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(Mother Nature Network)   Have you ever played FarmVille for a long time and noticed the chickens act just like Don Knotts and the rabbits look like Natalie Portman?   (mnn.com) divider line 35
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2014-04-17 06:20:21 PM  
no
 
2014-04-17 06:31:49 PM  
 
2014-04-17 07:57:04 PM  

fusillade762: cretinbob: no


And subby, I think you should turn your computer off now.
 
2014-04-17 07:59:28 PM  

fusillade762: cretinbob: no


I tried playing farmville once...
Once
 
2014-04-17 08:02:24 PM  
No and, no they don't. What a stupid farking article.
 
2014-04-17 08:02:37 PM  
What the Hell are you growing out behind the raspberry bushes?

Let me know when your goosey-goosey-gander grows tiny T. Rex arms and eats all of your barns.
 
2014-04-17 08:05:29 PM  
Yeah I uh started to read, got one sentence in, then the "I don't really care" overwhelmed me and I fell into a coma... yes, which means my face slapping the keyboard accidentally typed out this message.
 
2014-04-17 08:05:59 PM  
no.

who the fark writes this shiat?
 
2014-04-17 08:06:34 PM  
No, but I did play Tetris so much that I was hearing the music in my sleep
 
2014-04-17 08:08:33 PM  

nymersic: Yeah I uh started to read, got one sentence in, then the "I don't really care" overwhelmed me and I fell into a coma... yes, which means my face slapping the keyboard accidentally typed out this message.


you see what happens subby?  Now do you see? someone's farking forehead went sentient and slapped out a I duncaaarrr because it's owner was so incapacitated by the lack of farks given
 
2014-04-17 08:08:39 PM  
Like Natalie Portman in Hotel Chevalier?
 
2014-04-17 08:12:03 PM  
Do the rabbits have great tits like Natalie too?
 
2014-04-17 08:12:09 PM  
This Farmville ad was brought to you by. . .
 
2014-04-17 08:12:32 PM  
Fark NO!
 
2014-04-17 08:13:11 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Like Natalie Portman in Hotel Chevalier?


If they mean Natalie Portman in Black Swan getting it on hot and heavy with Mila Kunis, I'm going to start playing.
 
2014-04-17 08:14:19 PM  
You're farking high.

Have you ever noticed that Elvis Costello has been starring in some show called 'Person of Interest''
 
2014-04-17 08:16:05 PM  
Yes.

Mind you, I can also taste purple and sometimes the Ty•D•Bowl uses the transmitter in my teeth to tell me to do things I know I shouldn't do.
 
2014-04-17 08:20:14 PM  
Death to Zynga!
 
2014-04-17 08:21:25 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: no.

who the fark writes this shiat?


They're called 'bloggers.' They're lazy internet journalists.
 
2014-04-17 08:24:46 PM  
put. down. the. bong.
 
2014-04-17 08:36:36 PM  
Have you ever played FarmVille for a long time

No.
 
2014-04-17 08:38:43 PM  
People still play FarmVille? I thought the current fad was Candy Crushin'... Or are they the same thing?
 
2014-04-17 08:42:06 PM  
 
2014-04-17 08:44:01 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-17 08:51:39 PM  
That's Hawt!
 
2014-04-17 08:59:55 PM  
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-17 09:13:02 PM  
I'm trying to read between the lines on that article... is Zynga so desperate and flailing or so besotten with unused cash that they pay Mother Nature Network to write a fluff advertizing piece for them? If I have stock in them should I sell or buy more?

/who am I kidding, if I have stock in them, I'm an idiot and this article was incredible!
 
2014-04-17 09:24:07 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: JasonOfOrillia: Like Natalie Portman in Hotel Chevalier?

If they mean Natalie Portman in Black Swan getting it on hot and heavy with Mila Kunis, I'm going to start playing.


No, this one:

www.childstarlets.com
 
2014-04-17 09:24:37 PM  

Foxxinnia: Cerebral Knievel: no.

who the fark writes this shiat?

They're called 'bloggers.' They're lazy internet journalists.


since when have internet bloggers been allowed to call themselves journalists and real people take them seriously?

y'know.. I recently made a statement about the late Charles Shultz comic Peanuts.. it came to my attenetion that the nearby amusement park had fallen under the management of ceder point amusements, and thier big marketing tie in was the.. "peanuts gang" it perplexed me... after all the charlie brown comics were mostly, by and large an out let for schultzes own anxiety, pathos, and sense of worthlessness and desperation..and the characters were the manifistations of those personality traits.,

hell.. Lucy was the cartoon version of his wife, the little redheaded girl was his mistress.

the entire underlying theme of the entire strip was snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, that no matter how hard you tried, no matter how determained you were.. your best hope would be to come in second place and no one HATE you for it..

hell.. Snoopy, the personifcation of Schultzes with and whimsey went on to sell insurance for a living after after his father died...

it's a sad and pathetic shell of a dead man's cartoon.. why the hell would I want to go to an amusement park and pose for pictures beside such visages of failure and pathos?


there.. damnit.. I got it off my chest...

can I be a journalist now?
 
2014-04-17 09:33:51 PM  

fusillade762: Danger Avoid Death: JasonOfOrillia: Like Natalie Portman in Hotel Chevalier?

If they mean Natalie Portman in Black Swan getting it on hot and heavy with Mila Kunis, I'm going to start playing.

No, this one:

[www.childstarlets.com image 850x477]


gifs.gifbin.com
 
2014-04-17 10:29:59 PM  
I have heard people say "FarmVille" and I think it is a game but other than that I have no idea what it is
 
2014-04-17 11:11:43 PM  

some_beer_drinker: put. down. the. bong.


I LOL'd. Good job!
 
2014-04-17 11:31:03 PM  
I'd come on knock on her door.
 
2014-04-18 02:31:57 AM  

zulius: fusillade762: cretinbob: no

I tried playing farmville once...
Once


i799.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-18 12:31:04 PM  
TFA is about how the bunnies look like Natalie Portman. So why does the image in TFA show a garden gnome, a frog, and a baby goat?
 
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