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2014-04-17 03:56:35 PM
Too old.
 
2014-04-17 04:02:04 PM
Pedobar.
 
2014-04-17 04:04:18 PM
Actually, it sounds like a good place to pick up drunk single moms.
 
2014-04-17 04:27:00 PM
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"Why don't you have a seat outside."
 
2014-04-17 04:43:03 PM
Held once a month for children ages 6-12 and their parents, the three-hour dance parties typically cost $20 for a parent and child to get in, and $60 for a family of four.

So why wouldn't they just split up?
 
2014-04-17 04:55:05 PM
Fuzipop says on its website that its goal is to "promote listening to music at overly loud levels for pre-teens, who will form the next generation of hearing aid recipients. Fuzipop is a registered subsidiary of Cochlear Ltd., the world's largest manufacturer of cochlear implants. Fuzipop: creating tomorrow's customer, today."
 
2014-04-17 05:29:00 PM
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2014-04-17 05:30:53 PM

WI241TH: Held once a month for children ages 6-12 and their parents, the three-hour dance parties typically cost $20 for a parent and child to get in, and $60 for a family of four.

So why wouldn't they just split up?


Maybe it's some weird way to discourage single moms with three kids.

*shrug*
 
2014-04-17 05:31:14 PM
New drug market woot!
 
2014-04-17 05:32:31 PM
To celebrate, I made this just for Fuzipop
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Just a little something I made. I'm pretty good at this. I make things.
 
2014-04-17 05:33:30 PM
Hardly original... I think there was some different company doing this on Shark Tank (babylovesdisco.com)
 
2014-04-17 05:43:14 PM
It's a sting operation by Child Protective Services.
 
2014-04-17 05:51:53 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: Fuzipop


Noise Pop sub-genre?
 
2014-04-17 05:56:52 PM
evolver.fm
 
2014-04-17 06:04:21 PM

Theaetetus: Fuzipop says on its website that its goal is to "promote listening to music at overly loud levels for pre-teens, who will form the next generation of hearing aid recipients. Fuzipop is a registered subsidiary of Cochlear Ltd., the world's largest manufacturer of cochlear implants. Fuzipop: creating tomorrow's customer, today."


Not bad.  Your prize

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2014-04-17 06:04:28 PM
 
2014-04-17 06:12:29 PM

pdrake: [evolver.fm image 480x320]


I came in here to post this...

/too slow
 
2014-04-17 06:17:42 PM

ArcadianRefugee: WI241TH: Held once a month for children ages 6-12 and their parents, the three-hour dance parties typically cost $20 for a parent and child to get in, and $60 for a family of four.

So why wouldn't they just split up?

Maybe it's some weird way to discourage single moms with three kids.

*shrug*


huh, hadn't thought about that
 
2014-04-17 06:46:33 PM
www.pageresource.com
 
2014-04-17 09:26:26 PM
This isn't creepy at all.
 
2014-04-17 09:37:56 PM
Inside, parents lined up the full cash bar as their kids leaped around the dance floor shouting out the words to "What Does the Fox Say."

I think I see how they're making their money.
 
2014-04-18 12:46:16 AM
"Moooom, I wanna go to Chuck E Cheese for my birthday."

"No! You're having your birthday some place where Mommy can have a drink!"
 
2014-04-18 08:30:34 AM

vernonFL: Actually, it sounds like a good place to pick up drunk single moms.

 
2014-04-18 10:36:43 AM

You Idiots: vernonFL: Actually, it sounds like a good place to pick up drunk single moms.


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