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(Sun Sentinel)   Judge does a double take after learning Edward Cocaine was appearing in his courtroom on drug possession charges   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 32
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2014-04-16 11:56:05 PM  
They probably didn't bother to swear him in since he don't lie.

/Or so I have heard.
//Perhaps it was his wife.
 
2014-04-17 12:10:22 AM  
Immigration changed it at Ellis Island

/his great-grandfather's name was Giuseppe Nosecandi
 
2014-04-17 12:14:06 AM  
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Approves
 
2014-04-17 12:19:11 AM  
C-c-c-Yeah!
 
2014-04-17 12:21:04 AM  

zamboni: They probably didn't bother to swear him in since he don't lie.

/Or so I have heard.
//Perhaps it was his wife.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-04-17 12:21:49 AM  
In Soviet America Cocaine possesses you!
 
2014-04-17 02:16:52 AM  
You would think that after getting questioned so much by cops because of his name he'd have had it changed by now to something less suspicious...like Xanax or something.
 
2014-04-17 03:30:43 AM  
Nomitave determinism at work.
 
2014-04-17 04:04:34 AM  
Seems like a nice guy.
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2014-04-17 04:05:27 AM  

wildcardjack: Nomitave determinism at work.


And he's not even a black.
 
2014-04-17 04:10:09 AM  

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2014-04-17 05:59:02 AM  
If he ever wanted to go WWE...Eric Clapton got his intro song...
 
2014-04-17 06:04:53 AM  
Sometimes goes by his porn name, Eddie Blow.
 
2014-04-17 06:17:33 AM  
Please. . .JJ Cale.
 
2014-04-17 06:28:20 AM  
 "My great-grandparents came over here from Greece and they changed it," he said. "That was like in the 1920s."

So I suppose with a slight variation of the past, his name could've been "Edward Radium Moustache Wax".
 
2014-04-17 06:32:59 AM  
Edward dapper dan?
 
2014-04-17 06:51:40 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: If he ever wanted to go WWE...Eric Clapton got his intro song...


Layla?
 
2014-04-17 07:34:36 AM  
Guy: "My name is Edward Cocaine".
Cops: Do you want to get down, down on the ground?
 
2014-04-17 07:36:25 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: If he ever wanted to go WWE...Eric Clapton got his intro song...


I was thinking more Johnny Cash...

/At least the drug he was caught with wasn't cocaine... That would've just been too cliche!
 
2014-04-17 07:49:46 AM  
Good thing he's in Florida, less change of him getting Snowblind.
 
2014-04-17 07:58:49 AM  
Can't blame the poor guy, he just wanted to ride on after his day was done.
 
2014-04-17 08:25:50 AM  
The man needs to get a doctorate in something. Then he can become Doctor Cocaine.
 
2014-04-17 08:34:09 AM  

Ruiizu: The man needs to get a doctorate in something. Then he can become Doctor Cocaine.

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2014-04-17 08:37:39 AM  
Did he name his daughter, "Pure"?
 
2014-04-17 08:49:38 AM  

Pick: Did he name his daughter, "Pure"?


You can bet if he has a son, he would not be circumcised.
 
2014-04-17 08:55:10 AM  

Arkanaut: Pick: Did he name his daughter, "Pure"?

You can bet if he has a son, he would not be circumcised.


What you did there, I see it.
 
2014-04-17 09:14:40 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Immigration changed it at Ellis Island

/his great-grandfather's name was Giuseppe Nosecandi


Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "shiathouse."
Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!
 
2014-04-17 09:23:39 AM  
Could be worse, could be Gene Masseth.
 
2014-04-17 10:13:19 AM  
Fun Fact: Possession of a single Xanax pill in PA without a prescription is a felony.
 
2014-04-17 11:03:42 AM  
Once had a student with that same last name and a first name that was a slang term for another street drug. Thought someone was messing with me when I first saw the roster. Turned out to be one of my best students that year too.
 
2014-04-17 04:30:22 PM  
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2014-04-17 06:18:23 PM  

poorjon: Once had a student with that same last name and a first name that was a slang term for another street drug. Thought someone was messing with me when I first saw the roster. Turned out to be one of my best students that year too.


That makes sense, considering the last name,
 
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