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(USA Today)   Clinton makes major announcement about her plans for the fall   (usatoday.com) divider line 227
    More: News, Chelsea Clinton, Sidwell Friends School, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton  
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2014-04-18 02:49:41 AM  
 
2014-04-18 03:29:20 AM  

FizixJunkee: Cletus C.:

You do realize she's 34? She could be a grandmother by now.

I worked with a girl who had a kid at age 15.  Her mom had had her when she was 16 or 17.  The result: she became a grandmother when she was 33 years old.


My ex had her first at 16. Her daughter had her first within a week of my ex's 9th.

Her granddaughter and her daughter are less than a week apart in age.
 
2014-04-18 03:30:23 AM  

Lorelle: BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?

Nah. You're confusing Hillary Clinton with Sarah Palin.


That's retarded.
 
2014-04-18 04:07:55 AM  

Mega Steve: flondrix: Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.

Same. I think she's cute, in an awkward way. But, she's certainly no sexy beast like Limburger

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Get in mah belleh!!!


.....the first thing that popped into my brain was a vore-esque picture of limbaugh....i feel...i feel sick
 
2014-04-18 04:37:08 AM  

Mr Tuesday: .....the first thing that popped into my brain was a vore-esque picture of limbaugh....i feel...i feel sick


Fortunately for me when I think of Limbaugh getting caught with a bottle of Viagra coming back from banging underage hustlers in Jamaica, my brain does a nope.jpg and refuses to imagine farther.
 
2014-04-18 05:15:07 AM  
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2014-04-18 05:23:30 AM  
Best wishes to her.
 
2014-04-18 06:07:33 AM  
I absolutely refuse to hate on Chelsea until she decides to enter politics.

She's grown into a fine-looking woman and I hope she has a happy and healthy kid.
 
2014-04-18 08:30:50 AM  
Ah, Bullshiat!

Watch for Hillary to gain a few pounds and for the baby to come out disabled - which is much more common for older women who have children. This is just Hillary having the love child from one of her illicit affairs - probably Vince Foster (whose death was faked to avoid revealing what he knew about Whitewater) - and Chelsea's just playing the good daughter by saying it's hers. In the meantime, Hillary gets her prop for the election (to put her over the top against Warren), her daughter gets an attention bump for when she runs for Congress, and the media gets its circus. Even Fox and other conservative media will cash in on this, probably with some bullshiat conspiracy theories.

/There's so much obviously wrong with that but it was fun to write.
 
2014-04-18 08:49:56 AM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Because some people such as the Clinton's are ok with murdering babies.

It is a child not a choice.


I'm pregnant...Try a little harder
 
2014-04-18 08:50:29 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


You misspelled "rule".
 
2014-04-18 08:50:49 AM  

DesertCoyote: Duke_leto_Atredes: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Because some people such as the Clinton's are ok with murdering babies.

It is a child not a choice.

I'm pregnant...Try a little harder


0 / 10
 
2014-04-18 09:01:08 AM  

BMFPitt: She's planning for her fantasy football draft already?


Isn't everybody?

/Hint: No NY Jets.
 
2014-04-18 09:22:59 AM  

Elegy: Dingleberry Dickwad: /kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.


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I believe you.


www.tofugu.com

/Horribly awkward teenager, turned out just fine, seems to be doing well for herself
 
2014-04-18 09:24:24 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

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/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.


I believe you.  Cartoonist Peter Bagge said the same thing about Hillary.
 
2014-04-18 10:39:27 AM  

Mr_Fabulous: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

You misspelled "rule".


You don't want to go there with the Clintons.  There isn't enough eyebleach and whiskey in the world
 
2014-04-18 10:42:04 AM  
She was supposed to mate with the youngest Bush male and spawn a political Kwisatz Haderach.

There goes the breeding program...
 
2014-04-18 10:50:37 AM  

MilesTeg: She was supposed to mate with the youngest Bush male and spawn a political Kwisatz Haderach.

There goes the breeding program...


Teh freeper has awakened.
 
2014-04-18 11:07:02 AM  

Mr Tuesday: Mega Steve: flondrix: Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.

Same. I think she's cute, in an awkward way. But, she's certainly no sexy beast like Limburger

[img.fark.net image 750x500]

Get in mah belleh!!!

.....the first thing that popped into my brain was a vore-esque picture of limbaugh....i feel...i feel sick


e-sheep.sansara.net.ua

"Rush Limbaugh Eats Everything"
 
2014-04-18 11:56:36 AM  

jst3p: Lorelle: BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?

Nah. You're confusing Hillary Clinton with Sarah Palin.

That's retarded.


Maybe hes kin.
 
2014-04-18 12:28:28 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Because some people such as the Clinton's are ok with murdering babies.

It is a child not a choice.


Go screw yourself.
 
2014-04-18 12:39:53 PM  

uber humper: TV's Vinnie: I can't imagine what it must be like to have been dating the daughter of Bill Clinton. That would be like dating Kelly Bundy, but with the addition of Secret Service agents.


(I had the perfect pic to attach here, but Fark is being a sh*tcock about animated .GIFs. Drew, fix this pretty plz already!)

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You are the first person in the history of the universe to saw that

Absolutely.  Chelsea is more along the lines of the offspring of these two.
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2014-04-18 12:46:11 PM  

Baz744: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with. FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

The female ego.


You think you're making a new point. You're only proving theirs.
 
2014-04-18 01:05:13 PM  
I always knew Chelsea was a little slut. Typical liberal. If she would at least make sure her partners wear a condom, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
 
2014-04-18 01:16:05 PM  

Jingle Strangle: I always knew Chelsea was a little slut. Typical liberal. If she would at least make sure her partners wear a condom, maybe this wouldn't have happened.


Well if the right didn't restrict her access to birth control this wouldn't have happened.

//or something like that.
 
2014-04-18 02:57:54 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

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/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.


The smoke in that picture is the hair and flesh burning off the backs of those poor guys closest in the picture.
Damn what kind of flash was this?
 
2014-04-18 04:29:07 PM  

rewind2846: Dingleberry Dickwad: When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

[img.fark.net image 594x414]

/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.

The smoke in that picture is the hair and flesh burning off the backs of those poor guys closest in the picture.
Damn what kind of flash was this?


It was one of those disposable cameras where you have to charge the flash for a bit before taking pictures. It was also night time and they may have been wearing their PT uniform, can't remember for sure.
 
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