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2014-04-17 01:23:58 PM  
Maybe he wasn't doing that much acting as Da'Maniac on It's Always Sunny.

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2014-04-17 01:30:27 PM  
This has nothing to do with Legends House.
 
2014-04-17 01:33:04 PM  
But only with his sunglasses on.

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2014-04-17 03:16:57 PM  
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2014-04-17 03:17:04 PM  
Okay, so here's my idea...

Rowdy Roddy Piper stars in a new Siffy show. He's like the dead wrestler Ghost Whisperer.

Season 1's overall arc is that Hot Rod is being haunted by the ghost of Bruiser Brody, and Brody won't rest until Jose Gonzalez is brought to justice, perhaps even in the squared circle.

Along the way, Piper has to help out other dead wrestlers to get info to nail Gonzalez. For example, Earthquake wants Piper to return the last Quakeburger to Jake Roberts, so Jake finally has some closure with Damien. Or, Matt Bourne needs Piper to get his son, Wee Evan Bourne, to straighten up and get off the weed so he can finally get the push he deserves as Little Big Josh.

In the end, Piper solves the case, and Brody can rest after Piper puts the Sleeper on Gonzalez in the middle of the ring and hands him and the evidence over to Puerto Rican officials.

And then in season 2, Owen Hart wants the harness manufacturers prosecuted. And maybe Chris Benoit is introduced as a wisecracking sidekick.

I think it'll sell.
 
2014-04-17 03:21:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I think it'll sell.


Like Dolph Ziggler on speed.
 
2014-04-17 04:37:16 PM  

Sybarite: But only with his sunglasses on.

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Mama don't like tattletales.
 
2014-04-17 04:37:34 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I think it'll sell.


Needs an unexpected heel turn.
 
2014-04-17 04:38:07 PM  
I'm haunted by the ghosts of Wwe past too. They won't rest until the product gets watchable again. Really? A five minute segment where Big Show just stands there and finally punches someone.
 
2014-04-17 04:39:16 PM  
They should have that one ghost hunter guy who wears the affliction shirts and talks shiat to the ghosts (Zak Bagans, if I googled correctly) cut promos on dead wrestlers.

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You want to haunt people, Macho Man? Come haunt me, biatch! I'm the REAL Macho Man, check out these tats bro!
 
2014-04-17 04:43:27 PM  
Pity..

..if there were a thread yesterday, fWc's streak would've rolled on into its second week
 
2014-04-17 04:46:34 PM  
Did anyone ever think to maybe give the guy some bubblegum?
 
2014-04-17 04:49:10 PM  
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2014-04-17 04:55:33 PM  

Gunny Highway: This has nothing to do with Legends House.


This was my first thought.

I havent watched wrestling in years but for some reason I caught about half an hour of the syfy friday night showing the other day and saw a add for Legends House.  If it wasnt on a special network I would watch the heck out of that.
 
2014-04-17 04:56:06 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Okay, so here's my idea...

Rowdy Roddy Piper stars in a new Siffy show. He's like the dead wrestler Ghost Whisperer.

Season 1's overall arc is that Hot Rod is being haunted by the ghost of Bruiser Brody, and Brody won't rest until Jose Gonzalez is brought to justice, perhaps even in the squared circle.

Along the way, Piper has to help out other dead wrestlers to get info to nail Gonzalez. For example, Earthquake wants Piper to return the last Quakeburger to Jake Roberts, so Jake finally has some closure with Damien. Or, Matt Bourne needs Piper to get his son, Wee Evan Bourne, to straighten up and get off the weed so he can finally get the push he deserves as Little Big Josh.

In the end, Piper solves the case, and Brody can rest after Piper puts the Sleeper on Gonzalez in the middle of the ring and hands him and the evidence over to Puerto Rican officials.

And then in season 2, Owen Hart wants the harness manufacturers prosecuted. And maybe Chris Benoit is introduced as a wisecracking sidekick.

I think it'll sell.


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2014-04-17 04:57:05 PM  
Hope one of them hits Roddy in the head with a ghost coconut.
 
2014-04-17 04:57:08 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: FirstNationalBastard: I think it'll sell.

Needs an unexpected heel turn.


The queen of sage advice, kindly grandma, Mae Young turns out all along to have been Freddie Blassie in drag.
 
2014-04-17 05:00:48 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: LowbrowDeluxe: FirstNationalBastard: I think it'll sell.

Needs an unexpected heel turn.

The queen of sage advice, kindly grandma, Mae Young turns out all along to have been Freddie Blassie in drag.


Careful, they might hire Russo to write the story arc.
 
2014-04-17 05:00:53 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: LowbrowDeluxe: FirstNationalBastard: I think it'll sell.

Needs an unexpected heel turn.

The queen of sage advice, kindly grandma, Mae Young turns out all along to have been Freddie Blassie in drag.


I like it...I like it.  "Bah gawd!  That's not a rocking chair...it's...it's a FOLDING rocking chair.  Oh, gawd, where is the ref?!?"
 
2014-04-17 05:03:02 PM  
Roddy is awesome in Saints Row IV.

"I'm not sure if I reall am Roddy Piper, or just a figment of Keith David's imagination"

"There was a time during the nineties when I was the fourth member of a Latin music group called the Rodriguez Vipers." (recants it a few moments later)

Julius Little: "The President shot me, in Stilwater."
Roddy: "Then uh, how are you here?"
Julius Little: "How are _you_ here?"
Roddy: "I needed the money
 
2014-04-17 05:04:49 PM  
He's eaten too many Slim Jims.
 
2014-04-17 05:06:09 PM  
Just when you think you know the answer, he changes the question.
Most likely to something akin to "I've done a lot narcotics lately, can I sleep in your car?"
 
2014-04-17 05:10:36 PM  

Casey Anthony: He's eaten too many Slim Jims.


"Snap into a sodium induced massive stroke!"
 
2014-04-17 05:14:58 PM  
I'd actually watch a direct-to-SyFy Hell Comes Back to Frogtown.
 
2014-04-17 05:15:47 PM  
Who's to say
 
2014-04-17 05:16:08 PM  
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/I got nothin'
 
2014-04-17 05:19:53 PM  

you are a puppet: They should have that one ghost hunter guy who wears the affliction shirts and talks shiat to the ghosts (Zak Bagans, if I googled correctly) cut promos on dead wrestlers.

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You want to haunt people, Macho Man? Come haunt me, biatch! I'm the REAL Macho Man, check out these tats bro!


I love watching that show. Not because I believe them or anything, but because it is so hilariously awful.

"Dudebro, I like..heard a noise!"
"Dude..check that out bro!"
"OMG DUDE SOMETHING TOUCHED ME!!! GET AWAY FROM ME BRO, I HAVE A MACHETE!!!"

For clarification, yes, he did actually threaten a ghost. With a machete.

Also, iirc, Piper was a raging alcoholic for a bit. That might have something to do with this.
 
2014-04-17 05:20:05 PM  
Roddy also believes They Live was a documentary and that the government is coming to take his guns.
 
2014-04-17 05:44:31 PM  
I have a buddy who loves 70s wrestling AND does the ghost hunting thing. This story is going straight to his Facebook wall.
 
2014-04-17 05:51:09 PM  

Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up: Roddy also believes They Live was a documentary and that the government is coming to take his guns.


So, what's his Fark log-in?
TGOT?
 
2014-04-17 06:17:49 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Did anyone ever think to maybe give the guy some bubblegum?


But then he wouldn't be able to kick ass.
 
2014-04-17 06:38:03 PM  

Jclark666: I'd actually watch a direct-to-SyFy Hell Comes Back to Frogtown.


I'd watch the shiat out of that.
 
2014-04-17 06:52:19 PM  

bloatboy: Roddy is awesome in Saints Row IV.

"I'm not sure if I reall am Roddy Piper, or just a figment of Keith David's imagination"

"There was a time during the nineties when I was the fourth member of a Latin music group called the Rodriguez Vipers." (recants it a few moments later)

Julius Little: "The President shot me, in Stilwater."
Roddy: "Then uh, how are you here?"
Julius Little: "How are _you_ here?"
Roddy: "I needed the money


Yeah. I marked the fark out when he showed up. And then I thought, "They got Piper and Keith David. What's next? A reenactment of 'They Live?' " IT'S LIKE THEY CAN READ MY BRAIN.
 
2014-04-17 07:13:15 PM  

Savage Belief: Vodka Zombie: Did anyone ever think to maybe give the guy some bubblegum?

But then he wouldn't be able to kick ass.


But, think of how different the movie would be if there was someone in that bank willing to share their bubblegum.  That's the true indictment of our selfish society, I think.
 
2014-04-17 07:54:45 PM  

Saiga410: Gunny Highway: This has nothing to do with Legends House.

This was my first thought.

I havent watched wrestling in years but for some reason I caught about half an hour of the syfy friday night showing the other day and saw a add for Legends House.  If it wasnt on a special network I would watch the heck out of that.


Reconsider. The WWE Network has been awesome so far. There's some great stuff on there.
 
2014-04-17 08:06:19 PM  
I'd like to see the ghost of the lovely Elizabeth, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-04-17 08:06:54 PM  

hundreddollarman: bloatboy: Roddy is awesome in Saints Row IV.

"I'm not sure if I reall am Roddy Piper, or just a figment of Keith David's imagination"

"There was a time during the nineties when I was the fourth member of a Latin music group called the Rodriguez Vipers." (recants it a few moments later)

Julius Little: "The President shot me, in Stilwater."
Roddy: "Then uh, how are you here?"
Julius Little: "How are _you_ here?"
Roddy: "I needed the money

Yeah. I marked the fark out when he showed up. And then I thought, "They got Piper and Keith David. What's next? A reenactment of 'They Live?' " IT'S LIKE THEY CAN READ MY BRAIN.


That part definitely had me busting my ass laughing. Especially when Piper's theme started playing in the background.
 
2014-04-17 08:30:01 PM  

grumpfuff: Also, iirc, Piper was a raging alcoholic for a bit. That might have something to do with this


The same thing crossed my mind. Hopefully this isn't the beginning of mental problems for Piper.
 
2014-04-17 08:37:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Okay, so here's my idea...

Rowdy Roddy Piper stars in a new Siffy show. He's like the dead wrestler Ghost Whisperer.

Season 1's overall arc is that Hot Rod is being haunted by the ghost of Bruiser Brody, and Brody won't rest until Jose Gonzalez is brought to justice, perhaps even in the squared circle.

Along the way, Piper has to help out other dead wrestlers to get info to nail Gonzalez. For example, Earthquake wants Piper to return the last Quakeburger to Jake Roberts, so Jake finally has some closure with Damien. Or, Matt Bourne needs Piper to get his son, Wee Evan Bourne, to straighten up and get off the weed so he can finally get the push he deserves as Little Big Josh.

In the end, Piper solves the case, and Brody can rest after Piper puts the Sleeper on Gonzalez in the middle of the ring and hands him and the evidence over to Puerto Rican officials.

And then in season 2, Owen Hart wants the harness manufacturers prosecuted. And maybe Chris Benoit is introduced as a wisecracking sidekick.

I think it'll sell.


That is brilliant
 
2014-04-17 08:40:00 PM  
his rowdy hearts club band has a sad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezk7lC7RYdo
 
2014-04-17 09:33:10 PM  

ColSanders: I'd like to see the ghost of the lovely Elizabeth, if you know what I mean.


Sherri wasn't too bad either...just no crazy makeup.
 
2014-04-17 09:42:30 PM  
That's a lot of ghosts...
 
2014-04-17 10:05:12 PM  
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He's not the only one, BROTHER!
 
2014-04-18 02:44:24 AM  

CSM101: hundreddollarman: bloatboy: Roddy is awesome in Saints Row IV.

"I'm not sure if I reall am Roddy Piper, or just a figment of Keith David's imagination"

"There was a time during the nineties when I was the fourth member of a Latin music group called the Rodriguez Vipers." (recants it a few moments later)

Julius Little: "The President shot me, in Stilwater."
Roddy: "Then uh, how are you here?"
Julius Little: "How are _you_ here?"
Roddy: "I needed the money

Yeah. I marked the fark out when he showed up. And then I thought, "They got Piper and Keith David. What's next? A reenactment of 'They Live?' " IT'S LIKE THEY CAN READ MY BRAIN.

That part definitely had me busting my ass laughing. Especially when Piper's theme started playing in the background.


I downloaded the "demo" for that last night because it was on sale and I wanted to check it out. Turns out the "demo" only lets you play with virtual paper dolls and doesn't seem to include any actual gameplay whatsoever. I was pissed.
 
2014-04-18 08:22:00 AM  
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2014-04-18 11:00:07 AM  

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SNUKA HAD IT COMIN' TO HIM.
 
2014-04-18 09:59:17 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Okay, so here's my idea...

Rowdy Roddy Piper stars in a new Siffy show. He's like the dead wrestler Ghost Whisperer.

Season 1's overall arc is that Hot Rod is being haunted by the ghost of Bruiser Brody, and Brody won't rest until Jose Gonzalez is brought to justice, perhaps even in the squared circle.

Along the way, Piper has to help out other dead wrestlers to get info to nail Gonzalez. For example, Earthquake wants Piper to return the last Quakeburger to Jake Roberts, so Jake finally has some closure with Damien. Or, Matt Bourne needs Piper to get his son, Wee Evan Bourne, to straighten up and get off the weed so he can finally get the push he deserves as Little Big Josh.

In the end, Piper solves the case, and Brody can rest after Piper puts the Sleeper on Gonzalez in the middle of the ring and hands him and the evidence over to Puerto Rican officials.

And then in season 2, Owen Hart wants the harness manufacturers prosecuted. And maybe Chris Benoit is introduced as a wisecracking sidekick.

I think it'll sell.


Too much plot for Syfy
 
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