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(USA Today)   Clinton makes major announcement about her plans for the fall   (usatoday.com) divider line 56
    More: News, Chelsea Clinton, Sidwell Friends School, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton  
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2014-04-17 06:29:42 PM
20 votes:
Someone did have sexual relations with that woman
2014-04-17 06:27:51 PM
17 votes:
This thread delivers.  And so will Chelsea....
2014-04-17 06:38:50 PM
8 votes:
Pic taken moments before conception...

img.fark.net
2014-04-17 06:35:08 PM
8 votes:
What their spawn may look like:

i.imgur.com

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)
2014-04-17 06:26:47 PM
8 votes:

Langston: Slick, subby. Very slick.


Slick like a Willy
2014-04-17 06:55:01 PM
7 votes:
Have the Republicans subpoenaed the crotchfruit yet for what it knows about Benghazi?
2014-04-17 08:25:11 PM
6 votes:

OnlyM3: OMG someone slept with that woman?


That's right, she's had more sex than you.
2014-04-17 06:39:21 PM
5 votes:

Snarfangel: That guy on the bike: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story


I can't speak for other people, but I would do anything for the story.


Anything?  Well ok but this is going to get really weird.  Pam, come into the office.  Bring the ocelot and some grapes
2014-04-17 06:38:27 PM
5 votes:

Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.


Nope.  Any guy that marries a president's daughter has nuts the size of Montana.  It's the ultimate in terrifying father-in-laws.

/Not even going to get into having Hillary as a mother-in-law.   Lawdy.
2014-04-17 06:34:17 PM
4 votes:
I wonder how many she'll whelp....

Because she's a dog, geddit?  Am I right or what, Rush?

HA HA...libtards won't get it, because they have no sense of humor.
2014-04-17 06:28:48 PM
4 votes:
Well at least we know she puts out now...
2014-04-17 06:28:21 PM
4 votes:

SubBass49: Langston: Slick, subby. Very slick.

Slick like a Willy


But not big and strong like Hillary's
2014-04-17 07:00:58 PM
3 votes:

flondrix: Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.


Same. I think she's cute, in an awkward way. But, she's certainly no sexy beast like Limburger

img.fark.net

Get in mah belleh!!!
2014-04-17 06:52:10 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-04-17 06:47:34 PM
3 votes:
FTFA:  Former president Bill Clinton and his wife have made no secret of their wish to have a grandchild.

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-04-17 06:34:21 PM
3 votes:

iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.


Why? Your mom crushing on Ms. Clinton or something?
2014-04-18 02:33:44 AM
2 votes:
Fella could have saved the hassle and Clintoned in the boobies.
2014-04-17 07:27:18 PM
2 votes:

MustardTiger: SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)

Thanks. Now I have to clean apple juice off of my screen.


Apple juice? Are you eating a lunchable too?
2014-04-17 07:11:51 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net

img.fark.net

And on this, all could agree.
The end.
2014-04-17 06:44:39 PM
2 votes:

Bonzo_1116: /Not even going to get into having Hillary as a mother-in-law.   Lawdy.


I was so shocked at this I read it out loud. Now the dog is hiding under my bed and whimpering and it won't come out. Thanks a lot.
2014-04-17 06:40:04 PM
2 votes:

SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)


My god... I work with that guy!!
2014-04-17 06:28:44 PM
2 votes:
The Antichrist?
2014-04-17 06:28:24 PM
2 votes:
*golf clap* take a bow  Subby
2014-04-17 06:25:55 PM
2 votes:
Slick, subby. Very slick.
2014-04-18 01:05:13 PM
1 votes:
I always knew Chelsea was a little slut. Typical liberal. If she would at least make sure her partners wear a condom, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
2014-04-18 10:42:04 AM
1 votes:
She was supposed to mate with the youngest Bush male and spawn a political Kwisatz Haderach.

There goes the breeding program...
2014-04-18 08:30:50 AM
1 votes:
Ah, Bullshiat!

Watch for Hillary to gain a few pounds and for the baby to come out disabled - which is much more common for older women who have children. This is just Hillary having the love child from one of her illicit affairs - probably Vince Foster (whose death was faked to avoid revealing what he knew about Whitewater) - and Chelsea's just playing the good daughter by saying it's hers. In the meantime, Hillary gets her prop for the election (to put her over the top against Warren), her daughter gets an attention bump for when she runs for Congress, and the media gets its circus. Even Fox and other conservative media will cash in on this, probably with some bullshiat conspiracy theories.

/There's so much obviously wrong with that but it was fun to write.
2014-04-18 02:24:14 AM
1 votes:

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


Nah. You're confusing Hillary Clinton with Sarah Palin.
2014-04-17 10:37:20 PM
1 votes:

cretinbob: The Bush daughters are just whores


You leave Barbara alone!.jpg
2014-04-17 09:33:53 PM
1 votes:
I am gonna feel real sorry for the kid if it comes out male but with his mother's chin.

Then again it didn't stop Ben Quayle or Mitch McConnell.
2014-04-17 09:33:35 PM
1 votes:
I can't imagine what it must be like to have been dating the daughter of Bill Clinton. That would be like dating Kelly Bundy, but with the addition of Secret Service agents.


(I had the perfect pic to attach here, but Fark is being a sh*tcock about animated .GIFs. Drew, fix this pretty plz already!)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BJ9issMueF8/UAUqtd9MikI/AAAAAAAAGXE/7k1tNn IU Jo4/s400/al-bundy-kelly-boyfriend-slam-into-door-animated-gif.gif
2014-04-17 08:56:23 PM
1 votes:
www.gifsforum.com
2014-04-17 08:48:14 PM
1 votes:

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


i.imgur.com

When did Hillary ever exploit her daughter for political gain?
2014-04-17 08:29:02 PM
1 votes:
Heyyyyyyy! That's awesome. Congrats to the parents to be on their journey to Neptune.

And that is what it is. Either you have kids and go to Neptune, or you don't. Can't describe what the journey is like to someone who hasn't gone.
2014-04-17 08:23:56 PM
1 votes:

OnlyM3: OMG someone slept with that woman?


www.youbioit.com

I'd hit it
2014-04-17 07:47:02 PM
1 votes:

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


I wonder if the opposition will exploit their obsession with all things Clinton for their upcoming campaign.

Clinton!  BOO!!
2014-04-17 07:42:35 PM
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: /kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.



i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

I believe you.
2014-04-17 07:40:14 PM
1 votes:
It's probably Bill's.
2014-04-17 07:31:02 PM
1 votes:

FizixJunkee: Cletus C.:

You do realize she's 34? She could be a grandmother by now.

I worked with a girl who had a kid at age 15.  Her mom had had her when she was 16 or 17.  The result: she became a grandmother when she was 33 years old.


Was this girl a mathematician by any chance?
2014-04-17 07:26:49 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: I wonder how many she'll whelp....

Because she's a dog, geddit?  Am I right or what, Rush?

HA HA...libtards won't get it, because they have no sense of humor.


Now THAT'S some trenchant satire!! Joseph Heller, sit DOWN! Comparing a woman whose parents you don't like to a DOG?! AAAAOW! I can't breathe!

/you gave him far too much credit
//pretty sure he'd have said "biatch"
2014-04-17 07:24:33 PM
1 votes:
Whenever I hear, or see a pregnant person, well, obviously that would be a woman, I often fantasize about the night she got preggo. Was it tender? Or was it just hard farking lust? Was she begging for it? Was she submissive? Was their swearing involved? I dunno? Maybe it's just me that thinks these thoughts.
2014-04-17 07:18:06 PM
1 votes:

StopLurkListen: I think holiday dinners with guests like Bill and Hillary Clinton would be AMAZING.

Seriously! Who couldn't have fun at a loose-cannon in-law gathering *with alcohol* like that?

I think there would be way too many snorting-wine-out-your-nose inappropriate, over-sharing, or 'but you didn't hear that from me' moments...


24.media.tumblr.com

"Jim, let me tell you something - there's gonna be a lot of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about."
2014-04-17 07:16:10 PM
1 votes:
I think holiday dinners with guests like Bill and Hillary Clinton would be AMAZING.

Seriously! Who couldn't have fun at a loose-cannon in-law gathering *with alcohol* like that?

I think there would be way too many snorting-wine-out-your-nose inappropriate, over-sharing, or 'but you didn't hear that from me' moments...
2014-04-17 07:13:45 PM
1 votes:
WTF?!? Marrying a male (not a female), having children ( NO to abortion ), what type of disobedient Liberal Female  Democrat does these type of things , and all in the 21st century ???
2014-04-17 07:10:54 PM
1 votes:
So, is Bill the father?
2014-04-17 06:53:42 PM
1 votes:

flondrix: Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.


Is. *Is* still cute.

//definition of 'is', etc
2014-04-17 06:53:22 PM
1 votes:

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


A feminist's sense of humor.
2014-04-17 06:52:26 PM
1 votes:

Geotpf: iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy

One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.


Might have been thinking about Hillary.
2014-04-17 06:51:12 PM
1 votes:
Odd. I submitted a CNN link and it went live with a USA Today link. Is that Fark-USA Today content partnership still a thing?

Also, an alternate version: "Clinton admits to having sexual relations with someone other than Hillary"

/stubmitter
2014-04-17 06:47:18 PM
1 votes:
Who gets pick of the litter?
2014-04-17 06:43:29 PM
1 votes:
Chelsea is pregnant? I guess it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
2014-04-17 06:41:17 PM
1 votes:

skinink: The Antichrist?


WND should be first with that story.
2014-04-17 06:38:54 PM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.


Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?
2014-04-17 06:31:50 PM
1 votes:
Her pregnancy test was taken over the grave of Chris Farley.
2014-04-17 06:29:47 PM
1 votes:
I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.
2014-04-17 06:29:33 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story
 
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