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2014-04-17 06:44:39 PM

Bonzo_1116: /Not even going to get into having Hillary as a mother-in-law.   Lawdy.


I was so shocked at this I read it out loud. Now the dog is hiding under my bed and whimpering and it won't come out. Thanks a lot.
 
2014-04-17 06:47:18 PM
Who gets pick of the litter?
 
2014-04-17 06:47:27 PM

Geotpf: iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy

One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.


You're probably right. That would fit the time frame that I remember reading the article I'm thinking of. Some time in the late 2000's.
 
2014-04-17 06:47:34 PM
FTFA:  Former president Bill Clinton and his wife have made no secret of their wish to have a grandchild.

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2014-04-17 06:48:20 PM
Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.
 
2014-04-17 06:49:36 PM

iheartscotch: Geotpf: iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy

One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.

You're probably right. That would fit the time frame that I remember reading the article I'm thinking of. Some time in the late 2000's.


In that case, you're thinking of this Clinton. Definitely a lesbian.

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2014-04-17 06:51:06 PM

flondrix: Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.


You do realize she's 34? She could be a grandmother by now.
 
2014-04-17 06:51:12 PM
Odd. I submitted a CNN link and it went live with a USA Today link. Is that Fark-USA Today content partnership still a thing?

Also, an alternate version: "Clinton admits to having sexual relations with someone other than Hillary"

/stubmitter
 
2014-04-17 06:51:49 PM

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


Thank you, Studman69. Are her knees too sharp too?
 
2014-04-17 06:52:10 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-17 06:52:26 PM

Geotpf: iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy

One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.


Might have been thinking about Hillary.
 
2014-04-17 06:53:22 PM

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


A feminist's sense of humor.
 
2014-04-17 06:53:42 PM

flondrix: Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.


Is. *Is* still cute.

//definition of 'is', etc
 
2014-04-17 06:54:33 PM

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


Just most of the males who post on Fark. I like strong women myself.

/They spank better. :-)
 
2014-04-17 06:55:01 PM
Have the Republicans subpoenaed the crotchfruit yet for what it knows about Benghazi?
 
2014-04-17 06:56:17 PM

Bonzo_1116: Any guy that marries a president's daughter has nuts the size of Montana.


I don't know, having Biden as a FIL might be pretty cool.

Granted, he's not the president, but still.

/"Did you hit that yet? Yes? Good, now lets go take my Trans Am for a spin and get some brews!"
//yes, I know Biden doesn't drink
 
2014-04-17 06:57:32 PM

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


Isn't that what white women look like at that age
 
2014-04-17 06:58:03 PM

chapman: Hopefully this means that Chealsea's recent hints of running for public office can be put on hold.  We don't need any more political dynasty families.  I'm still pissed that there are new Bushes finding their way out of the woodwork.


THe idea of the Clintons as a dynasty is laughable compared to the Bushes, who have been involved in politics for what..a century?

And the idea of the Bushes as a dynasty is even more laughable, when there are families that have been in politics since before the farking Revolutionary War.
 
2014-04-17 06:58:29 PM

iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy


The Bush daughters are just whores
 
2014-04-17 06:59:35 PM
Mmmm. Big naturals. Not like that whore in the other thread.
 
2014-04-17 06:59:52 PM

iheartscotch: Crotchrocket Slim: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

Why? Your mom crushing on Ms. Clinton or something?

I seem to remember there being some sort of article to that effect in the late 2000's. Maybe I'm thinking of somebody else.


My mistake.
 
2014-04-17 07:00:29 PM

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?


There's that part of me that retracts inside my body whenever there's a "strong woman" conversation. That's very fragile.
 
2014-04-17 07:00:33 PM
When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

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/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.
 
2014-04-17 07:00:58 PM

flondrix: Whatever the haters say, I always though Chelsea was cute.

Also, this news makes me feel old.


Same. I think she's cute, in an awkward way. But, she's certainly no sexy beast like Limburger

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Get in mah belleh!!!
 
2014-04-17 07:03:45 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

[img.fark.net image 594x414]

/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.


Did the soldiers in front of you survive that super nova flash? You're lucky the secret service didn't choke hold you to death for unleashing that thing.
 
2014-04-17 07:05:03 PM

Cletus C.: Chelsea Handler is a lesbian, that could be it.


media0.giphy.com
 
2014-04-17 07:05:05 PM

Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.


Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.
 
2014-04-17 07:05:59 PM

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


I think she looks good.
/29
 
2014-04-17 07:06:07 PM

johncb76006: Geotpf: iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy

One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.

Might have been thinking about Hillary.


I'm pretty sure I remember the right-wing noise machine spent some time trying to convince their base that Chelsea is secretly gay shortly after she made some public appearances in support of LGBT rights.
 
2014-04-17 07:06:42 PM
I love how the article says that her being pregnant is like the child being a royal baby for democrats. 

Ummm, what?
 
2014-04-17 07:07:23 PM

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.

Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.


Somebody hurt you.
 
2014-04-17 07:07:58 PM
izquotes.com
 
2014-04-17 07:09:57 PM
So the baby will be committing federal felonies by the time it's 18 if you go by both of the grandfathers.  I hope they're getting its cell ready in Supermax as we speak.  Too bad Marc Rich died before he was able to roll over on Billy Jeff and his eleventh hour pardon for treason.  What an amazing coincidence that the Clintons were able to sell $100 million worth of their shiatty books. I wonder who bought it.
 
2014-04-17 07:10:28 PM

Cletus C.: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.

Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.

Somebody hurt you.


You've clearly never read MRA blogs.

You know that retarded feminist "All sex is rape" position? There's an MRA equivalent. Women are only trying to have sex with you because they want to use that to control you.
 
2014-04-17 07:10:43 PM
So... we have Democratic presidential candidates for 2036 and 2064 lined up now?
 
2014-04-17 07:10:54 PM
So, is Bill the father?
 
2014-04-17 07:10:57 PM

Cletus C.: Dingleberry Dickwad: When I was deployed to Bosnia back in 97-98, the all three of the Clintons came to Eagle Base in Tuzla for a visit. I remember thinking Chelsea didn't look so bad, and both Chelsea and Hillary had rather nice booties on them.

[img.fark.net image 594x414]

/kinda wish I would have snapped a pic of their asses, no one believes me that hasn't seen them.

Did the soldiers in front of you survive that super nova flash? You're lucky the secret service didn't choke hold you to death for unleashing that thing.


It was night time, and it was one of those cheap disposable cameras if I remember right. Everyone had those things over there. The secret service couldn't have been too worried, everyone on base had to remove the bolts from their weapons for the duration of the visit except for those on guard duty at the time.
 
2014-04-17 07:11:21 PM

iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.


Nature finds a way!
 
2014-04-17 07:11:31 PM

OscarTamerz: So the baby will be committing federal felonies by the time it's 18 if you go by both of the grandfathers.  I hope they're getting its cell ready in Supermax as we speak.  Too bad Marc Rich died before he was able to roll over on Billy Jeff and his eleventh hour pardon for treason.  What an amazing coincidence that the Clintons were able to sell $100 million worth of their shiatty books. I wonder who bought it.


Billy Jeff? From the Family Circus cartoon?
 
2014-04-17 07:11:40 PM
Am i to guess the headline is to make it sound like Hillary is running for president?
/Long day...
/Databases don't start up by themselves...
 
2014-04-17 07:11:51 PM
img.fark.net

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And on this, all could agree.
The end.
 
2014-04-17 07:12:41 PM
I'm so sick of these people being treated as royals.
 
2014-04-17 07:13:45 PM
WTF?!? Marrying a male (not a female), having children ( NO to abortion ), what type of disobedient Liberal Female  Democrat does these type of things , and all in the 21st century ???
 
2014-04-17 07:14:22 PM

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.

Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.


So a bunch insecure men band together to flap their gums and lie to each other about their insecurities being normal and you believed them.

How about you try hanging out with some normal guys and stop getting your opinions from the fringes on the internet?

Also, don't believe everything you read on the internet.
 
2014-04-17 07:16:10 PM

grumpfuff: Cletus C.: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Callous: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?

A feminist's sense of humor.

Not even close.  Your most "manly" of men can't handle wearing certain colors, piss themselves at the very idea of close physical contact with another man outside of a sporting event, and would rather be caught dead than be seen buying tampons or maxi pads.

Spend some time reading the shiat MRAs post or hit up some of the sites dedicated to "heterosexual masculine men" like Return of Kings.  It's like reading the diary entries of sexually confused 10 year-old boys who still haven't figured out if girls are awesome or terrifying.

Somebody hurt you.

You've clearly never read MRA blogs.

You know that retarded feminist "All sex is rape" position? There's an MRA equivalent. Women are only trying to have sex with you because they want to use that to control you.


I had to look up MRA. Urban Dictionary knows all. The second definition comes with this example.

MRA 1: Wanna hear a joke?
MRA 2: Yeah.
MRA 1: Women's rights!
MRA 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2014-04-17 07:16:10 PM
I think holiday dinners with guests like Bill and Hillary Clinton would be AMAZING.

Seriously! Who couldn't have fun at a loose-cannon in-law gathering *with alcohol* like that?

I think there would be way too many snorting-wine-out-your-nose inappropriate, over-sharing, or 'but you didn't hear that from me' moments...
 
2014-04-17 07:17:08 PM

Devil's Playground: I'm so sick of these people being treated as royals.


How DARE you say that about Sir William Clinton, Second Duke of Washington!
 
2014-04-17 07:18:06 PM

StopLurkListen: I think holiday dinners with guests like Bill and Hillary Clinton would be AMAZING.

Seriously! Who couldn't have fun at a loose-cannon in-law gathering *with alcohol* like that?

I think there would be way too many snorting-wine-out-your-nose inappropriate, over-sharing, or 'but you didn't hear that from me' moments...


24.media.tumblr.com

"Jim, let me tell you something - there's gonna be a lot of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about."
 
2014-04-17 07:19:15 PM

Devil's Playground: I'm so sick of these people being treated as royals.


"these people?"

SEXIST!  Or Racist?  something bad...I guess...
 
2014-04-17 07:19:17 PM

Callous: How about you try hanging out with some normal guys and stop getting your opinions from the fringes on the internet?


You mean like the guys who take the feminist fringes on the internet and say "This is what all feminists believe!"
 
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