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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)   *poot* Feline surrendered to a shelter *toot* for being excessively flatulent *pfffift* finds a new home. Smells like Caturday   (democratandchronicle.com) divider line 1178
    More: Caturday, Caturday, emergency shelter, Scottsville Veterinary Hospital  
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2014-04-18 02:37:11 PM  
Too long a lunchie time! Meanwhile hv read that predle's gonna be OK, which is excellente & some other items.  Also took/wasted time to scan batch of Comcl Tjax from WhatOnEarth cat-alogue early summer issue, dot com.

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So Regret these scan so bitty & de-focus so much to try to get them see-able. Some Tardar items offered tho not on sale -- those l8r.

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Don't necessarily wait -- there're more, all just as de-focussed as these.  Some even on sale at lower prices!.
 
2014-04-18 02:55:12 PM  
Type ft of pg6, tho TTE not that furr ahead on pg7.
Furrgot again to say FangQ to bessyglass for hers, esp cute kitten w tongue.

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For those who like to knit.  Used to like to, haven't in while; need Seek directions for cardigan in 1 pc on round needle. Had directions once, knit 2-3 from pattern Ago, now need again & hv Creatively Filed. Promised  chorusmate owned by at least one cat I'd do one for her spouse, in apprec of many lifts to & from chorus & performances she provides me. His mum knit him one when he was Much Younger, replacement cost is Gosh Awful. Have enough yarn that'll work....
 
2014-04-18 02:59:15 PM  
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2014-04-18 03:02:53 PM  
When my parents were still around we used to have Sunday breakfast at their house. My father would sneak hard boiled eggs to Baby when no one was looking. The eggs would kick in after we got home.. This sweet,innocent looking dog could clear out the house. On more than one occasion I threatened to let Baby move in with my parents if Dad didn't knock it off.
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2014-04-18 03:07:06 PM  
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2014-04-18 03:08:40 PM  

akimbotoo: Yay! Caturday!

Shouldn't it say that it will post to main on the 19th which is Caturday? Not the 20th which is Easter Bunnyday?


Good catch! (I didn't notice that but then again at this advanced age a lotta things get by me)
 
2014-04-18 03:10:35 PM  

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2014-04-18 03:11:24 PM  
Break cat-alogue Tjak for some Elliefump pix for DLC.  Doubt this is way he wished 'em tho --

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Not quite as bad as feared; 1st thing up from GdSearch Seek for.
Bet he's not house sitting today, or would have access to washer & drier for clean undies.  Have neither 1) transporter nor 2) proper coordinates to send set, which a) might not fit & b) Plumbicon would ask why set missing.
 
2014-04-18 03:13:03 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: A very happy Cat turd day to everbuddy!  This weekend's is so happy, it's a gas!

Happy burpday, ArmednHammered!  May the candles on your cake not melt the icing.  ;-{D

Oh man, potato joose hangover today.  I need 3 things for my Friday to be better:

 1 - some kind words

You are a good person no matter what people say.

 2 - elephant pics, LOTS of elephant pics


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2014-04-18 03:18:06 PM  
Hello everybodeee!!!
  ^-^
='.'=

No flatulence (thank FSM, Bast, Ceiling Cat, et al,) but vet visits?... UFF DA!
Last week, D'Artagnan was in need of one, but being such an independant fellow (and the vet being booked SOLID) there was no way I could get him in.
Then yesterday, the stars aligned. D'Artagnan came home for dinner...and I remembered Alternate Sainted (though quite a bit more expensive) Vet. Still...
"Of course, bring him right on in!"
This with a 5-minute heads-up; they're about 3 blocks from where we live.

D'Artagnan didn't fight going into the carrier. Meowed a couple times on the way, but not in a panicky way.
Got him into the exam room, let him out of the carrier ...and my boy commenced to purr.
He purred while he 'met' the vet and tech, got weighed, his temp was taken, and his wound was superficially examined. It wasn't quite his big creaky 'happy' purr, but it wasn't an 'endorphin' purr either.
At this facility, they take the furkid into the back for exams, and 'parents' aren't permitted back there.
I told them "This boy is scary smart. He'll be much more cooperative if you tell him what you're doing while you're doing it. I don't know how much he takes in, or it's just a reassuring voice."

They didn't give me the Look (y'all know what I mean) but assured me they would...and he continued to purr and lie quietly while they shaved the area, drained and irrigated the wound, cleaned it, and after conferring with me- "No...he only comes home about once a day, so there's no way I'd be able to give him his antibiotic 3X daily"...gave him a long-acting antibiotic injection (read: 'stings for a while after getting it').

They told me about this as I was paying the bill...(high, but not quite as bad as I was expecting)...
"I wish ALL the kitties were so nice about being treated!"
He made me so PROUD of him.
When he got home he ate TWO chicken thighs...and a huge pile of catnip. :-D

Then today, Riktor was bugging me while I was trying to do something. Picked him up and cuddled him, but that wasn't what he wanted. Have to wonder if he was trying to bring my attention to the bare spot on his right foreleg. "Aw no, Riktor...is this really necessary?"
It's a lump. Palpate gently. Riktor says rude things..and it leaks stinky stuff.
OK, Just an abscess. Mama knows how to deal with an abcess...drain it and clean it out.

That is, IF the cat will let you do so. :-P

I started the festivities by giving Riktor a Clavamox. Usually he's pretty cooperative about taking meds, but he's acting like it hurt him for me to open his jaw...he started growling even before I started appying pressure. Not sure I got the wound completely drained either...he was growling, hissing and making 'fight' noises and finally turned to bite me. He pulled it and didn't connect, but I got the message; he'd had ENOUGH.

He knew I was trying to help though...about five minutes later I heard him in the bathroom using the BOX in which to whizz (as opposed to somewhere he shouldn't oughta)...then he came up to me, asking for skritches and cheekrubs...and purring when got them, as he always does.

Once my clothes come out of the dryer I think Riktor is going to renew his acquaintance with Sainted Alternate Vet. I think they may have to sedate him to examine him properly, poor baby.

Thanks for reading the "Continuing Adventures Of..."
You folks understand.


Good thing I left my taxes (read 'getting the refund NOW when I need it') till the last minute and picked up an extra shift last week...
 
2014-04-18 03:24:20 PM  
KC says "Happy Easter!"

Terri

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2014-04-18 03:26:09 PM  

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For Bub fans, mayhap incl Bathia_Mapes. Book or doll, neither at reduced price yet.


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& ze non-reduced hardest of all to resist, at very foot.
 
2014-04-18 03:33:02 PM  

gremlin1: [i877.photobucket.com image 392x390] (elephant shakin its booty)


I'm - too sexy for my ears
Too sexy for my ears
Your checking out our rears

And I'm - too sexy for my trunk
Too sexy for my trunk
Gonna sway my juuunk

I'm an elephant, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my big fat ass on the catwalk


/Soon, these feathery little hustlers huge gray pachyderms were infiltrating important positions everywhere
 
2014-04-18 03:35:12 PM  
Good god... so this is what happens when fart jokes and caturday collide.
 
2014-04-18 03:44:19 PM  
Hmmm, was planning an elephant themed Caturday, but we may have hit a snag.  One of the elephants has taken me aside...

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2014-04-18 03:44:29 PM  
Last & least, some At Reduced Prices offerings.

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Mayhap more to point on pointy heads, esp very lowest.  Pigs don't need more velocity to fly here, this is Home Of Flying Pigs!  We already got a wind vane fabric flying pig that goes to Flying Pig Marathon with us when Delta Kings sing for it (1st Sun in May, 16th annual sponsored in part by Procter&Gamble & other local firms).
 
2014-04-18 03:55:21 PM  

laulaja: Break cat-alogue Tjak for some Elliefump pix for DLC.  Doubt this is way he wished 'em tho --[i.imgur.com image 524x258]Not quite as bad as feared; 1st thing up from GdSearch Seek for.
Bet he's not house sitting today, or would have access to washer & drier for clean undies.  Have neither 1) transporter nor 2) proper coordinates to send set, which a) might not fit & b) Plumbicon would ask why set missing.


You're right: house sitting is over, my folks got back from vacation at beginning of April.  Then, Mom came down with an immediate case of pnuemonia!  Been sick as a dog for two weeks.  On top of daiabeetus and getting over the chemo treatment she had a few years ago, she was touch and go for awhile.  Dad had been taking care of her and telling everyone in the family to stay away.

So, she has recently gotten better.  And now DAD is coming down with something, possibly flu or flulike.  Will try to return the vehicle to him this Easter Sunday.

As for why I didn't do laundy?  Long complicated story involving hangovers, TMZ, cold weather, breakfast, beer (but I repeat myself), Caturday, and a sudden realization that, since I don't have a job, I don't NEED to wear underpants.


/An e'pant'phiny - I hazd it!
 
2014-04-18 04:03:25 PM  

sno man: .

you cant from the TF que, other than when a headline goes red or green, once it's green it may take a while for a given thread to go 'live' in it's given tab.  In the mean time, you can see all the greens in one spot (see pic) in that tab the 'live' threads are bolded...
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AH!  Thanks Sno man - the visual did the trick!  Next week I should be able to pop in sooner...
 
2014-04-18 04:04:42 PM  
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2014-04-18 04:05:39 PM  
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2014-04-18 04:07:29 PM  
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2014-04-18 04:09:32 PM  
And we even still provide kittehs on an as needed basis...

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2014-04-18 04:14:55 PM  
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And with that, the library is closing.  Night all, see you tomorrow.
 
2014-04-18 04:27:06 PM  

akimbotoo: Easter


Hey, thanks for catching that. I didn't even notice it myself, but it's fixed now. :-)
 
2014-04-18 04:32:28 PM  
syzygy whizz So sorry to hear of your cat woes. I hope they get better soon. And in the mean time, take care of yourself.
 
2014-04-18 04:57:28 PM  
Try this one once more, as promised/threatened ...

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I needed the sink & he wouldn't move so I turned on the water & he just played in it.submitted  by Flyersphan94
536 reddit comments
goodtalkruss: Cats: We hate water unless you want the water, in which case we love water.
strallweat: Cats really are always assholes
cre8tive1: Yeah but they're so damn cute.
strallweat: Yeah they are. Made album about my little monster (link failed natch).
spartacus2690: I was worried there, because a lot of the post was in past tense. Glad to see that I was wrong. He is a handsome cat!
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CiriusTrio: "My weakness is now my strength. You're effed! (edited)"
mystangyellow: Dat fluffy tail
MarshmallowAndLilypad: An error has occurred. Please restart cat & try again.
jjjacksonn: Take a second & let this sink in.
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syzygy whizz, I too regret to hear of your kitty woes, & double above wish for improvement
Wonder why this 'un was to difficult to post? Unable to get under pic to paste 1st time.
 
2014-04-18 05:14:14 PM  

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Ah, sweet Wraggs.  She has a fart story.  I was sitting on my bed reading, Wraggs was on the floor on her bed sleeping....when all of a sudden she farted really loud.  She kept looking at her butt with a WTF look on her face.  I of course laughed and wished I had a video of it.

She was a good dog.  And let me put hats and wigs and clothes on her so I could take great photos.  I miss her.
 
2014-04-18 05:19:17 PM  
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2014-04-18 05:26:20 PM  
Poor Sadie could stink out a house. I put digestive flora in her gushy food and she does much better.
 
2014-04-18 05:27:16 PM  
Happy birthday, ArmedandHammered!
 
2014-04-18 06:14:51 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:18:28 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:31:05 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:33:21 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:41:33 PM  
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2014-04-18 06:59:45 PM  
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2014-04-18 07:01:46 PM  

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Easter Kitten
On my last Easter before entering the Army in 2010, my mother called me & told me that I needed to come meet her on the side of
the road by an old trailer because she needed my help. I thought maybe a flat tire or engine trouble. When I got there she was
holding this tiny black & white kitten. He was so tiny. Maybe 4 days old. There were no signs that there had been any other cats or kittens around for at least 2 days. We took him home & we cleaned him up as best we could & over the next few months we bottle fed him. For a few days we didn't think he would make it. He had an upper respiratory infection & conjunctivitis. We decided to name him Georgie Porgie Kitty Pie. He is now a very happy and healthy kitty and he loves to terrorize my mom's dogs,
who were also all rescues. He loves to be a shower crasher and takes showers with my mom. His favorite perch is on top of the doors so that he can attack your hair. Now he spends most of his time with my dad.
Brandi M  Tucson AZ
Today's ARS Rescue of Day tale & pic
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Turning off TV in sec, The List  later'll do which wines go with which Easter Sweets.  EEeeww.
 
2014-04-18 07:02:09 PM  

ProcrastinationStation: mewbie question:

Im new to this TotalFark stuff (thanks catmandu!!) Could someone please explain how to TotalFark?  logged on last night to see a whole lot of Caturday submissions in the TF queue, but just about all of 'em had 0 comments...

How am I to tell which is/going to be the actual thread?

Realize this is off topic, can go to email for answers... curlygirl0512 at the mail of the G.....


Here is the Caturday page link where you can see all of the contenders for Caturday

http://total.fark.com/topic/caturday
 
2014-04-18 07:12:53 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Hmmm, was planning an elephant themed Caturday, but we may have hit a snag.  One of the elephants has taken me aside...

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Did you caption that? I saw that blank when I was looking for an elephant pic for you.
 
2014-04-18 07:19:29 PM  

ProcrastinationStation: mewbie question:

Im new to this TotalFark stuff (thanks catmandu!!) Could someone please explain how to TotalFark?  logged on last night to see a whole lot of Caturday submissions in the TF queue, but just about all of 'em had 0 comments...

How am I to tell which is/going to be the actual thread?

Realize this is off topic, can go to email for answers... curlygirl0512 at the mail of the G.....


You basically have to wait until the evening admin runs the queue on Thursday (generally somewhere between 5-6 pm PT, adjust for your own time zone). After he chooses & greenlights the Caturday thread it will show up at the very top of the Greenlit links tab.

No way to know ahead of time which link he'll choose, though. Not even his fellow admins know beforehand. :-)

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2014-04-18 07:27:41 PM  

laulaja: Too long a lunchie time! Meanwhile hv read that predle's gonna be OK, which is excellente & some other items.  Also took/wasted time to scan batch of Comcl Tjax from WhatOnEarth cat-alogue early summer issue, dot com.[i.imgur.com image 161x219]So Regret these scan so bitty & de-focus so much to try to get them see-able. Some Tardar items offered tho not on sale -- those l8r.[i.imgur.com image 363x269]
[i.imgur.com image 173x294]Don't necessarily wait -- there're more, all just as de-focussed as these.  Some even on sale at lower prices!.


We sell the Grumpy cat shirt at the rescue :)
 
2014-04-18 07:34:30 PM  
Thanks all for the TF help!

I think Ive got the idea of things, and will arrive in the thread sooner next week.  Will be scarce this week.  Sweetie and I will be dyeing eggs tonight and off to do some bird banding tomorrow....
 
2014-04-18 07:40:25 PM  

lilyspad: *...and I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance...*[i.imgur.com image 500x375]
Whar is RWDA??? Lady, you better not be really sick again!!!! That will merit a spanking! :D


That was Esme's 'song'.
She was plump, and she'd roll on the ground, or the floor, or the porch...and it just got to be her theme.
She'd start rolling, and I'd sing "...and you dance dance dance..."
I miss her...
 
2014-04-18 08:00:49 PM  
My little court jester was at it again. I have a bag that I take to my water aerobics class with my suit, swimming cap, etc. including a net loofa thingy for the shower. Anyway, I got to the shower this afternoon and the big pink loofa was not in the bag. What WAS in the bag was a green sparkly cat toy ball. Didn't work very well as you can see by the size difference. I finally found my loofa under the bed. At least Hector tried to be nice and leave me a substitute.

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2014-04-18 08:09:36 PM  

syzygy whizz: Thanks for reading the "Continuing Adventures Of..."
You folks understand.


Oh noes!!!!  Not Riktor too!  I'm sorry...hope it all goes okay for all of you!!!  Poor babbys can tell us when they hurt, but not how.  :D
 
2014-04-18 08:10:52 PM  

tigerose: syzygy whizz So sorry to hear of your cat woes. I hope they get better soon. And in the mean time, take care of yourself.


Thanks, tigerose...

They did some bloodwork on Riktor...he'll be 12 in June and his weight is 7.7 (he used to weigh around 9 lbs). Bloodwork is within normal limits. Aside from abscess (which vet says I got cleaned out just fine), he's doing great.

So how come I'm crying?
 
2014-04-18 08:19:34 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: This whole Caturday is like one amazing underhand pitch!!!


Hmmmm? A caturday about farting. What can possibly go wrong?
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2014-04-18 08:23:24 PM  
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