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(USA Today)   Clinton makes major announcement about her plans for the fall   (usatoday.com) divider line 227
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2014-04-17 08:59:26 PM  

Animatronik: 'It's all the better that the child will enter a world with strong female leaders."

She should just crochet the tyke a bib that has "vote Hillary" on it.



Knit the kid a pantsuit
 
2014-04-17 09:05:23 PM  

netcentric: Knit the kid a pantsuit


knit a condom
 
2014-04-17 09:24:55 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: 24.media.tumblr.com

"Jim, let me tell you something - there's gonna be a lot of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about."


What a loss.

RIP Phil Hartman

/end thread jack
 
2014-04-17 09:27:27 PM  

BenJammin: Wishing them a healthy child.


Who let this guy in? Dude, check the URL; you're on Fark, okay? ;)
 
2014-04-17 09:33:35 PM  
I can't imagine what it must be like to have been dating the daughter of Bill Clinton. That would be like dating Kelly Bundy, but with the addition of Secret Service agents.


(I had the perfect pic to attach here, but Fark is being a sh*tcock about animated .GIFs. Drew, fix this pretty plz already!)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BJ9issMueF8/UAUqtd9MikI/AAAAAAAAGXE/7k1tNn IU Jo4/s400/al-bundy-kelly-boyfriend-slam-into-door-animated-gif.gif
 
2014-04-17 09:33:53 PM  
I am gonna feel real sorry for the kid if it comes out male but with his mother's chin.

Then again it didn't stop Ben Quayle or Mitch McConnell.
 
2014-04-17 09:41:47 PM  

TV's Vinnie: I can't imagine what it must be like to have been dating the daughter of Bill Clinton. That would be like dating Kelly Bundy, but with the addition of Secret Service agents.


(I had the perfect pic to attach here, but Fark is being a sh*tcock about animated .GIFs. Drew, fix this pretty plz already!)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BJ9issMueF8/UAUqtd9MikI/AAAAAAAAGXE/7k1tNn IU Jo4/s400/al-bundy-kelly-boyfriend-slam-into-door-animated-gif.gif


www.iceis.pl
i.chzbgr.com

You are the first person in the history of the universe to saw that
 
2014-04-17 09:42:12 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


That's cute, that you want people to think you know what a 34-year-old woman looks like.
 
2014-04-17 09:47:45 PM  

Somacandra: BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?

[i.imgur.com image 380x503]

When did Hillary ever exploit her daughter for political gain?


By the time Hilary was 34, Chelsea was spawned, she was running a Governors office, and had blackmailed dozens. She'd be having her own baby to blame on Chelsea, but she already pulled the stroke card. Chelsea didn't have a choice, other than pro.

Actually think Chelsea is the most normal political kid there is and turned out to be an attractive woman, but can't imagine what discussions with mom-in-law would be like. Conversations are probably rare; a list of expectations drawn up before the wedding take care of that. A look that can kill isn't necessary when you can make a phone call to connections that can kill. Bill makes these humanitarian trips half way around the world for pure self preservation reasons.
 
2014-04-17 09:52:59 PM  
Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?
 
2014-04-17 09:54:30 PM  

soupafi: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

I think she looks good.
/29


Agreed.  She's nice looking, and I think what the most part of that is is that she seems genuinely happy and can give a sincere smile.  Age will treat you well w/ that.  And she's outgrown her klutzy youth.
 
2014-04-17 10:01:10 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: skinink: The Antichrist?

WND should be first with that story.


Well there was a Blood Moon...
 
2014-04-17 10:09:54 PM  

fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?


Their every waking moment is processed through a diseased mind full of hate and fear. I'm surprised they can eat any food until they have vetted everyone in the supply chain from the farmer to the grocer for traces of "Progressive attitudes".

One such example of right wing hate towards a food company that has been deemed "liberal":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9sRYhMExzM
 
2014-04-17 10:23:20 PM  

TV's Vinnie: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Their every waking moment is processed through a diseased mind full of hate and fear. I'm surprised they can eat any food until they have vetted everyone in the supply chain from the farmer to the grocer for traces of "Progressive attitudes".

One such example of right wing hate towards a food company that has been deemed "liberal":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9sRYhMExzM


THIS. I was reading Facebook comments from a local news site's page, and commenters were saying "OH NO, another liberal being born." Who knows what this kid's politics will end up being. Look at the offspring of Ted Turner or Warren Buffet, for example.
 
2014-04-17 10:31:01 PM  

TV's Vinnie: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Their every waking moment is processed through a diseased mind full of hate and fear. I'm surprised they can eat any food until they have vetted everyone in the supply chain from the farmer to the grocer for traces of "Progressive attitudes".

One such example of right wing hate towards a food company that has been deemed "liberal":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9sRYhMExzM


Kinda like Chick Fil a?

There are crazies in every group.  Go to a protest if you need proof
 
2014-04-17 10:32:32 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


A woman?

/I keed
 
2014-04-17 10:36:02 PM  
hasty ambush:

Well in that case as a leftistss she would exploit it by having an abortion in show of solidarity with ecologists on overpopulation issue, with feminist because a child would interfere with her career and to show the benefits of Obamacare.


Just hope it not a boy as the poor kid will probably be subjected to some sort of feminist gender neutral parenting, and by neutral I mean pushed toward more feminine activities.


You really do try too hard.
 
2014-04-17 10:37:20 PM  

cretinbob: The Bush daughters are just whores


You leave Barbara alone!.jpg
 
2014-04-17 11:04:51 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.

Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.


I absolutely refuse to wear pink, wear scarves, use umbrellas, though I'll totally buy maxi pads, I buy girly alcohol I hate for my fiance all the time, I don't need to buy a bottle of Dewar's to balance it out so the cashier doesn't judge me, who gives a crap what he thinks.  And many men are judgmental about the masculinity of other men, by their standards of course, just the same way many women are judgmental about each other's weight and clothes, by their standards of course.

My own mother purposely dates meek men with disposable income so that she can take advantage of them and rip their hearts out, because she likes to "do things like go out" but she's a receptionist and only gets one child support check a month now instead of the former three, so she'll put up with a corny guy for awhile while banging masculine guys behind his back.  Pray tell, is she a "strong woman" because she asserts herself to get what she wants, or is she a "bad person" because she's manipulative?

Anyway feminists can cry me a freaking river.

/and this is coming from the type of guy who would take my wife's last name if she refused to take mine, but I'm getting married in September and don't have that problem
//she's from the Caribbean so the whole idea of taking my last name was like "well of course duh," it's a little more traditional down there
///what kind of insecure bastard posts on an MRA forum?
 
2014-04-17 11:07:19 PM  

Bonzo_1116: I see she found a nice jewish boy.


Them and the Blacks are the only Democrats left.
 
2014-04-17 11:09:06 PM  

hasty ambush: Well in that case as a leftistss she would exploit it by having an abortion in show of solidarity with ecologists on overpopulation issue, with feminist because a child would interfere with her career and to show the benefits of Obamacare.


Did you ever notice that the things that Freepers think Democrats do never, ever actually happen?

Yet Palin-Americans have become impossible to parody.
 
2014-04-17 11:11:51 PM  
Okay, anybody want to open up bets on which conservatard talk show host makes the first inappropriate comment?  My money's on Mr. Pillpoppins himself.
 
2014-04-17 11:13:49 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: That guy on the bike: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story

You damned right I would.  Right up the ass


You or her....probably both.
 
2014-04-17 11:31:09 PM  
For Democrats, this might be the equivalent of a royal baby on the way

Um... what?  No, not even a little.  Clinton's not even that big a name in party politics, dude.

I mean, congrats to her on the kid (since this was apparently intentional), but no.  No one cares beyond the general moment of empathetic cheer we'd experience from basically anyone whose name we know announcing that they're having a kid.

// Excellent double-fake on the headline, though, subby.
// I will not even do the "but hey, congrats" thing if she has a second kid, you only get salutation if you're reproducing at below replacement level.  Two kids gets a :-| and a shrug, three gets a :-(
 
2014-04-17 11:38:45 PM  

chapman: Hopefully this means that Chealsea's recent hints of running for public office can be put on hold.  We don't need any more political dynasty families.  I'm still pissed that there are new Bushes finding their way out of the woodwork.


Could be wrong, but it appears that people are trying to pull a Bush out of the woodwork... pretty good bet that he knows what kind of shiatstorm he will be facing...  MSM will have orgasms....
 
2014-04-17 11:45:22 PM  

Courtney Love's Genital Warts: Dingleberry Dickwad: I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

That's because you were in Bosnis, for God's sake.

as for the rest of this thread, omgwhothehellcares.jpg


Believe it or not a lot of the local women were quite pretty. There were a number of locals that were hired to work on different bases at barber shops, clothes cleaners, cooks and so forth. The problem was many of them also had really horrible teeth from lack of dental care. I'm not talking snaggle teeth, I mean rotten teeth. I never did find out if it was because many of them were poor and couldn't afford dental work, or if it was because there weren't a whole lot of dentists around in the after math of the shiat going on there.
 
2014-04-17 11:54:48 PM  

DesertCoyote: Look at the offspring of Ted Turner or Warren Buffet, for example.


As long as I don't have to look at the offspring of Ted Turner and Warren Buffet.
 
2014-04-17 11:57:24 PM  
Man, that's gonna be one ugly kid.  Rich, but damn.
 
2014-04-18 12:03:13 AM  

cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

[i.dlisted.com image 445x383]

2010


That's a really crappy picture. This one is a bit better.

blog.schubachstore.com
 
2014-04-18 12:04:54 AM  

hasty ambush: Bonzo_1116: BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?

She can ask the Palins for pointers.

Well in that case as a leftistss she would exploit it by having an abortion in show of solidarity with ecologists on overpopulation issue, with feminist because a child would interfere with her career and to show the benefits of Obamacare.


Just hope it not a boy as the poor kid will probably be subjected to some sort of feminist gender neutral parenting, and by neutral I mean pushed toward more feminine activities.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-18 12:05:21 AM  
mazel tov
 
2014-04-18 12:13:29 AM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with. FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


The female ego.
 
2014-04-18 12:15:47 AM  
The embryo is already a front runner in its local senate race.
 
2014-04-18 12:26:16 AM  
she's not Amy Carter-cute
 
2014-04-18 12:32:14 AM  
Is it weird that this just makes me want to fark her even more?
 
2014-04-18 12:36:28 AM  

Jim_Callahan: For Democrats, this might be the equivalent of a royal baby on the way

Um... what?  No, not even a little.   Clinton's not even that big a name in party politics, dude.

I mean, congrats to her on the kid (since this was apparently intentional), but no.  No one cares beyond the general moment of empathetic cheer we'd experience from basically anyone whose name we know announcing that they're having a kid.

// Excellent double-fake on the headline, though, subby.
// I will not even do the "but hey, congrats" thing if she has a second kid, you only get salutation if you're reproducing at below replacement level.  Two kids gets a :-| and a shrug, three gets a :-(


I agree with your general point, but is the above sentence referring to all of the Clintons or just Chelsea?  While she isn't a big name in party politics, her parents sure are.
 
2014-04-18 12:57:39 AM  
Another democrat. Great.
 
2014-04-18 01:14:56 AM  

twiztedjustin: Another democrat. Great.


What, you'd rather have more Duggars?
 
2014-04-18 01:19:59 AM  
Clinton in 2052!
 
2014-04-18 01:26:02 AM  

ravenlore: Truther: Well at least we know she puts out now...

iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

Well, it's not like she couldn't afford IVF, but HIPPA be damned, that story WOULD get leaked.

Which leaves turkey baster in the privacy of one's own home.


Well to tell tales a Jew did this.
 
2014-04-18 01:31:12 AM  

fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?


Because some people such as the Clinton's are ok with murdering babies.

It is a child not a choice.
 
2014-04-18 01:37:19 AM  

AnonAmbientLight: I love how the article says that her being pregnant is like the child being a royal baby for democrats. 

Ummm, what?


Opened tab, paused annoying auto-play video, read that dumb sentence, closed tab.
 
2014-04-18 01:39:34 AM  
You know, Chelsea got the sh*t end of the stick in terms of looks. Bill - well, guys can be ugly as hell as long as they're charming, and multiply that factor if the guy's powerful. Hill was never a looker even on her best day, no way around that. This poor girl had no chance, mild plastic surgery or no.

//no looker myself, just to be fair
/hope the kid REALLY looks like dad
 
2014-04-18 01:57:43 AM  

raptusregaliter: Hill was never a looker even on her best day, no way around that.


Really? Think again.

dc616.4shared.com

You must have missed this upthread.
 
2014-04-18 02:18:43 AM  
Politics aside, I'm happy for them and hope everything goes well. 

Cheers!
 
2014-04-18 02:24:14 AM  

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


Nah. You're confusing Hillary Clinton with Sarah Palin.
 
2014-04-18 02:33:44 AM  
Fella could have saved the hassle and Clintoned in the boobies.
 
2014-04-18 02:35:43 AM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Because some people such as the Clinton's are ok with murdering babies.

It is a child not a choice.


A clump of cells is not a child.
 
2014-04-18 02:38:13 AM  
Oh lord, it's on the Main page..
 
2014-04-18 02:40:07 AM  
Odd. It's been all 1990ish lately. 5 dollars says the next exercise craze will involve popping and locking.
 
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