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(Wrestling Inc)   How bad is wrestler pay for the low end jobbers? Working at WalMart brings home a better wage   (wrestlinginc.com ) divider line
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2482 clicks; posted to Sports » on 17 Apr 2014 at 7:45 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-18 12:35:13 PM  
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robertus: FirstNationalBastard: machoprogrammer: robertus: They need to make this a TV show, akin to Crank Yankers. Pro wrestler telemarketers. I would watch the hell out of that.

/The Ultimate Warrior tribute episode would be epic

There's a few Youtube pranks of that using soundboards which are similar. And "John Cena prank call" is really similar (and absolutely hilarious).

aNihilV10L8tr: So, telemarketing or phone banks during election years.

*phone rings*
me: Hello?
caller: Hey yo, you need a capitol one credit card? Chico we can get you the best rates even if you have the credit of A BAD GUY!

Hulk Hogan selling security could be funny:

Brother, you need security. There is only one thing more secure than National Security, and that is the power of Hulkamania. Hulkamania is the most powerful force in the universe, brother, but a close second is National Security. WHATCHA GONNA DO, ROBBERS, WHEN HULKAMANIA AND NATIONAL SECURITY RUN WILD ON YOU?!

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/yes, it's real
//and let's not forget The Jacobs Agency, protecting you and your loved ones from Hellfire, Brimstone, and acts of Gawd since 2013.

If there's one person I trust with finances, it's Ric Flair.


I'm surprised he's not advertising himself as an expert on divorce.
2014-04-18 10:36:21 AM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: machoprogrammer: robertus: They need to make this a TV show, akin to Crank Yankers. Pro wrestler telemarketers. I would watch the hell out of that.

/The Ultimate Warrior tribute episode would be epic

There's a few Youtube pranks of that using soundboards which are similar. And "John Cena prank call" is really similar (and absolutely hilarious).

aNihilV10L8tr: So, telemarketing or phone banks during election years.

*phone rings*
me: Hello?
caller: Hey yo, you need a capitol one credit card? Chico we can get you the best rates even if you have the credit of A BAD GUY!

Hulk Hogan selling security could be funny:

Brother, you need security. There is only one thing more secure than National Security, and that is the power of Hulkamania. Hulkamania is the most powerful force in the universe, brother, but a close second is National Security. WHATCHA GONNA DO, ROBBERS, WHEN HULKAMANIA AND NATIONAL SECURITY RUN WILD ON YOU?!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x279]

/yes, it's real
//and let's not forget The Jacobs Agency, protecting you and your loved ones from Hellfire, Brimstone, and acts of Gawd since 2013.


If there's one person I trust with finances, it's Ric Flair.
2014-04-18 08:27:08 AM  
1 vote:

aNihilV10L8tr: So, telemarketing or phone banks during election years.


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"NOBODY CALL MY MOMMA!"
2014-04-18 08:23:10 AM  
1 vote:

Professor Farksworth: aNihilV10L8tr: Is this a story about low wages for beginners, or a story about how these wanna bees don't have enough life skills to get a better job than WalMart? What's that say about the type of people trying to wrassle?

Absolutely nothing, other than they chose wrestling school instead of college. Former ECW,WCW, WWF/E, TNA star Raven has an IQ of 143 and is a member of Mensa. Wrestlers come from all walks of life and many, if not the majority are very intelligent people. You have to possess quite a bit of intelligence to be able to make the matches and promos work the way they're supposed to and that's from personal experience. The only problem is that most of your skills don't translate into "real jobs". Except communication. Wrestlers are EXCELLENT at communication.


So, telemarketing or phone banks during election years.

*phone rings*
me: Hello?
caller: Hey yo, you need a capitol one credit card? Chico we can get you the best rates even if you have the credit of A BAD GUY!
2014-04-17 08:48:05 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: Nice TNA thread

gryphon sil has entered the impact falling prices zone


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