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(Science News Magazine)   Meet the sexy lady cave louse, with a she-penis that extends up to 15% of her body length, which she uses to extract sperm from male lice   (sciencenews.org) divider line 46
    More: Weird, insects, sperm, cave louse, evolutionary pressure, collegiate university, caves, Current Biology, mites  
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2014-04-17 02:34:07 PM
Shouldn't that just be called a shenis?
 
2014-04-17 02:40:37 PM

unlikely: Shouldn't that just be called a shenis?


  Or a very large clitoris?
 
2014-04-17 02:43:50 PM
I think I've just discovered a new name for our receptionist
 
2014-04-17 02:44:16 PM
And we have the plot for my next manga
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-17 02:45:28 PM
a female bark louse can spend up to 70 hours extracting sperm from the male.

Is she available for weekend getaways?
 
2014-04-17 02:48:32 PM

ZAZ: a female bark louse can spend up to 70 hours extracting sperm from the male.

Is she available for weekend getaways?


The Louse Weekend?
prettycleverfilms.com
 
2014-04-17 02:56:02 PM

unlikely: Shouldn't that just be called a shenis?


SHENIS™

i loved that show on saturday mornings back in the 80s!
 
2014-04-17 03:25:50 PM
Shenis is a spunk gobbler....
 
2014-04-17 04:22:21 PM
fap
 
2014-04-17 04:23:48 PM
Already fapped to this years ago.
 
2014-04-17 04:24:45 PM
Uhh, Subby, that's a cooter launcher.
 
2014-04-17 04:29:15 PM
No thank you.
 
2014-04-17 04:29:33 PM
FYI, do not GIS "she-penis"
 
2014-04-17 04:32:49 PM
Females with penises? In Brazil, you say?
 
2014-04-17 04:37:28 PM
Hmmm....
 
2014-04-17 04:38:21 PM

dittybopper: Shenis is a spunk gobbler....


great. now that song is in my head.
 
2014-04-17 04:44:39 PM
He-Man and She-Penis, Masters of the Pooniverse!
 
2014-04-17 04:45:59 PM
That species is doing it wrong.
 
2014-04-17 04:50:29 PM
Sheenis was a man!

www.michellemacphearson.com
 
2014-04-17 04:50:56 PM
Only 15%? Meh, I can do that standing on my head...
 
2014-04-17 04:55:15 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ZAZ: a female bark louse can spend up to 70 hours extracting sperm from the male.

Is she available for weekend getaways?

The Louse Weekend?


That is so much better than what I was going to say.

/I'll say it anyway.
//"Once, when researchers tried to separate a coupled pair, the male's body broke in two but male and female genitals remained connected."
///[insert all the "hell no" gifs from the centipede in the snake thread
 
2014-04-17 05:07:03 PM
Love games?  Do you love me?
 
2014-04-17 05:11:16 PM
So . . . lice pegging porn?
 
2014-04-17 05:18:43 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk


I think I've just discovered a new name for our receptionist


You work here to?
 
2014-04-17 05:19:58 PM
cdn.splitsider.com

As you can see, we have a female cave lice specimen...

That cave lice has a penis.

Uhhh... female has the penis. You're fired.
 
2014-04-17 05:27:11 PM
How can there possibly be Intelligent Design when the engineer lets the betas go into production?
 
2014-04-17 05:31:56 PM

CPT Ethanolic: unlikely: Shouldn't that just be called a shenis?

  Or a very large clitoris?


Clenis, duh.
 
2014-04-17 05:34:26 PM
But enough about my wife
 
2014-04-17 05:38:24 PM

Banned on the Run: FYI, do not GIS "she-penis"


ludovic.chabant.com
 
2014-04-17 05:40:35 PM
Does not approve

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-17 06:03:52 PM

Banned on the Run: FYI, do not GIS "she-penis"


catbug_why_would_you_do_that.jpg
 
2014-04-17 06:46:57 PM
great. now that song is in my head.

i can think of much worse things to have in my head than the Ramones
 
2014-04-17 06:54:50 PM
Lice in your lady cave is most unsexy.

...but more likely than you think
 
2014-04-17 07:19:04 PM
I-N-S-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
I-N-S-E-C-T
Take care, TCB
Oh! (suck it to me, suck it to me,
suck it to me, suck it to me)
A little insect (suck it to me, suck it to me,
suck it to me, suck it to me)
Whoa, babe (just a little nit)
A little insect (just a little nit)
 
2014-04-17 07:27:30 PM
CLENIS
 
2014-04-17 08:37:12 PM

Ghastly: And we have the plot for my next manga


There's an artist named AskRay you may want to consult with before writing.
 
2014-04-17 08:54:05 PM
"A small female Neotrogla bark louse extends an inflatable, penislike organ (less than a millimeter long, shown in orange), which fits into a vaginalike pocket inside the male of her species and collects his sperm."

Um, are you guys sure you didn't just screw up the sexing of this particular species...?
 
2014-04-17 09:02:56 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: great. now that song is in my head.

i can think of much worse things to have in my head than the Ramones


Lice?
 
2014-04-17 09:22:40 PM
Meet the sexy lady cave louse, with a she-penis that extends up to 15% of her body length, which she uses to extract sperm from male lice

Shaft

Right on
 
2014-04-17 09:32:05 PM
i738.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-17 10:13:52 PM

degenerate-afro: Ghastly: And we have the plot for my next manga

There's an artist named BehindMoon you may want to consult with before writing.


FTFY.
 
2014-04-17 10:27:48 PM
I am 90% sure this is not only someone's fetish, but there is also a 90 chapter porn manga devoted to it.
 
2014-04-17 11:21:12 PM

Raw_fishFood: I am 90% sure this is not only someone's fetish, but there is also a 90 chapter porn manga devoted to it.


I'm 90% sure you're probably right, but I don't dare GIS for that topic, I don't need the last bit of my sanity ripped away by something insect related.

/ew
 
2014-04-18 12:00:53 AM
I can't believe none of you quoted the line about sperm's value as food with some sort of comment about showing it to your girlfriend/wife, but it not doing you any good anyway, she still won't suck you off.
 
2014-04-18 05:51:12 AM
That is the worst looking rimjob ever. Eucchh.
 
2014-04-18 12:18:25 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: I-N-S-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
I-N-S-E-C-T
Take care, TCB
Oh! (suck it to me, suck it to me,
suck it to me, suck it to me)
A little insect (suck it to me, suck it to me,
suck it to me, suck it to me)
Whoa, babe (just a little nit)
A little insect (just a little nit)


Threadwin.
 
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