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2014-04-21 08:05:58 AM
So, Dave (the aforementioned friend) is back in Buffalo, NY..where I hail from..  He's on what amounts to lifetime disability for severe spinal and shoulder injuries sustained at his last job..has no camera, just a cellphone (not a 'smartphone') and can't take a decent picture t'save his life..not just my opinion..he'd be the first to agree with me..  ;)

That said, here's my/our/whatever other two cats:  Dakota and Jersey..  :)

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Dakota is the grey-toned on the bottom..Jersey the black-toned on top..  Wow..  Even basic black and grey don't come thru in this pic (note to self:  set aside some money to buy Dave a cheap-but-decent point-and-shoot..heh..)..

They are brothers and are as pure "Ragdoll" breed as is possible without TICA registration..  That puts them in the list of 55 breeds recognized in the "Championship Class,"  best of the best..but, without clear bloodline/lineage, cannot compete..  Prolly fer the best..neither they nor I were ever built fer that sort'a lifestyle..  ;)  And yes, they absolutely have the main trait of the breed..you manage to pick up either of them and their entire skeleton teleports away from you in abject terror..totally limp..dishrag..spaghetti-noodle..until you set them on a lap, then they firm right back up..  :)  They both absolutely *HATE* this auto-response, but for differing reasons..which you'll prolly be able to figger out as I describe them..

From what little I know, Dakota is the elder of the two..prolly by not more than minutes..they're from the same litter..  Dakota is, basically, "Grumpy Cat" without the permanent facial expression..  He could care less about anyone or anything..at all..until he wants something..  At that point, the peasants best start hoppin' to it..  :P

Jersey..he's a bit different..  He's not only afraid of his own shadow..his shadow is afraid of itself..!  Bugs..?  Dust..?  The TV..?  That first skritchie..?  All unthinkable horrors that must be escaped at all costs..  It's almost a biblical-level miracle that any pics o'him exist, at all..  *lol*

Near as I can figger, they're both in the range of 12-15 years old..prolly more towards the higher end.  They're lifelong indoor cats..  They came to me by way of another friend who knew I liked animals (at the time I took them in I already had three other cats, a snake, four geckos, a half-dozen exotic tropical fish, a tortoise and two turtles)..  The prev owner, a friend of that friend whom I did not know, had to move and couldn't take them along..was going to drive them out to the country and toss them out..not even take them to a shelter..!  That was back in 2004 and the little furballs have been some part o'my life, ever since..

So, yeah..  I talk about Orange a lot..  But I'm really owned by three cats..just two of 'em have t'do it by long-distance remote control..  ;)
 
2014-04-21 08:10:26 AM
laulaja
lilyspad
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Thank you guys sooooo much!!!!

tigerose
:)  Totally!  LOL

Hope everyone had a good holiday weekend!  Take care all!
 
2014-04-21 08:19:48 AM
One of these days, I am going to ask the Cat Whisperer about Eli chasing the mailman..if we could could cure that, I would not have to worry about letting him out in the morning for a bathroom/early morning when it is cool break.
 
2014-04-21 08:24:26 AM

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: So, Dave (the aforementioned friend) is back in Buffalo, NY..where I hail from..  He's on what amounts to lifetime disability for severe spinal and shoulder injuries sustained at his last job..has no camera, just a cellphone (not a 'smartphone') and can't take a decent picture t'save his life..not just my opinion..he'd be the first to agree with me..  ;)

That said, here's my/our/whatever other two cats:  Dakota and Jersey..  :)

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Dakota is the grey-toned on the bottom..Jersey the black-toned on top..  Wow..  Even basic black and grey don't come thru in this pic (note to self:  set aside some money to buy Dave a cheap-but-decent point-and-shoot..heh..)..

They are brothers and are as pure "Ragdoll" breed as is possible without TICA registration..  That puts them in the list of 55 breeds recognized in the "Championship Class,"  best of the best..but, without clear bloodline/lineage, cannot compete..  Prolly fer the best..neither they nor I were ever built fer that sort'a lifestyle..  ;)  And yes, they absolutely have the main trait of the breed..you manage to pick up either of them and their entire skeleton teleports away from you in abject terror..totally limp..dishrag..spaghetti-noodle..until you set them on a lap, then they firm right back up..  :)  They both absolutely *HATE* this auto-response, but for differing reasons..which you'll prolly be able to figger out as I describe them..

From what little I know, Dakota is the elder of the two..prolly by not more than minutes..they're from the same litter..  Dakota is, basically, "Grumpy Cat" without the permanent facial expression..  He could care less about anyone or anything..at all..until he wants something..  At that point, the peasants best start hoppin' to it..  :P

Jersey..he's a bit different..  He's not only afraid of his own shadow..his shadow is afraid of itself..!  Bugs..?  Dust..?  The TV..?  That first skritchie..?  All unthinkable horrors that must be escaped at all costs. ...


Howdy from a fellow Buffalo native!

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2014-04-21 08:29:50 AM

tigerose: One of these days, I am going to ask the Cat Whisperer about Eli chasing the mailman..if we could could cure that, I would not have to worry about letting him out in the morning for a bathroom/early morning when it is cool break.


Does yer area's Postal Carrier uniform contain any sparkly/flashy or jingly components..?  If so, yer only hope may be to petition fer a standard-uniform change..  ;)
 
2014-04-21 08:49:48 AM

Mudd's woman: Howdy from a fellow Buffalo native!


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Hihi, back..!!!

40 years, born and raised..away fer the past seven, with a real possibility of going back afore the end o'the calendar year (living situation is off just enuff, and things are set just right enuff, that I'd be ditching a really decent job t'do so..  Is 60/40 in favor of, atm..)..

Born in Kenmore Mercy, Tonawanda fer all the rest..you..?

/Harcooooourt Fenton Mudd..!    ;)
 
2014-04-21 09:04:27 AM

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Mudd's woman: Howdy from a fellow Buffalo native!

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Hihi, back..!!!

40 years, born and raised..away fer the past seven, with a real possibility of going back afore the end o'the calendar year (living situation is off just enuff, and things are set just right enuff, that I'd be ditching a really decent job t'do so..  Is 60/40 in favor of, atm..)..

Born in Kenmore Mercy, Tonawanda fer all the rest..you..?

/Harcooooourt Fenton Mudd..!    ;)


ROFL

Tonawanda all the way, here. But born at Kenmore Mercy as well!
Been away since '92 but go back every year -- um, in the summer. ;)    Canal Fest has become a GD good time since the days I was growing up!!!

I hope things solidify for you so that your decision is easier, one way or the other...
 
2014-04-21 09:10:48 AM
Just fer fun and archival purposes..  I know we still have all day..  *grin*

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2014-04-21 09:32:47 AM
Hope everyone has a good -- or at least not bad -- week

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2014-04-21 09:34:08 AM

Mudd's woman: Tonawanda all the way, here. But born at Kenmore Mercy as well!
Been away since '92 but go back every year -- um, in the summer. ;)    Canal Fest has become a GD good time since the days I was growing up!!!

I hope things solidify for you so that your decision is easier, one way or the other...


CanalFest all the way..!  Here, will nail 'me' down much further fer ya..

Last 10 years there, had back apt in bldg on front lot of Erequois Birch Beer, Main St, City of Tona..across from the old High School and right next door to the City Public Library and Clinton Small Stadium..  :D

5 min straight-shot walk to the Fest..  I sooooooo miss that place..  (front apt has half the 1st floor..back apt has the other half, the full basement and all'a the second floor (half finished)..  Was the best apt I ever had..free sports out my picture window in the Summer and Fall..!!!)

And now, because I swore I'd stay on-topic..

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2014-04-21 09:52:54 AM

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Mudd's woman: Tonawanda all the way, here. But born at Kenmore Mercy as well!
Been away since '92 but go back every year -- um, in the summer. ;)    Canal Fest has become a GD good time since the days I was growing up!!!

I hope things solidify for you so that your decision is easier, one way or the other...

CanalFest all the way..!  Here, will nail 'me' down much further fer ya..

Last 10 years there, had back apt in bldg on front lot of Erequois Birch Beer, Main St, City of Tona..across from the old High School and right next door to the City Public Library and Clinton Small Stadium..  :D

5 min straight-shot walk to the Fest..  I sooooooo miss that place..  (front apt has half the 1st floor..back apt has the other half, the full basement and all'a the second floor (half finished)..  Was the best apt I ever had..free sports out my picture window in the Summer and Fall..!!!)

And now, because I swore I'd stay on-topic..

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Sorry for wall-o-repost --
But WOW
I grew up on William Street -- right down the block and around the corner from Clint Small/library! I am trying to picture where your place would be...Some things get fuzzy too quickly in the brain.

I don't have a good kitteh pic to capture the theme, though...
YET anyway.
You nailed it pretty well!

Lots of good things about that area. I guess the hard decisions are what make us stronger. Or something like that ;)
 
2014-04-21 09:53:41 AM
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Morning all!
 
2014-04-21 09:55:30 AM
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Sherpa, good to see you last night! I wish I could do more to help......
 
2014-04-21 09:57:44 AM
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2014-04-21 10:06:07 AM
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2014-04-21 10:29:33 AM
My niece's dogs, puppy Maia and little old lady Sadie, wherever Sadie goes Maia is not far behind.

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2014-04-21 10:47:33 AM
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2014-04-21 10:53:29 AM
Happy Easter Monday morning remaining Caturday folks.  So close to 1 kilokitty, but probably can't hang around all day, what with work and all.


And I'll just add to I_F_P and DDA's remarks above: Come on universe, you've picked on Alien enough, go find someone in another galaxy to pick on.  I hear there's some punks over in Andromeda that are just asking for it, cracking wise about your mama and everything.
 
2014-04-21 11:10:04 AM
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2014-04-21 11:11:14 AM

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: ..and, re  alien's last FB post:  did not we see her here more recently than the 11th..?  I'm pretty sure of it..that's something a little positive/hopeful..at least..


She hasn't been here since her birfday weekend, which was the 1st.
 
2014-04-21 11:14:07 AM
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2014-04-21 11:17:44 AM

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: tigerose: One of these days, I am going to ask the Cat Whisperer about Eli chasing the mailman..if we could could cure that, I would not have to worry about letting him out in the morning for a bathroom/early morning when it is cool break.

Does yer area's Postal Carrier uniform contain any sparkly/flashy or jingly components..?  If so, yer only hope may be to petition fer a standard-uniform change..  ;)


it is a territorial thing I think. The mail carrier walks across the lawn. Eli hates it. He also get pissy about meter readers. If you walk up the drive, or stay on the walk, he is suspicious, but he won't go after you.
 
2014-04-21 11:50:54 AM

Mudd's woman: grew up on William Street -- right down the block and around the corner from Clint Small/library! I am trying to picture where your place would be...Some things get fuzzy too quickly in the brain.


Okay..  William is roughly parallel to Main..loooong street, no idea where you were on it..

Leave yer house and walk South (towards the 290)..when it ends at Roosevelt, turn right..walk until it ends at Main (you'll pass my former Dentist (old Railway Station) on yer left and the Stadium on yer right)..turn right..walk past the Library..immediately after, on right, is a 2-story white house with a large building set back behind it and an "Erequois Birch Beer" sign on a pole in front..  There y'go..  :)

..and, damn..  Internet has let me down..  :/  No good results for GIS "birch+beer+cat"..  So will leave you with this..

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2014-04-21 11:58:28 AM

lilyspad: CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: ..and, re  alien's last FB post:  did not we see her here more recently than the 11th..?  I'm pretty sure of it..that's something a little positive/hopeful..at least..

She hasn't been here since her birfday weekend, which was the 1st.


Dang..!!

Sched or meds, I dunno..but would'a sworn on a stack o'Fancy Feast that her B-Day was last week..posts, well-wishes and all..wow..  Okay..  Officially color me "worried" too..  :/
 
2014-04-21 12:09:06 PM

tigerose: it is a territorial thing I think. The mail carrier walks across the lawn. Eli hates it. He also get pissy about meter readers. If you walk up the drive, or stay on the walk, he is suspicious, but he won't go after you.


That, I cannot help with..  Mebbe you could nicely ask yer carrier to lay submissively, belly up, in front of the mailbox fer a min, afore putting the mail in each day..?  That might werk..

;)

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2014-04-21 12:15:31 PM

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Mudd's woman: grew up on William Street -- right down the block and around the corner from Clint Small/library! I am trying to picture where your place would be...Some things get fuzzy too quickly in the brain.

Okay..  William is roughly parallel to Main..loooong street, no idea where you were on it..

Leave yer house and walk South (towards the 290)..when it ends at Roosevelt, turn right..walk until it ends at Main (you'll pass my former Dentist (old Railway Station) on yer left and the Stadium on yer right)..turn right..walk past the Library..immediately after, on right, is a 2-story white house with a large building set back behind it and an "Erequois Birch Beer" sign on a pole in front..  There y'go..  :)

..and, damn..  Internet has let me down..  :/  No good results for GIS "birch+beer+cat"..  So will leave you with this..

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Made my day!!!!
Good ta meet ya!
 
2014-04-21 12:16:09 PM
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/mc, nmd
//sorry for the shadowbox
 
2014-04-21 12:20:56 PM

quantum_jellyroll: Farkin' typos!
Mods, feel free to delete my previous post

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I dindt see anything wrong with it?


/but then again, I am an armature writer
 
2014-04-21 12:30:37 PM
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2014-04-21 12:39:03 PM
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2014-04-21 12:40:02 PM
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2014-04-21 12:41:59 PM
Finally here after Issues this daylit PM, tried before Hah!Noon!! but was distracted.  Hope someone besides/in addition to sherpa18 recalls URL/name  for .gif-resizing location They Said was gonna be sold off, but was still in operation in March this yr.  GdSrch gave me nothing useful.

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While .gifs await, this is ARDY, award for Radio Disney Music.  Be on TV or cable Apr 27, card said.
Errand to run, this at ft of next to last pg.  Salsa when errand finnished (sic).
 
2014-04-21 12:42:31 PM
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2014-04-21 12:52:48 PM

OlderGuy: lilyspad: OlderGuy: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x463]

If it did, it's tail would do the 'Kermit flail' and fall off.....   :o)

Hahaha!!  Kind of like a balloon that you let go of...... :D

Does this thread remind you of the noise that ensues?


She posted on Facebook, not the Caturday page, last week. Since she only shared with people who have friended her I won't repeat her post. She was still kicking though.
 
2014-04-21 01:00:11 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Spiralmonkey: This is also for RWDA, a blast from the past but one I still find funny: Viking kitties

Thank you! I love that one, too! That is an oldie in internet years, isn't it?

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But wait, there's more;

 - Meowgadeth
 - JudeHiss Priest
 - Pawnterra
 - Shed Against The Machine
 - Anscratch
 - Ted Neutered
 - Tabby Hagar
 - Iron Spayden
 - Ozzy Pawsborne
 - Stepped In Wolf
 - Thin Lazy

...and so many more!


/this is fun!
 
2014-04-21 01:02:56 PM

Mudd's woman: CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Mudd's woman: grew up on William Street -- right down the block and around the corner from Clint Small/library! I am trying to picture where your place would be...Some things get fuzzy too quickly in the brain.

Okay..  William is roughly parallel to Main..loooong street, no idea where you were on it..

Leave yer house and walk South (towards the 290)..when it ends at Roosevelt, turn right..walk until it ends at Main (you'll pass my former Dentist (old Railway Station) on yer left and the Stadium on yer right)..turn right..walk past the Library..immediately after, on right, is a 2-story white house with a large building set back behind it and an "Erequois Birch Beer" sign on a pole in front..  There y'go..  :)

..and, damn..  Internet has let me down..  :/  No good results for GIS "birch+beer+cat"..  So will leave you with this..

[img.fark.net image 789x800]

Made my day!!!!
Good ta meet ya!


Ditto..!  ..and Favorited..earlier,not just now..heh..  Cheers..!
 
2014-04-21 01:10:14 PM
Well, I should have read the whole thread before posting and check to make sure I comment on the right link.
 
2014-04-21 01:17:40 PM

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Mudd's woman: CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Mudd's woman: grew up on William Street -- right down the block and around the corner from Clint Small/library! I am trying to picture where your place would be...Some things get fuzzy too quickly in the brain.

Okay..  William is roughly parallel to Main..loooong street, no idea where you were on it..

Leave yer house and walk South (towards the 290)..when it ends at Roosevelt, turn right..walk until it ends at Main (you'll pass my former Dentist (old Railway Station) on yer left and the Stadium on yer right)..turn right..walk past the Library..immediately after, on right, is a 2-story white house with a large building set back behind it and an "Erequois Birch Beer" sign on a pole in front..  There y'go..  :)

..and, damn..  Internet has let me down..  :/  No good results for GIS "birch+beer+cat"..  So will leave you with this..

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Made my day!!!!
Good ta meet ya!

Ditto..!  ..and Favorited..earlier,not just now..heh..  Cheers..!


:)
Back atcha
 
2014-04-21 01:19:34 PM
Soooooo close..  ;)

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2014-04-21 01:21:50 PM
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2014-04-21 01:26:41 PM
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2014-04-21 01:30:55 PM
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2014-04-21 01:31:49 PM
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2014-04-21 01:31:53 PM
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really surprised no one commented on yesterday being 4/20
 
2014-04-21 01:37:49 PM
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2014-04-21 01:38:50 PM

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x331] (feelin' so irrelephant)


AWW, buck up little guy!  Don't feel so gray!
 
2014-04-21 01:51:29 PM
On a more serious (to me) note..  I have long pestered Caturday folk fer help in finding a pic o'one of my long ago lost fur-kids..mebbe even in this thread, certainly in the last..and numerous more afore it..

I had a bit of an epiphany, t'nite (t'day, fer all you day-walkers..  ;)  )..  I was dropping too much on this community's shoulders and ignoring a huge amount of FARK resources..  So I opened a TF advice thread..  Would post initial post/details, but not sure it wouldn't violate some FARK TOS reqs..so, not gunna..

The upshot is, I've been laying..for the longest time..everything at all y'alls feet..and just plain wasn't thinking..

FARK, as a whole, holds us in the Caturday circle..and..cat aficionados who (for whatever reason) choose not to participate in Caturday threads..Caption fans..PhotoShop fans..Movie fans..specifically, Sci-Fi movie fans..even more specifically, fans of the actor who uttered the quote Minx was captioned with..Image collectors (is a real category..  I'm one..heh..)..  A whole metric a$$load of folk who might have seen and saved the image..

For a non-greened thread, it got pretty well pounced..close t'more than I've seen, afore..  Heck, more than half the posts were made afore I put details up..heh..

A random comment there led me to revisit my Profile..and I read thru it..

*blinkblink*

This, I have missed..these past many years..  I dunno *how*..  But I did..

From my "Those I Have Sponsored" section:

reddfrogg - (for captionining my Caturday kitten for the first time)
cynep - (For awesome Caturday Event Horizon reference..)


Not sure what to do with this info..  Hoping one of you might..?  My TFD thread seems to have petered out  (as if..  I *never* expected it to go anywhere to begin with..!  *lol*)..

laulaja, is any of that enuff to get a hit in yer archives..?

So verra close..

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(not one of mine, no..  the Minx image means that much to me..?   Yes.)
 
2014-04-21 02:02:30 PM
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2014-04-21 02:03:57 PM
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2014-04-21 02:04:15 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375] (crazy reclues kitteh)


Hey!  I resemble that remark!


/the crazy part
//not the 'house full of old lasies' part
 
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