Learned Hand Job: Dartmouth's beloved mascot, Keggy, is shocked -- SHOCKED -- at these claims![static.thedartmouth.com image 630x473]
Skarekrough: It's April. There's all of four weeks until 95% of the students go home for the Summer.You can either....Take the Summer to put together the right initiatives to wind things down, work with Campus groups to provide safe outlets for extremism, put in place harsh consequences for underage drinking and involve the REAL police (not the Campus Police) in assaults..Or you can go on record now where the students will laminate the article and think of your words as a challenge to out-do themselves after a Summer of resting up and planning.Apparently you have made your choice. Get your sleep now. Come September you're going to need it.
davynelson: my little sister was raped at Dartmouth/not drunk//not asking for it///screaming for help
The Jami Turman Fan Club: Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers."
what you did thereI've seen it
MBooda: Learned Hand Job: Dartmouth's beloved mascot, Keggy, is shocked -- SHOCKED -- at these claims![static.thedartmouth.com image 630x473]Gotta give 'em credit, Dartmouth has not one, but TWO of the most un-P.C. mascots in existence.[www.bluecorncomics.com image 850x727]/and it was founded by a puritan minister//do they still float inner tubes on the college green?
Nick Nostril: If he mentioned the totally hawk co-eds he could have gotten the trifecta.
Nick Nostril: Farking autocorrect
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