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(Globe and Mail)   Putin issues warning about Abyss. If he thinks that's bad, wait until he sees Leviathan   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 78
    More: Followup, Vladimir Putin, abyss, Ukraine, Europe, Federation Council, Arseniy Yatsenyuk, Leviathan, Francois Hollande  
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2014-04-17 12:37:10 PM  
*NICE*.

Made even more nicer by the fact that the ship in Leviathan was Russian.
 
2014-04-17 12:49:58 PM  
KNEW THIS WAS
ONE WAY TICKET
BUT YOU KNOW
I HAD TO COME
 
2014-04-17 12:52:21 PM  

dittybopper: *NICE*.

Made even more nicer by the fact that the ship in Leviathan was Russian.


Thanks. I only used Leviathan because I couldn't remember 'Deepstar Six' at the time.

/subby
 
2014-04-17 12:54:49 PM  
Russia stalling again: film at 11
 
2014-04-17 01:31:11 PM  
Grumpiest movie monster, ever.

horrorhomework.com
 
2014-04-17 01:32:41 PM  
THERrrrrE
HERrrrE
 
2014-04-17 01:38:36 PM  
Leviathon had a better cast. Robocop, Trautman and the chick from Max Headroom.
 
2014-04-17 02:11:42 PM  
I really do hope that it does happen

Ukraine and Russia have such a shared history that I dont think Putin would believe its right to give up on claims of Ukrainian submission

However, Russia really wants to have a modern nation and they cant do that without the west. Putin does LOVE capitalism and I think he does want to keep it going full speed.

If I were a betting man Russia was doing all this dick waving and supporting of pro-Russian groups to force Ukraine to agree to the annexation of Crimea. Putin played an incredible political game and he won.
 
2014-04-17 03:09:36 PM  
I liked 'The Abyss'.
 
2014-04-17 03:25:45 PM  

vernonFL: I liked 'The Abyss'.


The Abyss was a good film. A ripoff homage of The Day the Earth Stood Still and it was a revolutionary use of CGI. And boobies.
 
2014-04-17 03:36:41 PM  
For it's day The Abyss was a pretty cool movie, subs. Haven't seen it in a while though might not hold up...
 
2014-04-17 03:49:24 PM  

Headso: For it's day The Abyss was a pretty cool movie, subs. Haven't seen it in a while though might not hold up...


Watched it a few months ago on Netflix.  It holds up pretty well.
 
2014-04-17 03:50:41 PM  

dittybopper: Headso: For it's day The Abyss was a pretty cool movie, subs. Haven't seen it in a while though might not hold up...

Watched it a few months ago on Netflix.  It holds up pretty well.


Wait, scratch that:  I watched *LEVIATHAN* a few months ago on Netflix.  I have "The Abyss" on DVD.  But yeah, it does hold up pretty well.
 
2014-04-17 04:19:58 PM  

Mugato: vernonFL: I liked 'The Abyss'.

The Abyss was a good film. A ripoff homage of The Day the Earth Stood Still and it was a revolutionary use of CGI. And boobies.


Also a 2001 homage there at the end.

/still, they should be dead from decompression sickness but you know, alien magic so they're not.
 
2014-04-17 05:48:02 PM  

bdub77: Mugato: vernonFL: I liked 'The Abyss'.

The Abyss was a good film. A ripoff homage of The Day the Earth Stood Still and it was a revolutionary use of CGI. And boobies.

Also a 2001 homage there at the end.

/still, they should be dead from decompression sickness but you know, alien magic so they're not.


They lampshade that pretty good, iirc.
 
2014-04-17 06:00:38 PM  
Did the warning comment on it looking back at you? Cus thats played out man.
 
2014-04-17 06:01:30 PM  
If you're pro-Russian and you don't know where to go to,
Why don't you go to the Ukranian border where the Russian troops sits,
Putin on the abyss!
 
2014-04-17 06:05:49 PM  
Dead Calm was superior to both IMHO.
 
2014-04-17 06:08:02 PM  

Mugato: Leviathon had a better cast. Robocop, Trautman and the chick from Max Headroom.


Peter Weller, Richard Crenna, Ernie Hudson, Daniel Stern, and a cute chick who was also guest starred in X-Files.

/I've seen it a time or two
/or ten, actually
 
2014-04-17 06:09:00 PM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net

gatherer.wizards.com
 
2014-04-17 06:09:50 PM  
Sounds like some true lies.
 
2014-04-17 06:13:43 PM  
I LOVE The Abyss. It DOES hold up.

EPIC Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio tits ftw.
 
2014-04-17 06:14:15 PM  
"Canada will send six CF-18 jets and more military personnel to bolster NATO's efforts to protect alles in Eastern Europe, Prime Minister Stephen Harper said Thursday, citing Canada's anxiety over Russian "expansionism" in Ukraine."

/now you've pissed of Canada, Herr Putin

//Obama to send "non-lethal" support.
 
2014-04-17 06:14:26 PM  
Those of us old enough to have rented videotapes all have that one movie that you somehow forgot to return and ended up costing you more in late fees than the movie was worth. For me, that movie was "The Abyss".

/damned thing fell under my car seat and didn't get dropped in the night drop slot with the others.
//went out of town and didn't know it was a problem for a couple of weeks.
///cost me about $60
////and a lot of slashies.
//somebody please stop me ...
 
2014-04-17 06:16:13 PM  
when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
 
2014-04-17 06:16:21 PM  

svanmeter: "Canada will send six CF-18 jets and more military personnel to bolster NATO's efforts to protect alles in Eastern Europe, Prime Minister Stephen Harper said Thursday, citing Canada's anxiety over Russian "expansionism" in Ukraine."

/now you've pissed of Canada, Herr Putin

//Obama to send "non-lethal" support.


The most damage we could do would be to send tech support from the Obamacare website to help with the Russian networks
 
2014-04-17 06:19:47 PM  
It was a Russian water tentacle!
 
2014-04-17 06:20:42 PM  

Mugato: vernonFL: I liked 'The Abyss'.

The Abyss was a good film. A ripoff homage of The Day the Earth Stood Still and it was a revolutionary use of CGI. And boobies.


The Abyss was good but the Directors edition blew my mind.
 
2014-04-17 06:21:35 PM  
LOVE YOU...WIFE.

Gets me every damned time.
 
2014-04-17 06:23:12 PM  

iheartscotch: when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.


upload.wikimedia.org : Dear Americanians, I glazed into the eye of abyss and found it very straight forward and trustworthy
 
2014-04-17 06:24:39 PM  
<b>Grumpfuff</b>

That's the Modern edition of Leviathan, huh? Looks rather.... errrg.

Original, for comparison:

gatherer.wizards.com
 
2014-04-17 06:27:37 PM  

Jedekai: <b>Grumpfuff</b>

That's the Modern edition of Leviathan, huh? Looks rather.... errrg.

Original, for comparison:

[gatherer.wizards.com image 223x310]


I just grabbed the first one I saw.

/has several originals in a binder somewhere
//there are some women in those binders too
 
2014-04-17 06:27:43 PM  
What is the Abyss, and why does it keep staring at me?
 
2014-04-17 06:33:00 PM  
Like the movie, Putin's invasion into Ukraine worked really well at first, but falling apart in the third act.
 
2014-04-17 06:33:45 PM  

cman: Putin played an incredible political game and he won.


Lost Ukraine by offering a $15B trade deal when it should have been $50B
Lost respect of nations who now question Russia's commitment to treaties and agreements
Cost the Russian economy maybe $100B in trade and development deals
Turkey on notice, if Russia mistreats the Cossacks in Crimea, Turkey locks their fleet in the Black Sea
Seized a tiny peninsula, where they already had bases, and have no land bridge to it.
Putin looks like a fool and a dictator

WINNING
 
2014-04-17 06:33:52 PM  

baronbloodbath: Mugato: Leviathon had a better cast. Robocop, Trautman and the chick from Max Headroom.

Peter Weller, Richard Crenna, Ernie Hudson, Daniel Stern, and a cute chick who was also guest starred in X-Files.

/I've seen it a time or two
/or ten, actually


The Abyss has Chris Elliot. Checkmate.
 
2014-04-17 06:38:19 PM  

tinyarena: Turkey on notice, if Russia mistreats the Cossacks in Crimea, Turkey locks their fleet in the Black Sea


In Putin's Russia, Cossacks mistreat you
 
2014-04-17 06:44:39 PM  

tinyarena: cman: Putin played an incredible political game and he won.

Lost Ukraine by offering a $15B trade deal when it should have been $50B
Lost respect of nations who now question Russia's commitment to treaties and agreements
Cost the Russian economy maybe $100B in trade and development deals
Turkey on notice, if Russia mistreats the Cossacks in Crimea, Turkey locks their fleet in the Black Sea
Seized a tiny peninsula, where they already had bases, and have no land bridge to it.
Putin looks like a fool and a dictator

WINNING


Be that as it may he successfully took land that had an important role in the Region. Also, the Russian people love him for what he did. He did win a little bit at the cost of significant degradation of their international reputation.
 
2014-04-17 06:49:12 PM  

cman: tinyarena: cman: Putin played an incredible political game and he won.

Lost Ukraine by offering a $15B trade deal when it should have been $50B
Lost respect of nations who now question Russia's commitment to treaties and agreements
Cost the Russian economy maybe $100B in trade and development deals
Turkey on notice, if Russia mistreats the Cossacks in Crimea, Turkey locks their fleet in the Black Sea
Seized a tiny peninsula, where they already had bases, and have no land bridge to it.
Putin looks like a fool and a dictator

WINNING

Be that as it may he successfully took land that had an important role in the Region. Also, the Russian people love him for what he did. He did win a little bit at the cost of significant degradation of their international reputation.


So, if I steal a sandwich and get my arm cut off, by your definition, I'm winning.
 
2014-04-17 06:50:49 PM  

LewDux: iheartscotch: when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

: Dear Americanians, I glazed into the eye of abyss and found it very straight forward and trustworthy


Mock if you must, but, pooty poot didn't pull this shiat when Bush was in office. Just sayin'...
 
2014-04-17 06:54:27 PM  

tinyarena: cman: Putin played an incredible political game and he won.

Lost Ukraine by offering a $15B trade deal when it should have been $50B
Lost respect of nations who now question Russia's commitment to treaties and agreements
Cost the Russian economy maybe $100B in trade and development deals
Turkey on notice, if Russia mistreats the Cossacks in Crimea, Turkey locks their fleet in the Black Sea
Seized a tiny peninsula, where they already had bases, and have no land bridge to it.
Putin looks like a fool and a dictator

WINNING


Tartars, not Cossacks.

/Crimea has both, but it is the crimean Tartars that are muslim.
 
2014-04-17 06:57:21 PM  

iheartscotch: LewDux: iheartscotch: when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

: Dear Americanians, I glazed into the eye of abyss and found it very straight forward and trustworthy

Mock if you must, but, pooty poot didn't pull this shiat when Bush was in office. Just sayin'...


Georgia, you dolt!
 
2014-04-17 06:57:48 PM  

iheartscotch: LewDux: iheartscotch: when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

: Dear Americanians, I glazed into the eye of abyss and found it very straight forward and trustworthy

Mock if you must, but, pooty poot didn't pull this shiat when Bush was in office. Just sayin'...


ORLY?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chechnya
 
2014-04-17 06:57:49 PM  

LewDux: iheartscotch: when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 363x263] : Dear Americanians, I glazed into the eye of abyss and found it very straight forward and trustworthy


Lol. I'm pretty sure he's still staring into the abyss.
 
2014-04-17 06:58:20 PM  

Thrag: Tartars, not Cossacks.

/Crimea has both, but it is the crimean Tartars that are muslim


And the Tartars are easier to control.

img0061.popscreencdn.com
 
2014-04-17 06:58:36 PM  

Thrag:
Tartars, not Cossacks.

/Crimea has both, but it is the crimean Tartars that are muslim.


Thanks, my bad, Tartars it is
 
2014-04-17 06:59:22 PM  

iheartscotch: LewDux: iheartscotch: when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

: Dear Americanians, I glazed into the eye of abyss and found it very straight forward and trustworthy

Mock if you must, but, pooty poot didn't pull this shiat when Bush was in office. Just sayin'...


"that I know I speak for every American when I say to him today, we are all Georgians.Ukrainians "

-John McCain Rand Paul

I am guessing I just missed an obvious "that's the joke."
 
2014-04-17 07:05:32 PM  

HenryFnord: iheartscotch: LewDux: iheartscotch: when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

: Dear Americanians, I glazed into the eye of abyss and found it very straight forward and trustworthy

Mock if you must, but, pooty poot didn't pull this shiat when Bush was in office. Just sayin'...

ORLY?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chechnya


Don't forget the invasion of Georgia.
 
2014-04-17 07:11:06 PM  

RexTalionis: HenryFnord: iheartscotch: LewDux: iheartscotch: when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

: Dear Americanians, I glazed into the eye of abyss and found it very straight forward and trustworthy

Mock if you must, but, pooty poot didn't pull this shiat when Bush was in office. Just sayin'...

ORLY?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chechnya

Don't forget the invasion of Georgia.


I spent time in Atlanta. He can have it.  Besides, I don't recall Georgia including an extremely shady referendum.
 
2014-04-17 07:16:18 PM  
When you stare into the Abbess, the Abbess stares into you ... with her cold, steely-grey dragon eyes.

Oh, wait. I meant Abyss.

Far less scary than Mother Superior.
 
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