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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)   *poot* Feline surrendered to a shelter *toot* for being excessively flatulent *pfffift* finds a new home. Smells like Caturday   (democratandchronicle.com) divider line 1178
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2014-04-19 11:06:03 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]
Whar is RWDA??? Lady, you better not be really sick again!!!! That will merit a spanking! :D

It is just before 1am, so the very beginning of Caturday Proper, and I am trying to get caught up. I am not any more ill than I have been the last months, so holding steady there. Just had my meds adjusted Purrsday and having a hard time because of it. :-/ But hey! While the med adjustment did nothing at all to stop the muscle spasms and pain, they were adjusted straight to "no longer gives a shiat she's had uncontrollable muscle spasms and pain for months now" levels, so that's something! I'm also getting caught up on sleep, which I did not know I needed to do. There might be a connection, yes?

I am probably going to take a nap after I get caught up, then after I wake up I'll check my email and go from there. I am around though, so everyone give each other hugs and skritches and stuffs for me, please!

Here, have a cabbit
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RWDA!
YOU'RE HERE! YOU'RE HERE!


I'd dance a happy dance but I'd trip over all my left feet, fall down go boom, then say rude things...
so I'll just wave madly.
Glad you made it. Peoples was gettin' worried!
 
2014-04-19 11:07:10 AM  
I know I am missing birfdays and happees and sads and stuff, because even the stuff I did read I am not retaining very well because of the meds. So (HUGZ) for all!

Also, Happy Easter type holiday weekend wishes to all!

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2014-04-19 11:11:54 AM  

syzygy whizz: Real Women Drink Akvavit: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]
Whar is RWDA??? Lady, you better not be really sick again!!!! That will merit a spanking! :D

It is just before 1am, so the very beginning of Caturday Proper, and I am trying to get caught up. I am not any more ill than I have been the last months, so holding steady there. Just had my meds adjusted Purrsday and having a hard time because of it. :-/ But hey! While the med adjustment did nothing at all to stop the muscle spasms and pain, they were adjusted straight to "no longer gives a shiat she's had uncontrollable muscle spasms and pain for months now" levels, so that's something! I'm also getting caught up on sleep, which I did not know I needed to do. There might be a connection, yes?

I am probably going to take a nap after I get caught up, then after I wake up I'll check my email and go from there. I am around though, so everyone give each other hugs and skritches and stuffs for me, please!

Here, have a cabbit
[www.thatcutesite.com image 400x500]

RWDA!
YOU'RE HERE! YOU'RE HERE!

I'd dance a happy dance but I'd trip over all my left feet, fall down go boom, then say rude things...
so I'll just wave madly.
Glad you made it. Peoples was gettin' worried!


I know you guys were! I cannot brain very well, so I just returned a couple of emails (I think I did, anyway) and raced to the bottom (heh) and started posting, because I did not want anyone to worry. I is ALIVE!

Gosh, you had sumfing going on and now I furgotted what it is! I'm sorry. I hope it's OK, whatever it is. These meds are kickin' my butt. I do not like them. I mean, I /just/ read something having to do with you here (I think) and now I can't remember it because my brain is all fuzzified. I can't believe people take some of these drugs for FUN. WTF is wrong with people? Bah!

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2014-04-19 11:15:29 AM  
Easter bunny's other job?
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2014-04-19 11:15:52 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:17:37 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:17:40 AM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 446x640]
vudutek, I'm going to make that recipe this weekend. Do you think I could use a muffin pan instead of making bicuits?


We've never tried a muffin pan, let me know how it works for you!
 
2014-04-19 11:18:17 AM  
Meowning all.  Wading through the overnight posts to catch up before posting...

John Buck 41: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Hmmm, was planning an elephant themed Caturday, but we may have hit a snag.  One of the elephants has taken me aside...

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Did you caption that? I saw that blank when I was looking for an elephant pic for you.


Yeah, that was me.  I don't know why, I was in an elephant kind of captioning mood tyesyeday.


/"Ah spring, and a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of - elephants."
//"High, I'm Satan."
///obscure?
 
2014-04-19 11:18:20 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:19:30 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:19:41 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:20:07 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:20:32 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: These were not quiet farts, either. They were human sounding type farts.


OMG!!!!  That is hilarious!  :D
 
2014-04-19 11:20:55 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:21:41 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:33:09 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:33:59 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:36:37 AM  

lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: These were not quiet farts, either. They were human sounding type farts.

OMG!!!!  That is hilarious!  :D


I loved that cat. He was AWESOME in his own "ewwww.... Junior!" kinda way.

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/my mom is out running recon on that fauxscue right now
//I told her not to come back without pie for tomorrow, so hit the grocery next door
///notice I did not ask for a cat, even though I really wanted one and Gogh needs a friend
 
2014-04-19 11:38:54 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:44:25 AM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 413x549]
And I haz it! Got the next 4 days off...woot! time to catch up on cleaning, and yard work! :D


You pretty little liar!  You are going to spend the next four days posting cats on Fark dot com, and you and everbuiddy around here nows it!  :-{D


/pleese don't haye me for telling it like I seed it
//or somethin....
 
2014-04-19 11:44:35 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:45:11 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 413x549]
And I haz it! Got the next 4 days off...woot! time to catch up on cleaning, and yard work! :D

You pretty little liar!  You are going to spend the next four days posting cats on Fark dot com, and you and everbuiddy around here nows it!  :-{D


/pleese don't haye me for telling it like I seed it
//or somethin....


Yeah, well, that too!! HA!
 
2014-04-19 11:45:51 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: These were not quiet farts, either. They were human sounding type farts.

OMG!!!!  That is hilarious!  :D

I loved that cat. He was AWESOME in his own "ewwww.... Junior!" kinda way.

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/my mom is out running recon on that fauxscue right now
//I told her not to come back without pie for tomorrow, so hit the grocery next door
///notice I did not ask for a cat, even though I really wanted one and Gogh needs a friend


Is it possible that Junior ate too fast, and swallowed a lot of air?
 
2014-04-19 11:46:15 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:50:34 AM  
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2014-04-19 11:51:15 AM  

sbchamp: Nawt a happy Caturday
Meatloaf's off to the Bridge
I haz a sad


((((HUGE MASSIVE HUGS)))
 
2014-04-19 11:54:46 AM  
sbchamp, spouse Plumbicon's & my condolences as well for loss of Meatloaf. credit valnt9 Ago for fetch of this.

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pennygirl, Mopey's attractive too. Either Handsome or Pretty, unable to figure which.
Metypes at ft of pg10, hope to recall which pic meant to fetch meself.
Also pls note, those who come in via main pg, 47 million Cadbury eggs made for Easter; 46 mil to be marked 50% off on Moanday. Planned to lv comment but thoughtstill had URL for pic meant to fetch.
 
2014-04-19 12:11:18 PM  

lilyspad: Snuffybud..I need a Desi fix!! Hope everyone is having a good week!


How about a couple more?

He loves the heated cat bed, we think it's the short fur, he gets colder than the other cats.
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"Dad, I WAS napping...."
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2014-04-19 12:12:11 PM  
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2014-04-19 12:13:08 PM  

Snuffybud: lilyspad: Snuffybud..I need a Desi fix!! Hope everyone is having a good week!

How about a couple more?

He loves the heated cat bed, we think it's the short fur, he gets colder than the other cats.
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"Dad, I WAS napping...."
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Hahaha! Love his expression! He looks so soft and silky. :D
 
2014-04-19 12:14:19 PM  
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2014-04-19 12:15:43 PM  

Debby7813: Real Women Drink Akvavit: lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: These were not quiet farts, either. They were human sounding type farts.

OMG!!!!  That is hilarious!  :D

I loved that cat. He was AWESOME in his own "ewwww.... Junior!" kinda way.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x500]

/my mom is out running recon on that fauxscue right now
//I told her not to come back without pie for tomorrow, so hit the grocery next door
///notice I did not ask for a cat, even though I really wanted one and Gogh needs a friend

Is it possible that Junior ate too fast, and swallowed a lot of air?


That was a theory of ours - our favorite one, matter of fact. Junior was found as a hungry, dirty kitten behind a restaurant that friend went to all the time. He chased Junior down, scooped him up and then quit going to the restaurant because the guy who owned the joint was a dirty kitten hating sack of shiat. We kinda figured Junior got used to the dishwashers and cooks slipping him food when they could and then eating that food as fast as kittenly possible before Big Scary Mean Wannabe Kitten Kicker (with thankfully terrible aim and horrible balance) went after him. One of the waitresses saw friend catch Junior and was going to take him, but friend said "Nuh-uh. I caught him, he's mine" - and that was that.

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2014-04-19 12:17:57 PM  
Happy Caturday, everyone.

We though we were going to need to show our beautiful Elric to the bridge this morning.  He hasn't eaten for several days and was getting weak.  We didn't want to wait until he starved and it was killing us to think of him suffering.  This would have been the second time in six months we would have had to go through this.  What was infuriating was he was scheduled for an ultrasound but they couldn't see him until tuesday.  I didn't think he would last that long.

The vet said he look surprisingly good other than the not eating (this was the third trip to the vet this week, so they have been monitoring him pretty closely).  We deciding to use an oral steroid, and appetite stimulant, and some fluids to try to get him until tuesday.  He's purring on the bed beside me.

So a moderately happy caturday, though it may be a temporary reprieve.

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2014-04-19 12:28:19 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 446x640] (fantabulously inderpgent conglobulation)
vudutek, I'm going to make that recipe this weekend. Do you think I could use a muffin pan instead of making bicuits?


Wha, WHA, WHAT! THE HELL IS THAT!  I just, I....


/werds flail me!
 
2014-04-19 12:33:11 PM  
 
2014-04-19 12:40:47 PM  

sbchamp: [img.fark.net image 444x311]
Nawt a happy Caturday
Meatloaf's off to the Bridge
I haz a sad


Don't worry, Meatloaf will be waiting for you when it's your turn to make the inevitable journey.
 
2014-04-19 12:43:27 PM  
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2014-04-19 12:44:39 PM  

Rigger1955: http://youtu.be/_7n8J8Dsj1g


Hahaha....cute!!!
 
2014-04-19 12:45:37 PM  

EbonyCat: So a moderately happy caturday, though it may be a temporary reprieve.


Hope the new meds will help!  Keep us posted, okay?  (((HUGS)))
 
2014-04-19 12:46:45 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 446x640] (fantabulously inderpgent conglobulation)
vudutek, I'm going to make that recipe this weekend. Do you think I could use a muffin pan instead of making bicuits?

Wha, WHA, WHAT! THE HELL IS THAT!  I just, I....


/werds flail me!


THAT is a big ol' stack of YUM!!!!  (not the recipe I was referring to)
 
2014-04-19 12:48:02 PM  
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2014-04-19 12:58:27 PM  
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2014-04-19 12:59:00 PM  

laulaja: [i.imgur.com image 470x245]I do lot of repairs on things and am sad to see things always tossed out for simple repairs. Let me know what kind of things to repair, by goodtofufriday
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WARNING: Wall of CSB

Yeah, ald maintenance troop here.  I like to "think" I can repair stuff.  Mostly with duck tape, soldiering iron, and 12 oz hammer.  And dumpster diving.  Lots of dumpster diving.

Lrned the hard way that it is more trouble than worth to repair Dollar Store or Big Lots stuff.  Components made to VER CHEAP standards (wondered why they were so inexcpensive!), so when parts failed it was sometimes an actual safety measure.  I'd fix an obvious part, and the original fault would rear its ugly, smokey, fiery head and fill my whole apartment with bunrd plastic smell.  Not good.

And speaking of ArmednHammered Happy Birthday, AnH was the guy who recommended to me how to fix contaminated remote controls with alcohol and India Ink (MUCH thank yous for the help, by the way).  Bunghamturd, NY has never developed Indian Ink technology, apparently, so I sent away for some condusctive paste from American Science & Surplus.

I spent a whole $2.95 for the stuff, and it didn't fix it.  Being a Family Dollar remote, the conductive runs on the PCB itself had worn off wehn I tried to clean the chicken fat off.them with the rubbing alcohol.  The thing was, I think, DELIBERATELY designed to fall apart if you tried to maintain it to lengthen its service life.  Talk about a consumer culture (and I mean a blue-green one).  :-{(

On the other hand, I DID fix my old computer monitor.  It just up and failed on day.  I fixed it by dumpster diving in the electronic parts recycling bin (at the warehouse I used to work at) until I found one that still worked and was compatible with the old video drivers on my desktop.  Heh-heh, next stop, pr0nRESEARCH, I MEAN RESEARCH!


/just jking about that last bit, you know that
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2014-04-19 12:59:34 PM  
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2014-04-19 01:10:56 PM  

sbchamp: [img.fark.net image 444x311]
Nawt a happy Caturday
Meatloaf's off to the Bridge
I haz a sad


sorry to hear of your loss
 
2014-04-19 01:13:59 PM  
OK, waded all the way through to the end of the last (for now) page.  On with the caption posting...

(hopefully without repeats)
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2014-04-19 01:14:54 PM  
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2014-04-19 01:15:50 PM  
Seta and Lindsay with their peeps

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