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(Mother Nature Network)   Have you ever played FarmVille for a long time and noticed the chickens act just like Don Knotts and the rabbits look like Natalie Portman?   (mnn.com) divider line 21
    More: Strange, Don Knotts, Natalie Portman, Words With Friends, gas producer, design choices  
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5538 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Apr 2014 at 7:55 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-17 07:57:04 PM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: cretinbob: no


And subby, I think you should turn your computer off now.
2014-04-17 08:24:46 PM  
3 votes:
put. down. the. bong.
2014-04-17 08:13:11 PM  
2 votes:

JasonOfOrillia: Like Natalie Portman in Hotel Chevalier?


If they mean Natalie Portman in Black Swan getting it on hot and heavy with Mila Kunis, I'm going to start playing.
2014-04-17 08:12:09 PM  
2 votes:
This Farmville ad was brought to you by. . .
2014-04-17 08:02:24 PM  
2 votes:
No and, no they don't. What a stupid farking article.
2014-04-17 06:20:21 PM  
2 votes:
no
2014-04-17 09:24:37 PM  
1 votes:

Foxxinnia: Cerebral Knievel: no.

who the fark writes this shiat?

They're called 'bloggers.' They're lazy internet journalists.


since when have internet bloggers been allowed to call themselves journalists and real people take them seriously?

y'know.. I recently made a statement about the late Charles Shultz comic Peanuts.. it came to my attenetion that the nearby amusement park had fallen under the management of ceder point amusements, and thier big marketing tie in was the.. "peanuts gang" it perplexed me... after all the charlie brown comics were mostly, by and large an out let for schultzes own anxiety, pathos, and sense of worthlessness and desperation..and the characters were the manifistations of those personality traits.,

hell.. Lucy was the cartoon version of his wife, the little redheaded girl was his mistress.

the entire underlying theme of the entire strip was snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, that no matter how hard you tried, no matter how determained you were.. your best hope would be to come in second place and no one HATE you for it..

hell.. Snoopy, the personifcation of Schultzes with and whimsey went on to sell insurance for a living after after his father died...

it's a sad and pathetic shell of a dead man's cartoon.. why the hell would I want to go to an amusement park and pose for pictures beside such visages of failure and pathos?


there.. damnit.. I got it off my chest...

can I be a journalist now?
2014-04-17 08:44:01 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-17 08:38:43 PM  
1 votes:
People still play FarmVille? I thought the current fad was Candy Crushin'... Or are they the same thing?
2014-04-17 08:36:36 PM  
1 votes:
Have you ever played FarmVille for a long time

No.
2014-04-17 08:21:25 PM  
1 votes:

Cerebral Knievel: no.

who the fark writes this shiat?


They're called 'bloggers.' They're lazy internet journalists.
2014-04-17 08:20:14 PM  
1 votes:
Death to Zynga!
2014-04-17 08:16:05 PM  
1 votes:
Yes.

Mind you, I can also taste purple and sometimes the Ty•D•Bowl uses the transmitter in my teeth to tell me to do things I know I shouldn't do.
2014-04-17 08:12:32 PM  
1 votes:
Fark NO!
2014-04-17 08:12:03 PM  
1 votes:
Do the rabbits have great tits like Natalie too?
2014-04-17 08:08:33 PM  
1 votes:

nymersic: Yeah I uh started to read, got one sentence in, then the "I don't really care" overwhelmed me and I fell into a coma... yes, which means my face slapping the keyboard accidentally typed out this message.


you see what happens subby?  Now do you see? someone's farking forehead went sentient and slapped out a I duncaaarrr because it's owner was so incapacitated by the lack of farks given
2014-04-17 08:06:34 PM  
1 votes:
No, but I did play Tetris so much that I was hearing the music in my sleep
2014-04-17 08:05:59 PM  
1 votes:
no.

who the fark writes this shiat?
2014-04-17 08:05:29 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah I uh started to read, got one sentence in, then the "I don't really care" overwhelmed me and I fell into a coma... yes, which means my face slapping the keyboard accidentally typed out this message.
2014-04-17 07:59:28 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: cretinbob: no


I tried playing farmville once...
Once
2014-04-17 06:31:49 PM  
1 votes:
 
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