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2014-04-17 07:50:48 PM
It was just going to be parking tickets, since McNabb doesn't understand the rules of Overtime, but he made it worse when the cop asked for license and registration and McNabb tried to put them in his hands but threw 'em at the cop's feet
 
2014-04-17 07:57:52 PM
Did any of his moms bail him out?
 
2014-04-17 08:01:16 PM
Unfortunately for McNabb, his cellmate's nickname is "thick & chunky."
 
2014-04-17 08:03:54 PM
I bet he's fit to be tied.
 
2014-04-17 08:05:01 PM
Guess he's gonna be getting a whole lot of Chunky soon....

\"Chunky" being the nickname for the guy in cell #2425
 
2014-04-17 08:10:47 PM
His cell mate is soup. I mean, he's chunky cus he's soup. No, wait...Thick is the bed he sleeps on? Campbells!
 
2014-04-17 08:11:55 PM

kronicfeld: Unfortunately for McNabb, his cellmate's nickname is "thick & chunky."


FriarReb98: Guess he's gonna be getting a whole lot of Chunky soon....

\"Chunky" being the nickname for the guy in cell #2425



I was going to make a joke about whether they served Chunky Soup in jail, but I like those better.
 
2014-04-17 08:22:12 PM
 Not guilty!

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2014-04-17 08:25:31 PM
Did he kill even more dogs!?
 
2014-04-17 08:37:21 PM

thecpt: Did he kill even more dogs!?


i52.photobucket.com

i678.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-17 08:39:57 PM
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Check out that coke nail!
 
2014-04-17 08:45:41 PM

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Check out that coke nail!


More importantly, Dustin Hopkins did not practice. Because, groin.
 
2014-04-17 09:10:50 PM
If memory serves, Donovan scored at the idiot level on his Wonderlic.

So this is par for the course.
 
2014-04-17 11:35:13 PM
Serious question. Has there ever been a worse QB than he was with the Vikings?
 
2014-04-17 11:47:52 PM

Jakesta: Serious question. Has there ever been a worse QB than he was with the Vikings?


T-Jack?
 
2014-04-18 12:03:49 AM

The Bestest: Jakesta: Serious question. Has there ever been a worse QB than he was with the Vikings?

T-Jack?


Just with the Vikings or in general? Because if it's just THAT team (off the top of my head):

- Josh Freeman
- Joe Webb
- Culpepper in 2005
- Whoever the 3rd string QB was that played at the end of the 2001 season
 
2014-04-18 12:14:21 AM
KipKips:

- Whoever the 3rd string QB was that played at the end of the 2001 season

Spergon Wynn! Best known for being drafted 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady.
 
2014-04-18 01:37:19 AM
Watch the media give him too much credit for it, just out of habit.
 
2014-04-18 02:54:46 AM

VvonderJesus: KipKips:

- Whoever the 3rd string QB was that played at the end of the 2001 season

Spergon Wynn! Best known for being drafted 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady.


CSB

Spergon Wynn was in my geography class my freshman year of college. He was stupid by even Southwest Texas State standards & not even that good in college. The RB on that team, Claude Mathis, I thought would be really good in the pros.

Not so much, it seems.

CSB
 
2014-04-18 07:07:34 AM
Did the cops boooo McNabb when they first pulled him over?
 
2014-04-18 07:39:52 AM
This is why Philly fans are great.

Typically fans blindly support their sports stars.

But with McNabb we´ve been telling the country that he´s a overrated douche, but nobody would listen
 
2014-04-18 07:42:16 AM
I'll never get why Philly fans hate on Mcnabb, he did better than any other eagles QB
 
2014-04-18 07:59:38 AM

The_Sponge: Not guilty!

  [i22.photobucket.com image 640x480]


My favorite Always Sunny episode.

"Hey guys, I'm Donovan McNabb, and I play quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. And I'm here to tell you that you can too, if you start every day with a hearty breakfast from McDonald's. Like the new sausage/egg McGriddle Value Meal, available now for a limited time for under five dollars. Remember, guys, real champs eat at McDonald's. I'm lovin' it!"

/"Can I get the check?"
 
2014-04-18 08:00:48 AM

tuffsnake: I'll never get why Philly fans hate on Mcnabb, he did better than any other eagles QB


Because they are desirous to see a black QB succeed, if I recall my Limbaugh.
 
2014-04-18 08:28:23 AM

LucklessWonder: tuffsnake: I'll never get why Philly fans hate on Mcnabb, he did better than any other eagles QB

Because they are desirous to see a black QB succeed, if I recall my Limbaugh.


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2014-04-18 08:30:30 AM
He could have avoided those parking tickets if he had used public transportation, but he's been afraid of buses ever since TO threw him under one.
 
2014-04-18 08:51:44 AM

tuffsnake: I'll never get why Philly fans hate on Mcnabb, he did better than any other eagles QB


I think they're a little too tough on him, but even his most argent supporters (like me) were frustrated by those farking dirt balls.
 
2014-04-18 08:52:45 AM
Err... ardent.
 
2014-04-18 08:59:28 AM

Flying Lasagna Monster: [coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 611x610]

Check out that coke nail!


#5 will always love party with you.
 
2014-04-18 09:27:03 AM

Burr: The_Sponge: Not guilty!

  [i22.photobucket.com image 640x480]

My favorite Always Sunny episode.

"Hey guys, I'm Donovan McNabb, and I play quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. And I'm here to tell you that you can too, if you start every day with a hearty breakfast from McDonald's. Like the new sausage/egg McGriddle Value Meal, available now for a limited time for under five dollars. Remember, guys, real champs eat at McDonald's. I'm lovin' it!"

/"Can I get the check?"



Heh.  Rolling in that crappy little car was icing on the cake.
 
2014-04-18 09:37:36 AM
This thread... It entertains
 
2014-04-18 09:44:06 AM
He was arrested for DUI, not traffic tickets.
 
2014-04-18 09:57:42 AM
KipKips


The Bestest: Jakesta: Serious question. Has there ever been a worse QB than he was with the Vikings?

T-Jack?


Just with the Vikings or in general? Because if it's just THAT team (off the top of my head):

- Josh Freeman
- Joe Webb
- Culpepper in 2005
- Whoever the 3rd string QB was that played at the end of the 2001 season


-Christian Ponder
-Culpepper 2000-2004
-Jeff George
-Jim McMahon
-"Whiskey" Wade Wilson
-Sean Salisbury
 
2014-04-18 10:17:41 AM
Tommy Kramer?

/Ok he was a decent QB, but pretty much a piece of shiat today (maybe was in his playing days too but I'm too young to remember).  I was a bartender at a hotel hosting a bunch of NFL alumni for a charity event a few years ago.  Everyone else there (Jim McMahon included) was a class act, but that guy, man.

csb
 
2014-04-18 10:45:59 AM
Anyone else wonder how this stayed quiet for months?
 
2014-04-18 10:50:51 AM

Wendy's Chili: tuffsnake: I'll never get why Philly fans hate on Mcnabb, he did better than any other eagles QB

I think they're a little too tough on him, but even his most argent supporters (like me) were frustrated by those farking dirt balls.


I think a lot of it comes from Philly sports having a long history of good teams that just aren't quite good enough to win it all.

Between the Sixers' NBA title in 1983, and the Phillies' World Series win in 2008, all four of Philly's major sports teams made it to the championship game or series of their respective sports, and lost (1993 Phillies, 1996-97 Flyers, 2000-01 Sixers, 2004 Eagles). Throw in the 1980 Eagles, the 1983 Phillies, four or five other Stanley Cup finals losses by the Flyers, and a few other finals losses by the Sixers, and I think you can see a pattern emerge.

Once the fan base decides that a player has fallen into that "good-but-not-quite-good-enough" category, he gets cast aside and they all start looking down the road for their next ray of hope. By that standard, McNabb actually had a good long run in Philly. People still focus on the draft-day boos and claim that the fan base never embraced him, but I don't think that's the case. After four trips to the NFC Championship Game that produced only one losing trip to the Super Bowl, the fans decided that he was never going to get them over the hump.
 
2014-04-18 11:23:16 AM

Jakesta: Serious question. Has there ever been a worse QB than he was with the Vikings?


Joey Harrington.
 
2014-04-18 11:45:31 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: KipKips


The Bestest: Jakesta: Serious question. Has there ever been a worse QB than he was with the Vikings?

T-Jack?


Just with the Vikings or in general? Because if it's just THAT team (off the top of my head):

- Josh Freeman
- Joe Webb
- Culpepper in 2005
- Whoever the 3rd string QB was that played at the end of the 2001 season

-Christian Ponder
-Culpepper 2000-2004
-Jeff George
-Jim McMahon
-"Whiskey" Wade Wilson
-Sean Salisbury


- Brad Johnson
 
2014-04-18 12:00:21 PM
Whiskey Wade and Brad Johnson have two more Superb Owl rings than all of us
 
2014-04-18 12:46:02 PM

Cybernetic: People Mcnabb still focused on the draft-day boos and claim that the fan base never embraced him, but I don't think that's the case. After four trips to the NFC Championship Game that produced only one losing trip to the Super Bowl, the fans decided saw with their eyes that he was never going to get them over the hump.


FTFY
 
2014-04-18 01:06:21 PM

dikkcor28: Whiskey Wade and Brad Johnson have two more Superb Owl rings than all of us


As well as 2 more than Dan Marino, so I guess they're better than him, too?
 
2014-04-18 01:09:56 PM
I wonder if he threw up when confronted by the police?
 
2014-04-18 01:13:55 PM

EyeballKid: dikkcor28: Whiskey Wade and Brad Johnson have two more Superb Owl rings than all of us

As well as 2 more than Dan Marino, so I guess they're better than him, too?


Significantly.  That dude is so overrated.  He wasn't even the best quarterback of his generation with the first name Dan to not win one.
 
2014-04-18 01:28:56 PM

dikkcor28: EyeballKid: dikkcor28: Whiskey Wade and Brad Johnson have two more Superb Owl rings than all of us

As well as 2 more than Dan Marino, so I guess they're better than him, too?

Significantly.  That dude is so overrated.  He wasn't even the best quarterback of his generation with the first name Dan to not win one.


Dan Majkowski amirite?
 
2014-04-18 02:30:46 PM

The_Sponge: Not guilty!

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That's Tiger Woods
 
2014-04-18 02:46:44 PM

FriarReb98: Guess he's gonna be getting a whole lot of Chunky soon....

\"Chunky" being the nickname for the guy in cell #2425


Seriously, this is the fourth thread I've read with prison rape jokes in it. Don't you people realize Oz was not a documentary? Jeez.
 
2014-04-18 03:38:29 PM
Some how this is Mike Shanahan fault
 
2014-04-18 05:38:19 PM
He probably didn't have the cardio vascular ability to outrun the cops.
 
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