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(TMZ)   Will Arnett to divorce Amy Poehler, is prepared to lose the the banana stand   (tmz.com) divider line 61
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2014-04-17 10:25:28 AM
C'mon!!!
 
2014-04-17 10:25:50 AM
Is it because of those Old Navy commercials? Because if it is, I totally understand.
 
2014-04-17 10:27:30 AM
So she's available?
Because I would totally do her laundry.
if you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
 
2014-04-17 10:30:39 AM

vudukungfu: So she's available?
Because I would totally do her laundry.
if you know what I mean.
And I think you do.


...you enjoy rubbing your penis on a washboard?
 
2014-04-17 10:33:35 AM
Wouldn't wear the Colby wig, would she?
 
2014-04-17 10:33:57 AM
I think he's making a terrible mistake
 
2014-04-17 10:38:18 AM
I can imagine that her voice would be extremely grating after a while.
 
2014-04-17 10:45:17 AM
Since they separated, Arnett has reportedly been dating Billy Joel's ex-wife Katie Lee and Poehler has been linked to comedian Nick Kroll.

Here's a video of Nick Kroll's comedy. Pretty good stuff.
 
2014-04-17 10:47:40 AM

bdub77: Since they separated, Arnett has reportedly been dating Billy Joel's ex-wife Katie Lee and Poehler has been linked to comedian Nick Kroll.


Wait. Does this mean a woman was actually attracted to a man because of his sense of humor. Alert the presses, this is a new precedent!
 
2014-04-17 10:53:57 AM
I think she earns more. He won't lose the banana stand.
 
2014-04-17 10:58:33 AM
Maybe if I can catch both her and Tina Fey at just the right rebound moment I can finally make this dream come true.
 
2014-04-17 10:58:42 AM
Is he going to be able to keep his 3,000 dollar suit?
 
2014-04-17 11:07:51 AM

bdub77: Since they separated, Arnett has reportedly been dating Billy Joel's ex-wife Katie Lee and Poehler has been linked to comedian Nick Kroll.

Here's a video of Nick Kroll's comedy. Pretty good stuff.


I refuse to believe "Nick Kroll" is anything but Nate Silver trying to be edgy.

// Arnett never respected Poehler's work as a seal-seller
 
2014-04-17 11:08:35 AM
They never even sonsumated the marriage.
 
2014-04-17 11:11:18 AM

Nubian Jim: They never even sonsumated the marriage.


Yes they did.  He f***ed his wife.

/No, they didn't
 
2014-04-17 11:13:32 AM
cdn3.whatculture.com
 
2014-04-17 11:23:37 AM
Fun fact: Will Arnett is apparently a big Call of Duty player. I point this out just to mess with your head everytime you're playing and you hear someone say "Come on!"
 
2014-04-17 11:33:00 AM
You guys actually like nick Kroll? His show is the most annoying thing I've ever sat through. Is it a guy thing?
 
2014-04-17 11:33:02 AM
See, this is what happens when they let the gays marry.
 
2014-04-17 11:41:14 AM
She looks difficult. *shrug*
 
2014-04-17 11:44:43 AM

FirstNationalBastard: you enjoy rubbing your penis on a washboard?


you mean her abs?
sure.
 
2014-04-17 11:46:45 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-17 11:47:15 AM
Gilligan!!
 
2014-04-17 11:52:21 AM

zarker: You guys actually like nick Kroll? His show is the most annoying thing I've ever sat through. Is it a guy thing?


No. I'm a guy and I saw 5 minutes of his routine on that standup performance show John Oliver hosted. I give performers a wide latitude before making a decision, people have off nights or just a bad routine or something, and I get that.

But kroll? He was just stupid and obnoxious for the sake of being stupid and obnoxious. I fast forward everything I see him on. He's barely one step up from Tosh, but they're both bottom feeders IMHO. I was astounded someone greenlit a show for him.
 
2014-04-17 12:04:08 PM

zarker: You guys actually like nick Kroll? His show is the most annoying thing I've ever sat through. Is it a guy thing?


I like him on The League. He plays the nasty, selfish, conniving character quite well.

But his stand-up (which is very much about playing dress-up and doing stereotype gags) is pretty unwatchable from what I've seen.
 
2014-04-17 12:21:36 PM
I like him on The League and he did come up with Bobby Bottleservice right after Jersey Shore hit and I thought that character was pretty funny at the time.

/originally from Staten Island
//Left at 18
 
2014-04-17 12:23:10 PM

DeaH: I think she earns more. He won't lose the banana stand.


Are you sure?  I hear there's always money in the banana stand.  Also, I had no idea they were married in the first place.
 
2014-04-17 12:27:34 PM

Crudbucket: Is it because of those Old Navy commercials? Because if it is, I totally understand.


The latest Poehler Old Navy Commercial may be stupid, but the model in the short red dress is fist-of-an-angry-god hot.

All the other commercials have sack-of-antlers skinny chicks. This latest one has some sweet curves.
 
2014-04-17 12:28:39 PM

bdub77: Since they separated, Arnett has reportedly been dating Billy Joel's ex-wife Katie Lee and Poehler has been linked to comedian Nick Kroll.

Here's a video of Nick Kroll's comedy. Pretty good stuff.


He is also The Douche on Parks and Rec
 
2014-04-17 12:29:01 PM
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-04-17 12:32:27 PM
Poehler? I don't even know her!
 
2014-04-17 12:35:49 PM
She was cheating on him with Hermano.
 
2014-04-17 12:43:37 PM

DeaH: I think she earns more. He won't lose the banana stand.


But he's the Goddamned Batman!
 
2014-04-17 12:44:45 PM
love her, hate the douche... both in this case.
 
2014-04-17 12:48:01 PM
Love the fact that she made Leonardo DiCaprio blush at the Golden Globes.  That was awesome.
 
2014-04-17 12:48:49 PM

zarker: You guys actually like nick Kroll? His show is the most annoying thing I've ever sat through. Is it a guy thing?


I liked the Wheels Ontario portion, but everything else was a bit too all over the place. It would benefit from having a bit more focus.
 
2014-04-17 01:14:53 PM
I love the kroll show. Some of the season 2 episodes, like 7 8 and 9 are perfect. I think pawnsylvania is one of the funniest skits I've ever seen, because I'm from PA and nobody on tv makes jokes about us.
 
2014-04-17 01:18:13 PM

FeedTheCollapse: zarker: You guys actually like nick Kroll? His show is the most annoying thing I've ever sat through. Is it a guy thing?

I liked the Wheels Ontario portion, but everything else was a bit too all over the place. It would benefit from having a bit more focus.


Felt that way in season 1 but somehow season 2 was able to tie all of the characters season arcs together in a way I've seen few sketch shows attempt to do, much less do well. Wanted to hate Kroll Show but there's too much good material on there. There's even Too Much Tuna.

Also Jon Daly nails everything he's in on that show.
 
2014-04-17 01:45:43 PM
At least he didn't call her the C word...
 
2014-04-17 02:05:36 PM
He is gonna need tea for dong
 
2014-04-17 02:34:02 PM
Good for him.

/she bothers me.
 
2014-04-17 02:34:51 PM
I had no idea they were married. Glad to hear Will Arnett trading up though. Sad to hear Amy Poehler trading way, way down. Kroll's got a worse ratface than Shanahan.
 
2014-04-17 02:37:21 PM
Her?
 
2014-04-17 02:49:30 PM
Probably kept referring to his illusions as tricks. What a whore.
 
2014-04-17 03:26:45 PM

Charlie Crews' Zen Master: zarker: You guys actually like nick Kroll? His show is the most annoying thing I've ever sat through. Is it a guy thing?

No. I'm a guy and I saw 5 minutes of his routine on that standup performance show John Oliver hosted. I give performers a wide latitude before making a decision, people have off nights or just a bad routine or something, and I get that.

But kroll? He was just stupid and obnoxious for the sake of being stupid and obnoxious. I fast forward everything I see him on. He's barely one step up from Tosh, but they're both bottom feeders IMHO. I was astounded someone greenlit a show for him.


He's funny on Comedy Bang Bang. He's definitely a good improviser.
 
2014-04-17 03:50:06 PM

Charlie Crews' Zen Master: zarker: You guys actually like nick Kroll? His show is the most annoying thing I've ever sat through. Is it a guy thing?

No. I'm a guy and I saw 5 minutes of his routine on that standup performance show John Oliver hosted. I give performers a wide latitude before making a decision, people have off nights or just a bad routine or something, and I get that.

But kroll? He was just stupid and obnoxious for the sake of being stupid and obnoxious. I fast forward everything I see him on. He's barely one step up from Tosh, but they're both bottom feeders IMHO. I was astounded someone greenlit a show for him.


He's fantastic as Ruxon in "The League", I can't watch Kroll Show or Kroll's Show or whatever it's called.
 
2014-04-17 03:52:04 PM
Huh. I thought they were divorced a long time ago.
 
2014-04-17 04:05:11 PM
Good.  She's a shrill coont.
 
2014-04-17 04:17:10 PM
Also, just to complain some more, I didn't know who Poehler was for a long time, and only saw her in gifs on tumblr. I thought she was ugly and was really surprised when she had a cute voice
 
2014-04-17 04:31:22 PM

PluckYew: Charlie Crews' Zen Master: zarker: You guys actually like nick Kroll? His show is the most annoying thing I've ever sat through. Is it a guy thing?

No. I'm a guy and I saw 5 minutes of his routine on that standup performance show John Oliver hosted. I give performers a wide latitude before making a decision, people have off nights or just a bad routine or something, and I get that.

But kroll? He was just stupid and obnoxious for the sake of being stupid and obnoxious. I fast forward everything I see him on. He's barely one step up from Tosh, but they're both bottom feeders IMHO. I was astounded someone greenlit a show for him.

He's fantastic as Ruxon in "The League", I can't watch Kroll Show or Kroll's Show or whatever it's called.


The League is improvised (dialogue), so that makes sense.
 
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