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2014-04-17 06:25:55 PM  
Slick, subby. Very slick.
 
2014-04-17 06:26:47 PM  

Langston: Slick, subby. Very slick.


Slick like a Willy
 
2014-04-17 06:27:51 PM  
This thread delivers.  And so will Chelsea....
 
2014-04-17 06:28:21 PM  

SubBass49: Langston: Slick, subby. Very slick.

Slick like a Willy


But not big and strong like Hillary's
 
2014-04-17 06:28:24 PM  
*golf clap* take a bow  Subby
 
2014-04-17 06:28:30 PM  
That's a rough 34
 
2014-04-17 06:28:44 PM  
The Antichrist?
 
2014-04-17 06:28:48 PM  
Well at least we know she puts out now...
 
2014-04-17 06:29:33 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story
 
2014-04-17 06:29:42 PM  
Someone did have sexual relations with that woman
 
2014-04-17 06:29:42 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


"I fell on a pole in gym class, her face looks like my nutsack did."

/Apologies to Vasquez
 
2014-04-17 06:29:46 PM  
Good one, subby
 
2014-04-17 06:29:47 PM  
I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.
 
2014-04-17 06:31:50 PM  
Her pregnancy test was taken over the grave of Chris Farley.
 
2014-04-17 06:32:03 PM  

Truther: Well at least we know she puts out now...


iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.


Well, it's not like she couldn't afford IVF, but HIPPA be damned, that story WOULD get leaked.

Which leaves turkey baster in the privacy of one's own home.
 
2014-04-17 06:32:15 PM  

That guy on the bike: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story


You damned right I would.  Right up the ass
 
2014-04-17 06:32:31 PM  
I hoped Chelsea Clinton was a lesbo
 
2014-04-17 06:33:35 PM  

iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.


i.dlisted.com

2010
 
2014-04-17 06:33:36 PM  

shroom: Someone did have sexual relations with that woman


Almost as good as the headline
 
2014-04-17 06:33:45 PM  
Well done.
 
2014-04-17 06:34:17 PM  
I wonder how many she'll whelp....

Because she's a dog, geddit?  Am I right or what, Rush?

HA HA...libtards won't get it, because they have no sense of humor.
 
2014-04-17 06:34:21 PM  

iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.


Why? Your mom crushing on Ms. Clinton or something?
 
2014-04-17 06:34:29 PM  
"... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.
 
2014-04-17 06:35:08 PM  
What their spawn may look like:

i.imgur.com

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)
 
2014-04-17 06:35:26 PM  

That guy on the bike: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story



I can't speak for other people, but I would do anything for the story.
 
2014-04-17 06:35:31 PM  

cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

[i.dlisted.com image 445x383]

2010



I see she found a nice jewish boy.
 
2014-04-17 06:36:59 PM  

Bonzo_1116: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

[i.dlisted.com image 445x383]

2010


I see she found a nice jewish boy.


Yea, he said he liked horses and it was kismet.
 
2014-04-17 06:37:29 PM  
Rich capitalists procreate. (Yawn)
 
2014-04-17 06:37:53 PM  

cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010


Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy
 
2014-04-17 06:38:27 PM  

Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.


Nope.  Any guy that marries a president's daughter has nuts the size of Montana.  It's the ultimate in terrifying father-in-laws.

/Not even going to get into having Hillary as a mother-in-law.   Lawdy.
 
2014-04-17 06:38:40 PM  

SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)


Thanks. Now I have to clean apple juice off of my screen.
 
2014-04-17 06:38:50 PM  
Pic taken moments before conception...

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-17 06:38:54 PM  

Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.


Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?
 
2014-04-17 06:39:21 PM  

Snarfangel: That guy on the bike: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story


I can't speak for other people, but I would do anything for the story.


Anything?  Well ok but this is going to get really weird.  Pam, come into the office.  Bring the ocelot and some grapes
 
2014-04-17 06:39:37 PM  
Annnnd, link taken down.
 
2014-04-17 06:39:55 PM  

Bonzo_1116: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Nope.  Any guy that marries a president's daughter has nuts the size of Montana.  It's the ultimate in terrifying father-in-laws.

/Not even going to get into having Hillary as a mother-in-law.   Lawdy.


A valid point.
 
2014-04-17 06:39:56 PM  

iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy


One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.
 
2014-04-17 06:39:56 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

Why? Your mom crushing on Ms. Clinton or something?


I seem to remember there being some sort of article to that effect in the late 2000's. Maybe I'm thinking of somebody else.
 
2014-04-17 06:40:04 PM  

SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)


My god... I work with that guy!!
 
2014-04-17 06:40:12 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: I wonder how many she'll whelp....

Because she's a dog, geddit?  Am I right or what, Rush?

HA HA...libtards won't get it, because they have no sense of humor.


Is this supposed to be a statement about how liberals actually do have a sense of humor?  If it is, you're really not helping
 
2014-04-17 06:40:18 PM  
Hopefully this means that Chealsea's recent hints of running for public office can be put on hold.  We don't need any more political dynasty families.  I'm still pissed that there are new Bushes finding their way out of the woodwork.
 
2014-04-17 06:40:38 PM  

Nogrhi: SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)

My god... I work with that guy!!


pics or GTFO...lol
 
2014-04-17 06:41:17 PM  

skinink: The Antichrist?


WND should be first with that story.
 
2014-04-17 06:41:19 PM  

Geotpf: iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy

One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.


Chelsea Handler is a lesbian, that could be it.
 
2014-04-17 06:41:28 PM  

flak attack: Lionel Mandrake: I wonder how many she'll whelp....

Because she's a dog, geddit?  Am I right or what, Rush?

HA HA...libtards won't get it, because they have no sense of humor.

Is this supposed to be a statement about how liberals actually do have a sense of humor?  If it is, you're really not helping


No, it's not.  So rest easy, cupcake
 
2014-04-17 06:41:48 PM  

chapman: Hopefully this means that Chealsea's recent hints of running for public office can be put on hold.  We don't need any more political dynasty families.  I'm still pissed that there are new Bushes finding their way out of the woodwork.


The new Bushes are going the way of hairy bush did in the early 2000's
 
2014-04-17 06:42:46 PM  

SubBass49: Nogrhi: SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)

My god... I work with that guy!!

pics or GTFO...lol


A perfectly reasonable Fark request but I will not be going to take his picture.  Ergo, I shall GTFO.  Ciao!

/time to go home anyway
 
2014-04-17 06:42:49 PM  

chapman: Hopefully this means that Chealsea's recent hints of running for public office can be put on hold.  We don't need any more political dynasty families.  I'm still pissed that there are new Bushes finding their way out of the woodwork.



The long money is on the Xanax-popping granddaughter.
 
2014-04-17 06:43:29 PM  
Chelsea is pregnant? I guess it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
 
2014-04-17 06:44:09 PM  

shroom: Someone did have sexual relations with that woman


Not necessarily. Not in this day and age.
 
2014-04-17 06:44:39 PM  

Bonzo_1116: /Not even going to get into having Hillary as a mother-in-law.   Lawdy.


I was so shocked at this I read it out loud. Now the dog is hiding under my bed and whimpering and it won't come out. Thanks a lot.
 
2014-04-17 06:47:18 PM  
Who gets pick of the litter?
 
2014-04-17 06:47:27 PM  

Geotpf: iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy

One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.


You're probably right. That would fit the time frame that I remember reading the article I'm thinking of. Some time in the late 2000's.
 
2014-04-17 06:47:34 PM  
FTFA:  Former president Bill Clinton and his wife have made no secret of their wish to have a grandchild.

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-17 06:48:20 PM  
Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.
 
2014-04-17 06:49:36 PM  

iheartscotch: Geotpf: iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy

One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.

You're probably right. That would fit the time frame that I remember reading the article I'm thinking of. Some time in the late 2000's.


In that case, you're thinking of this Clinton. Definitely a lesbian.

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-17 06:51:06 PM  

flondrix: Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.


You do realize she's 34? She could be a grandmother by now.
 
2014-04-17 06:51:12 PM  
Odd. I submitted a CNN link and it went live with a USA Today link. Is that Fark-USA Today content partnership still a thing?

Also, an alternate version: "Clinton admits to having sexual relations with someone other than Hillary"

/stubmitter
 
2014-04-17 06:51:49 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


Thank you, Studman69. Are her knees too sharp too?
 
2014-04-17 06:52:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-17 06:52:26 PM  

Geotpf: iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy

One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.


Might have been thinking about Hillary.
 
2014-04-17 06:53:22 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


A feminist's sense of humor.
 
2014-04-17 06:53:42 PM  

flondrix: Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.


Is. *Is* still cute.

//definition of 'is', etc
 
2014-04-17 06:54:33 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


Just most of the males who post on Fark. I like strong women myself.

/They spank better. :-)
 
2014-04-17 06:55:01 PM  
Have the Republicans subpoenaed the crotchfruit yet for what it knows about Benghazi?
 
2014-04-17 06:56:17 PM  

Bonzo_1116: Any guy that marries a president's daughter has nuts the size of Montana.


I don't know, having Biden as a FIL might be pretty cool.

Granted, he's not the president, but still.

/"Did you hit that yet? Yes? Good, now lets go take my Trans Am for a spin and get some brews!"
//yes, I know Biden doesn't drink
 
2014-04-17 06:57:32 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


Isn't that what white women look like at that age
 
2014-04-17 06:58:03 PM  

chapman: Hopefully this means that Chealsea's recent hints of running for public office can be put on hold.  We don't need any more political dynasty families.  I'm still pissed that there are new Bushes finding their way out of the woodwork.


THe idea of the Clintons as a dynasty is laughable compared to the Bushes, who have been involved in politics for what..a century?

And the idea of the Bushes as a dynasty is even more laughable, when there are families that have been in politics since before the farking Revolutionary War.
 
2014-04-17 06:58:29 PM  

iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy


The Bush daughters are just whores
 
2014-04-17 06:59:35 PM  
Mmmm. Big naturals. Not like that whore in the other thread.
 
2014-04-17 06:59:52 PM  

iheartscotch: Crotchrocket Slim: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

Why? Your mom crushing on Ms. Clinton or something?

I seem to remember there being some sort of article to that effect in the late 2000's. Maybe I'm thinking of somebody else.


My mistake.
 
2014-04-17 07:00:29 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


There's that part of me that retracts inside my body whenever there's a "strong woman" conversation. That's very fragile.
 
2014-04-17 07:00:33 PM  
When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

img.fark.net

/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.
 
2014-04-17 07:00:58 PM  

flondrix: Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.


Same. I think she's cute, in an awkward way. But, she's certainly no sexy beast like Limburger

img.fark.net

Get in mah belleh!!!
 
2014-04-17 07:03:45 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

[img.fark.net image 594x414]

/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.


Did the soldiers in front of you survive that super nova flash? You're lucky the secret service didn't choke hold you to death for unleashing that thing.
 
2014-04-17 07:05:03 PM  

Cletus C.: Chelsea Handler is a lesbian, that could be it.


media0.giphy.com
 
2014-04-17 07:05:05 PM  

Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.


Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.
 
2014-04-17 07:05:59 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


I think she looks good.
/29
 
2014-04-17 07:06:07 PM  

johncb76006: Geotpf: iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy

One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.

Might have been thinking about Hillary.


I'm pretty sure I remember the right-wing noise machine spent some time trying to convince their base that Chelsea is secretly gay shortly after she made some public appearances in support of LGBT rights.
 
2014-04-17 07:06:42 PM  
I love how the article says that her being pregnant is like the child being a royal baby for democrats. 

Ummm, what?
 
2014-04-17 07:07:23 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.

Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.


Somebody hurt you.
 
2014-04-17 07:07:58 PM  
izquotes.com
 
2014-04-17 07:09:57 PM  
So the baby will be committing federal felonies by the time it's 18 if you go by both of the grandfathers.  I hope they're getting its cell ready in Supermax as we speak.  Too bad Marc Rich died before he was able to roll over on Billy Jeff and his eleventh hour pardon for treason.  What an amazing coincidence that the Clintons were able to sell $100 million worth of their shiatty books. I wonder who bought it.
 
2014-04-17 07:10:28 PM  

Cletus C.: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.

Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.

Somebody hurt you.


You've clearly never read MRA blogs.

You know that retarded feminist "All sex is rape" position? There's an MRA equivalent. Women are only trying to have sex with you because they want to use that to control you.
 
2014-04-17 07:10:43 PM  
So... we have Democratic presidential candidates for 2036 and 2064 lined up now?
 
2014-04-17 07:10:54 PM  
So, is Bill the father?
 
2014-04-17 07:10:57 PM  

Cletus C.: Dingleberry Dickwad: When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

[img.fark.net image 594x414]

/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.

Did the soldiers in front of you survive that super nova flash? You're lucky the secret service didn't choke hold you to death for unleashing that thing.


It was night time, and it was one of those cheap disposable cameras if I remember right. Everyone had those things over there. The secret service couldn't have been too worried, everyone on base had to remove the bolts from their weapons for the duration of the visit except for those on guard duty at the time.
 
2014-04-17 07:11:21 PM  

iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.


Nature finds a way!
 
2014-04-17 07:11:31 PM  

OscarTamerz: So the baby will be committing federal felonies by the time it's 18 if you go by both of the grandfathers.  I hope they're getting its cell ready in Supermax as we speak.  Too bad Marc Rich died before he was able to roll over on Billy Jeff and his eleventh hour pardon for treason.  What an amazing coincidence that the Clintons were able to sell $100 million worth of their shiatty books. I wonder who bought it.


Billy Jeff? From the Family Circus cartoon?
 
2014-04-17 07:11:40 PM  
Am i to guess the headline is to make it sound like Hillary is running for president?
/Long day...
/Databases don't start up by themselves...
 
2014-04-17 07:11:51 PM  
img.fark.net

img.fark.net

And on this, all could agree.
The end.
 
2014-04-17 07:12:41 PM  
I'm so sick of these people being treated as royals.
 
2014-04-17 07:13:45 PM  
WTF?!? Marrying a male (not a female), having children ( NO to abortion ), what type of disobedient Liberal Female  Democrat does these type of things , and all in the 21st century ???
 
2014-04-17 07:14:22 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.

Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.


So a bunch insecure men band together to flap their gums and lie to each other about their insecurities being normal and you believed them.

How about you try hanging out with some normal guys and stop getting your opinions from the fringes on the internet?

Also, don't believe everything you read on the internet.
 
2014-04-17 07:16:10 PM  

grumpfuff: Cletus C.: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.

Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.

Somebody hurt you.

You've clearly never read MRA blogs.

You know that retarded feminist "All sex is rape" position? There's an MRA equivalent. Women are only trying to have sex with you because they want to use that to control you.


I had to look up MRA. Urban Dictionary knows all. The second definition comes with this example.

MRA 1: Wanna hear a joke?
MRA 2: Yeah.
MRA 1: Women's rights!
MRA 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2014-04-17 07:16:10 PM  
I think holiday dinners with guests like Bill and Hillary Clinton would be AMAZING.

Seriously! Who couldn't have fun at a loose-cannon in-law gathering *with alcohol* like that?

I think there would be way too many snorting-wine-out-your-nose inappropriate, over-sharing, or 'but you didn't hear that from me' moments...
 
2014-04-17 07:17:08 PM  

Devil's Playground: I'm so sick of these people being treated as royals.


How DARE you say that about Sir William Clinton, Second Duke of Washington!
 
2014-04-17 07:18:06 PM  

StopLurkListen: I think holiday dinners with guests like Bill and Hillary Clinton would be AMAZING.

Seriously! Who couldn't have fun at a loose-cannon in-law gathering *with alcohol* like that?

I think there would be way too many snorting-wine-out-your-nose inappropriate, over-sharing, or 'but you didn't hear that from me' moments...


24.media.tumblr.com

"Jim, let me tell you something - there's gonna be a lot of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about."
 
2014-04-17 07:19:15 PM  

Devil's Playground: I'm so sick of these people being treated as royals.


"these people?"

SEXIST!  Or Racist?  something bad...I guess...
 
2014-04-17 07:19:17 PM  

Callous: How about you try hanging out with some normal guys and stop getting your opinions from the fringes on the internet?


You mean like the guys who take the feminist fringes on the internet and say "This is what all feminists believe!"
 
2014-04-17 07:20:20 PM  

Cletus C.: I had to look up MRA. Urban Dictionary knows all. The second definition comes with this example.

MRA 1: Wanna hear a joke?
MRA 2: Yeah.
MRA 1: Women's rights!
MRA 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA


Sounds about right. Simply put, they're a group of idiots who think that men are being oppressed, because the daddy on a TV show is an idiot.
 
2014-04-17 07:20:48 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.


Well, you were deployed, after all.
 
2014-04-17 07:20:52 PM  

grumpfuff: Callous: How about you try hanging out with some normal guys and stop getting your opinions from the fringes on the internet?

You mean like the guys who take the feminist fringes on the internet and say "This is what all feminists believe!"


You have a reading comprehension problem don't you?  I addressed one individual through the whole thread.
 
2014-04-17 07:23:17 PM  
Don't know how many would be fooled...

What am I saying, this is the internet.

Well played, subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2014-04-17 07:23:45 PM  
Nope. Wasn't fulled at all. I actually read other news sites and read that Mrs. Ed was knocked up hours ago.

/subby caught a lot of suckers.
 
2014-04-17 07:23:45 PM  

Callous: grumpfuff: Callous: How about you try hanging out with some normal guys and stop getting your opinions from the fringes on the internet?

You mean like the guys who take the feminist fringes on the internet and say "This is what all feminists believe!"

You have a reading comprehension problem don't you?  I addressed one individual through the whole thread.


thebreakthrough.org

/here's a hint, it wasn't aimed directly at you
 
2014-04-17 07:24:32 PM  

WTFDYW: Nope. Wasn't fulled at all. I actually read other news sites and read that Mrs. Ed was knocked up hours ago.

/subby caught a lot of suckers.


the misspelling was on purpose.
 
2014-04-17 07:24:33 PM  
Whenever I hear, or see a pregnant person, well, obviously that would be a woman, I often fantasize about the night she got preggo. Was it tender? Or was it just hard farking lust? Was she begging for it? Was she submissive? Was their swearing involved? I dunno? Maybe it's just me that thinks these thoughts.
 
2014-04-17 07:26:10 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


The delicate, fragile, and miraculous essence of life itself?

...

Oh well. I was going to post something to the effect of "OMG WHY CHELSEA - WHY! WE COULD HAVE BEEN SO HAPPY!!!" but you got me feeling all philosophical.

I know it's cool to neg on women who have the temerity to have a political opinion you disagree with, but my Fark Independent penis says she's a cutie - and so was her mom back in the day.
 
2014-04-17 07:26:49 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: I wonder how many she'll whelp....

Because she's a dog, geddit?  Am I right or what, Rush?

HA HA...libtards won't get it, because they have no sense of humor.


Now THAT'S some trenchant satire!! Joseph Heller, sit DOWN! Comparing a woman whose parents you don't like to a DOG?! AAAAOW! I can't breathe!

/you gave him far too much credit
//pretty sure he'd have said "biatch"
 
2014-04-17 07:27:18 PM  

MustardTiger: SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)

Thanks. Now I have to clean apple juice off of my screen.


Apple juice? Are you eating a lunchable too?
 
2014-04-17 07:27:45 PM  
Cletus C.:

You do realize she's 34? She could be a grandmother by now.

I worked with a girl who had a kid at age 15.  Her mom had had her when she was 16 or 17.  The result: she became a grandmother when she was 33 years old.
 
2014-04-17 07:28:37 PM  

WTFDYW: WTFDYW: Nope. Wasn't fulled at all. I actually read other news sites and read that Mrs. Ed was knocked up hours ago.

/subby caught a lot of suckers.

the misspelling was on purpose.


It wasn't even close. But Mezvinsky would have been wrong anyway. She still goes by Chelsea Clinton
 
2014-04-17 07:30:13 PM  
 
2014-04-17 07:31:02 PM  

FizixJunkee: Cletus C.:

You do realize she's 34? She could be a grandmother by now.

I worked with a girl who had a kid at age 15.  Her mom had had her when she was 16 or 17.  The result: she became a grandmother when she was 33 years old.


Was this girl a mathematician by any chance?
 
2014-04-17 07:32:34 PM  

Callous: grumpfuff: Callous: How about you try hanging out with some normal guys and stop getting your opinions from the fringes on the internet?

You mean like the guys who take the feminist fringes on the internet and say "This is what all feminists believe!"

You have a reading comprehension problem don't you?  I addressed one individual through the whole thread.


Unfortunately for you, I represent all fringe feminists on the Internet this week.  Next week I think it's Shaquille O'Neal's turn.
 
2014-04-17 07:32:51 PM  
I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?
 
2014-04-17 07:34:17 PM  
Wishing them a healthy child.
 
2014-04-17 07:35:07 PM  

FizixJunkee: Cletus C.:

You do realize she's 34? She could be a grandmother by now.

I worked with a girl who had a kid at age 15.  Her mom had had her when she was 16 or 17.  The result: she became a grandmother when she was 33 years old.


One of my aunts was like that. Her inconsiderate granddaughter made her wait until she was 52 to make her a great-grandmother.
 
2014-04-17 07:35:31 PM  
So THIS is news. . .ahh!
 
2014-04-17 07:38:08 PM  

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


Yeah. The baby will be voting for her in Florida. Oh, wait, that's a Republican trick.
 
2014-04-17 07:40:14 PM  
It's probably Bill's.
 
2014-04-17 07:42:35 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: /kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.



i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

I believe you.
 
2014-04-17 07:47:02 PM  

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


I wonder if the opposition will exploit their obsession with all things Clinton for their upcoming campaign.

Clinton!  BOO!!
 
2014-04-17 07:50:08 PM  
Got me subs...
 
2014-04-17 07:57:34 PM  
I think I'll get a new hairstyle.

That'll drive the Repugs batshiat crazy for a couple of weeks.
 
2014-04-17 07:57:54 PM  
Birf certificate?
 
2014-04-17 07:58:46 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: MustardTiger: SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)

Thanks. Now I have to clean apple juice off of my screen.

Apple juice? Are you eating a lunchable too?


Ha! No. I enjoy a bit of apple juice every once in a while.
 
2014-04-17 08:00:02 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.


That's because you were in Bosnis, for God's sake.

as for the rest of this thread, omgwhothehellcares.jpg
 
2014-04-17 08:00:24 PM  
America: "We don't want family dynasties!"
 
2014-04-17 08:00:46 PM  

Courtney Love's Genital Warts: Bosnis


Bosnia, of course, but omgwhothehellcares.jpg
 
2014-04-17 08:11:49 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Who gets pick of the litter?


I think Bill sold it to the Chinese
 
2014-04-17 08:12:32 PM  

netgamer7k: America: "We don't want family dynasties!"


America just wants good TV
 
2014-04-17 08:15:12 PM  
She was cute, then ugly and then got pretty good looking. Now she looks like, I don't know WTF she looks like now.
 
2014-04-17 08:17:51 PM  

netgamer7k: America: "We don't want family dynasties!"


Unless there's ducks or Carringtons involved.
 
2014-04-17 08:21:06 PM  
OMG someone slept with that woman?
 
2014-04-17 08:23:45 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?

I wonder if the opposition will exploit their obsession with all things Clinton for their upcoming campaign.

Clinton!  BOO!!


www.ocdtypes.com
 
2014-04-17 08:23:56 PM  

OnlyM3: OMG someone slept with that woman?


www.youbioit.com

I'd hit it
 
2014-04-17 08:25:10 PM  
She's planning for her fantasy football draft already?
 
2014-04-17 08:25:11 PM  

OnlyM3: OMG someone slept with that woman?


That's right, she's had more sex than you.
 
2014-04-17 08:29:02 PM  
Heyyyyyyy! That's awesome. Congrats to the parents to be on their journey to Neptune.

And that is what it is. Either you have kids and go to Neptune, or you don't. Can't describe what the journey is like to someone who hasn't gone.
 
2014-04-17 08:33:02 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: OnlyM3: OMG someone slept with that woman?

I'd hit it


That's what I don't get Hillary was hot in her youth, Bill is a good looking man, Chelsea should be smoking hot instead of just girl next door cute.
 
2014-04-17 08:38:54 PM  

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


She can ask the Palins for pointers.
 
2014-04-17 08:40:57 PM  
I think people are losing sight of what is really important here.

This mean's Chelsea's bewbs are gonna get even bigger!

This is awesome news.

*cracks champagne*

Oh yeah and congrats, I guess as well.

/Yes, I'm just about that shallow.
 
2014-04-17 08:48:14 PM  

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


i.imgur.com

When did Hillary ever exploit her daughter for political gain?
 
2014-04-17 08:51:24 PM  

grumpfuff: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

Thank you, Studman69. Are her knees too sharp too?


more like elephant knees.

Not that I can much.  I'm 37 and look every last bit of it in dog years.
 
2014-04-17 08:54:30 PM  

Bonzo_1116: BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?

She can ask the Palins for pointers.


Well in that case as a leftistss she would exploit it by having an abortion in show of solidarity with ecologists on overpopulation issue, with feminist because a child would interfere with her career and to show the benefits of Obamacare.


Just hope it not a boy as the poor kid will probably be subjected to some sort of feminist gender neutral parenting, and by neutral I mean pushed toward more feminine activities.
 
2014-04-17 08:54:33 PM  
Somebody hit that?
 
2014-04-17 08:56:23 PM  
www.gifsforum.com
 
2014-04-17 08:56:55 PM  
'It's all the better that the child will enter a world with strong female leaders."

She should just crochet the tyke a bib that has "vote Hillary" on it.
 
2014-04-17 08:59:26 PM  

Animatronik: 'It's all the better that the child will enter a world with strong female leaders."

She should just crochet the tyke a bib that has "vote Hillary" on it.



Knit the kid a pantsuit
 
2014-04-17 09:05:23 PM  

netcentric: Knit the kid a pantsuit


knit a condom
 
2014-04-17 09:24:55 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: 24.media.tumblr.com

"Jim, let me tell you something - there's gonna be a lot of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about."


What a loss.

RIP Phil Hartman

/end thread jack
 
2014-04-17 09:27:27 PM  

BenJammin: Wishing them a healthy child.


Who let this guy in? Dude, check the URL; you're on Fark, okay? ;)
 
2014-04-17 09:33:35 PM  
I can't imagine what it must be like to have been dating the daughter of Bill Clinton. That would be like dating Kelly Bundy, but with the addition of Secret Service agents.


(I had the perfect pic to attach here, but Fark is being a sh*tcock about animated .GIFs. Drew, fix this pretty plz already!)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BJ9issMueF8/UAUqtd9MikI/AAAAAAAAGXE/7k1tNn IU Jo4/s400/al-bundy-kelly-boyfriend-slam-into-door-animated-gif.gif
 
2014-04-17 09:33:53 PM  
I am gonna feel real sorry for the kid if it comes out male but with his mother's chin.

Then again it didn't stop Ben Quayle or Mitch McConnell.
 
2014-04-17 09:41:47 PM  

TV's Vinnie: I can't imagine what it must be like to have been dating the daughter of Bill Clinton. That would be like dating Kelly Bundy, but with the addition of Secret Service agents.


(I had the perfect pic to attach here, but Fark is being a sh*tcock about animated .GIFs. Drew, fix this pretty plz already!)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BJ9issMueF8/UAUqtd9MikI/AAAAAAAAGXE/7k1tNn IU Jo4/s400/al-bundy-kelly-boyfriend-slam-into-door-animated-gif.gif


www.iceis.pl
i.chzbgr.com

You are the first person in the history of the universe to saw that
 
2014-04-17 09:42:12 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


That's cute, that you want people to think you know what a 34-year-old woman looks like.
 
2014-04-17 09:47:45 PM  

Somacandra: BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?

[i.imgur.com image 380x503]

When did Hillary ever exploit her daughter for political gain?


By the time Hilary was 34, Chelsea was spawned, she was running a Governors office, and had blackmailed dozens. She'd be having her own baby to blame on Chelsea, but she already pulled the stroke card. Chelsea didn't have a choice, other than pro.

Actually think Chelsea is the most normal political kid there is and turned out to be an attractive woman, but can't imagine what discussions with mom-in-law would be like. Conversations are probably rare; a list of expectations drawn up before the wedding take care of that. A look that can kill isn't necessary when you can make a phone call to connections that can kill. Bill makes these humanitarian trips half way around the world for pure self preservation reasons.
 
2014-04-17 09:52:59 PM  
Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?
 
2014-04-17 09:54:30 PM  

soupafi: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

I think she looks good.
/29


Agreed.  She's nice looking, and I think what the most part of that is is that she seems genuinely happy and can give a sincere smile.  Age will treat you well w/ that.  And she's outgrown her klutzy youth.
 
2014-04-17 10:01:10 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: skinink: The Antichrist?

WND should be first with that story.


Well there was a Blood Moon...
 
2014-04-17 10:09:54 PM  

fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?


Their every waking moment is processed through a diseased mind full of hate and fear. I'm surprised they can eat any food until they have vetted everyone in the supply chain from the farmer to the grocer for traces of "Progressive attitudes".

One such example of right wing hate towards a food company that has been deemed "liberal":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9sRYhMExzM
 
2014-04-17 10:23:20 PM  

TV's Vinnie: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Their every waking moment is processed through a diseased mind full of hate and fear. I'm surprised they can eat any food until they have vetted everyone in the supply chain from the farmer to the grocer for traces of "Progressive attitudes".

One such example of right wing hate towards a food company that has been deemed "liberal":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9sRYhMExzM


THIS. I was reading Facebook comments from a local news site's page, and commenters were saying "OH NO, another liberal being born." Who knows what this kid's politics will end up being. Look at the offspring of Ted Turner or Warren Buffet, for example.
 
2014-04-17 10:31:01 PM  

TV's Vinnie: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Their every waking moment is processed through a diseased mind full of hate and fear. I'm surprised they can eat any food until they have vetted everyone in the supply chain from the farmer to the grocer for traces of "Progressive attitudes".

One such example of right wing hate towards a food company that has been deemed "liberal":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9sRYhMExzM


Kinda like Chick Fil a?

There are crazies in every group.  Go to a protest if you need proof
 
2014-04-17 10:32:32 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


A woman?

/I keed
 
2014-04-17 10:36:02 PM  
hasty ambush:

Well in that case as a leftistss she would exploit it by having an abortion in show of solidarity with ecologists on overpopulation issue, with feminist because a child would interfere with her career and to show the benefits of Obamacare.


Just hope it not a boy as the poor kid will probably be subjected to some sort of feminist gender neutral parenting, and by neutral I mean pushed toward more feminine activities.


You really do try too hard.
 
2014-04-17 10:37:20 PM  

cretinbob: The Bush daughters are just whores


You leave Barbara alone!.jpg
 
2014-04-17 11:04:51 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.

Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.


I absolutely refuse to wear pink, wear scarves, use umbrellas, though I'll totally buy maxi pads, I buy girly alcohol I hate for my fiance all the time, I don't need to buy a bottle of Dewar's to balance it out so the cashier doesn't judge me, who gives a crap what he thinks.  And many men are judgmental about the masculinity of other men, by their standards of course, just the same way many women are judgmental about each other's weight and clothes, by their standards of course.

My own mother purposely dates meek men with disposable income so that she can take advantage of them and rip their hearts out, because she likes to "do things like go out" but she's a receptionist and only gets one child support check a month now instead of the former three, so she'll put up with a corny guy for awhile while banging masculine guys behind his back.  Pray tell, is she a "strong woman" because she asserts herself to get what she wants, or is she a "bad person" because she's manipulative?

Anyway feminists can cry me a freaking river.

/and this is coming from the type of guy who would take my wife's last name if she refused to take mine, but I'm getting married in September and don't have that problem
//she's from the Caribbean so the whole idea of taking my last name was like "well of course duh," it's a little more traditional down there
///what kind of insecure bastard posts on an MRA forum?
 
2014-04-17 11:07:19 PM  

Bonzo_1116: I see she found a nice jewish boy.


Them and the Blacks are the only Democrats left.
 
2014-04-17 11:09:06 PM  

hasty ambush: Well in that case as a leftistss she would exploit it by having an abortion in show of solidarity with ecologists on overpopulation issue, with feminist because a child would interfere with her career and to show the benefits of Obamacare.


Did you ever notice that the things that Freepers think Democrats do never, ever actually happen?

Yet Palin-Americans have become impossible to parody.
 
2014-04-17 11:11:51 PM  
Okay, anybody want to open up bets on which conservatard talk show host makes the first inappropriate comment?  My money's on Mr. Pillpoppins himself.
 
2014-04-17 11:13:49 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: That guy on the bike: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story

You damned right I would.  Right up the ass


You or her....probably both.
 
2014-04-17 11:31:09 PM  
For Democrats, this might be the equivalent of a royal baby on the way

Um... what?  No, not even a little.  Clinton's not even that big a name in party politics, dude.

I mean, congrats to her on the kid (since this was apparently intentional), but no.  No one cares beyond the general moment of empathetic cheer we'd experience from basically anyone whose name we know announcing that they're having a kid.

// Excellent double-fake on the headline, though, subby.
// I will not even do the "but hey, congrats" thing if she has a second kid, you only get salutation if you're reproducing at below replacement level.  Two kids gets a :-| and a shrug, three gets a :-(
 
2014-04-17 11:38:45 PM  

chapman: Hopefully this means that Chealsea's recent hints of running for public office can be put on hold.  We don't need any more political dynasty families.  I'm still pissed that there are new Bushes finding their way out of the woodwork.


Could be wrong, but it appears that people are trying to pull a Bush out of the woodwork... pretty good bet that he knows what kind of shiatstorm he will be facing...  MSM will have orgasms....
 
2014-04-17 11:45:22 PM  

Courtney Love's Genital Warts: Dingleberry Dickwad: I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

That's because you were in Bosnis, for God's sake.

as for the rest of this thread, omgwhothehellcares.jpg


Believe it or not a lot of the local women were quite pretty. There were a number of locals that were hired to work on different bases at barber shops, clothes cleaners, cooks and so forth. The problem was many of them also had really horrible teeth from lack of dental care. I'm not talking snaggle teeth, I mean rotten teeth. I never did find out if it was because many of them were poor and couldn't afford dental work, or if it was because there weren't a whole lot of dentists around in the after math of the shiat going on there.
 
2014-04-17 11:54:48 PM  

DesertCoyote: Look at the offspring of Ted Turner or Warren Buffet, for example.


As long as I don't have to look at the offspring of Ted Turner and Warren Buffet.
 
2014-04-17 11:57:24 PM  
Man, that's gonna be one ugly kid.  Rich, but damn.
 
2014-04-18 12:03:13 AM  

cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

[i.dlisted.com image 445x383]

2010


That's a really crappy picture. This one is a bit better.

blog.schubachstore.com
 
2014-04-18 12:04:54 AM  

hasty ambush: Bonzo_1116: BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?

She can ask the Palins for pointers.

Well in that case as a leftistss she would exploit it by having an abortion in show of solidarity with ecologists on overpopulation issue, with feminist because a child would interfere with her career and to show the benefits of Obamacare.


Just hope it not a boy as the poor kid will probably be subjected to some sort of feminist gender neutral parenting, and by neutral I mean pushed toward more feminine activities.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-18 12:05:21 AM  
mazel tov
 
2014-04-18 12:13:29 AM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with. FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


The female ego.
 
2014-04-18 12:15:47 AM  
The embryo is already a front runner in its local senate race.
 
2014-04-18 12:26:16 AM  
she's not Amy Carter-cute
 
2014-04-18 12:32:14 AM  
Is it weird that this just makes me want to fark her even more?
 
2014-04-18 12:36:28 AM  

Jim_Callahan: For Democrats, this might be the equivalent of a royal baby on the way

Um... what?  No, not even a little.   Clinton's not even that big a name in party politics, dude.

I mean, congrats to her on the kid (since this was apparently intentional), but no.  No one cares beyond the general moment of empathetic cheer we'd experience from basically anyone whose name we know announcing that they're having a kid.

// Excellent double-fake on the headline, though, subby.
// I will not even do the "but hey, congrats" thing if she has a second kid, you only get salutation if you're reproducing at below replacement level.  Two kids gets a :-| and a shrug, three gets a :-(


I agree with your general point, but is the above sentence referring to all of the Clintons or just Chelsea?  While she isn't a big name in party politics, her parents sure are.
 
2014-04-18 12:57:39 AM  
Another democrat. Great.
 
2014-04-18 01:14:56 AM  

twiztedjustin: Another democrat. Great.


What, you'd rather have more Duggars?
 
2014-04-18 01:19:59 AM  
Clinton in 2052!
 
2014-04-18 01:26:02 AM  

ravenlore: Truther: Well at least we know she puts out now...

iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

Well, it's not like she couldn't afford IVF, but HIPPA be damned, that story WOULD get leaked.

Which leaves turkey baster in the privacy of one's own home.


Well to tell tales a Jew did this.
 
2014-04-18 01:31:12 AM  

fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?


Because some people such as the Clinton's are ok with murdering babies.

It is a child not a choice.
 
2014-04-18 01:37:19 AM  

AnonAmbientLight: I love how the article says that her being pregnant is like the child being a royal baby for democrats. 

Ummm, what?


Opened tab, paused annoying auto-play video, read that dumb sentence, closed tab.
 
2014-04-18 01:39:34 AM  
You know, Chelsea got the sh*t end of the stick in terms of looks. Bill - well, guys can be ugly as hell as long as they're charming, and multiply that factor if the guy's powerful. Hill was never a looker even on her best day, no way around that. This poor girl had no chance, mild plastic surgery or no.

//no looker myself, just to be fair
/hope the kid REALLY looks like dad
 
2014-04-18 01:57:43 AM  

raptusregaliter: Hill was never a looker even on her best day, no way around that.


Really? Think again.

dc616.4shared.com

You must have missed this upthread.
 
2014-04-18 02:18:43 AM  
Politics aside, I'm happy for them and hope everything goes well. 

Cheers!
 
2014-04-18 02:24:14 AM  

BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?


Nah. You're confusing Hillary Clinton with Sarah Palin.
 
2014-04-18 02:33:44 AM  
Fella could have saved the hassle and Clintoned in the boobies.
 
2014-04-18 02:35:43 AM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Because some people such as the Clinton's are ok with murdering babies.

It is a child not a choice.


A clump of cells is not a child.
 
2014-04-18 02:38:13 AM  
Oh lord, it's on the Main page..
 
2014-04-18 02:40:07 AM  
Odd. It's been all 1990ish lately. 5 dollars says the next exercise craze will involve popping and locking.
 
2014-04-18 02:49:41 AM  
 
2014-04-18 03:29:20 AM  

FizixJunkee: Cletus C.:

You do realize she's 34? She could be a grandmother by now.

I worked with a girl who had a kid at age 15.  Her mom had had her when she was 16 or 17.  The result: she became a grandmother when she was 33 years old.


My ex had her first at 16. Her daughter had her first within a week of my ex's 9th.

Her granddaughter and her daughter are less than a week apart in age.
 
2014-04-18 03:30:23 AM  

Lorelle: BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?

Nah. You're confusing Hillary Clinton with Sarah Palin.


That's retarded.
 
2014-04-18 04:07:55 AM  

Mega Steve: flondrix: Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.

Same. I think she's cute, in an awkward way. But, she's certainly no sexy beast like Limburger

[img.fark.net image 750x500]

Get in mah belleh!!!


.....the first thing that popped into my brain was a vore-esque picture of limbaugh....i feel...i feel sick
 
2014-04-18 04:37:08 AM  

Mr Tuesday: .....the first thing that popped into my brain was a vore-esque picture of limbaugh....i feel...i feel sick


Fortunately for me when I think of Limbaugh getting caught with a bottle of Viagra coming back from banging underage hustlers in Jamaica, my brain does a nope.jpg and refuses to imagine farther.
 
2014-04-18 05:15:07 AM  
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2014-04-18 05:23:30 AM  
Best wishes to her.
 
2014-04-18 06:07:33 AM  
I absolutely refuse to hate on Chelsea until she decides to enter politics.

She's grown into a fine-looking woman and I hope she has a happy and healthy kid.
 
2014-04-18 08:30:50 AM  
Ah, Bullshiat!

Watch for Hillary to gain a few pounds and for the baby to come out disabled - which is much more common for older women who have children. This is just Hillary having the love child from one of her illicit affairs - probably Vince Foster (whose death was faked to avoid revealing what he knew about Whitewater) - and Chelsea's just playing the good daughter by saying it's hers. In the meantime, Hillary gets her prop for the election (to put her over the top against Warren), her daughter gets an attention bump for when she runs for Congress, and the media gets its circus. Even Fox and other conservative media will cash in on this, probably with some bullshiat conspiracy theories.

/There's so much obviously wrong with that but it was fun to write.
 
2014-04-18 08:49:56 AM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Because some people such as the Clinton's are ok with murdering babies.

It is a child not a choice.


I'm pregnant...Try a little harder
 
2014-04-18 08:50:29 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


You misspelled "rule".
 
2014-04-18 08:50:49 AM  

DesertCoyote: Duke_leto_Atredes: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Because some people such as the Clinton's are ok with murdering babies.

It is a child not a choice.

I'm pregnant...Try a little harder


0 / 10
 
2014-04-18 09:01:08 AM  

BMFPitt: She's planning for her fantasy football draft already?


Isn't everybody?

/Hint: No NY Jets.
 
2014-04-18 09:22:59 AM  

Elegy: Dingleberry Dickwad: /kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.


[i.imgur.com image 600x1100]

[i.imgur.com image 780x615]

I believe you.


www.tofugu.com

/Horribly awkward teenager, turned out just fine, seems to be doing well for herself
 
2014-04-18 09:24:24 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

[img.fark.net image 594x414]

/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.


I believe you.  Cartoonist Peter Bagge said the same thing about Hillary.
 
2014-04-18 10:39:27 AM  

Mr_Fabulous: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

You misspelled "rule".


You don't want to go there with the Clintons.  There isn't enough eyebleach and whiskey in the world
 
2014-04-18 10:42:04 AM  
She was supposed to mate with the youngest Bush male and spawn a political Kwisatz Haderach.

There goes the breeding program...
 
2014-04-18 10:50:37 AM  

MilesTeg: She was supposed to mate with the youngest Bush male and spawn a political Kwisatz Haderach.

There goes the breeding program...


Teh freeper has awakened.
 
2014-04-18 11:07:02 AM  

Mr Tuesday: Mega Steve: flondrix: Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.

Same. I think she's cute, in an awkward way. But, she's certainly no sexy beast like Limburger

[img.fark.net image 750x500]

Get in mah belleh!!!

.....the first thing that popped into my brain was a vore-esque picture of limbaugh....i feel...i feel sick


e-sheep.sansara.net.ua

"Rush Limbaugh Eats Everything"
 
2014-04-18 11:56:36 AM  

jst3p: Lorelle: BravadoGT: I wonder if her mother will exploit the baby for her upcoming campaign?

Nah. You're confusing Hillary Clinton with Sarah Palin.

That's retarded.


Maybe hes kin.
 
2014-04-18 12:28:28 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: fenianfark: Of course, the announcement of a child is also a partisan event for some people.

Abortion Backer Chelsea Clinton Announces She's Pregnant With a "Child"


What the fark is wrong with these people?

Because some people such as the Clinton's are ok with murdering babies.

It is a child not a choice.


Go screw yourself.
 
2014-04-18 12:39:53 PM  

uber humper: TV's Vinnie: I can't imagine what it must be like to have been dating the daughter of Bill Clinton. That would be like dating Kelly Bundy, but with the addition of Secret Service agents.


(I had the perfect pic to attach here, but Fark is being a sh*tcock about animated .GIFs. Drew, fix this pretty plz already!)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BJ9issMueF8/UAUqtd9MikI/AAAAAAAAGXE/7k1tNn IU Jo4/s400/al-bundy-kelly-boyfriend-slam-into-door-animated-gif.gif

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[i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]

img.fark.net
You are the first person in the history of the universe to saw that

Absolutely.  Chelsea is more along the lines of the offspring of these two.
img.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2014-04-18 12:46:11 PM  

Baz744: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with. FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

The female ego.


You think you're making a new point. You're only proving theirs.
 
2014-04-18 01:05:13 PM  
I always knew Chelsea was a little slut. Typical liberal. If she would at least make sure her partners wear a condom, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
 
2014-04-18 01:16:05 PM  

Jingle Strangle: I always knew Chelsea was a little slut. Typical liberal. If she would at least make sure her partners wear a condom, maybe this wouldn't have happened.


Well if the right didn't restrict her access to birth control this wouldn't have happened.

//or something like that.
 
2014-04-18 02:57:54 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

[img.fark.net image 594x414]

/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.


The smoke in that picture is the hair and flesh burning off the backs of those poor guys closest in the picture.
Damn what kind of flash was this?
 
2014-04-18 04:29:07 PM  

rewind2846: Dingleberry Dickwad: When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

[img.fark.net image 594x414]

/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.

The smoke in that picture is the hair and flesh burning off the backs of those poor guys closest in the picture.
Damn what kind of flash was this?


It was one of those disposable cameras where you have to charge the flash for a bit before taking pictures. It was also night time and they may have been wearing their PT uniform, can't remember for sure.
 
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