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(Daily Star)   I love you so much, honey. WHAT? You posed in lingerie? IMMA HIRE ME A HITMAN TO KILL YOU. With "Yeah, I might kill to keep that" pics   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 112
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2014-04-17 02:28:34 PM
holy pushed up boobs batman
 
2014-04-17 02:44:23 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-17 02:51:03 PM
$80,000? I'd hit it for free.
 
2014-04-17 03:02:36 PM
Backwards thinking. Kill her to keep her? No, if you kill her you've lost her.

Kill everyone in the whole world!!
 
2014-04-17 03:52:18 PM
Those tits are f*cking grotesque. She looking to impress 14-year-old boys?
 
2014-04-17 03:55:52 PM

Speaker2Animals: Those tits are f*cking grotesque. She looking to impress 14-year-old boys?


May I respectfully ask your gender?
 
2014-04-17 04:15:03 PM
Male -- who prefers naturals, not freakish blow-ups.
 
2014-04-17 04:21:16 PM

Speaker2Animals: Male -- who prefers naturals, not freakish blow-ups.


Gotta love how a woman can't just have great tits. How do you know they're not natural? Seems like the bra is doing most of the work.
 
2014-04-17 04:21:34 PM

Speaker2Animals: Those tits are f*cking grotesque. She looking to impress 14-year-old boys?


Shes a model. Unrealistic body image kind of goes with the job description.
 
2014-04-17 04:26:54 PM
starsmedia.ign.com

images.askmen.com

As someone who is not categorically opposed to fake boobs, imma have to say those look farking ridiculous
 
2014-04-17 04:32:57 PM

maudibjr: holy pushed up boobs batman


holy pushed up bolt-on boobs batman

FTFY
 
2014-04-17 04:40:47 PM

scottydoesntknow: Speaker2Animals: Male -- who prefers naturals, not freakish blow-ups.

Gotta love how a woman can't just have great tits. How do you know they're not natural? Seems like the bra is doing most of the work.


They're too round. Real breasts aren't round like that, whereas implants are. That's because the silicon or saline is evenly distributed from top to bottom, creating a perfectly round shape. Real breasts tend to be fuller on the bottom.
 
2014-04-17 05:03:06 PM
Shame about the fake tits.

She made me twinge, though.  So she's got that going for her, I guess.
 
2014-04-17 05:03:45 PM

maudibjr: holy pushed up boobs batman


Holy silicone boobs.

Sharp knees aside, fake is a deal breaker.
 
2014-04-17 05:04:07 PM

Bathia_Mapes: scottydoesntknow: Speaker2Animals: Male -- who prefers naturals, not freakish blow-ups.

Gotta love how a woman can't just have great tits. How do you know they're not natural? Seems like the bra is doing most of the work.

They're too round. Real breasts aren't round like that, whereas implants are. That's because the silicon or saline is evenly distributed from top to bottom, creating a perfectly round shape. Real breasts tend to be fuller on the bottom.


Right. Like bags of sand.
 
2014-04-17 05:04:24 PM
Yowza.  I'm not a big fan of fakes, but I'll be damned if they don't drive the point home.

/the point
//drive it home
 
2014-04-17 05:05:04 PM
Not to be Studman69, but I dont find her very attractive.
 
2014-04-17 05:05:21 PM

Banned on the Run: [starsmedia.ign.com image 450x532]

[images.askmen.com image 410x410]

As someone who is not categorically opposed to fake boobs, imma have to say those look farking ridiculous


In those shots they look just as big as I would want them on that size frame.  I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2014-04-17 05:06:24 PM
What makes me sad is that she was probably hot before the bolt-ons - what made her feel so insecure that she did that to herself?  Was she just that flat?
 
2014-04-17 05:07:46 PM
Freak show women. Still hitable, but a bit on the gory side.
 
2014-04-17 05:08:32 PM
Yeahhh, those boobs are faker than my model girlfriend that lives in Canada. Everything else is not bad though.
 
2014-04-17 05:10:40 PM
set up a successful skin care range.

Welp, off to the range

i266.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-17 05:12:33 PM
FTFA:    in raunchy magazines like Maxim

??
Compared to what I usually look at, Maxim is like Highlights.

/Goofus and Gallant.
 
2014-04-17 05:12:35 PM

abhorrent1: set up a successful skin care range.

Welp, off to the range


Oops. Had it set on 'whore'.
 
2014-04-17 05:12:46 PM
A woman is in the most danger of being killed by an abusive partner when she tries to leave him.
 
2014-04-17 05:12:50 PM
OEM or bolt ons either way I wanna motor boat em. Also if the Old Lady looked like that I would be encouraging her to do photoshoots, just so I could brag that I was banging that...


/the extra cash from the shoots wouldn't hurt either...
 
2014-04-17 05:13:23 PM
I wonder if Dinos middle name begins with a 'Z'.

/remspect
 
2014-04-17 05:15:02 PM

Comsamvimes: Yeahhh, those boobs are faker than my model girlfriend that lives in Canada. Everything else is not bad though.


So, you been seeing any silicone that isn't from the Niagara Falls area?
 
2014-04-17 05:15:04 PM

Speaker2Animals: Those tits are f*cking grotesque. She looking to impress 14-year-old boys?


Well, she poses for Maxim.
 
2014-04-17 05:15:14 PM

tripleseven: maudibjr: holy pushed up boobs batman

Holy silicone boobs.

Sharp knees aside, fake is a deal breaker.


Yeah, I have to agree with you guys.  Not a bookmark. Nossir.
www.ar15.com
 
2014-04-17 05:15:34 PM

Bathia_Mapes: scottydoesntknow: Speaker2Animals: Male -- who prefers naturals, not freakish blow-ups.

Gotta love how a woman can't just have great tits. How do you know they're not natural? Seems like the bra is doing most of the work.

They're too round. Real breasts aren't round like that, whereas implants are. That's because the silicon or saline is evenly distributed from top to bottom, creating a perfectly round shape. Real breasts tend to be fuller on the bottom.


iv1.lisimg.com
Christina Hendricks and her Marvelous Underwire frown at your shenanigans.

/good band name, though
 
2014-04-17 05:15:49 PM
"They are not fake if I can touch them." - Joe Rogan Rand Paul
 
2014-04-17 05:16:02 PM
Speaker2Animals

Those tits are f*cking grotesque. She looking to impress 14-year-old boys?


Studman69?
 
2014-04-17 05:16:31 PM
She his way beneath my standards. Boobs are too sharp.

/fist, angry god etc.
 
2014-04-17 05:16:34 PM
Nobody fap ogle at her pics. He's got a knife.
 
2014-04-17 05:16:42 PM

WTFDYW: I wonder if Dinos middle name begins with a 'Z'.

/remspect


Lawlz, good catch. What does it take to get a Dino without the crazy and the ego?
 
2014-04-17 05:17:31 PM
Well, she's hot..minus the nasty fake tits.

Not that I mind all fake tits, but its pretty obvious hers were small before she got huge implants. Now, they look (and probably feel) like tightly stretched skin over an over-inflated water balloon.
 
2014-04-17 05:17:45 PM
CSB: I had a lady hire me for a boudoir session.  Everything was really classy and tasteful, and she had a nice book printed for her husband as a valentines gift.  When he opened it, he took a look at the pictures, called her a whore, and filed for divorce the next day.
 
2014-04-17 05:18:17 PM
The studman69 is strong in this thread.
 
2014-04-17 05:18:37 PM

WTFDYW: I wonder if Dinos middle name begins with a 'Z'.

/remspect


'M'... Dino 'M' Zaffina... and don't you forget it!!!

i9.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-17 05:18:39 PM
May I call her whore? Thank you.

/I'd bang it & shoot it.
 
2014-04-17 05:19:34 PM

Bathia_Mapes: scottydoesntknow: Speaker2Animals: Male -- who prefers naturals, not freakish blow-ups.

Gotta love how a woman can't just have great tits. How do you know they're not natural? Seems like the bra is doing most of the work.

They're too round. Real breasts aren't round like that, whereas implants are. That's because the silicon or saline is evenly distributed from top to bottom, creating a perfectly round shape. Real breasts tend to be fuller on the bottom.



The easiest way to tell is the skin on the outside edge.  If it comes all the way back up to the armpit, they are real.  If it comes back to an inch or two below the armpit, they are fake.  Those are definitely fake, but I would take them and I would share to keep them around.
 
2014-04-17 05:19:44 PM

Sofa King Smart: WTFDYW: I wonder if Dinos middle name begins with a 'Z'.

/remspect

'M'... Dino 'M' Zaffina... and don't you forget it!!!

[i9.photobucket.com image 400x400]


I was looking for that before I posted my post. Couldn't find it on the goggles.
 
2014-04-17 05:20:02 PM

Banned on the Run: As someone who is not categorically opposed to fake boobs, imma have to say those look farking ridiculous


Ive seen some augmented ones that looked and felt completely natural.

All depends on how/where the implant is placed and how small they were before vs how big the implants are.
 
2014-04-17 05:20:50 PM

Theaetetus: Bathia_Mapes: scottydoesntknow: Speaker2Animals: Male -- who prefers naturals, not freakish blow-ups.

Gotta love how a woman can't just have great tits. How do you know they're not natural? Seems like the bra is doing most of the work.

They're too round. Real breasts aren't round like that, whereas implants are. That's because the silicon or saline is evenly distributed from top to bottom, creating a perfectly round shape. Real breasts tend to be fuller on the bottom.

[iv1.lisimg.com image 600x831]
Christina Hendricks and her Marvelous Underwire frown at your shenanigans.

/good band name, though


Yah but notice how those come together when they are pushed up. The other's have a big ol' gap in between.

Again, I would have to touch them to make sure either way.
 
2014-04-17 05:22:25 PM
"He became insanely jealous. He could not stand the idea that men were ogling his wife in raunchy magazines like Maxim."

I thought the satisfaction of knowing that less fortunate men ogle your trophy wife wherever she goes is part of the point of having a trophy wife.

As it is, she should have known better---and I'm not talking about her implants.
 
2014-04-17 05:22:38 PM

lostcat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x394]


Too flat.

i.imgur.com

FTFY
 
2014-04-17 05:23:34 PM

FilmBELOH20: CSB: I had a lady hire me for a boudoir session.  Everything was really classy and tasteful, and she had a nice book printed for her husband as a valentines gift.  When he opened it, he took a look at the pictures, called her a whore, and filed for divorce the next day.


Maybe you shouldn't participate in the photos next time?
 
2014-04-17 05:27:12 PM
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-17 05:27:26 PM

BenJammin: A woman is in the most danger of being killed by an abusive partner when she tries to leave him.


And you know what?  Posing in you undies when your supposed partner opposes it demonstrates her lack of respect and empathy for him, Farking with people like that tends to make them stabby.

She should have left him and THEN done the slut show. But nooooo!  Instant gratification and all that.
 
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