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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)   *poot* Feline surrendered to a shelter *toot* for being excessively flatulent *pfffift* finds a new home. Smells like Caturday   (democratandchronicle.com) divider line 1178
    More: Caturday, Caturday, emergency shelter, Scottsville Veterinary Hospital  
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2014-04-19 01:05:22 AM  
*blink, blink*
Where am I again? Oh, yeah  - Caturday... Just FYI guise, most of you people with my phone # know that I keep it unplugged (to avoid the bill collectors) and just monitor my calls on my ISP's  "dashboard" so I know who is trying to get in touch with me and I can get back to you.... Welp, they locked me out of that nifty little feature since my bill is 1 freaking day late! Needless to say, this is one company I ain't gonna miss. Gimme a day or so to work out an alternative ...

Meanwhile, I am once again taking a very short break (hey, mental health) from packing and trying to play catchup.... And away we go!

John Buck 41:  Hi sherp. Hang in there, buddy. Please send me an updated snail mail address asap, 'k?  Sorry, I thought I already did - my PO Box will probably remain open for a little while longer (I'll know more about how long tomorrow)

ArmednHammered:

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predle: concussions are no fun

  ....  Feel better soon!!

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Diocletian's Last Cabbage:  I need 3 things for my Friday to be better: ... elephant pics, LOTS of elephant pics

I lurve elephants. If I had time, I would find the pics of the one that CDK and MRS. CDK sent me a few years ago, but lacking that, have a pic of the white boy wondering what Easter is all about...

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 / sorry, I keep finding pics of him in albums that I should have sorted long ago  :o(

syzygy whizz: Hello everybodeee!!!

   ...snip ....

All I can say is that is obvious that you are a... (and thanks for taking such good care of them)

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catmandu: My little court jester was at it again. I have a bag that I take to my water aerobics class with my suit, swimming cap, etc. including a net loofa thingy for the shower. Anyway, I got to the shower this afternoon and the big pink loofa was not in the bag. What WAS in the bag was a green sparkly cat toy ball. Didn't work very well as you can see by the size difference. I finally found my loofa under the bed. At least Hector tried to be nice and leave me a substitute.

*giggle, snort*

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/ meanwhile, i'm sure i missed some other comments that i would have liked to respond to, but i just can't keep up right now, i gotta go pack some more stuff
// and i keep finding pics of the white one in albums where they should not be, and it alternately makes me smile and tear up....    *blargh*

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/ i miss him so much
 
2014-04-19 03:47:47 AM  

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Whar is RWDA??? Lady, you better not be really sick again!!!! That will merit a spanking! :D


It is just before 1am, so the very beginning of Caturday Proper, and I am trying to get caught up. I am not any more ill than I have been the last months, so holding steady there. Just had my meds adjusted Purrsday and having a hard time because of it. :-/ But hey! While the med adjustment did nothing at all to stop the muscle spasms and pain, they were adjusted straight to "no longer gives a shiat she's had uncontrollable muscle spasms and pain for months now" levels, so that's something! I'm also getting caught up on sleep, which I did not know I needed to do. There might be a connection, yes?

I am probably going to take a nap after I get caught up, then after I wake up I'll check my email and go from there. I am around though, so everyone give each other hugs and skritches and stuffs for me, please!

Here, have a cabbit
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2014-04-19 05:40:42 AM  
Happy Birfday, Armednhammered!
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2014-04-19 05:45:40 AM  

predle: //Concussions are no fun!


Please accept a cold compress, and a warm hug.

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2014-04-19 06:00:20 AM  
Diocletian's Last Cabbage:  - elephant pics,

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2014-04-19 06:01:35 AM  
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2014-04-19 06:05:41 AM  
syzygy whizz:  You are such a good kitty momma.  I hope all your furkids are feeling much better soon.

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2014-04-19 06:21:44 AM  
ProcrastinationStation:  Another place/way to find out which Caturday thread will be the one, is, sometime on Thursday afternoon, to scroll through the TF queue page until you find any Caturday link, then click on its little green Caturday tag.  Ta-da, you are transported to a page with all the currently submitted Caturday links together in one place.  Refresh the page from time to time, and when all of the links turn red except for one green one, go to the green one, and post cats!

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2014-04-19 06:29:11 AM  
Real Women Drink Akvavit:  There you are!  Great to see you!  Hope you feel much better after some quality rest so you can fully enjoy this fine Caturday.

In the meantime, have a capybara.

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2014-04-19 06:32:36 AM  
I need to sleep.  See you all in the afternoon!  Have a marvelous day.

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2014-04-19 07:09:24 AM  
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2014-04-19 08:08:23 AM  
About 4 weeks ago, I had posted in the weekly Caturday thread with our new kittens.  Everyone seemed pretty amused by that.  My kids loved the captioned photos some of you did.  :)  Here are a few photos of the kittens as they are now.  Btw...  They just got checked out by the vet, and have a clean bill of health!  All kittens are accounted for and will be going to their new homes in a couple of weeks!

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2014-04-19 08:21:22 AM  

durbnpoisn: About 4 weeks ago, I had posted in the weekly Caturday thread with our new kittens.  Everyone seemed pretty amused by that.  My kids loved the captioned photos some of you did.  :)  Here are a few photos of the kittens as they are now.  Btw...  They just got checked out by the vet, and have a clean bill of health!  All kittens are accounted for and will be going to their new homes in a couple of weeks!

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Squeee! Itteh Bitteh Kitteh!
 
2014-04-19 08:27:37 AM  
Good Meowning! So glad to see RWDA and Sherpa18 pop into the thread. Nice to see you both.

eli the Bitey got me up at 2:30 this morning to let him in. He knows my room is in the back of the house, so he goes and howls beneath my window..think Siamese in a Tabby body....:) hard to ignore. Plus I don't want him to wake the neighbors!
 
2014-04-19 08:28:55 AM  
Happy Record Store Caturday everyone. Just fed my furbabies and I'm off to stand in the cold and snow for an hour so I can buy music on plastic. Cray-cray I know...

durbnpoisn - great looking kitties! :)

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Abby's whiskers are getting looong..
 
2014-04-19 08:33:22 AM  
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2014-04-19 08:36:06 AM  

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What a gorgeous kitty!!!!!
 
2014-04-19 09:18:11 AM  
Good Meowning from ft of pg9.  This was in paper today, Once More like cat-alogue scanned too small, hope you can read:

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FangQ numerous again for saveworthies overnight, esp  q_j.
 
2014-04-19 09:36:33 AM  

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2014-04-19 09:38:15 AM  
At TTE at long last! Info for who needs: sherpa18's PO Bx is paid up to stay open til June 30 I know cuz it's my "fault".
Real Women, FangQ for checking in & relieving our worries.
spinach gunk, FangQ for those you fetched, saving some but not all.
durbnpoison, younglings at your place (not truly mewbies any more) all Highly Attractive.
Re-try that one from imgur now methinx, tho More Apt for late night.  Also yesterday's comments, decline to update.  Some re-scale will occur:

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One of my camera effects turned my cat into a James Bond villain.  by morbus
87 reddit comments
Ajax_The_Great:  No, Mr Bond, I expect you to feed me, then die.
zartcosgrove: We will see how YOU feel about lasers this time, Mr. Bond.
Adven444555: Even funny - http://youtu.be/sRPuC7RuGTw
rokane21: "The middle of the bowl is empty! Feed me more!"
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orduul: Revealed your cat's true nature*
Cambric: I refreshed & it showed yours was first so I deleted mine :P
BlueRainbows: That crossed the feline. It was not purrfect, I want you to leave right meow. I have a ocelot of puns, & I would like to make a depawsit.
ript11: cat says: i now keel u
Forneyliscous: Every cat's true nature*
istudyscienceontheinternet: All I can imagine is this cat slowly turning around in a leather chair petting a hairless human.
NTGMAHO cut to initials as NSFW or children: You're a hairball Mr. Bond.

plus linkie from en route here:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/shfk/skittles/pets-that-are-totally-hypo- al lergenic 11  12th vid 1:01
 
2014-04-19 09:43:47 AM  
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2014-04-19 09:45:35 AM  
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2014-04-19 09:46:15 AM  
RWDA! Good to see you....was worried! I hope your new meds work out well!
 
2014-04-19 09:47:44 AM  
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2014-04-19 09:50:26 AM  
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vudutek, I'm going to make that recipe this weekend. Do you think I could use a muffin pan instead of making bicuits?
 
2014-04-19 09:51:22 AM  
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2014-04-19 09:52:20 AM  
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2014-04-19 09:53:26 AM  
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This is Tennessee, all dressed up for Caturday.
 
2014-04-19 09:57:03 AM  

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This is Tennessee, all dressed up for Caturday.


Pretty!!!!
 
2014-04-19 09:59:26 AM  
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2014-04-19 10:01:03 AM  
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QJ, very funny stuff last night! :D
 
2014-04-19 10:05:17 AM  
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2014-04-19 10:10:57 AM  
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2014-04-19 10:11:31 AM  
Snowkitty playing with a ball
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The happiest horse you'll see ever
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2014-04-19 10:12:59 AM  
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2014-04-19 10:15:45 AM  
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2014-04-19 10:25:09 AM  

lilyspad: [gordon ramsey.jpg]


Hahaha! The Gordon Ramsey memes caught on with the metal heads, too.
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/he's so metal
lulz
 
2014-04-19 10:26:40 AM  
Happy Caturday!
 
2014-04-19 10:27:09 AM  
You know who else had gas fart problems?

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2014-04-19 10:37:40 AM  
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Nawt a happy Caturday
Meatloaf's off to the Bridge
I haz a sad
 
2014-04-19 10:44:53 AM  
pennygirl, Tennessee's a real Looker.  Compliments & FangQ for foto.
Find I accidentally fibbed when said sherpa18's USMule box closes June 30; it's April 30.  Even on Big Calendar hanging on pantry door, but need Look to Recall.  Once again Foo Ey.
Toady's (sic) selected funnies:
Peanuts:  Cheshire beagle thread continues
Garfield in 3 panes: 1) Jon: I bought cat food, Garfield. G: Life is good. 2) Jon: It's a special formula for "lazy cats". G:
Cool. 3) Jon: Pre-chewed.  G: Life is very (bold) good
Red & Rover 1 pane: Red: talk about your lazy squirrel chaser. Rover lies on back under tree barking at squirrels

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I do lot of repairs on things and am sad to see things always tossed out for simple repairs. Let me know what kind of things to repair, by goodtofufriday
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thevirtualgamer: Yes, especially if this beautiful cat is the one doing the repairs.
klw649 & sailorkelly: Yes please.
MoooMooo: I like to know how to repair my broken personality
lilmissD: my laptop charger no longer stays in the hole, I would be so grateful if you could do one on that!
ThadCastle54: I'd rather you teach me how to get the lint out of my belly button
tychok1991: Perhaps start with some of the "basics" that can be applied to multiple types of common electronics?
mooseeyz: sure....i'll favorite all of them and never use them, but I know they'll be there! :)
 
2014-04-19 10:51:02 AM  

sbchamp: [img.fark.net image 444x311]
Nawt a happy Caturday
Meatloaf's off to the Bridge
I haz a sad


I'm so sorry!!  :(
 
2014-04-19 10:52:38 AM  
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2014-04-19 10:53:16 AM  
Well, the Taco Bell stop did not occur (ran out of moneez), so I...um...borrowed enough aerosol whipped cream* for all my cats to have a couple teaspoons. Judging by the...er...quality of Raven's emission, it'd be a tough call as to which foodstuff produced the most impressive butt-burps (as my ex's nephew used to call them).

The boys didn't get theirs until after 7:30 this morning...but I should be...uh...hearing from them pretty soon...


*Can says it's REAL, HONEST-TO-FSM CREAM, not whipped oil or some such nonesense...
 
2014-04-19 10:53:58 AM  
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2014-04-19 10:56:26 AM  
Thank you, Lilyspad:

He is one of many strays that has come through my yard over the years.  I spay/neuter the ones I can catch and find homes for them, but he was too handsome to give up.

My other kitties have pretty much accepted the new addition, but Mopey - the alpha - is not at all thrilled with Tennessee's presence.
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2014-04-19 10:59:32 AM  
Thank you too, Laulaja :)
 
2014-04-19 11:00:50 AM  
Not entirely caught up, but I'm getting tired again and I'm hungry, so I figured I'd share my farting cat story before I fall asleep again. Eating a food will definitely crank the tired factor up a lot.

Many years ago, we had this big, fat round cat named Junior. He was actually a friend's cat and I was watching him while friend was deployed. Anywhoo, Junior was ALWAYS gassy. Always. Dietary changes did nothing to help his gas problem, either. It was just part of the way the cat was. These were not quiet farts, either. They were human sounding type farts. If he'd trot down the hallway, every bounce of his chubby body would produce a *thpbt* you could hear in the next room. I'd be laying in bed with my door closed and hear him jogging down the hall toward his food dish. *thpbt* *pffft* *poot* *toot* *gurgle/sqeek* "OMGs! That one sounded juicy! Someone check Junior's butt!" He would be chilling out on the floor watching TV with us and we'd start messin' around, pick up the cat and point his butt at each other and yell "don't make me do it!" or "you take that back or else!". Then you could just give him a very gentle squeeze and "pfffffffffffft*. He was fully weaponized that way.

The best thing about Junior and his farting was they did not smell really bad. Most of the time the only way you could tell he was farting was because it was so danged loud. He was a really friendly cat, so when people would come over, he'd *thpbt* *pffft* *poot* *toot* right up to them. If it was the first time meeting Junior, the look on their face was just too funny. "What's wrong with your cat?" I'd tell them something weird, of course. My two favorites were that he was a vegan and only ate beans and that he was really into aromatherapy. I was happy when friend came back stateside, but sad to see Junior go. He was a really cool little dude.


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2014-04-19 11:02:24 AM  

sbchamp: [img.fark.net image 444x311]
Nawt a happy Caturday
Meatloaf's off to the Bridge
I haz a sad


Oh, no! I am so sorry for you. :'-(
 
2014-04-19 11:02:50 AM  
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