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(Sun Sentinel)   High school students get into argument over basketball game, decide to settle things on the court. Just kidding; one stabbed the other and is now charged with attempted murder   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 21
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2014-04-17 08:59:54 PM  
Back when I was in high school, if guys had a score to settle, we would go to Chuck's dad's farm and play chicken with his dad's tractors. And then I would dance, sometimes in an angry way in a warehouse.
 
2014-04-17 09:05:44 PM  

Mark Ratner: Back when I was in high school, if guys had a score to settle, we would go to Chuck's dad's farm and play chicken with his dad's tractors. And then I would dance, sometimes in an angry way in a warehouse.


Those were the days. Footloose and fancy-free.
 
2014-04-17 09:06:02 PM  
So they're settling in the court instead of on the court.

It will be more educational this way.
 
2014-04-17 09:09:16 PM  

fusillade762: Mark Ratner: Back when I was in high school, if guys had a score to settle, we would go to Chuck's dad's farm and play chicken with his dad's tractors. And then I would dance, sometimes in an angry way in a warehouse.

Those were the days. Footloose and fancy-free.


I found that to get respect, on the first day of school, you walk up to the biggest guy there and smash his jaw with your brand new combination lock.  It worked wonders.  And a good thing for me is he was so much smaller, too.  If I was punching up I might have really hurt the little guy.
 
2014-04-17 09:23:22 PM  
Surely there was some zero tolerance policy that could have stopped this madness.
 
2014-04-17 09:29:46 PM  
They've been a heck of a lot of stabbings lately.

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2014-04-17 09:31:11 PM  

Mark Ratner: Back when I was in high school, if guys had a score to settle, we would go to Chuck's dad's farm and play chicken with his dad's tractors. And then I would dance, sometimes in an angry way in a warehouse.


The kid must have heard "everybody cut, everybody cut" and ignored the last part.
 
2014-04-17 09:33:06 PM  
Sports are just coordinated exercise. The way our society elevates the players is proof of our desperate need of further evolution. Go team!

didir?
 
2014-04-17 09:46:21 PM  
Hey, you can't just allow someone to drive the lane with impunity.
 
2014-04-17 10:39:12 PM  
CSB, tl;dr time:  Back when I was in high school, they used guns to settle this type of dispute.
 
2014-04-17 10:43:16 PM  
So he stabbed the victim several times and didn't succeed in killing him? He ought to get some pertinent advice.

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2014-04-17 10:47:38 PM  
A remake of Kids is in the works, you say?
 
2014-04-17 11:32:00 PM  
This automatically came to mind:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arch_Rivals

Can't remember if you could get stabby in that game though.
 
2014-04-18 12:29:57 AM  
Meh.   White peoples' problems.
 
2014-04-18 12:39:14 AM  
clicks link and....yep, right again.
 
2014-04-18 12:49:03 AM  
Did they do a choreographed stylized dance sequence while fighting?
 
2014-04-18 03:34:06 AM  
Dumbass kids.  What is this world coming to?  You stab below the waist, then it's not attempted murder.  It's like they're not even trying.  I weep for the future of aggravated assault.
 
2014-04-18 04:00:29 AM  
Technical foul.
 
2014-04-18 06:21:50 AM  
Someone's moving to their aunt and uncle's in Bel-Air.
 
2014-04-18 11:25:59 AM  

serialsuicidebomber: Meh.   White peoples' problems.


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Yep.  Whitest perp I ever saw.
 
2014-04-18 12:12:29 PM  
I wonder what could have taught these kids to take a game so damn seriously...
 
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