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(NBC Philadelphia)   NJ man re-enacts famous "Samurai Delicatessen" skit   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 24
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2014-04-17 10:08:47 AM
At one point in the video, the man lunges towards Houseman with the sword. Houseman manages to move out of the way, narrowly avoiding the weapon.

The proper response is to leap into the air in slow motion.
 
2014-04-17 12:16:16 PM
Don't tell him about the dirty knife

/wait, wrong sketch
 
2014-04-17 12:16:36 PM
Can you break a 20?
 
2014-04-17 12:16:44 PM

Sybarite: At one point in the video, the man lunges towards Houseman with the sword. Houseman manages to move out of the way, narrowly avoiding the weapon.

The proper response is to leap into the air in slow motion.


Followed by a flourish of the beard

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Skr
2014-04-17 12:17:06 PM
"Samurai Sword" eh? More like a sword-like bludgeoning object.
 
2014-04-17 12:21:22 PM
FTFV:  The pizza delivery driver said that he didn't know how to react as it was his first day on the job.

Day One:  Basics of pizza delivery
Day Two:  Samurai sword disarming techniques

Damn, if the guy had just waited until the next day to pull these shenanigans we'd have an entirely different story altogether.
 
2014-04-17 12:28:35 PM

CJHardin: FTFV:  The pizza delivery driver said that he didn't know how to react as it was his first day on the job.

Day One:  Basics of pizza delivery
Day Two:  Samurai sword disarming techniques

Damn, if the guy had just waited until the next day to pull these shenanigans we'd have an entirely different story altogether.


We'd have an entirely different story
 
2014-04-17 12:29:28 PM

CJHardin: FTFV:  The pizza delivery driver said that he didn't know how to react as it was his first day on the job.

Day One:  Basics of pizza delivery
Day Two:  Samurai sword disarming techniques

Damn, if the guy had just waited until the next day to pull these shenanigans we'd have an entirely different story altogether.


We'd have an entirely different story.
 
2014-04-17 12:29:52 PM
Maybe he just wanted his roast beef sliced a bit thinner......
 
2014-04-17 12:31:06 PM
We'd have an entirely different story.
 
2014-04-17 12:40:31 PM
Does Buck Henry go there?
 
2014-04-17 12:51:39 PM

CJHardin: FTFV:  The pizza delivery driver said that he didn't know how to react as it was his first day on the job.

Day One:  Basics of pizza delivery
Day Two:  Samurai sword disarming techniques

Damn, if the guy had just waited until the next day to pull these shenanigans we'd have an entirely different story altogether.


We'd have an entirely different story.
 
2014-04-17 12:57:55 PM
Ninja please
 
2014-04-17 01:01:05 PM

Bondith: Don't tell him about the dirty knife

/wait, wrong sketch


Attacked by a piece of fruit, eh?
Stop it - that's silly.

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Priapetic: CJHardin: FTFV:  The pizza delivery driver said that he didn't know how to react as it was his first day on the job.

Day One:  Basics of pizza delivery
Day Two:  Samurai sword disarming techniques

Damn, if the guy had just waited until the next day to pull these shenanigans we'd have an entirely different story altogether.

We'd have an entirely different story.


And now... number 3. The Larch. The... Larch
 
2014-04-17 01:05:22 PM
 
2014-04-17 01:24:20 PM
RACIST!
Although it wasn't back in the 70's.
 
2014-04-17 01:34:54 PM

OKSteveOK: RACIST!
Although it wasn't back in the 70's.


Um, that sketch is from the 80's, youngling.
 
2014-04-17 01:43:14 PM

Literally Addicted: OKSteveOK: RACIST!
Although it wasn't back in the 70's.

Um, that sketch is from the 80's, youngling.


Samurai Delicatessen was 1976, gramma.

/stubmitter
 
2014-04-17 01:51:07 PM
It's called a katana.
 
2014-04-17 02:04:51 PM

Joelogon: Literally Addicted: OKSteveOK: RACIST!
Although it wasn't back in the 70's.

Um, that sketch is from the 80's, youngling.

Samurai Delicatessen was 1976, gramma.

/stubmitter


You're right.  Damn.  Apparently, the memory is the first thing to go.
 
2014-04-17 03:16:15 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: It's called a katana.


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Anna, and don't you forget it.
 
2014-04-17 03:19:35 PM
Day One: Basics of pizza delivery
Day Two: Samurai sword disarming techniques


What if he has a point-ed stick ?
 
2014-04-17 04:09:58 PM

dryknife: Does Buck Henry go there?


Samurai Tailor was better.

/these pants have no fly...
 
2014-04-17 05:28:09 PM

Literally Addicted: Joelogon: Literally Addicted: OKSteveOK: RACIST!
Although it wasn't back in the 70's.

Um, that sketch is from the 80's, youngling.

Samurai Delicatessen was 1976, gramma.

/stubmitter

You're right.  Damn.  Apparently, the memory is the first thing to go.


No: Memory is the second thing you lose with age, but I don't remember what the first one was.
 
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