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(Newser)   Dartmouth president thinks school is being "hijacked by extreme behavior" and "dangerous drinking," in transparent attempt to get more kids to apply   ( divider line
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2014-04-17 03:27:23 PM  
3 votes:
Seven years of college down the drain.
2014-04-17 03:24:25 PM  
3 votes:
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^ Based on experiences at Dartmouth
2014-04-17 05:07:37 PM  
1 vote:

Nick Nostril: If he mentioned the totally hawk co-eds he could have gotten the trifecta.

Nick Nostril: Farking autocorrect

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What a hawk coed might look like, in case you were wondering.
2014-04-17 04:41:50 PM  
1 vote:

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers."

what you did there
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I've seen it

2014-04-17 03:54:57 PM  
1 vote:
You can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth...the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

2014-04-17 03:29:04 PM  
1 vote:
Dartmouth's beloved mascot, Keggy, is shocked -- SHOCKED -- at these claims!

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2014-04-17 03:26:35 PM  
1 vote:
What does he expect at a college where hazing consists of having a dart thrown into ones mouth.
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