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(USA Today)   Clinton makes major announcement about her plans for the fall   (usatoday.com) divider line 227
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2014-04-17 06:25:55 PM
Slick, subby. Very slick.
 
2014-04-17 06:26:47 PM

Langston: Slick, subby. Very slick.


Slick like a Willy
 
2014-04-17 06:27:51 PM
This thread delivers.  And so will Chelsea....
 
2014-04-17 06:28:21 PM

SubBass49: Langston: Slick, subby. Very slick.

Slick like a Willy


But not big and strong like Hillary's
 
2014-04-17 06:28:24 PM
*golf clap* take a bow  Subby
 
2014-04-17 06:28:30 PM
That's a rough 34
 
2014-04-17 06:28:44 PM
The Antichrist?
 
2014-04-17 06:28:48 PM
Well at least we know she puts out now...
 
2014-04-17 06:29:33 PM

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story
 
2014-04-17 06:29:42 PM
Someone did have sexual relations with that woman
 
2014-04-17 06:29:42 PM

Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34


"I fell on a pole in gym class, her face looks like my nutsack did."

/Apologies to Vasquez
 
2014-04-17 06:29:46 PM
Good one, subby
 
2014-04-17 06:29:47 PM
I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.
 
2014-04-17 06:31:50 PM
Her pregnancy test was taken over the grave of Chris Farley.
 
2014-04-17 06:32:03 PM

Truther: Well at least we know she puts out now...


iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.


Well, it's not like she couldn't afford IVF, but HIPPA be damned, that story WOULD get leaked.

Which leaves turkey baster in the privacy of one's own home.
 
2014-04-17 06:32:15 PM

That guy on the bike: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story


You damned right I would.  Right up the ass
 
2014-04-17 06:32:31 PM
I hoped Chelsea Clinton was a lesbo
 
2014-04-17 06:33:35 PM

iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.


i.dlisted.com

2010
 
2014-04-17 06:33:36 PM

shroom: Someone did have sexual relations with that woman


Almost as good as the headline
 
2014-04-17 06:33:45 PM
Well done.
 
2014-04-17 06:34:17 PM
I wonder how many she'll whelp....

Because she's a dog, geddit?  Am I right or what, Rush?

HA HA...libtards won't get it, because they have no sense of humor.
 
2014-04-17 06:34:21 PM

iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.


Why? Your mom crushing on Ms. Clinton or something?
 
2014-04-17 06:34:29 PM
"... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.
 
2014-04-17 06:35:08 PM
What their spawn may look like:

i.imgur.com

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)
 
2014-04-17 06:35:26 PM

That guy on the bike: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story



I can't speak for other people, but I would do anything for the story.
 
2014-04-17 06:35:31 PM

cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

[i.dlisted.com image 445x383]

2010



I see she found a nice jewish boy.
 
2014-04-17 06:36:59 PM

Bonzo_1116: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

[i.dlisted.com image 445x383]

2010


I see she found a nice jewish boy.


Yea, he said he liked horses and it was kismet.
 
2014-04-17 06:37:29 PM
Rich capitalists procreate. (Yawn)
 
2014-04-17 06:37:53 PM

cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.



2010


Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy
 
2014-04-17 06:38:27 PM

Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.


Nope.  Any guy that marries a president's daughter has nuts the size of Montana.  It's the ultimate in terrifying father-in-laws.

/Not even going to get into having Hillary as a mother-in-law.   Lawdy.
 
2014-04-17 06:38:40 PM

SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)


Thanks. Now I have to clean apple juice off of my screen.
 
2014-04-17 06:38:50 PM
Pic taken moments before conception...

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-17 06:38:54 PM

Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.


Men who feel like strong women are emasculating weren't particularly masculine to begin with.  FFS, is there anything on Earth more fragile than the male ego?
 
2014-04-17 06:39:21 PM

Snarfangel: That guy on the bike: Smeggy Smurf: That's a rough 34

don't act like you wouldn't.  if anything, for the story


I can't speak for other people, but I would do anything for the story.


Anything?  Well ok but this is going to get really weird.  Pam, come into the office.  Bring the ocelot and some grapes
 
2014-04-17 06:39:37 PM
Annnnd, link taken down.
 
2014-04-17 06:39:55 PM

Bonzo_1116: Cletus C.: "... and I certainly feel all the better, whether it's a girl or a boy, that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong female leaders."


At first I was like what a weird farking thing to say when letting the world know yer knocked up. A miracle conception, considering her husband must be de-nutted. Then I saw she was speaking at some You Go Girl! event, so you go, girl.

Nope.  Any guy that marries a president's daughter has nuts the size of Montana.  It's the ultimate in terrifying father-in-laws.

/Not even going to get into having Hillary as a mother-in-law.   Lawdy.


A valid point.
 
2014-04-17 06:39:56 PM

iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy


One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.
 
2014-04-17 06:39:56 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

Why? Your mom crushing on Ms. Clinton or something?


I seem to remember there being some sort of article to that effect in the late 2000's. Maybe I'm thinking of somebody else.
 
2014-04-17 06:40:04 PM

SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)


My god... I work with that guy!!
 
2014-04-17 06:40:12 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I wonder how many she'll whelp....

Because she's a dog, geddit?  Am I right or what, Rush?

HA HA...libtards won't get it, because they have no sense of humor.


Is this supposed to be a statement about how liberals actually do have a sense of humor?  If it is, you're really not helping
 
2014-04-17 06:40:18 PM
Hopefully this means that Chealsea's recent hints of running for public office can be put on hold.  We don't need any more political dynasty families.  I'm still pissed that there are new Bushes finding their way out of the woodwork.
 
2014-04-17 06:40:38 PM

Nogrhi: SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)

My god... I work with that guy!!


pics or GTFO...lol
 
2014-04-17 06:41:17 PM

skinink: The Antichrist?


WND should be first with that story.
 
2014-04-17 06:41:19 PM

Geotpf: iheartscotch: cretinbob: iheartscotch: I thought Chelsea Clinton was a Lesbo.

2010

Ah, my mistake.

/ it probably became politically advantageous; plus, it took him 4 years to get 'er done.

// Or, maybe I'm thinking of one of the Bush girls; wait, I think they are married too

/ I swear I'm not crazy

One of Cheney's daughters is a lesbian.  Maybe you were thinking of her.


Chelsea Handler is a lesbian, that could be it.
 
2014-04-17 06:41:28 PM

flak attack: Lionel Mandrake: I wonder how many she'll whelp....

Because she's a dog, geddit?  Am I right or what, Rush?

HA HA...libtards won't get it, because they have no sense of humor.

Is this supposed to be a statement about how liberals actually do have a sense of humor?  If it is, you're really not helping


No, it's not.  So rest easy, cupcake
 
2014-04-17 06:41:48 PM

chapman: Hopefully this means that Chealsea's recent hints of running for public office can be put on hold.  We don't need any more political dynasty families.  I'm still pissed that there are new Bushes finding their way out of the woodwork.


The new Bushes are going the way of hairy bush did in the early 2000's
 
2014-04-17 06:42:46 PM

SubBass49: Nogrhi: SubBass49: What their spawn may look like:

[i.imgur.com image 471x525]

/Q&D...very, very D  (shudder)

My god... I work with that guy!!

pics or GTFO...lol


A perfectly reasonable Fark request but I will not be going to take his picture.  Ergo, I shall GTFO.  Ciao!

/time to go home anyway
 
2014-04-17 06:42:49 PM

chapman: Hopefully this means that Chealsea's recent hints of running for public office can be put on hold.  We don't need any more political dynasty families.  I'm still pissed that there are new Bushes finding their way out of the woodwork.



The long money is on the Xanax-popping granddaughter.
 
2014-04-17 06:43:29 PM
Chelsea is pregnant? I guess it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
 
2014-04-17 06:44:09 PM

shroom: Someone did have sexual relations with that woman


Not necessarily. Not in this day and age.
 
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