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(Bangor Daily News)   State university has a $36 million shortfall. How to deal with this? Give the head financial administrator a 40k raise. What the fark, UMaine?   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 5
    More: Asinine, University of Maine, Southern Maine, state university, doctorate degrees, vice chancellors  
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2014-04-17 01:31:47 AM  
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AgentPothead: Woah woah woah, are you trying to tell me america has a system in place where it doesn't matter whether you fail or succeed, once you reach a certain size it's impossible to tie reward into performance?


They're just properly incentivizing him to do his job. If he doesn't make a lot of money, he has no reason to do a good job and will just go Galt. That's why we can't raise the minimum wage, because if employers start paying those people more they'll have no reason to work hard since...

Wait, I messed that up. Let me start again.

If we don't pay rich people a lot more money....
2014-04-17 01:40:19 AM  
2 votes:
Oh, the UMaineity.
2014-04-17 03:26:57 AM  
1 votes:
Office skills are super rare at an elite level. Most bueracracies are set up like total shiat
2014-04-17 01:59:42 AM  
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IlGreven: If that's what the contract is, $40k more is a pittance compared to what she'd get with a breach of contract suit.


Aren't you a Joe Rapist / State Penn dude?
2014-04-17 01:23:47 AM  
1 votes:
Woah woah woah, are you trying to tell me america has a system in place where it doesn't matter whether you fail or succeed, once you reach a certain size it's impossible to tie reward into performance?
 
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