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(Daily Mail)   Preacher born with no arms or legs spreads anti-bullying message by going on a 10,000 hugs tour. His first idea was reportedly a 10,000 fistbumps tour, but that proved logistically impossible   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 51
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2014-04-17 11:05:14 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Bob?
 
2014-04-17 11:39:54 AM  

scottydoesntknow: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x563]

Bob?


/Thread over
 
2014-04-17 11:49:37 AM  
And so the global pandemic began.
 
2014-04-17 11:51:13 AM  
His wife is hot
 
2014-04-17 11:52:32 AM  

scottydoesntknow: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x563]

Bob?


I understand the guy wants to live as normal a life as possible, but without any arms or legs the last place I'd want to be is in a large body of water.
 
2014-04-17 11:53:31 AM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com

Perhaps a 200 Clone-Bone tour?
 
2014-04-17 11:54:04 AM  

Pincy: scottydoesntknow: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x563]

Bob?

I understand the guy wants to live as normal a life as possible, but without any arms or legs the last place I'd want to be is in a large body of water.


Eh, I'd argue that be being a preacher and going on a "10,000 hugs" toe, he's not super interested in leading a normal life
 
2014-04-17 11:54:58 AM  
Jesus Christ, I hope this thread doesn't get out of hand.
 
2014-04-17 11:56:13 AM  
ya know, im sure 10,000 hugs for a human weeble wobble will totally fix bullying.
 
2014-04-17 11:57:27 AM  
Dear subby
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-17 11:57:48 AM  
They save on airfare when the family flies:

religiousfreaks.com
 
2014-04-17 11:58:03 AM  
Matt?

Art?
 
2014-04-17 11:59:52 AM  
There wee a lot of confused sharks that day:

bethanyhamilton.com
 
2014-04-17 12:00:16 PM  
What about 10,000 nose boops?
 
2014-04-17 12:01:09 PM  
well, he'll be the front-runner for the live action version.

img3.wikia.nocookie.net

/not literally a front-runner, of course
 
Skr
2014-04-17 12:01:53 PM  

The Flexecutioner:  human weeble wobble


Daruma dolls have a rich history and bring good luck.



37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-17 12:07:09 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-17 12:10:08 PM  
similar to Wilt Chamberlain's 10,000 farms tour.
 
2014-04-17 12:10:30 PM  

Skr: The Flexecutioner:  human weeble wobble
Daruma dolls have a rich history and bring good luck.

[37.media.tumblr.com image 425x282]


heh, i have 3 of those on my shelves.  plus one Metroyshka doll, too.
 
2014-04-17 12:11:21 PM  
And if that doesn't work out, you can always be a table.
www.robinsonwoodcompany.com
 
2014-04-17 12:11:32 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: similar to Wilt Chamberlain's 10,000 farms tour.


....motherfarking autocorrect. 10,000 farks.
 
2014-04-17 12:14:33 PM  
Clearly, he made a child, so what really must suck... his ball sac must be the lowest part of his body. Imagine 'walking' on that all day.
 
2014-04-17 12:19:50 PM  
Today if he was born in India, he would be a God
300 years ago they would have killed him at birth and stuck him in a mason jar
500 years ago he and his mother would have been thrown in a fire
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40,000 years ago his parents would have ate him
 
2014-04-17 12:20:39 PM  

belome: Clearly, he made a child, so what really must suck... his ball sac must be the lowest part of his body. Imagine 'walking' on that all day.


Now I imagine his a scrotum wearing a little pair of those Mr. Potato Head shoes.
 
2014-04-17 12:20:51 PM  
he has a kid so he must have at least one limb

man his balls must be sore wobbling around all day on them
 
2014-04-17 12:22:36 PM  

Pincy: scottydoesntknow: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x563]

Bob?

I understand the guy wants to live as normal a life as possible, but without any arms or legs the last place I'd want to be is in a large body of water.


Or a small body of water for that matter.


/Amazing: 22 comments and not one person has attacked Christianity.
 
2014-04-17 12:23:17 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x563]

Bob?


He has three cousins that hang around on some walls.  There's Art.   And of course, Curt n' Rod.
 
2014-04-17 12:23:31 PM  
His wife is smoking hot!   He must be one hell of a cunning linguist.
 
2014-04-17 12:27:15 PM  
Lee451:


/Amazing: 22 comments and not one person has attacked Christianity.

Speaking of which, if the minister were Jesus, how would he be crucified?
 
2014-04-17 12:28:23 PM  
This guy hasn't got a leg to stand on.
 
2014-04-17 12:29:26 PM  
Do you think he's got a big callous on his nutsack from it rubbing on the ground all the time?
 
2014-04-17 12:31:47 PM  

MooseBayou: scottydoesntknow: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x563]

Bob?

He has three cousins that hang around on some walls.  There's Art.   And of course, Curt n' Rod.


His brother Matt is on the doorstep.
 
2014-04-17 12:31:58 PM  
i bet he's a hit with the Monty Python cosplay crowd.  Quite realistic.

angrymanspeaks.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-17 12:42:39 PM  
Sincerely surprised nobody knocked him over
 
2014-04-17 12:44:19 PM  

Lee451: /Amazing: 22 comments and not one person has attacked Christianity.


I can't believe we're 34 comments in and I haven't see the "I love you this much" mostly armless kid.
 
2014-04-17 12:45:19 PM  

RedfordRenegade: Jesus Christ, I hope this thread doesn't get out of hand.


Shenanigans are already afoot.
 
2014-04-17 12:46:18 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-17 12:51:40 PM  

silverjets: His wife is smoking hot!   He must be one hell of a cunning linguist.


Wifey doesn't have to worry about him running off with another woman
 
2014-04-17 12:55:02 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: silverjets: His wife is smoking hot!   He must be one hell of a cunning linguist.

Wifey doesn't have to worry about him running off with another woman


Yea, but it's surprisingly easy to sweep him off his feet.
 
2014-04-17 12:59:24 PM  
More like physically impossible, not logistically.
 
2014-04-17 01:00:38 PM  

give me doughnuts: There wee a lot of confused sharks that day:

[bethanyhamilton.com image 750x500]


Well, there are two legs and an arm left.
 
2014-04-17 01:15:55 PM  

belome: Clearly, he made a child, so what really must suck... his ball sac must be the lowest part of his body. Imagine 'walking' on that all day.


That's how he rolls.
 
2014-04-17 01:20:29 PM  

give me doughnuts: There wee a lot of confused sharks that day:

[bethanyhamilton.com image 750x500]


"Hey guys! I can hang...nothing!"

Shouldn't he be body surfing?
 
2014-04-17 01:30:57 PM  
Actually, looking at some of the photos, it does appear he has "feet", or am I seeing something else there?
 
2014-04-17 01:50:34 PM  
I saw an episode of 60 minutes on this guy. It's an inspiring story.

/he seems like a great guy.
//snark away
 
2014-04-17 03:23:42 PM  

dletter: Actually, looking at some of the photos, it does appear he has "feet", or am I seeing something else there?


He has one sorta prehensile foot. He uses it to steer his chair. He can also hop around a bit. And drive a car as well.

He's actually hilarious, Hit youtube for some of his speeches, he'll crack you up.
 
2014-04-17 03:26:20 PM  
I don't know about the religious aspect, but I've heard his motivational speeches and they are great. He really is an inspiration to all.

/good on him
 
2014-04-17 05:05:22 PM  

reprobate1125: His wife is hot


Wait, how do they---no, I don't want to know. Good luck to them both.
 
2014-04-17 06:55:38 PM  
Russel?
 
2014-04-17 07:32:56 PM  
I bet things are cruising along at a snail's pace.

/..... thought I'd leave that nugget with all y'all's'.
 
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