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(The Week)   New study suggests that babies don't cry at night because they are cold, or hungry , or upset, but because they are cock-blocking little shiats   (theweek.com) divider line 28
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2014-04-17 12:46:20 PM
New study suggest people will believe anything.
 
2014-04-17 01:25:30 PM
Their tears only make my penis harder.
 
2014-04-17 01:41:40 PM

Jeep2011: New study suggest people will believe anything.


really?!  I'd love to read it.  sounds like a great study!
 
2014-04-17 01:45:10 PM
Ha!  Mommy doesn't have to be awake for Daddy to have sex with her.  Joke's on them.
 
2014-04-17 02:05:28 PM
You know what they call a person who cries when you want to have sex?

/I'm going to stop right there because I'm skeeving myself out.
 
2014-04-17 02:06:07 PM
Interesting 6 sentences.  Glad that 'article' author put some effort into it.
 
2014-04-17 02:07:53 PM

cgraves67: You know what they call a person who cries when you want to have sex?

/I'm going to stop right there because I'm skeeving myself out.


Your wife?
 
2014-04-17 02:11:41 PM

cgraves67: You know what they call a person who cries when you want to have sex?

/I'm going to stop right there because I'm skeeving myself out.


The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying.
 
2014-04-17 02:13:11 PM
Night is for passing out.  Naps are for fun time.
 
2014-04-17 02:14:15 PM
I knew it all along.
 
2014-04-17 02:22:32 PM

Ghastly: Their tears only make my penis harder.


You say that about everything.
 
2014-04-17 02:25:04 PM
 
2014-04-17 02:37:28 PM
Infanticide is the only answer.
 
2014-04-17 02:42:24 PM

Gergesa: Infanticide is the only answer.


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2014-04-17 03:02:03 PM
This is purely speculation and makes some insanely uninformed assumptions about how evolution works. Complete and utter bunk.
 
2014-04-17 03:12:40 PM

Saiga410: Night is for passing out.  Naps are for fun time.


Also - daycare that is open on all Federal holidays and/or telework days.

/giggity
 
2014-04-17 03:42:06 PM

mjohnson71: cgraves67: You know what they call a person who cries when you want to have sex?

/I'm going to stop right there because I'm skeeving myself out.

The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying.


Damn straight.
 
2014-04-17 03:59:37 PM
Bullshiat. It means finish fast before the mommy guilt kicks in.
 
2014-04-17 04:07:34 PM

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: This is purely speculation and makes some insanely uninformed assumptions about how evolution works. Complete and utter bunk.


i.imgur.com

This is one of the studies referenced in the literature review.

i.imgur.com

And this is the other major study (far newer) referenced in this part of the literature. Have at it.
 
2014-04-17 04:38:12 PM
Would rather them cry then actually understand their actual need  http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3326#comic
 
2014-04-17 04:50:23 PM
Good thing you can't get pregnant during the day.
 
2014-04-17 05:02:07 PM
oi40.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-17 05:09:51 PM

Warchild: [oi40.tinypic.com image 625x797]


Shouldn't that kid be sticking out of a mans chest?
 
2014-04-17 05:19:00 PM

Somacandra: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: This is purely speculation and makes some insanely uninformed assumptions about how evolution works. Complete and utter bunk.



This is one of the studies referenced in the literature review.



And this is the other major study (far newer) referenced in this part of the literature. Have at it.


Challenge accepted!

(Reads links, including Mail Online)

imgs.xkcd.com

Yeah, still looks like a bunch of assumptions based on correlation and causation being interchangeable. Then again, I don't care nearly as much about this as you apparently do, so... yeah... gonna go have a beer.
 
2014-04-17 05:21:11 PM

Saiga410: Shouldn't that kid be sticking out of a mans chest?


He does look like a monster.
 
2014-04-17 07:35:15 PM

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: This is purely speculation and makes some insanely uninformed assumptions about how evolution works. Complete and utter bunk.


Yet when you're the father of an infant and you want to get some, you would say "and you needed a study to find out that?".

/harsh times during the breastfeeding periods
//thankfully now they both sleep through the night
///got some last night
////woohoo!
 
2014-04-17 09:06:24 PM

sotua: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: This is purely speculation and makes some insanely uninformed assumptions about how evolution works. Complete and utter bunk.

Yet when you're the father of an infant and you want to get some, you would say "and you needed a study to find out that?".

/harsh times during the breastfeeding periods
//thankfully now they both sleep through the night
///got some last night
////woohoo!


Oh, don't get me wrong, it's entirely possible I'm in severe denial. I'm mere months from becoming a dad and I'm already building a sleep deficit; I don't even want to think about how quickly the sex life will vanish, but I suppose that's really not where my priorities should sit...
 
2014-04-17 10:25:16 PM
Jokes on you baby, I only take 2 minutes. Hahahahahaha!
 
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