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(Legal Examiner)   Flesh eating baby tarballs. It's not Syfy, it's BP   (neworleans.legalexaminer.com ) divider line
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2014-04-17 05:00:02 PM  

uber humper: easy peasy

tar -zxvf baby.tar baby


Oh, I read it wrong. I thought it was baby-eating tarballs
 
2014-04-17 05:03:03 PM  

wingnut396: Smeggy Smurf: meat0918: I thought tar balls were a daily occurrence before the oil spill, because of underwater oil seeps?

Shut up.  Just shut up.  You and your facts.  Goddammit we're supposed to be panicking

Yes they are.

But the BP spill is still impacting the coastal wetlands in Louisiana and Mississippi.  The spilled oil is still killing grasses and helping to erode the already fragile marshlands.


It's a good thing the earth has never been damaged before.  Imagine if a 5 mile rock was to hit the Yucatan.
 
2014-04-17 05:22:13 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: wingnut396: Smeggy Smurf: meat0918: I thought tar balls were a daily occurrence before the oil spill, because of underwater oil seeps?

Shut up.  Just shut up.  You and your facts.  Goddammit we're supposed to be panicking

Yes they are.

But the BP spill is still impacting the coastal wetlands in Louisiana and Mississippi.  The spilled oil is still killing grasses and helping to erode the already fragile marshlands.

It's a good thing the earth has never been damaged before.  Imagine if a 5 mile rock was to hit the Yucatan.


You're right.  Thanks for opening my eyes.  I'm going to start just tossing my trash, used motor oil, sewage on my front lawn because fark it, there was once a huge mass extinction event so we may as just not farking try.  Thanks again for taking that load off Smeggy Troll.
 
2014-04-17 05:27:55 PM  
Unfortunately, where I live, there are some rather  egregious penalties for unzipping one's tarballs in public.
Not that it stops me..
 
2014-04-17 05:43:47 PM  
Um---yeah....tar baby

NSFW
 
2014-04-17 05:51:19 PM  

cretinbob: Um---yeah....tar baby

NSFW


That's a fresh take on it.
 
2014-04-17 06:01:09 PM  

wingnut396: Smeggy Smurf: wingnut396: Smeggy Smurf: meat0918: I thought tar balls were a daily occurrence before the oil spill, because of underwater oil seeps?

Shut up.  Just shut up.  You and your facts.  Goddammit we're supposed to be panicking

Yes they are.

But the BP spill is still impacting the coastal wetlands in Louisiana and Mississippi.  The spilled oil is still killing grasses and helping to erode the already fragile marshlands.

It's a good thing the earth has never been damaged before.  Imagine if a 5 mile rock was to hit the Yucatan.

You're right.  Thanks for opening my eyes.  I'm going to start just tossing my trash, used motor oil, sewage on my front lawn because fark it, there was once a huge mass extinction event so we may as just not farking try.  Thanks again for taking that load off Smeggy Troll.


Might I suggest you smoke a bowl?  You seem uptight and not at all snarky
 
2014-04-17 06:07:33 PM  

cretinbob: Um---yeah....tar baby

NSFW


Can't say I've ever seen that before, so... good find?
 
2014-04-17 06:16:41 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-17 07:12:30 PM  

dj_spanmaster: cretinbob: Um---yeah....tar baby

NSFW

Can't say I've ever seen that before, so... good find?


Actually I do think it's a good painting and may be undervalued at $4800. Some very interesting other work here...and yrah, it's NSFW too
 
2014-04-17 08:15:23 PM  
Flesh eating baby tarballs. It's not Syfy, it's BP

But it WILL be on SyFy next week! Check your local listings!
 
2014-04-17 10:48:21 PM  
It sounds delicious. Like a black pus filled TwinkieTM.

c2.staticflickr.com
 
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