.Zom: Man On Pink Corner: Mark Ratner: Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.

Was he seriously shooting left-lane camping douchebags?  If so, I'm not sure how I feel about his capture.  There are some good arguments both ways, I suppose.

Nah, he was shooting at people as they pulled off an exit so they couldn't chase him. It will surprise me in the least if he turns out to be a right winger nutball of the same stripe as the JCCC shooter. Or even loosely coordinated in some weird plan to "bring terror to KC." The first thing I thought after the JCCC shooting was that they needed to go see if the victims looked Druish,

/Grandview is so full of crazy religious people it's terrifying. I'm looking at you IHOP.
//Olathe too
///The Joos made me do three slashies


That's "JCC" shooter. Jewish Community Center, not JuCo.
 
2014-04-17 10:34:53 PM

Dr.Zom: Man On Pink Corner: Mark Ratner: Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.

Was he seriously shooting left-lane camping douchebags?  If so, I'm not sure how I feel about his capture.  There are some good arguments both ways, I suppose.

Nah, he was shooting at people as they pulled off an exit so they couldn't chase him. It will surprise me in the least if he turns out to be a right winger nutball of the same stripe as the JCCC shooter. Or even loosely coordinated in some weird plan to "bring terror to KC." The first thing I thought after the JCCC shooting was that they needed to go see if the victims looked Druish,

/Grandview is so full of crazy religious people it's terrifying. I'm looking at you IHOP.
//Olathe too
///The Joos made me do three slashies


I'll bet against him beimg a right winger.
 
2014-04-17 10:38:25 PM

Dr.Zom: Man On Pink Corner: Mark Ratner: Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.

Was he seriously shooting left-lane camping douchebags?  If so, I'm not sure how I feel about his capture.  There are some good arguments both ways, I suppose.

Nah, he was shooting at people as they pulled off an exit so they couldn't chase him. It will surprise me in the least if he turns out to be a right winger nutball of the same stripe as the JCCC shooter. Or even loosely coordinated in some weird plan to "bring terror to KC." The first thing I thought after the JCCC shooting was that they needed to go see if the victims looked Druish,

/Grandview is so full of crazy religious people it's terrifying. I'm looking at you IHOP.
//Olathe too
///The Joos made me do three slashies


Given the different ethnicity of the two suspects....and one suspects decided affiliation with white supremicists...I'm going out on a limb and saying these two weren't coordinating anything together.
 
2014-04-17 10:39:19 PM
Who shoots a highway?
 
2014-04-17 10:54:06 PM
I'll bet this guy is probably some strung out 22 year old with undiagnosed schizophrenia.
 
2014-04-17 10:54:44 PM

Satanic_Hamster: There was a Kansas City highway shooter?


probably just some guy standing his ground
 
2014-04-17 10:55:29 PM
Neon, green
 
2014-04-17 10:56:22 PM

Johnny Texas: Being KC, I'm willing to bet meth is somehow involved.


Greeting cards
 
2014-04-17 10:58:09 PM

FloridaFarkTag: Must have run out of animals to shoot in KC area


Too easy.
 
2014-04-17 10:59:20 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
Shoot Who?
 
2014-04-17 11:03:35 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Satanic_Hamster: There was a Kansas City highway shooter?

This. All I've heard about is how the black helicopter gestapo of the BLM invaded Bundy's personal private ranch and tried to burn down his house, but it was a FAKE Bundy ranch, which the thugs thought was the REAL Bundy ranch, but they all knew was the FAKE Bundy ranch, and a bunch of good 'ol god fearing Cowboys fired up their Jesus-powered laser beams and beat them back at great expense and personal risk.

/may have gotten a few of the details wrong. My brain is melting.


Too much exposure to Jesus can do that.  Just look at the end of the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
 
2014-04-17 11:10:45 PM
What were the exact specifications of the firearm? If the article fails to accurately list this information, then the entire story is completely invalid, and the suspect should go free.
 
2014-04-17 11:12:41 PM

AspectRatio: What were the exact specifications of the firearm? If the article fails to accurately list this information, then the entire story is completely invalid, and the suspect should go free.


My bets are either a Glock or an AK-47
 
2014-04-17 11:15:57 PM

CRtwenty: I'll bet this guy is probably some strung out 22 year old with undiagnosed schizophrenia.


Like me an you ?
 
2014-04-17 11:18:04 PM
Hockey is on...no one cares.

Oh, this is KC...no one cares about hockey.

Carry on then.
 
2014-04-17 11:19:59 PM

Seasons I'v Withered: CRtwenty: I'll bet this guy is probably some strung out 22 year old with undiagnosed schizophrenia.

Like me an you ?


My schizophrenia is fully diagnosed thank you very much.
 
2014-04-17 11:21:36 PM
There was a Kansas City highway shooter?  When?
 
2014-04-17 11:24:43 PM
3,2,1............
TIME FOR FOX NEWS TO START BLAMING VIOLENT MOVIES AND VIDEOGAMES!

You heard it here folks!
 
2014-04-17 11:34:15 PM

CRtwenty: AspectRatio: What were the exact specifications of the firearm? If the article fails to accurately list this information, then the entire story is completely invalid, and the suspect should go free.

My bets are either a Glock or an AK-47


i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-17 11:40:11 PM
Yay, we can go to World's of Fun without seeing the helicopters hovering over the highway looking for him now!

Was there last weekend.  That was a bit freaky.
 
2014-04-17 11:45:19 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-18 12:09:47 AM

jso2897: CRtwenty: AspectRatio: What were the exact specifications of the firearm? If the article fails to accurately list this information, then the entire story is completely invalid, and the suspect should go free.

My bets are either a Glock or an AK-47

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That needs at least one non-liberal example in there like the glock or ak-47 graphics.  But it should be something almost vague, like the bible or readers digest.  And it should be 10% bigger, I can't make out what all of them are.  Or, if you found it, good find.
 
2014-04-18 12:10:28 AM

BeatrixK: Dr.Zom: Man On Pink Corner: Mark Ratner: Glad they caught the psycho, but maybe people shouldn't drive too slow in the fast lane.

Was he seriously shooting left-lane camping douchebags?  If so, I'm not sure how I feel about his capture.  There are some good arguments both ways, I suppose.

Nah, he was shooting at people as they pulled off an exit so they couldn't chase him. It will surprise me in the least if he turns out to be a right winger nutball of the same stripe as the JCCC shooter. Or even loosely coordinated in some weird plan to "bring terror to KC." The first thing I thought after the JCCC shooting was that they needed to go see if the victims looked Druish,

/Grandview is so full of crazy religious people it's terrifying. I'm looking at you IHOP.
//Olathe too
///The Joos made me do three slashies

Given the different ethnicity of the two suspects....and one suspects decided affiliation with white supremicists...I'm going out on a limb and saying these two weren't coordinating anything together.


That's not a given since black nationalists and white nationalists have a habit of getting along together just dandy... which has nothing to do to with this story because I'd also assume they're unrelated for the same reason, goddammit occam's razor.
 
2014-04-18 12:11:13 AM

AspectRatio: What were the exact specifications of the firearm? If the article fails to accurately list this information, then the entire story is completely invalid, and the suspect should go free.


It's fine if the article doesn't list what gun is used, the problem is when they use incorrect terms or even make.  No one cares if they say 'a rifle' but it's dumb for them to say "AR47 Assault Rifle" when it's a Ruger 10/22 or something.

But you knew that.
 
2014-04-18 12:17:00 AM

BSABSVR: Police had said 12 out of 20 recent random highway shootings across the metro were connected.

o.0 That's an awful lot of other highway shootings.


Correction:
That's an awful lot of other RANDOM highway shootings.


/some people just need to be taken out of the gene pool, and fast
//you know who else _______
 
2014-04-18 12:18:33 AM

Dr.Zom: It will surprise me in the least if he turns out to be a right winger nutball of the same stripe


And so it begins......

Why not just wait for the investigation to uncover some.....y'know....facts.
 
2014-04-18 12:26:30 AM
That's right folks, just another black white supremacist tea party member randomly shooting at people in KC, or as the locals call it, Thursday.
 
2014-04-18 12:33:28 AM
I wonder if he has the balls to rat out Harry Reid, his handler ..
 
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