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(News.com.au)   Old and busted: Energy drink that gives you wings. New hotness: Energy drink that gives you boners   (news.com.au) divider line 32
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2014-04-18 12:07:27 AM
Serve it with some Viagra ice cream.
 
2014-04-18 12:15:03 AM
i.imgur.com

i55.photobucket.com

R.I.P. ...IT WINS THE ELECTION

/it lengthens, and it strengthens
 
2014-04-18 04:33:41 AM
Skeletor creator by the looks of the advert/promo pic on the right
 
2014-04-18 04:38:37 AM
Damn, Everyone else gets the Good Stuff but us!
 
2014-04-18 04:41:53 AM
Gives whole new meaning to needing a good, stiff drink.
 
2014-04-18 04:44:07 AM
Combine the two and get winged boners...
 
2014-04-18 04:48:44 AM
Just had to look up what the active ingredient is.  Turns out Vardenafil is known to most people as Levitra.

So yeah, shocker, when you fill an energy drink with a prescription boner pill it gives people boners. I am completely unsurprised this is banned.

Similar business practice:

s3.sidereel.com
 
2014-04-18 05:02:19 AM
These should be available worldwide, instead of needing a prescription you just take to the store a photo of your wife.
 
2014-04-18 05:15:54 AM

Rattrap007: Combine the two and get winged boners...


Ihavethewierdestbonerrightnow.jpg
 
2014-04-18 05:48:20 AM
resources2.news.com.au

What's with the anorexic on the left?
 
2014-04-18 05:54:19 AM

rzrwiresunrise: [resources2.news.com.au image 316x237]

What's with the anorexic on the left?


I think she should have worn the gold bikini bottom.
 
2014-04-18 06:29:56 AM

rzrwiresunrise: [resources2.news.com.au image 316x237]

What's with the anorexic on the left?


He left his gimp suit at home.
 
2014-04-18 06:36:03 AM

rzrwiresunrise: [resources2.news.com.au image 316x237]

What's with the anorexic on the left?


All that blood has to come from somewhere!
 
2014-04-18 06:36:17 AM
I heard there has been a rise in sales
 
2014-04-18 07:29:56 AM
Can't wait to see the commercials
 
2014-04-18 07:34:20 AM
This should come with a warning label for women.

/it's a trap
 
2014-04-18 08:08:30 AM
It gives you SCHWINGS!
 
2014-04-18 08:17:56 AM
Yeah, that's just what we need. Something to make us more horny.
 
2014-04-18 08:18:06 AM

carrion_luggage: It gives you SCHWINGS!


Laughter OL.
 
2014-04-18 08:18:24 AM
I don't need help getting Boners.. I get them in sleep.
 
2014-04-18 08:20:14 AM
Herbal remedies and energy drinks that give you boners are nothing new. Fake viagra is used illegally to spike all kinds of products outside the developed world. If you need boner pills, go see a doctor.
 
2014-04-18 08:24:39 AM
Meh, I still enjoy a nice wet one:

blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2014-04-18 09:08:03 AM

rzrwiresunrise: [resources2.news.com.au image 316x237]

What's with the anorexic on the left?


That's not an anorexic dude, that's dude's boner with suspenders.  It works.
 
2014-04-18 10:28:21 AM
http://www.fark.com/comments/8225746/90375626#c90375626" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8225746/90375626#c9 0375626">Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 850x93]

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R.I.P. ...IT WINS THE ELECTION

/it lengthens, and it strengthens


Oh, plus Eleventy internet points for you!

the large print giveth & the small print taketh away
 
2014-04-18 10:43:39 AM
I thought that various boner pills had warnings that women weren't supposed to touch them. That might simply be due to the lack of clinical testing on women. It still seems like enough reason to shut the product down permanently, you can't just go throwing random meds at peolpe for giggles.
 
2014-04-18 10:46:09 AM

carrion_luggage: It gives you SCHWINGS!


This should have been the headline.
 
Skr
2014-04-18 11:18:05 AM
So I guess a case of this wouldn't be a good replacement for Mountain Dew during a gaming binge,
 
2014-04-18 11:52:57 AM
Never had this problem. Feel nothing for you moobs who have to resort to something
 
2014-04-18 12:58:13 PM
It was about as awkward as the group hug at the end of a priapism support group meeting.
 
2014-04-18 01:41:54 PM
Ever try to pee with a hard on? Now I'll never be able to go.
 
2014-04-18 02:55:12 PM

Skr: So I guess a case of this wouldn't be a good replacement for Mountain Dew during a gaming binge,


Here in the south we have "Mount and Do"
 
2014-04-18 11:03:56 PM
Foiled again!!

img.fark.net
 
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