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(WTSP)   Old and busted: Drug thieves attacking pharmacists. New hotness: Drug thieves attacking old people on their way out from seeing the pharmacists   (wtsp.com) divider line 19
    More: Florida, Palm Harbor, pharmacy, surveillance, prescription drugs  
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2014-04-17 01:27:10 PM
I think one of them approached me downtown last weekend.  "Hey buddy, you want to increase your bone density?"

I didn't even acknowledge him and just kept walking.
 
2014-04-17 02:03:50 PM
Well yeah, old people have the best drugs.
 
2014-04-17 02:05:39 PM
Gotta get me some of those prescription strength laxatives.
 
2014-04-17 02:06:14 PM
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2014-04-17 02:07:15 PM

Heamer: Well yeah, old people have the best drugs.


Boniva?
 
2014-04-17 02:13:14 PM
If it's not thugs, it robots:
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I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series "Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration.
 
2014-04-17 02:16:28 PM

monoski: Heamer: Well yeah, old people have the best drugs.

Boniva?


That a new Viagra?
 
2014-04-17 02:26:34 PM
FTA: detectives say Oxycodone and narcotic addicts will do anything to get a fix.

Legalize everything, Darwin'll sort 'em out.
 
2014-04-17 02:40:47 PM
 
2014-04-17 02:44:57 PM

Russ1642: Gotta get me some of those prescription strength laxatives.


If they're desperate enough to be jacking old folks off the street they're probably having no problem dropping a deuce.
 
2014-04-17 02:49:49 PM

Cygnus God of Balance: If it's not thugs, it robots:
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I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series "Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration.


dammit, beat me to it....
 
2014-04-17 03:00:36 PM

monoski: Heamer: Well yeah, old people have the best drugs.

Boniva?


2:20
 
2014-04-17 03:12:12 PM
Almost had this happen to me a few years back. Told the guy to stay away from me and went to unlock my car. As I put the key in the door, I saw his reflection in my driver's side window. I froze, held the key tightly, trying to decide what to do, when a beater full of guys and a big dog pulled up. They rolled their back window down and the dog hung its head out and barked until that farker ran into the night.
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2014-04-17 03:14:23 PM
I'm not sure why the Florida tag... this isn't just happening there. It happened here in the STL area (in a well off suburb, even... this isn't restricted to crappy neighborhoods). A couple young punks grabbed medications from an old lady. They were hanging around the pharmacy until they heard one getting something they wanted. Thing is, they weren't even that clear about what it was- turned out it wasn't the really fun drugs.

Druggies willing to knock over old folks = not the brightest bulbs out there.

Still, this is even going on in families too. I've heard of lowlife kids "caring" for ailing parents refuse to give the cancer-stricken parents any care at all unless they share the painkillers.
 
2014-04-17 03:18:42 PM
All the drugstores where I live will deliver anyone their prescriptions free of charge, 9am-5pm, to home or work.
 
2014-04-17 04:33:35 PM

lindalouwho: All the drugstores where I live will deliver anyone their prescriptions free of charge, 9am-5pm, to home or work.


Nice going there. Now the tweakers will just target that guy and take ALL the drugs.
 
2014-04-17 04:58:06 PM

lindalouwho: All the drugstores where I live will deliver anyone their prescriptions free of charge, 9am-5pm, to home or work.


Yeah, well, when you need a refill on you Viagra, you need it now.
 
2014-04-17 06:23:37 PM
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A few years ago, a customer came into the store to get his narcotic prescription filled. While he was waiting, we noticed him acting funny and we discovered him shoplifting some stuff. He managed to get out of the store before the cops got there but didn't take long to track him down. They bring him back and both myself and other supervisor had to go outside to confirm this is the person we saw shoplifting (we were both in charge of the store at the time).

Now, this guy is sitting in the back of a police car. There is the K9 officers car parked right behind the other cop car (with said K9 inside). There are 2 officers on either side of the back door and these two dummies come up to the car AND TRY TO BUY THE GUYS PILLS right in front of the cops. I'll admit, I pretty much lost it. Yeah, they were stoned out of their minds....

Also had a girl drop her heroin while fighting 2 cops because she got busted trying to steal one of those vibrating rings.

Ahhh, the joys of working in a drug store......
 
2014-04-18 12:06:28 PM
This is terrible news for all those teenagers who steal prescription drugs from grandma's medicine cabinet to take at random during parties, or so public service announcements tell me.
 
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