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(Newser)   Dartmouth president thinks school is being "hijacked by extreme behavior" and "dangerous drinking," in transparent attempt to get more kids to apply   (newser.com) divider line 27
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2014-04-17 03:24:25 PM
bullmurph.com

^ Based on experiences at Dartmouth
 
2014-04-17 03:24:31 PM
If he mentioned the totally hawk co-eds he could have gotten the trifecta.
 
2014-04-17 03:24:50 PM
No way.

davidestorey.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-17 03:25:50 PM
Farking autocorrect
 
2014-04-17 03:26:35 PM
What does he expect at a college where hazing consists of having a dart thrown into ones mouth.
 
2014-04-17 03:26:57 PM
I'll take "Same sh*t, different century" for $1,000, Alex.
 
2014-04-17 03:27:23 PM
Seven years of college down the drain.
 
2014-04-17 03:28:13 PM
The jury is still out on this president. President Kim was good, and I ended up liking Wright more than I thought I would upon matriculation. This guy, though, is sounding way too much like an administrative dweeb so far.

/class of '04.
//GDI
///slashies
 
2014-04-17 03:29:04 PM
Dartmouth's beloved mascot, Keggy, is shocked -- SHOCKED -- at these claims!

static.thedartmouth.com
 
2014-04-17 03:32:37 PM

dartben: //GDI


GDI isn't a real house! Now Nod, that's a real brotherhood!
 
2014-04-17 03:36:03 PM
Too much maple syrup and cashews.
 
2014-04-17 03:37:34 PM
Dear Dartmouth President,

You have standards of behavior and a student honor code. Enforce them and expel those who egregiously ignore them. Problem solve.

Your's truly,
Someone who went to a college where this shiat was not allowed
 
2014-04-17 03:38:34 PM
Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers."
 
2014-04-17 03:40:26 PM

Learned Hand Job: Dartmouth's beloved mascot, Keggy, is shocked -- SHOCKED -- at these claims!

[static.thedartmouth.com image 630x473]


Gotta give 'em credit, Dartmouth has not one, but TWO of the most un-P.C. mascots in existence.

www.bluecorncomics.com
/and it was founded by a puritan minister
//do they still float inner tubes on the college green?
 
2014-04-17 03:54:57 PM
You can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth...the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

GENTLEMEN!
 
2014-04-17 04:17:01 PM
my little sister was raped at Dartmouth

/not drunk
//not asking for it
///screaming for help
 
2014-04-17 04:18:07 PM
It's April.  There's all of four weeks until 95% of the students go home for the Summer.

You can either....

Take the Summer to put together the right initiatives to wind things down, work with Campus groups to provide safe outlets for extremism, put in place harsh consequences for underage drinking and involve the REAL police (not the Campus Police) in assaults..

Or you can go on record now where the students will laminate the article and think of your words as a challenge to out-do themselves after a Summer of resting up and planning.

Apparently you have made your choice.  Get your sleep now.  Come September you're going to need it.
 
2014-04-17 04:25:06 PM

Skarekrough: It's April.  There's all of four weeks until 95% of the students go home for the Summer.

You can either....

Take the Summer to put together the right initiatives to wind things down, work with Campus groups to provide safe outlets for extremism, put in place harsh consequences for underage drinking and involve the REAL police (not the Campus Police) in assaults..

Or you can go on record now where the students will laminate the article and think of your words as a challenge to out-do themselves after a Summer of resting up and planning.

Apparently you have made your choice.  Get your sleep now.  Come September you're going to need it.


He should have put Neidameyer on it, he's a sneaky little shiat too.
 
2014-04-17 04:36:37 PM

davynelson: my little sister was raped at Dartmouth

/not drunk
//not asking for it
///screaming for help


I'm sorry to hear that.  Any idea what happened to the perpetrators?
 
2014-04-17 04:41:50 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers."


what you did there
th03.deviantart.net
I've seen it

 
2014-04-17 04:51:30 PM

MBooda: Learned Hand Job: Dartmouth's beloved mascot, Keggy, is shocked -- SHOCKED -- at these claims!

[static.thedartmouth.com image 630x473]

Gotta give 'em credit, Dartmouth has not one, but TWO of the most un-P.C. mascots in existence.

[www.bluecorncomics.com image 850x727]
/and it was founded by a puritan minister
//do they still float inner tubes on the college green?


Nope.  They banned the Indian over 40 years ago.  All because of PCness.

\fark PCness
\\still proud that my HS (Dartmouth High in MA) kept the Indian logo
 
2014-04-17 04:55:18 PM
Learned Hand Job: Dartmouth's beloved mascot, Keggy, is shocked -- SHOCKED -- at these claims!

...& i always thought 'Keggy' was tied into the Purdue Boilermakers

davynelson cripes-not a CSB, were they prosecuted?
 
2014-04-17 04:58:51 PM

Skarekrough: It's April.  There's all of four weeks until 95% of the students go home for the Summer.

You can either....

Take the Summer to put together the right initiatives to wind things down, work with Campus groups to provide safe outlets for extremism, put in place harsh consequences for underage drinking and involve the REAL police (not the Campus Police) in assaults..

Or you can go on record now where the students will laminate the article and think of your words as a challenge to out-do themselves after a Summer of resting up and planning.

Apparently you have made your choice.  Get your sleep now.  Come September you're going to need it.


Dartmouth doesn't even have "Campus Police", they've got "Safety and Security" (who are completely unarmed and would have to call the local police in the event of a dangerous situation).
 
2014-04-17 05:07:37 PM

Nick Nostril: If he mentioned the totally hawk co-eds he could have gotten the trifecta.


Nick Nostril: Farking autocorrect


skylowstudio.com

What a hawk coed might look like, in case you were wondering.
 
2014-04-17 06:17:52 PM
I always thought Dartmouth sounded like a game you had to play to get into a frat. Those tight knit boys living together aren't fooling anyone.

/If frats were like Animal House, I would have pledged.
//Go Mizzou.
///Sort of.
 
2014-04-17 07:45:32 PM
The wife is a grad and I worked there for nearly a decade.
You do not know the half of it. I think recognition of the problem has been a stumbling block. Ma Dartmouth needs a wake-up call.
 
2014-04-17 07:59:54 PM
We must do something to stop the reporting of sexual assaults
 
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