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(Contact Music)   Sofia Vergara, Sharon Stone, threesome. Happy Easter   (contactmusic.com) divider line 72
    More: Spiffy, Sofia Vergara, Sharon Stone, Sharon, Woody Allen, Fading Gigolo, John Turturro, Vanessa Paradis, romantic drama  
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2014-04-17 11:50:50 AM  
One of these things is not like the other...
 
2014-04-17 11:51:02 AM  
Sharon Stone peaked during the first 10 minutes of Total Recall and has been on a steady decline since. Add in Tuturro and there isn't enough Sofia Vergara in the universe to get me interested in this.
 
2014-04-17 11:53:19 AM  
It follows the story of Tuturro's character, who plays a male escort teaming up with an unlikely pump (Woody) to make a little bit of extra cash. Vergara and Stone play Turturro's satisfied clients.

LOLWUT?
 
2014-04-17 11:59:44 AM  
This will cause me to rise again in three days.
 
2014-04-17 12:00:29 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Sharon Stone peaked during the first 10 minutes of Total Recall and has been on a steady decline since. Add in Tuturro and there isn't enough Sofia Vergara in the universe to get me interested in this.


She was pretty damn hot in Casino. But now? Meh.

And I think we rolled right past peak Vergara. She's still hot, but is it possible to have a more annoying accent?
 
2014-04-17 12:00:32 PM  

23FPB23: It follows the story of Tuturro's character, who plays a male escort teaming up with an unlikely pump (Woody) to make a little bit of extra cash. Vergara and Stone play Turturro's satisfied clients.

LOLWUT?


Yeah, par for the course now it seems for most "news" sites.
 
2014-04-17 12:03:25 PM  

23FPB23: It follows the story of Tuturro's character, who plays a male escort teaming up with an unlikely pump (Woody) to make a little bit of extra cash. Vergara and Stone play Turturro's satisfied clients.

LOLWUT?


It's a Woody Allen movie. It doesn't have to make sense. In fact, it's probably better off if it doesn't even try.
 
2014-04-17 12:04:03 PM  
I like how the article repeatedly refers to Tuturro. Ya know, John Turturro.
 
2014-04-17 12:04:36 PM  

Cymbal: 23FPB23: It follows the story of Tuturro's character, who plays a male escort teaming up with an unlikely pump (Woody) to make a little bit of extra cash. Vergara and Stone play Turturro's satisfied clients.

LOLWUT?

It's a Woody Allen movie. It doesn't have to make sense. In fact, it's probably better off if it doesn't even try.


Written and directed by John Turturro
 
2014-04-17 12:06:06 PM  

Mr. Cat Poop: Cymbal: 23FPB23: It follows the story of Tuturro's character, who plays a male escort teaming up with an unlikely pump (Woody) to make a little bit of extra cash. Vergara and Stone play Turturro's satisfied clients.

LOLWUT?

It's a Woody Allen movie. It doesn't have to make sense. In fact, it's probably better off if it doesn't even try.

Written and directed by John Turturro


Well there is hope it won't suck.
 
2014-04-17 12:06:24 PM  

Cymbal: Wellon Dowd: Sharon Stone peaked during the first 10 minutes of Total Recall and has been on a steady decline since. Add in Tuturro and there isn't enough Sofia Vergara in the universe to get me interested in this.

She was pretty damn hot in Casino. But now? Meh.

And I think we rolled right past peak Vergara. She's still hot, but is it possible to have a more annoying accent?


You guys are such liars.
"Hi. I'm Sophia. I'd like to have sex with you if you go onto Fark and apologize for that."
"Oh. I would log on right now if I hadn't just came in my pants while you were talking."
 
2014-04-17 12:15:15 PM  
Will this be as disappointing as the Cruz/Johansson scene?

Because, yeah, that was disappointing.

I am looking at "Chloe" or "Bound" as my standard for "famous actresses having sexual intercourse".

/Me thinks that Woody Allen shall fail me again
 
2014-04-17 12:17:38 PM  

Cymbal: Wellon Dowd: Sharon Stone peaked during the first 10 minutes of Total Recall and has been on a steady decline since. Add in Tuturro and there isn't enough Sofia Vergara in the universe to get me interested in this.

She was pretty damn hot in Casino. But now? Meh.

And I think we rolled right past peak Vergara. She's still hot, but is it possible to have a more annoying accent?


2.bp.blogspot.com
Yes, it is...
 
2014-04-17 12:24:11 PM  

stonicus: Cymbal: Wellon Dowd: Sharon Stone peaked during the first 10 minutes of Total Recall and has been on a steady decline since. Add in Tuturro and there isn't enough Sofia Vergara in the universe to get me interested in this.

She was pretty damn hot in Casino. But now? Meh.

And I think we rolled right past peak Vergara. She's still hot, but is it possible to have a more annoying accent?


Yes, it is...


The difference being Fran's was an act, so it could be mercifully turned off.
 
2014-04-17 12:27:20 PM  

Cymbal: stonicus: Cymbal: Wellon Dowd: Sharon Stone peaked during the first 10 minutes of Total Recall and has been on a steady decline since. Add in Tuturro and there isn't enough Sofia Vergara in the universe to get me interested in this.

She was pretty damn hot in Casino. But now? Meh.

And I think we rolled right past peak Vergara. She's still hot, but is it possible to have a more annoying accent?


Yes, it is...

The difference being Fran's was an act, so it could be mercifully turned off.


This. She's pretty tolerable in UHF. It got me thinking that it must be over exaggerated in her later stuff.
 
2014-04-17 12:32:43 PM  
Clicked on the link and saw Woody Allen, that totally destroyed the mood.
 
2014-04-17 12:39:02 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: It got me thinking that it must be over exaggerated in her later stuff.


It was. (Skip to the end.)
 
2014-04-17 12:39:43 PM  
Can we get past this Vergara chola person already?  I think we are due for a new latina flavor of the month.
 
2014-04-17 12:47:41 PM  

stonicus: Cymbal: Wellon Dowd: Sharon Stone peaked during the first 10 minutes of Total Recall and has been on a steady decline since. Add in Tuturro and there isn't enough Sofia Vergara in the universe to get me interested in this.

She was pretty damn hot in Casino. But now? Meh.

And I think we rolled right past peak Vergara. She's still hot, but is it possible to have a more annoying accent?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 448x555]
Yes, it is...


My cat sounds like her.
 
2014-04-17 12:48:35 PM  

23FPB23: It follows the story of Tuturro's character, who plays a male escort teaming up with an unlikely pump (Woody) to make a little bit of extra cash. Vergara and Stone play Turturro's satisfied clients.

LOLWUT?


It was clearly a typo.  You need to calm down and get out more.
 
2014-04-17 12:49:48 PM  

stonicus: Cymbal: Wellon Dowd: Sharon Stone peaked during the first 10 minutes of Total Recall and has been on a steady decline since. Add in Tuturro and there isn't enough Sofia Vergara in the universe to get me interested in this.

She was pretty damn hot in Casino. But now? Meh.

And I think we rolled right past peak Vergara. She's still hot, but is it possible to have a more annoying accent?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 448x555]
Yes, it is...


I don't care how annoying her fake accent and voice were for that show, Fran was smokin' hot!
 
2014-04-17 12:59:03 PM  
Been a while since I first saw a trailer for this. I figured it was released and gone already.

Nice of the guy to write himself into scenes with those two.
 
2014-04-17 01:02:43 PM  

Cymbal: Wellon Dowd: Sharon Stone peaked during the first 10 minutes of Total Recall and has been on a steady decline since. Add in Tuturro and there isn't enough Sofia Vergara in the universe to get me interested in this.

She was pretty damn hot in Casino. But now? Meh.

And I think we rolled right past peak Vergara. She's still hot, but is it possible to have a more annoying accent?


I think she's this generations Charo.
 
2014-04-17 01:05:35 PM  

Badmoodman: I like how the article repeatedly refers to Tuturro. Ya know, John Turturro.


That was established in the first sentence.
 
2014-04-17 01:10:16 PM  

Zombie DJ: Cymbal: Wellon Dowd: Sharon Stone peaked during the first 10 minutes of Total Recall and has been on a steady decline since. Add in Tuturro and there isn't enough Sofia Vergara in the universe to get me interested in this.

She was pretty damn hot in Casino. But now? Meh.

And I think we rolled right past peak Vergara. She's still hot, but is it possible to have a more annoying accent?

You guys are such liars.
"Hi. I'm Sophia. I'd like to have sex with you if you go onto Fark and apologize for that."
"Oh. I would log on right now if I hadn't just came in my pants while you were talking."


Tense?
 
2014-04-17 01:26:27 PM  
Subby if it was their daughters I might be interested.

/ As long as they are over 18.
 
2014-04-17 01:27:54 PM  

NightSteel: ThatBillmanGuy: It got me thinking that it must be over exaggerated in her later stuff.

It was. (Skip to the end.)


Wow. She is instantly 1000x more attractive when she drops that "accent."
 
2014-04-17 01:32:37 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Cymbal: stonicus: Cymbal: Wellon Dowd: Sharon Stone peaked during the first 10 minutes of Total Recall and has been on a steady decline since. Add in Tuturro and there isn't enough Sofia Vergara in the universe to get me interested in this.

She was pretty damn hot in Casino. But now? Meh.

And I think we rolled right past peak Vergara. She's still hot, but is it possible to have a more annoying accent?


Yes, it is...

The difference being Fran's was an act, so it could be mercifully turned off.

This. She's pretty tolerable in UHF. It got me thinking that it must be over exaggerated in her later stuff.


Fran had the Nanny accent in Saturday Night Fever...just not as loud
 
2014-04-17 01:32:46 PM  
The idea of a man getting paid by Sofia Vergara to skeet-skeet in her strains my suspension of disbelief.
 
2014-04-17 01:35:05 PM  
I would prefer a twosome with Sofia Viagra. She is still very hittable

Never was hot for Sharon Stone, even after she showed her FunZone in that film
 
2014-04-17 01:35:42 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: NightSteel: ThatBillmanGuy: It got me thinking that it must be over exaggerated in her later stuff.

It was. (Skip to the end.)

Wow. She is instantly 1000x more attractive when she drops that "accent."


Sounded good, but that was a pixelated video.
 
2014-04-17 01:38:28 PM  
s1.ibtimes.com

Hola
 
2014-04-17 01:47:38 PM  

monoski: [s1.ibtimes.com image 630x1023]

Hola


SHEBEAST.
 
2014-04-17 01:53:33 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-17 01:58:16 PM  
Well Sofia, yes. John Turturro can go chill out in his trailer. Sharon Stone, act like it's 20 years ago.
 
2014-04-17 02:03:20 PM  

js34603: This will cause me to rise again in three days.


Only if you're strong enough to roll that Stone.
 
2014-04-17 02:14:32 PM  
So Turturro wrote and directed this, and wrote in a threesome with Sharon Stone and Sofia Vergara,because he thought it would be interesting to put these characters in situations they had never been in before.

That man deserves a genius award!
 
2014-04-17 02:15:22 PM  
*threesome for himself*
 
2014-04-17 02:23:21 PM  
A more serious version of Deus Bigaloe ?
 
2014-04-17 02:45:42 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Cymbal: stonicus: Cymbal: Wellon Dowd: Sharon Stone peaked during the first 10 minutes of Total Recall and has been on a steady decline since. Add in Tuturro and there isn't enough Sofia Vergara in the universe to get me interested in this.

She was pretty damn hot in Casino. But now? Meh.

And I think we rolled right past peak Vergara. She's still hot, but is it possible to have a more annoying accent?


Yes, it is...

The difference being Fran's was an act, so it could be mercifully turned off.

This. She's pretty tolerable in UHF. It got me thinking that it must be over exaggerated in her later stuff.


From what I read (long time ago, possibly back when The Nanny was still on), her "Nanny" voice is her real voice. She took voice training so she can sound normal, and auditioned with the normal-sounding voice, but apparently a producer noticed her real voice and wanted her to use that instead. The rest, as they say, is history.
 
2014-04-17 02:49:38 PM  
I bet Tuturro was inspired by The Brown Bunny
 
2014-04-17 02:56:48 PM  
boobies?
 
2014-04-17 02:57:58 PM  

Arkanaut: From what I read (long time ago, possibly back when The Nanny was still on), her "Nanny" voice is her real voice. She took voice training so she can sound normal, and auditioned with the normal-sounding voice, but apparently a producer noticed her real voice and wanted her to use that instead. The rest, as they say, is history.


In one show she took a bite of sushi with wasabi.  She fell off her chair, then got up with this really deep husky sexy voice saying "OMG, this stuff is great....I can breathe!  I wonder how long it'll laaaaaaaast"  where she returned to her standard annoying voice.

For those 8-10 seconds she was the hottest chick on the planet.
 
2014-04-17 03:42:06 PM  
Is 'Limited run' a euphemism for 'Premature ejaculation'?
 
2014-04-17 03:46:07 PM  
And we have no topless pics posted to this threat yet?

/*le sigh*
 
2014-04-17 03:55:47 PM  

ristst: Arkanaut: From what I read (long time ago, possibly back when The Nanny was still on), her "Nanny" voice is her real voice. She took voice training so she can sound normal, and auditioned with the normal-sounding voice, but apparently a producer noticed her real voice and wanted her to use that instead. The rest, as they say, is history.

In one show she took a bite of sushi with wasabi.  She fell off her chair, then got up with this really deep husky sexy voice saying "OMG, this stuff is great....I can breathe!  I wonder how long it'll laaaaaaaast"  where she returned to her standard annoying voice.

For those 8-10 seconds she was the hottest chick on the planet.


I caught my fiance watching The Nanny with the sound off once.
 
2014-04-17 04:02:32 PM  

Scottybobotty: And we have no topless pics posted to this threat yet?

/*le sigh*


Here you go. (NFSW)
 
2014-04-17 04:05:41 PM  

sandi_fish: I caught my fiance watching The Nanny with the sound off once.


I'm afraid to ask what else you caught him doing....haha!

/sorry, the devil made me do it
 
2014-04-17 04:20:49 PM  
Sounds like an exiting movie.
no. I didn't spell that wrong.

Huge steaming pile.
 
2014-04-17 04:29:45 PM  
"Fading Gigolo."

Thanks for summing me up, you ginger Jew bastard.
 
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