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(NBC DFW)   Old and busted: Seeing Jesus in toast. New hotness: Seeing Jesus from space   (nbcdfw.com) divider line 36
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2014-04-17 09:11:18 AM  
"Honestly, I think it speaks to people," said church member Roger Moreno about the portrait. Moreno brought his son, Luciano, 2, to help. "To show him that it's a good thing to give back and not just be so selfish."
"That actually shows that we actually still care and [we are] trying to make a difference in somebody's life," Moreno added.


Words fail me at the dumbness.

Also, it looks like Manson.
 
2014-04-17 09:16:05 AM  
Imagine if they put all that effort into actually improving people's lives through charity and service, instead of tacky idolatry.
 
2014-04-17 09:25:40 AM  
www.popularmechanics.com

Not this,

www.imperialteutonicorder.com
 
2014-04-17 09:56:29 AM  
Approvesww1.prweb.com
 
2014-04-17 10:09:00 AM  

baka-san: "Honestly, I think it speaks to people," said church member Roger Moreno about the portrait. Moreno brought his son, Luciano, 2, to help. "To show him that it's a good thing to give back and not just be so selfish."
"That actually shows that we actually still care and [we are] trying to make a difference in somebody's life," Moreno added.

Words fail me at the dumbness.

Also, it looks like Manson.


I was thinking Cat Stevens.
 
2014-04-17 10:28:44 AM  
I found the newscasters more uplifting.

i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-17 10:32:29 AM  
Which version?
 
2014-04-17 10:32:52 AM  

BATMANATEE: baka-san: "Honestly, I think it speaks to people," said church member Roger Moreno about the portrait. Moreno brought his son, Luciano, 2, to help. "To show him that it's a good thing to give back and not just be so selfish."
"That actually shows that we actually still care and [we are] trying to make a difference in somebody's life," Moreno added.

Words fail me at the dumbness.

Also, it looks like Manson.

I was thinking Cat Stevens.


Funny, I was going to say Jim Morrison.
 
2014-04-17 10:34:20 AM  
It looks more like a member of Sgt.Pepper's lonely hearts club band.
 
2014-04-17 10:35:54 AM  

img.fark.net


Extra new hotness: Seeing Jesus in space!

 
2014-04-17 10:37:34 AM  
Looks more like Charles Manson
 
2014-04-17 10:39:14 AM  

Salmon: BATMANATEE: baka-san: "Honestly, I think it speaks to people," said church member Roger Moreno about the portrait. Moreno brought his son, Luciano, 2, to help. "To show him that it's a good thing to give back and not just be so selfish."
"That actually shows that we actually still care and [we are] trying to make a difference in somebody's life," Moreno added.

Words fail me at the dumbness.

Also, it looks like Manson.

I was thinking Cat Stevens.

Funny, I was going to say Jim Morrison.


It looks like the MCP from Tron during the news broadcast.
 
2014-04-17 10:42:35 AM  
Is he in a fjord?
 
2014-04-17 10:43:02 AM  
My guess on the locale was Texas before RTFA

/'Cause even the idols are bigger in TX
 
2014-04-17 10:45:53 AM  

FarkingReading: [img.fark.net image 400x300]
Extra new hotness: Seeing Jesus in space!


If I were Jesus I'd want off the planet, too.
 
2014-04-17 10:54:58 AM  
what's in his mouth?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-17 10:56:14 AM  
If I ran NASA I would, three days later, create an image of Jesus in the ionosphere. There have been experiments releasing chemicals to create pretty glows. We should be able to make a face, or a ghostly body.

And then I'd be fired for wasting taxpayer dollars, pissing off the ACLU, etc. But I wouldn't last in government anyway. Might as well go out with a bang.
 
2014-04-17 11:07:12 AM  

Agarista: what's in his mouth?


Universal translating machine.
 
2014-04-17 11:09:16 AM  
That's odd, he doesn't look Jewish.
 
2014-04-17 11:11:09 AM  
In addition to Caucasian Jesus, and pissed-off Jesus, if it rains  they'll  also have zombie-Jesus.
 
2014-04-17 11:18:28 AM  

WelldeadLink: Is he in a fjord?


img4.wikia.nocookie.net
Michael: Faster, Knight Boat! We've gotta catch those starfish poachers!
Knight Boat: You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.
[the poachers leap off their jetskis and onto motorcycles]
Michael: We'll never catch them now!
Knight Boat: Incorrect. Look: a canal.
Homer: Go, Knight Boat, go!
Bart: [groans] Oh, every week there's a canal.
Lisa Simpson: Or an inlet.
Bart: Or a fjord.
 
2014-04-17 11:21:19 AM  
They have a long way to go to make it the biggest. This one is 90,000 square feet. I helped create it but only a little bit. It was also a great photo op.

http://www.drawingonearth.org/projects/guinness-world-record/
 
2014-04-17 11:29:40 AM  
Honey Boo Boo

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-17 11:32:17 AM  
You know my name is Simon,
and the things I draw com true........
 
2014-04-17 11:43:27 AM  

abhorrent1: Looks more like Charles Manson


Is it just me, or does the face shape look like the lower part of the West Bank?
 
2014-04-17 11:56:24 AM  
Page took more than 30 secs to load so I closed it, someone show me Jesus!
 
2014-04-17 12:04:26 PM  
White Jesus in TX

Others

Black Jesus

old.rejesus.co.uk

Asian Jesus

eightasians.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

Alien Jesus

livingjourney.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-17 12:16:17 PM  
www.slate.com
 
2014-04-17 12:28:59 PM  
img4.wikia.nocookie.net

"I did what?"
 
2014-04-17 01:40:07 PM  
Diogenes [TotalFark]

Imagine if they put all that effort into actually improving people's lives through charity and service, instead of tacky idolatry.

Fark approved bigotry.

/// tell a joke about islam and it'll get yanked.
 
2014-04-17 01:42:47 PM  
ZAZ [TotalFark]

And then I'd be fired for wasting taxpayer dollars,
NASA purposefully blew up one shuttle (murdering 7) and allowed a second shuttle flame out (murdering 7 more) Who was fired?
 
2014-04-17 03:13:53 PM  
Praying for rain.
 
2014-04-17 05:07:54 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-17 06:58:38 PM  
If you found an image of Jesus in your French toast...

Would it be more likely to surrender than an image of Jesus found in normal toast?

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-04-18 09:55:07 AM  
Thats next to my costco. Holy jeebus
 
2014-04-18 09:56:18 AM  

Gene Masseth Jr.: Praying for rain.


I think it will this weekend
 
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