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(New York Daily News)   Woman arrested for running an unlicensed botox clinic out of her garage   (nydailynews.com) divider line 36
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2014-04-17 11:47:24 PM
Well, at least it's a step up from a motel room.
 
2014-04-18 12:51:58 AM
The Ramones started in a garage.
 
2014-04-18 01:21:27 AM
Microsoft started in a garage, and those other ones in that commercial.
 
2014-04-18 01:23:25 AM
I have no sympathy for anyone who gets botox or an ass implant in someones garage or a strip mall you get what you pay for.

Bogota, Colombia is a 4 hour 300-400 dollar round trip from Orlando.

Fly there, get the treatment for 200 bucks, and fly home same day.
 
2014-04-18 01:26:19 AM
I'd rather inject road kill under my face than botox, under medical supervision of course.
 
2014-04-18 01:33:23 AM

farkingismybusiness: The Ramones started in a garage.


That tomato sauce stuff ?
 
2014-04-18 01:34:18 AM

theflatline: Fly there, get the treatment for 200 bucks, and fly home same day.


Because nothing bad could come from having regular same-day roundtrip flights from Columbia stamped in your passport.
 
2014-04-18 01:36:07 AM

Seasons I'v Withered: farkingismybusiness: The Ramones started in a garage.

That tomato sauce stuff ?


farm5.static.flickr.com
It's like an endless vacation in your mouth.
 
2014-04-18 01:37:02 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: theflatline: Fly there, get the treatment for 200 bucks, and fly home same day.

Because nothing bad could come from having regular same-day roundtrip flights from Columbia stamped in your passport.


It is Colombia, and given the large amount of Colombian population, and Americans who, round tripping bogota has been a common thing people have been doing for years.

I have since 1988, never a problem.
 
2014-04-18 01:39:39 AM

theflatline: I have no sympathy for anyone who gets botox or an ass implant in someones garage or a strip mall you get what you pay for.

Bogota, Colombia is a 4 hour 300-400 dollar round trip from Orlando.

Fly there, get the treatment for 200 bucks, and fly home same day.


Or you could just pay $500 for botox in a Dr's office...
 
2014-04-18 01:40:19 AM
www.funnyzone.org
 
2014-04-18 01:45:18 AM

farkingismybusiness: Seasons I'v Withered: farkingismybusiness: The Ramones started in a garage.

That tomato sauce stuff ?

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 333x500]
It's like an endless vacation in your mouth.


You are wonderful my friend.
Wow
 
2014-04-18 01:45:32 AM

haterade: theflatline: I have no sympathy for anyone who gets botox or an ass implant in someones garage or a strip mall you get what you pay for.

Bogota, Colombia is a 4 hour 300-400 dollar round trip from Orlando.

Fly there, get the treatment for 200 bucks, and fly home same day.

Or you could just pay $500 for botox in a Dr's office...


Exactly.

As a dual citizen, natural born us, I have great insurance with my jerb.  But I still pay 100 bucks a month in Colombia for the best coverage there for my wife and I.

My deductible for meds, procedures, for everything is 2 bucks.  And anything heinous I might have ain't on my US records.

My family doctor there got his degree from UCLA.

My wife's appendix blew out.  Surgery, private room, three day hospital stay.  $75 bucks.  The horrors of national health care.
 
2014-04-18 01:50:32 AM

theflatline: haterade: theflatline: I have no sympathy for anyone who gets botox or an ass implant in someones garage or a strip mall you get what you pay for.

Bogota, Colombia is a 4 hour 300-400 dollar round trip from Orlando.

Fly there, get the treatment for 200 bucks, and fly home same day.

Or you could just pay $500 for botox in a Dr's office...

Exactly.

As a dual citizen, natural born us, I have great insurance with my jerb.  But I still pay 100 bucks a month in Colombia for the best coverage there for my wife and I.

My deductible for meds, procedures, for everything is 2 bucks.  And anything heinous I might have ain't on my US records.

My family doctor there got his degree from UCLA.

My wife's appendix blew out.  Surgery, private room, three day hospital stay.  $75 bucks.  The horrors of national health care.


Shiat. Are you serious?
 
2014-04-18 01:57:25 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: theflatline: haterade: theflatline: I have no sympathy for anyone who gets botox or an ass implant in someones garage or a strip mall you get what you pay for.

Bogota, Colombia is a 4 hour 300-400 dollar round trip from Orlando.

Fly there, get the treatment for 200 bucks, and fly home same day.

Or you could just pay $500 for botox in a Dr's office...

Exactly.

As a dual citizen, natural born us, I have great insurance with my jerb.  But I still pay 100 bucks a month in Colombia for the best coverage there for my wife and I.

My deductible for meds, procedures, for everything is 2 bucks.  And anything heinous I might have ain't on my US records.

My family doctor there got his degree from UCLA.

My wife's appendix blew out.  Surgery, private room, three day hospital stay.  $75 bucks.  The horrors of national health care.

Shiat. Are you serious?


Dead serious, people in the US think I am crazy for keeping my insurance up there, but it pays.

I just looked at the bill.  it is 70 bucks a month for us.

It also comes with a twice a year teeth cleaning.
 
2014-04-18 01:57:35 AM
How did this chick purchase the most poisonous bacteria on earth (however watered-down it may be) without a medical license?
 
2014-04-18 02:04:26 AM

Kalashinator: How did this chick purchase the most poisonous bacteria on earth (however watered-down it may be) without a medical license?


Did you not see the Florida tag?
 
2014-04-18 02:04:36 AM
Another bunch of 'regulations' to limit our freedoms. If I want to get a dropout from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College to inject things into my cheeks then stay outa my way.
 
2014-04-18 02:26:25 AM
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What's up with the head?
 
2014-04-18 02:29:14 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 600x695]

What's up with the head?


She's a Pez dispenser.
 
2014-04-18 02:53:10 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Kalashinator: How did this chick purchase the most poisonous bacteria on earth (however watered-down it may be) without a medical license?

Did you not see the Florida tag?


I seriously did not. I withdraw my query.
 
2014-04-18 03:53:52 AM
i.imgur.com
The "authorities" look like balaclava-wearing drug cartel gangsters. WTF, Florida?
 
2014-04-18 04:29:31 AM

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 850x501]
The "authorities" look like balaclava-wearing drug cartel gangsters. WTF, Florida?


They're trying to cover up the bad botox jobs she gave them.
 
2014-04-18 06:19:58 AM

farkingismybusiness: The Ramones started in a garage.


chewynathan: Microsoft started in a garage, and those other ones in that commercial.


They weren't dealing with the most lethal known toxin.

/LD-50: 1.3-2.1 ng/kg
 
2014-04-18 08:32:28 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 600x695]

What's up with the head?


Too much self treatment maybe?
 
2014-04-18 08:50:25 AM
These guys started and ended in a garage (sorta graphic):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC50qvlzlSA
 
2014-04-18 08:55:33 AM
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: theflatline: Fly there, get the treatment for 200 bucks, and fly home same day.

Because nothing bad could come from having regular same-day roundtrip flights from Columbia stamped in your passport.


You need a passport to go to Columbia, SC? (Colombia. FTFY)
 
2014-04-18 09:07:03 AM

Russ1642: Another bunch of 'regulations' to limit our freedoms. If I want to get a dropout from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College to inject things into my cheeks then stay outa my way.


If she was selling busloads of oxycontin to "visiting" Georgians and Arkies, she'd have Gov. Rick Scott's protection.
 
Skr
2014-04-18 09:28:38 AM
I was half expecting Pedialyte and Vaseline Injections to fall into the other category that she performed.
 
2014-04-18 10:13:13 AM
Cant believe people would go to a place like this. The only place that is worse are the idiots that went to the guy that injected silicone in their butts.
 
2014-04-18 10:41:44 AM
What could possibly go wrong?
thebeautyrules.com
 
2014-04-18 11:31:19 AM
Damn guvmint interfering with small business people again.
 
2014-04-18 01:00:54 PM
Damn Gubbermint, this is just like the time they closed my garage based facial business.

Tis better to give, than receive.
 
2014-04-18 01:04:50 PM

farkingismybusiness: The Ramones started in a garage.


That made my day. Thanks!
 
2014-04-18 02:51:28 PM
I have an American friend who moved to Costa Rica and is a dental assistant there. The dentist she works for went to school here in the states then moved back. She tells me if I ever need any major dental work done that I should book a week long trip to Costa Rica, spend 4 or 5 days relaxing, get the work done and fly back a couple days later. She listed off some numbers for dental implants or something that I can't remember right now but I recall it would be about 50% what I'd pay in the states even with dental insurance, flight and hotel included. I don't think you even need a passport.

/Garage Phlebotomist
//Always cutting myself on something
 
2014-04-18 05:51:39 PM

SafetyThird: I have an American friend who moved to Costa Rica and is a dental assistant there. The dentist she works for went to school here in the states then moved back. She tells me if I ever need any major dental work done that I should book a week long trip to Costa Rica, spend 4 or 5 days relaxing, get the work done and fly back a couple days later. She listed off some numbers for dental implants or something that I can't remember right now but I recall it would be about 50% what I'd pay in the states even with dental insurance, flight and hotel included. I don't think you even need a passport.

/Garage Phlebotomist
//Always cutting myself on something


You need a passport.
 
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