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(USA Today)   Clinton makes major announcement about her plans for the fall   (usatoday.com) divider line 45
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2014-04-17 06:38:54 PM
14 votes:

Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.


Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?
2014-04-17 06:25:55 PM
7 votes:
Slick, subby. Very slick.
2014-04-17 06:29:42 PM
6 votes:
Someone did have sexual relations with that woman
2014-04-17 08:23:56 PM
5 votes:

OnlyM3: OMG someone slept with that woman?


www.youbioit.com

I'd hit it
2014-04-17 06:26:47 PM
5 votes:

Langston: Slick, subby. Very slick.


Slick like a Willy
2014-04-17 06:38:27 PM
4 votes:

Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.


Nope.  Any guy that marries a president's daughter has nuts the size of Montana.  It's the ultimate in terrifying father-in-laws.

/Not even going to get into having Hillary as a mother-in-law.   Lawdy.
2014-04-18 06:07:33 AM
3 votes:
I absolutely refuse to hate on Chelsea until she decides to enter politics.

She's grown into a fine-looking woman and I hope she has a happy and healthy kid.
2014-04-17 07:34:17 PM
3 votes:
Wishing them a healthy child.
2014-04-17 07:12:41 PM
3 votes:
I'm so sick of these people being treated as royals.
2014-04-17 07:05:05 PM
3 votes:

Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.


Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.
2014-04-17 06:27:51 PM
3 votes:
This thread delivers.  And so will Chelsea....
2014-04-18 02:24:14 AM
2 votes:

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


Nah. You're confusing Hillary Clinton with Sarah Palin.
2014-04-18 01:57:43 AM
2 votes:

raptusregaliter: Hill was never a looker even on her best day, no way around that.


Really? Think again.

dc616.4shared.com

You must have missed this upthread.
2014-04-18 12:03:13 AM
2 votes:

cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

[i.dlisted.com image 445x383]

2010


That's a really crappy picture. This one is a bit better.

blog.schubachstore.com
2014-04-17 09:52:59 PM
2 votes:
Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?
2014-04-17 08:48:14 PM
2 votes:

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


i.imgur.com

When did Hillary ever exploit her daughter for political gain?
2014-04-17 07:47:02 PM
2 votes:

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


I wonder if the opposition will exploit their obsession with all things Clinton for their upcoming campaign.

Clinton!  BOO!!
2014-04-17 07:42:35 PM
2 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: /kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.



i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

I believe you.
2014-04-17 07:16:10 PM
2 votes:
I think holiday dinners with guests like Bill and Hillary Clinton would be AMAZING.

Seriously! Who couldn't have fun at a loose-cannon in-law gathering *with alcohol* like that?

I think there would be way too many snorting-wine-out-your-nose inappropriate, over-sharing, or 'but you didn't hear that from me' moments...
2014-04-17 07:00:33 PM
2 votes:
When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

img.fark.net

/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.
2014-04-17 06:48:20 PM
2 votes:
Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.
2014-04-17 06:37:29 PM
2 votes:
Rich capitalists procreate. (Yawn)
2014-04-17 06:28:24 PM
2 votes:
*golf clap* take a bow  Subby
2014-04-18 08:49:56 AM
1 votes:

Duke_leto_Atredes: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Because some people such as the Clinton's are ok with murdering babies.

It is a child not a choice.


I'm pregnant...Try a little harder
2014-04-18 08:30:50 AM
1 votes:
Ah, Bullshiat!

Watch for Hillary to gain a few pounds and for the baby to come out disabled - which is much more common for older women who have children. This is just Hillary having the love child from one of her illicit affairs - probably Vince Foster (whose death was faked to avoid revealing what he knew about Whitewater) - and Chelsea's just playing the good daughter by saying it's hers. In the meantime, Hillary gets her prop for the election (to put her over the top against Warren), her daughter gets an attention bump for when she runs for Congress, and the media gets its circus. Even Fox and other conservative media will cash in on this, probably with some bullshiat conspiracy theories.

/There's so much obviously wrong with that but it was fun to write.
2014-04-18 05:23:30 AM
1 votes:
Best wishes to her.
2014-04-18 04:37:08 AM
1 votes:

Mr Tuesday: .....the first thing that popped into my brain was a vore-esque picture of limbaugh....i feel...i feel sick


Fortunately for me when I think of Limbaugh getting caught with a bottle of Viagra coming back from banging underage hustlers in Jamaica, my brain does a nope.jpg and refuses to imagine farther.
2014-04-18 02:35:43 AM
1 votes:

Duke_leto_Atredes: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Because some people such as the Clinton's are ok with murdering babies.

It is a child not a choice.


A clump of cells is not a child.
2014-04-18 01:14:56 AM
1 votes:

twiztedjustin: Another democrat. Great.


What, you'd rather have more Duggars?
2014-04-17 10:09:54 PM
1 votes:

fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?


Their every waking moment is processed through a diseased mind full of hate and fear. I'm surprised they can eat any food until they have vetted everyone in the supply chain from the farmer to the grocer for traces of "Progressive attitudes".

One such example of right wing hate towards a food company that has been deemed "liberal":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9sRYhMExzM
2014-04-17 09:54:30 PM
1 votes:

soupafi: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

I think she looks good.
/29


Agreed.  She's nice looking, and I think what the most part of that is is that she seems genuinely happy and can give a sincere smile.  Age will treat you well w/ that.  And she's outgrown her klutzy youth.
2014-04-17 09:24:55 PM
1 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: 24.media.tumblr.com

"Jim, let me tell you something - there's gonna be a lot of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about."


What a loss.

RIP Phil Hartman

/end thread jack
2014-04-17 08:56:23 PM
1 votes:
www.gifsforum.com
2014-04-17 08:29:02 PM
1 votes:
Heyyyyyyy! That's awesome. Congrats to the parents to be on their journey to Neptune.

And that is what it is. Either you have kids and go to Neptune, or you don't. Can't describe what the journey is like to someone who hasn't gone.
2014-04-17 07:14:22 PM
1 votes:

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.

Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.


So a bunch insecure men band together to flap their gums and lie to each other about their insecurities being normal and you believed them.

How about you try hanging out with some normal guys and stop getting your opinions from the fringes on the internet?

Also, don't believe everything you read on the internet.
2014-04-17 07:06:42 PM
1 votes:
I love how the article says that her being pregnant is like the child being a royal baby for democrats. 

Ummm, what?
2014-04-17 07:05:59 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


I think she looks good.
/29
2014-04-17 06:57:32 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


Isn't that what white women look like at that age
2014-04-17 06:53:22 PM
1 votes:

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


A feminist's sense of humor.
2014-04-17 06:52:10 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-04-17 06:40:18 PM
1 votes:
Hopefully this means that Chealsea's recent hints of running for public office can be put on hold.  We don't need any more political dynasty families.  I'm still pissed that there are new Bushes finding their way out of the woodwork.
2014-04-17 06:34:17 PM
1 votes:
I wonder how many she'll whelp....

Because she's a dog, geddit?  Am I right or what, Rush?

HA HA...libtards won't get it, because they have no sense of humor.
2014-04-17 06:33:35 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.


i.dlisted.com

2010
2014-04-17 06:32:03 PM
1 votes:

Truther: Well at least we know she puts out now...


iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.


Well, it's not like she couldn't afford IVF, but HIPPA be damned, that story WOULD get leaked.

Which leaves turkey baster in the privacy of one's own home.
2014-04-17 06:29:33 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story
 
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