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2014-04-17 04:16:14 PM
Egyptian baby, roast at 350, an hour per pound and served on a bed of shallots with roast parsnips, carrots and onions.
 
2014-04-17 04:16:33 PM
I'm going to make a bunny head out of pretzel dough on Sunday.
 
2014-04-17 04:17:50 PM
Broccoli slaw with pecans, raisins, and sweet balsamic dressing. Whatever else is going on at the table, this is what I want to eat.

And a butter lamb.
 
2014-04-17 04:18:23 PM
We eat a curdled fetal pudding drizzled with amniotic fluid reduction.

It pairs great with chardonnay.
 
2014-04-17 04:21:28 PM

LaurenAguilera: We eat a curdled fetal pudding drizzled with amniotic fluid reduction.

It pairs great with chardonnay.


Ewww.

Clearly that calls for a merlot or shiraz.
 
2014-04-17 04:21:58 PM
Fish on Good Friday.
Tomorrow will probably a blackened flounder with asparagus and garlic potatoes.

Easter
Hummus. Garlic Knots. Lamb Burger with cheese and green beans.

Both meals will have salad with tomatoes from the garden.
 
2014-04-17 04:22:05 PM
Honeybaked Ham

Pretty original
 
2014-04-17 04:22:24 PM
Oh, taco sandwiches with ranch and some nice Waldorf salad with extra olives.
 
2014-04-17 04:23:59 PM

FunkOut: Oh, taco sandwiches with ranch and some nice Waldorf salad with extra olives.


I'm sorry, did you say taco sandwiches?
 
2014-04-17 04:24:20 PM

Current Resident: LaurenAguilera: We eat a curdled fetal pudding drizzled with amniotic fluid reduction.

It pairs great with chardonnay.

Ewww.

Clearly that calls for a merlot or shiraz.


You would think, but merlot is actually a baby's last breath too dry to balance the iron-y tang of the fetus flesh.
 
2014-04-17 04:27:46 PM
Since I live alone I'll either have a ham sandwich and some deviled eggs on Easter or lamb chops and deviled eggs.

Or just deviled eggs.
 
2014-04-17 04:28:28 PM

PFRboy: FunkOut: Oh, taco sandwiches with ranch and some nice Waldorf salad with extra olives.

I'm sorry, did you say taco sandwiches?


Yes, what of it?
 
2014-04-17 04:28:50 PM
Ham, potato salad, baked beans.  Rolls and sandwich fixings.  We do the same thing for Christmas.
 
2014-04-17 04:29:06 PM

Purelilac: Since I live alone I'll either have a ham sandwich and some deviled eggs on Easter or lamb chops and deviled eggs.

Or just deviled eggs.


I think on Easter you're supposed to call them Blessed Eggs.
 
2014-04-17 04:29:36 PM
You can't have a taco sandwich.

A taco is a sandwich.
 
2014-04-17 04:29:41 PM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Purelilac: Since I live alone I'll either have a ham sandwich and some deviled eggs on Easter or lamb chops and deviled eggs.

Or just deviled eggs.

I think on Easter you're supposed to call them Blessed Eggs.


Blessed Gas Makers.
 
2014-04-17 04:30:30 PM

hillbillypharmacist: You can't have a taco sandwich.

A taco is a sandwich.


Can so have a taco sandwich.
 
2014-04-17 04:32:49 PM

FunkOut: hillbillypharmacist: You can't have a taco sandwich.

A taco is a sandwich.

Can so have a taco sandwich.


I mean, you can say the words, but they don't mean anything.  It's a sandwich sandwich.  Like saying I'm on a phone phone or going to the store store.

Also, are you doing ok?
 
2014-04-17 04:33:07 PM
So... a taco sandwich sandwich... or a taco taco sandwich...

That's a TacoSandwichCeption or something...
 
2014-04-17 04:33:14 PM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Purelilac: Since I live alone I'll either have a ham sandwich and some deviled eggs on Easter or lamb chops and deviled eggs.

Or just deviled eggs.

I think on Easter you're supposed to call them Blessed Eggs.


He is risen eggs, maybe.
 
2014-04-17 04:33:58 PM

hillbillypharmacist: You can't have a taco sandwich.

A taco is a sandwich.


Where is Garza when you need him?
 
2014-04-17 04:34:29 PM

hillbillypharmacist: FunkOut: hillbillypharmacist: You can't have a taco sandwich.

A taco is a sandwich.

Can so have a taco sandwich.

I mean, you can say the words, but they don't mean anything.  It's a sandwich sandwich.  Like saying I'm on a phone phone or going to the store store.

Also, are you doing ok?


A taco is not a proper sandwich and is more like a bathrobe as opposed to a proper coat.

I'm okay today.
 
2014-04-17 04:39:15 PM
fullhomelydivinity.org

To be honest, the only foods I really care about around Easter are paskha and kulich.
 
2014-04-17 04:40:08 PM
Probably going to make steaks and whatnot. No idea yet.
 
2014-04-17 04:43:06 PM
shiat, I need Polish donuts.
 
2014-04-17 05:03:43 PM
hasenpfeffer with jesus juice.
 
2014-04-17 05:04:49 PM
Nope.  However, I like devilled eggs so I might do that because yumm.

/yes with bacon are you serious?
//and jalapenos if my stomach isn't a biatch
 
2014-04-17 05:05:39 PM
My only Good Friday tradition is avoiding the hell out of local pizza shops.. it's always a mob scene.
 
2014-04-17 05:05:55 PM

hillbillypharmacist: You can't have a taco sandwich.

A taco is a sandwich.


That's what they said about the turducken!!
 
2014-04-17 05:07:10 PM

hillbillypharmacist: FunkOut: hillbillypharmacist: You can't have a taco sandwich.

A taco is a sandwich.

Can so have a taco sandwich.

I mean, you can say the words, but they don't mean anything.  It's a sandwich sandwich.  Like saying I'm on a phone phone or going to the store store.

Also, are you doing ok?


Tuna Fish with Panko Bread Crumbs...
 
2014-04-17 05:07:41 PM

hillbillypharmacist: FunkOut: hillbillypharmacist: You can't have a taco sandwich.

A taco is a sandwich.

Can so have a taco sandwich.

I mean, you can say the words, but they don't mean anything.  It's a sandwich sandwich.  Like saying I'm on a phone phone or going to the store store.

Also, are you doing ok?



As the resident euro-beaner (Viva Argentina!!!) I will attempt to interpret a taco-sandwich... I think he means a "torta."
 
2014-04-17 05:09:45 PM
I usually get pretty lit and steal a bunch of Easter eggs after the adults hide them. I made $30 last year! So, I bought more booze and had a great weekend.
 
2014-04-17 05:09:55 PM
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2014-04-17 05:10:20 PM
Barbecued slow smoked Beef Ribs, roasted garlic mashed potato's and grilled asparagus. YUM! The new smoker is fantastic!!
 
2014-04-17 05:10:20 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-17 05:12:00 PM
On Easter they have the egg roll on the whitehouse lawn. I've made it a tradition to serve eggrolls.
 
2014-04-17 05:12:55 PM
whatscookingamerica.net upload.wikimedia.orgwww.thebeerstore.ca
 
2014-04-17 05:13:25 PM
Going out to dinner with my family because I don't want to listen to them biatch if I don't.  I otherwise give zero farks about Easter.
 
2014-04-17 05:17:11 PM
everything bagel, toasted
4 slices hard salami
shredded havarti
franks hot sauce

multigrain scoop tostitos
salsa

coke zero
playoff hockey
tums
 
2014-04-17 05:19:28 PM

abhorrent1: Going out to dinner with my family because I don't want to listen to them biatch if I don't.  I otherwise give zero farks about Easter.


As an atheist (yes, born-and-raised Catholic, thought you knew), I get surprised every year by trying to shop somewhere normally open on a Sunday that has its doors closed for this idiocy (Target, Sutherland's, etc.).

/Once got in terrible trouble because I worked Easter Sunday. "But that's my normal shift! There was work; I came in and did it." "Well, now we're going to have to pay you 2.5x." "Gee, sorry."
 
2014-04-17 05:20:55 PM
three monster energy drinks and like a pound of pocky
 
2014-04-17 05:21:32 PM
Spaghetti with roasted red peppers, olive oil and very lightly fried eggs.
Simple, filling, delicious and can be whipped out between church services.
 
2014-04-17 05:22:44 PM
This is how its going down; Hamburgers and Beer all weekend till Sunday.  Then on Sunday Prime Rib and Beer.    Also, ridiculous amounts of patriotism and chocolate (even though in my whole family we are all old enough to know better we still do an Easter egg hunt.)   The only thing missing is that there won't be any NASCAR.    But, there will be playoff hockey so that's still good.

/Why, yes this is a Northern Canadian family.
// The benefits of an older family.
 
2014-04-17 05:23:57 PM
My friend makes Jew-ham.
 
2014-04-17 05:24:33 PM
Just realized dad's Easter is probably gonna be pretty sad.  For the last few years, he's been gramma's hands in the kitchen for holiday meals 'cause she couldn't stand up very long any more.  He'd gripe about all the work but did it year after year, holiday after holiday.  Her kids, grandkids, and greatgrandkids would all come by to visit and have a plate.  Now she's gone and the house is rented out.  No more big holiday meals to cook.

Thanks, Fark!  Now I'm sad.  :(
 
2014-04-17 05:24:37 PM
Totinos pizza rolls. microwave 30 seconds. Thank me later.
 
2014-04-17 05:25:23 PM

Danger Avoid Death:


This hasenpfeffer ist raw.
 
2014-04-17 05:26:04 PM

Purelilac: Since I live alone I'll either have a ham sandwich and some deviled eggs on Easter or lamb chops and deviled eggs.

Or just deviled eggs.


Chop some green olives in the deviled egg filling.
 
2014-04-17 05:27:54 PM
Ham
Turkey
Lasagna
Mashed potatoes
Gravy
Stuffing
'pepperoni pie'
Rice pie
Potato salad
Green bean casserole
Sweet potato casserole
Easter cake
 
2014-04-17 05:28:49 PM
Not a terribly religious sort, and I'm away from the kids this weekend so I don't have anything in particular planned.  But lamb is kind of traditional so here's my favorite way to have it.

Middle Eastern Spicy Lamb Kabob

2 - 3 lbs. boneless lamb meat, cut into 2" cubes
2 tbsp olive oil
1 tablespoon salt
1 tablespoon ground cumin
1 tablespoon black pepper
1 tablespoon paprika
1 tablespoon dried oregano
1 tablespoon cilantro, dried
1/2 tablespoon garlic powder
1/2 tablespoon cayenne

Mix all dry spices together.
Place lamb, oil and spice mix into a ziptop bag and toss to coat evenly
Place in refrigerator 2 - 4 hours, or overnight
Thread meat onto skewers and grill to appropriate doneness
 
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