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(USA Today)   Clinton makes major announcement about her plans for the fall   (usatoday.com) divider line 227
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2014-04-17 07:20:20 PM

Cletus C.: I had to look up MRA. Urban Dictionary knows all. The second definition comes with this example.

MRA 1: Wanna hear a joke?
MRA 2: Yeah.
MRA 1: Women's rights!
MRA 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA


Sounds about right. Simply put, they're a group of idiots who think that men are being oppressed, because the daddy on a TV show is an idiot.
 
2014-04-17 07:20:48 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.


Well, you were deployed, after all.
 
2014-04-17 07:20:52 PM

grumpfuff: Callous: How about you try hanging out with some normal guys and stop getting your opinions from the fringes on the internet?

You mean like the guys who take the feminist fringes on the internet and say "This is what all feminists believe!"


You have a reading comprehension problem don't you?  I addressed one individual through the whole thread.
 
2014-04-17 07:23:17 PM
Don't know how many would be fooled...

What am I saying, this is the internet.

Well played, subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2014-04-17 07:23:45 PM
Nope. Wasn't fulled at all. I actually read other news sites and read that Mrs. Ed was knocked up hours ago.

/subby caught a lot of suckers.
 
2014-04-17 07:23:45 PM

Callous: grumpfuff: Callous: How about you try hanging out with some normal guys and stop getting your opinions from the fringes on the internet?

You mean like the guys who take the feminist fringes on the internet and say "This is what all feminists believe!"

You have a reading comprehension problem don't you?  I addressed one individual through the whole thread.


thebreakthrough.org

/here's a hint, it wasn't aimed directly at you
 
2014-04-17 07:24:32 PM

WTFDYW: Nope. Wasn't fulled at all. I actually read other news sites and read that Mrs. Ed was knocked up hours ago.

/subby caught a lot of suckers.


the misspelling was on purpose.
 
2014-04-17 07:24:33 PM
Whenever I hear, or see a pregnant person, well, obviously that would be a woman, I often fantasize about the night she got preggo. Was it tender? Or was it just hard farking lust? Was she begging for it? Was she submissive? Was their swearing involved? I dunno? Maybe it's just me that thinks these thoughts.
 
2014-04-17 07:26:10 PM

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


The delicate, fragile, and miraculous essence of life itself?

...

Oh well. I was going to post something to the effect of "OMG WHY CHELSEA - WHY! WE COULD HAVE BEEN SO HAPPY!!!" but you got me feeling all philosophical.

I know it's cool to neg on women who have the temerity to have a political opinion you disagree with, but my Fark Independent penis says she's a cutie - and so was her mom back in the day.
 
2014-04-17 07:26:49 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I wonder how many she'll whelp....

Because she's a dog, geddit?  Am I right or what, Rush?

HA HA...libtards won't get it, because they have no sense of humor.


Now THAT'S some trenchant satire!! Joseph Heller, sit DOWN! Comparing a woman whose parents you don't like to a DOG?! AAAAOW! I can't breathe!

/you gave him far too much credit
//pretty sure he'd have said "biatch"
 
2014-04-17 07:27:18 PM

MustardTiger: SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)

Thanks. Now I have to clean apple juice off of my screen.


Apple juice? Are you eating a lunchable too?
 
2014-04-17 07:27:45 PM
Cletus C.:

You do realize she's 34? She could be a grandmother by now.

I worked with a girl who had a kid at age 15.  Her mom had had her when she was 16 or 17.  The result: she became a grandmother when she was 33 years old.
 
2014-04-17 07:28:37 PM

WTFDYW: WTFDYW: Nope. Wasn't fulled at all. I actually read other news sites and read that Mrs. Ed was knocked up hours ago.

/subby caught a lot of suckers.

the misspelling was on purpose.


It wasn't even close. But Mezvinsky would have been wrong anyway. She still goes by Chelsea Clinton
 
2014-04-17 07:30:13 PM
 
2014-04-17 07:31:02 PM

FizixJunkee: Cletus C.:

You do realize she's 34? She could be a grandmother by now.

I worked with a girl who had a kid at age 15.  Her mom had had her when she was 16 or 17.  The result: she became a grandmother when she was 33 years old.


Was this girl a mathematician by any chance?
 
2014-04-17 07:32:34 PM

Callous: grumpfuff: Callous: How about you try hanging out with some normal guys and stop getting your opinions from the fringes on the internet?

You mean like the guys who take the feminist fringes on the internet and say "This is what all feminists believe!"

You have a reading comprehension problem don't you?  I addressed one individual through the whole thread.


Unfortunately for you, I represent all fringe feminists on the Internet this week.  Next week I think it's Shaquille O'Neal's turn.
 
2014-04-17 07:32:51 PM
I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?
 
2014-04-17 07:34:17 PM
Wishing them a healthy child.
 
2014-04-17 07:35:07 PM

FizixJunkee: Cletus C.:

You do realize she's 34? She could be a grandmother by now.

I worked with a girl who had a kid at age 15.  Her mom had had her when she was 16 or 17.  The result: she became a grandmother when she was 33 years old.


One of my aunts was like that. Her inconsiderate granddaughter made her wait until she was 52 to make her a great-grandmother.
 
2014-04-17 07:35:31 PM
So THIS is news. . .ahh!
 
2014-04-17 07:38:08 PM

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


Yeah. The baby will be voting for her in Florida. Oh, wait, that's a Republican trick.
 
2014-04-17 07:40:14 PM
It's probably Bill's.
 
2014-04-17 07:42:35 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: /kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.



i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

I believe you.
 
2014-04-17 07:47:02 PM

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


I wonder if the opposition will exploit their obsession with all things Clinton for their upcoming campaign.

Clinton!  BOO!!
 
2014-04-17 07:50:08 PM
Got me subs...
 
2014-04-17 07:57:34 PM
I think I'll get a new hairstyle.

That'll drive the Repugs batshiat crazy for a couple of weeks.
 
2014-04-17 07:57:54 PM
Birf certificate?
 
2014-04-17 07:58:46 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: MustardTiger: SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)

Thanks. Now I have to clean apple juice off of my screen.

Apple juice? Are you eating a lunchable too?


Ha! No. I enjoy a bit of apple juice every once in a while.
 
2014-04-17 08:00:02 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.


That's because you were in Bosnis, for God's sake.

as for the rest of this thread, omgwhothehellcares.jpg
 
2014-04-17 08:00:24 PM
America: "We don't want family dynasties!"
 
2014-04-17 08:00:46 PM

Courtney Love's Genital Warts: Bosnis


Bosnia, of course, but omgwhothehellcares.jpg
 
2014-04-17 08:11:49 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Who gets pick of the litter?


I think Bill sold it to the Chinese
 
2014-04-17 08:12:32 PM

netgamer7k: America: "We don't want family dynasties!"


America just wants good TV
 
2014-04-17 08:15:12 PM
She was cute, then ugly and then got pretty good looking. Now she looks like, I don't know WTF she looks like now.
 
2014-04-17 08:17:51 PM

netgamer7k: America: "We don't want family dynasties!"


Unless there's ducks or Carringtons involved.
 
2014-04-17 08:21:06 PM
OMG someone slept with that woman?
 
2014-04-17 08:23:45 PM

Lionel Mandrake: BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?

I wonder if the opposition will exploit their obsession with all things Clinton for their upcoming campaign.

Clinton!  BOO!!


www.ocdtypes.com
 
2014-04-17 08:23:56 PM

OnlyM3: OMG someone slept with that woman?


www.youbioit.com

I'd hit it
 
2014-04-17 08:25:10 PM
She's planning for her fantasy football draft already?
 
2014-04-17 08:25:11 PM

OnlyM3: OMG someone slept with that woman?


That's right, she's had more sex than you.
 
2014-04-17 08:29:02 PM
Heyyyyyyy! That's awesome. Congrats to the parents to be on their journey to Neptune.

And that is what it is. Either you have kids and go to Neptune, or you don't. Can't describe what the journey is like to someone who hasn't gone.
 
2014-04-17 08:33:02 PM

Lionel Mandrake: OnlyM3: OMG someone slept with that woman?



I'd hit it


That's what I don't get Hillary was hot in her youth, Bill is a good looking man, Chelsea should be smoking hot instead of just girl next door cute.
 
2014-04-17 08:38:54 PM

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


She can ask the Palins for pointers.
 
2014-04-17 08:40:57 PM
I think people are losing sight of what is really important here.

This mean's Chelsea's bewbs are gonna get even bigger!

This is awesome news.

*cracks champagne*

Oh yeah and congrats, I guess as well.

/Yes, I'm just about that shallow.
 
2014-04-17 08:48:14 PM

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


i.imgur.com

When did Hillary ever exploit her daughter for political gain?
 
2014-04-17 08:51:24 PM

grumpfuff: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

Thank you, Studman69. Are her knees too sharp too?


more like elephant knees.

Not that I can much.  I'm 37 and look every last bit of it in dog years.
 
2014-04-17 08:54:30 PM

Bonzo_1116: BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?

She can ask the Palins for pointers.


Well in that case as a leftistss she would exploit it by having an abortion in show of solidarity with ecologists on overpopulation issue, with feminist because a child would interfere with her career and to show the benefits of Obamacare.


Just hope it not a boy as the poor kid will probably be subjected to some sort of feminist gender neutral parenting, and by neutral I mean pushed toward more feminine activities.
 
2014-04-17 08:54:33 PM
Somebody hit that?
 
2014-04-17 08:56:23 PM
www.gifsforum.com
 
2014-04-17 08:56:55 PM
'It's all the better that the child will enter a world with strong female leaders."

She should just crochet the tyke a bib that has "vote Hillary" on it.
 
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